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2019

02

Sep

Kelly Brook With the Tits of the Day

Kelly Brook Tits

Kelly Brook….is some 40 year old set of fat tits, on a fat frame, that people were into for a while, back in the Glamour Model, Titty models in the UK days, cuz tits excite us.

Apparently, she forgot it wasn’t April Fools when she posted this picture of her “ABS”…..

Labor Day Kelly Brook….not April Fools…Labor Day…maybe they don’t have that in the UK….

Point being, you can’t have ab definition when you are fat, your fat can cluster and maybe give an illusion of lines that you’d get if you weren’t fat..but AB definition….more like fatty liver disease protruding through her gut…

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2019

30

Aug

Bebe Rexha Topless Labor Day of the Day

Bebe Rexha Topless Birthday Labour Day

Bebe Rexha, getting ready for Labor Day, by getting into some new age birthing position, like some home birth, water birth, kiddie pool in the backyard birth, only she’s old enough to be in menopause, but fat enough to be carrying twins, the world- so confusing.

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2019

30

Aug

Kate Beckinsale Slutty of the Day

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

Kate Beckinsale is still at it. This time with bra and panties and slutty tights or pantyhose that any and all pantyhose fetishists will appreciate….because even I get excited by pantyhose and have since the first time I fucked a secretary back in the 80s and got to rip a hole in them to get access to the cunt hole…only to be distracted by some horrible foot smell cuz I guess pantyhose, like dirty socks, get a fucking smell to them….

I think the highlight of the pic, beyond the old lady with a fit body being half naked is that glam team cuz you know she invests heavy into looking good….three people need to make her look good, and that doesn’t include trainers, dieticians, plastic surgeons, dermatologists, orthodontists…any and all professionals who hate the idea of aging, or looking like their normal self, cuz it’s a fake world full of fake faces, we all need to jump into…

Kate Beckinsale Slutty

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2019

30

Aug

Oana Gregory Slutty of the Day

Oana Gregory is Disney’s first Romanian Actress, which didn’t get as much hype as Disney’s first gay character, or Disney’s first black Mermaid, or really anything else Disney has done to be the United Nations of Politically Correct casting, so all kids feel included and left in…

I guess Romanians, get the short end of all sticks, looked down on for being Gypsies who train Bears how to Juggle….even though as Eastern Europeans, they can make as good of a soulless sex workers for rich guys as the next country in Eastern europe….you know because of their communist morals and values, from the whole waiting in the breadline only to realize there is no bread this week…or toilet paper…

What I am saying is that, so much good is going on in this…that we should be glad Disney gave this Romanian a chance instead of arresting her for her Gypsy shit…cuz she looks good.


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2019

30

Aug

That Dude Lea Michele Tits of the Day

That Dude Lea Michele TIts Bikini

Lea Michele must be happy in Hawaii after learning of one of her TRANS co-conspirers is going to be running this year in the NCAA track and field, because women have been replaced by men who pretend to be woman, and the only thing an actual woman has going for her, is the ability to breed..make babies…as trans becomes more mainstream, fucking trans will be seen less as a gateway to homosexuality, and soon women and their pesky periods will be left in the dust….something Lea Michele’s been KNOWING for a long time..

I have a hard time believe Lea Michele doesn’t have a dick, and is on the tuck, but maybe she treated herself to a Bruce Jenner dick lob off with her GLEE money before deciding to fully commit as a woman…I don’t have the answers…I just know that even with her BOTOX face she purchased to come across hot…she looks like shit..or like EM RAT COW…that narrow-eyed rat face and adam’s apple scare me…whether she’s half naked or not…

LOok at GOOD FROM FAR / FAR FROM GOOD MOMENT:

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2019

30

Aug

Scarlett Johansson Back Tat of the Day

Scarlett Johansson Back Tat of the Day

SCARLETT JOHANSSON back tat is pretty much the single ugliest thing a celebrity that people have collectively decided is hot, even though I never fully bought into it, I always thought it was a lot of hype, has done to herself…

What the fuck in her rich as fuck, working actor, Jewish mind led her to get some dumb fucking graffitti that is more on the artistic level of a high school aged TAGGER writing dumb shit on a bush shelter, only in this case she’s the bus shelter….

It just makes no sense to me…


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2019

30

Aug

Vanessa Morgan Bikini of the Day

Vanessa Morgan Bikini

VANESSA MORGAN is some fat fuck from Canada on Riverdale cuz it is shot in Canada and thus probably got the producers tax credit that Canadian tax payers funded so that we basically own this bitch….is engaged to an MLB player and she’s in a bikini…

The story behind this is comparing her paparazzi pics to her self produced photoshopped pics for social media…

Vanessa Morgan Bikini

Because entitled young people don’t even need fitness or diet to look good, they can just fake that shit…

It’d be nice to get every influencer in a room to pose next to their most liked and followed pics….in the same outfit for all to see reality versus their bullshit lie / fantasy. I don’t even think a stunt like that would change the public opinion, since EVERYONE is doing it, like women totally forgiving about other women faking it, pretending it is empowered…so all these average at best girls are getting seen, noticed, followed by pervert dudes…and thy aren’t nearly as great as they pretend to be..

So it’s OK for them to lie about their look, in their half naked posts, and it is okay for them to lie to themselves about their genders and all the other issues of the time, but it’s not ok to make fun of these liars…instead they call as misogynists or woman haters…

The problem with empowerment is that for every group you empower you are disempowering another group…take fat chicks for example…all wearing lingerie made for fatties and bikinis for fatties…like they can because I guess they can…all screaming about body positivity and empowerment and the media is embracing and loving the positive vibes of a fat girl wanting to be treated like a hot chick on social media in terms of attention and jobs…empowered to take a stand, or a sit if standing hurts the joints too much, by stripping down and trying to sell the idea that a belly hanging over a xxxxl thong is hot…I mean people have bought into stranger things before and as we know everything comes down to a good sales pitch…however all this empowering fat chicks, comes with a disempowerment of people who rightfully find fat chicks disgusting lazy pics who don’t take their health seriously and who have no self control or discipline and eat everything they can cuz it tastes so good…practicing no restraint because they are millennials all victims and restraint is a construct of the patriarchy in their retard minds. What I am saying is empowering one thing disempowers the other thing and one could argue, and I am, that I have the equal right to hate fat chicks and laugh at them for their fat girl in a thong comedy act…as they do to produce that fat girl in a thong while pretending it is empowerment when it’s really just attention seeking. Losers.

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2019

30

Aug

Caylee Cowan Erotica of the Day

CAYLEE COWAN is the latest big titty deal to take on Hollywood the right way…tits first…

I posted her the other day praising her solid use of her tits, managing to sexualize herself like all IG girls of Instagram, and instead of turning to porn or sugar babying – she’s actually getting mainstream acting work as she should…

Porn is so mainstream at this point, it’s about time that porn girls get the mainstream appreciation they love, or at least girls who porny things, since actual porn girls are disgusting, gutter pigs, with tons of fucking emotional issues….while this girl, who just likes showing tit for attention is doing good.

I am a fan, and apparently so are many of you, cuz I got emails about her…which is rare. So I’ll use that as market research into how successful or mainstream she gets…

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2019

30

Aug

Candice Swanepoel See Through of the Day

Candice Swanepoel See Through

Candice Swanepoel is showing you her panties through her dress….and maybe her tits too…I can’t tell cuz I don’t have that X-Ray nerd vision…I just assume the panties are part of the look, the empowered mom of two is pulling off, because if she was to go commando, that is without underwear, there would be a chance that we’d all see what having two kids actually does to a cunt…

I find Swanepoel so boring, from her repetitive photoshoots in her underwear for her evil Brand that created her, when they weren’t on vacation with Epstein, to her own line of bathing suits, to whatever this is…there’s no personality to her and now that she’s old…I prefer to focus my time looking at younger girls who are equally boring…..you know age isn’t a number, it’s a legit thing I all BEST BEFORE date…and every day that goes by, this one is is one day further from her (amazon) PRIME…

Candice Swanepoel See Through

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2019

30

Aug

Bruna Marquezine Nudity of the Day

Bruna Marquezine Naked

Bruna Marquezine is some 24 year old Brazilian, who is famous in Brazil for being on some telenovela Women In Love….which she may have been on since she was a kid. I don’t speak or understand Brazilian Portuguese so I can’t be too sure…

What I do know is that she hasn’t broke into the AMERICAN market yet, at least not in AMERICAN movies…but she will..she’s got 40 million followers on Social Media, because there is more to the world than just AMERICA…some of these other countries have massive population, and thus some of these girls have massive fan bases, and America hasn’t heard shit from them ever…

So the more naked she gets the better for her VISA application she’s probably in the process of, cuz US Immigration love hot slutty naked chicks and give out VISAs to them all the time….you know to steal american jobs from american people who are too fat and lazy to look like this…

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