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2019

09

Sep

Charlotte Lawrence Nipples of the Day

Charlotte Lawrence is Kate from the Drew Carey show’s daughter, and like all girls in the world, but mainly girls in Hollywood and its surrounding areas, has developed her own content strategy for social media…tapping into what the regular kids are doing with slutty titty freeing content….only with more purpose cuz her dad is a very fucking rich TV producer and as a family she knows content that works…and has access to a budget to make it work…continuing the quest for Hollywood to dominate the media even with the young girls that pop off and get famous on social media…cuz they have an unfair advantage of rich and connected in the industry parents…and they have a better understanding of audience building, and keeping than the average person, but more importantly, they have connections to make their want to be famous a reality….SO….when they post tits on social media it matters more than all the other girls who post tits on instagram…all because her mom is basically a no name celebrity in this era but still a celebrity…increasing this titty flasher’s clout..kids love other kids with famous parents…even if they’ve never heard of the DREW CAREY SHOW…that shit was 2 decades ago.

The world is weird, but still gonna get weirder…

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2019

09

Sep

Alessandra Ambrosio Topless of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is just one of the many 40 year old women in all of our lives who have taken to instagram to show off their fitness old lady bodies, or plastic surgery faces, in efforts to compete with the young girls at their own game….or whatever…

I don’t love old ladies and their mom pussies as a concept, but I will say that 40 year olds today, thanks to fitness and diet information, coupled with the pressure of having a public profile on social media, has made the traditional mom aged woman more worthy of a fuck…

Sure she’s sloppier, looser skinned, even when at her best…and a 20 year old girl’s body will always destroy her…but I remember growing up in the 70s and only one of the moms being hot…she’d show up in Leather Cat Suits, because it turned out that she was a stripper, but still only one mom back in the 70s was worth noticing, nowadays at least 80 percent of moms at the elementary school are worth a fuck. I see them picking up the kids…I know…so I guess as social media kills lives, causes anxiety and depression, and suicide because it is a lonely place to be….it’s making women who otherwise would give up and tap out on this being hot thing…keep delivering the good and as far as I’m concerned…that is a win…and so important…cuz fat ladies are gross.

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2019

09

Sep

Kelly Brook Obesity Tits of the Day

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Kelly Brook is the good kind of fat cuz she comes with monster fucking tits. Where that the fatter she gets, the fatter her tits get, and that is some plus sized symptom I can get behind and endorse, even if I think fat girls and fat empowerment is total misinformation…

Not to mention, this ball of fucking female hormones, is in her fucking 40s at this point, so she really doesn’t stand much of a chance fighting the rest of her body playing catch-up to her tits, something it’s been wanting to do since she broke her first D cup bra for being too busy back in High School…eventually you sort of just have to accept it and embrace it…this is your body…and use the tits as hard as she can to offset the disgusting of the fat we all hate…except when it’s inside a tit…

The point of this is to say…she’s got huge tits.

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2019

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale With the Deep Pussy Stretch of the Day

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Let’s all take a minute to appreciate old like Kate Beckinsale in a Deep Pussy Stretch…because she understands her purpose of being clickbait to a bunch of nerds who were into her VAMPIRE movies….and are still committed to her because of those Vampire Movies….even though it’s 20 fucking years later thanks to her still being hot..

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2019

09

Sep

Selma Blair Bootyhole of the Day

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Selma Blair has found a solid angle to revitalize her career and that angle is a Chronic Illness – MULTIPLE SCLEROSIS – to exploit as hard as she’s exploiting her ass in these pics to get some attention…

I am a fan. Sure I think the whole empowering thing is dumb, but any excuse to get girls naked works for me. I do think it’s silly when I see empowered girls exploiting ailments like being fat, which is only an ailment in being a lazy pig of a human, plus I don’t like seeing fat girls…..I do find empowerment dumb when it’s girls who claim they have ears that are too big for a model but yet they are still out there modeling…since that’s hardly an ailment…if that’s your insecurity that you’re angling…I mean you need to experience actual probblems.. but when it’s a legit disease, I get it….it is shamelessness with a cause….still shameless but with a backstory…so if it’s Alopecia, or Amputation from Toxic Shock, or MS / CANCER/ AIDS….it’s got some clout cuz I don’t want those things, and if you’re out there owning it with those things…good fucking work…

Apparently, Selma is getting hate for flashing her bare ass. It is against the Instagram terms and services you know…but I’m here wondering where her cane is…or walker….maybe the CHEMO that made her bald, and a great head to jerk off on…cured her…it gave her back the gift of life….

People are hating her for the nude…it’s barely a nude and clearly they don’t know what other whores post up daily…this is SOFT core, old LADY cuz she’s like 50 core…so I don’t buy it, and think it’s just an attempt to get more eyeballs…and it works…cuz nudes get likes…we are all perverts…

I’m just bummed she’s not showing us her MS CLIT….and actual butthole…just cuz you have MS, doesn’t mean you can’t fucking BRING it…properly…this walking that fine nude line is lame, half assed with a full ass, but not quit a full ass, cuz you can’t have an ass without anus winking at you….if you go for it…actually go for it…and if you’re getting hate for it…make it higher impact where you actually deserve the hate for terrifying someone with said MS CLIT….I mean before it had MS…it had half of Hollywood….

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2019

09

Sep

Sara Sampaio Braless of the Day

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Sara Sampaio is braless at this event because she’s protesting her number one sponsor’s biggest revenue earner in an attempt to be as trendy as possible since the BRA is dead even if the BRA pays your damn bills and is the only reason you exist…

But the fact is that Sampaio is of Portuguese roots, her life as a fisherman’s daughter makes her the kind of person who knows how to get what she needs to survive from the sea….so that all those bras she’s been gifted by her sponsors are better used tied together as a fishing net to feed a village rather than to work as a barrier between her nipples and her fans…true story bro…

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2019

09

Sep

Emily Osment Hick Bikini Tits of the Day

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Emily Osment looks like a fucking hick in her white trash bro pool party thanks to a tarp in the back of their trailer out on a field somewhere…and I guess that’s more fun than some bullshit posing in Beverly Hills for paparazzi she hired to take pics of her, hoping they don’t look staged….

CHECK OUT THE TITS ON HER…I mean I am sure that is what you are actually doing, and not reading about my goto joke I’ve said way too many times for this to be funny, interesting or anything that could compete with those roundies, which is that she’s actually Haley Joel, who started hormones before it was a trendy thing for all kids to do, even 6 year old kids, thanks to parents that want them to be part of that TRANS storyline, doing more damage than good….So anyway, back to the joke, and for the record I realize this is terrible joke delivery….where that cute boy actors hit puberty and aren’t hirable, cuz a cute kid doesn’t make a cute adult….so before puberty, start hormones, play a girl, commit to that strategy and grow out some hot tits…cuz tits get hits, and give you legacy in this world of perverts, where being the kid who sees dead people doesn’t.

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2019

09

Sep

Kaia Gerber See Through Fetish Gear of the Day

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KAIA GERBER celebrating her 18th birthday…it happened days ago and with that birthday comes all that Model from the 90s Glam her mom shoved down her throat when she was grooming her to be a model after she had to retire cuz she was old…like some old sexual predator grooming his victim…only in this case it was her own mom/daughter, and in this case the sexual assault was being a whore in the fashion world to give your mom that stage parent dopamine release to her ego….that you know is huge….and knowing that Kaia crawled out of her cunt and grew into an exhibitionist for attention, who they will use to make millions from brands, in an era where non models like the Jenners are making millions, makes her feel good…..

This is what LA moms strive for when they give birth…a clone of themselves who can relive their life in modern times and get paid…TITS OUT….like she was AMANDA LEPORE….DID YOU SEE THE AMANDA LEPORE shot…shit….

The truth is, at least Kaia Gerber is hot…and isn’t a Kylie Jenner / Hadid face injected face…she looks like her mom and it’s amazing…unlike Sailor Brinkley…who doesn’t look like her mom and is trying the same stunts.

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2019

09

Sep

Hilary Duff Bikini of the Day

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Hilary Duff is prepping for the Lizzy Maguire redo, by posting up her 30 year old mom body that looks like a 45 year old lesbian who does crossfit body, in a bikini….to generate some hype for the show through nudity..

I never watched Lizzy Maguire and I don’t even know if that is how you even spell the show, but I know Hilary Duff pervert fans did, it is what made her famous, it is what made her millions and millions…it is what created her celebrity, it is what created her product line “Stuff by Hilary Duff”…and she’s seriously been bored, getting knocked up, fucking all kinds, waiting for someon to say “let’s bring back that one thing you did that made you”….and so it is happening, as Hollywood has no original thought, and more importantly….Millennials have no idea what this old shit is, like Ozzy Osbourne…with so much access to information…amazing how fucking DUMB they are…

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2019

09

Sep

JoJo Bra and Panties of the Day

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JoJO, one step closer to naked….which is not something that is that hard to accomplish for a woman, it’s actually really fucking easy and if you’re like me, you’ve been negotiating with women to show you their cunts for your entire pervert life….and your tactics, that are now deemed creepy, like getting girls drunk, or downplaying the level of “deal” it is, like “it’s no big deal”…to trying to make them think they have to do it to prove themselves in a “I bet you’re too chicken to show me you cunt”….any and all approaches work….

So Jojo is just not getting naked because she’s more into showing off her underwear, it’s not a building courage to eventually show the cunt, it’s just the brand of cocktease level she likes to stay at…..cuz girl is capable of spreading ass and insterting things in photo….she’s just not into posting that kind of shit yet.

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