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2019

29

Aug

Bella Thorne Braless of the Day

OH GOOD bella thorne has her bra off because of course she does….

Her tactics are obvious, but her tits are big enough to not care, even when we call out how boring she is at sexualizing herself, like the dude who molested her as a kid sexualized her, we still look..cuz she has tits.

Her overall everything bores me, but everything bores me. I don’t think it’s because I am jaded and old, I don’t think I’ve seen it all, I just I think it’s because nothing is exciting and I’ve seen the same thing over and over….it may be why Leo DiCaprio fucks dudes instead of chicks, cuz dudes are something fresh to him, after all these girls have thrown them at him…

I think the technical term is OVEREXPOSURE. It happened to LADY GAGA, her weirdness she brought too many times made that weirdness obvious tactics strictly designed to get noticed, which is lamee…it happned to Miley for the same reason and sure she still exists but never will she be that twerking ball of energy she was, the excitement is gone…and Bella Thorne, who’s been at this for a while now…is just on repeat, cruise control…same same but barely different..and that’s too bad…

She calls herself a wannabe mogul cuz all these kids are shameless and keen on making crazy internet money, when my era was kids who would hope to get a job in a TRADE….but then again in my era, we didn’t even know if girls in our high school classes had tits, cuz their oversized 80s sweaters prevented us from seeing the tits, and as it turns out…..that’s changed, I’m a dinosaur…

So as boring as Bella Thorne is, I can appreciate, but barely appreciate her bringing some low level smut…it’s better than nothing. I guess. Even if it looks like it smells.

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2019

29

Aug

Sofia Richie Bikini of the Day

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Sofia Richie isn’t anything substantial, but she’s Lionel Richie’s biological daughter, so she’s his legacy and heir to his fortune, which I am sure is a huge fortune, he was a big deal when people got REALLY fucking paid….allowing her to exist as a vapid cunt who spends her days with Kardashians and peripheral Kardashian characters as it is good for Press / PR / Attention….

People find her hot, she’s got tits and an ass, but all that shit is boring…as are the same staged poses over and fucking over again….

When everyone pays to look the same, and beauty isn’t a commodity or something that is rare, so that when you find it you freak out like a kid with no dad, finding out his dad is a famous rockstar he’s about to cash the fuck in on, like a lottery ticket, all thanks to his mom’s loose morals and love for a good time at least that one time she went to a concert and got backstage the night he was conceived….

If you know what I mean….which is BEAUTY isn’t a doughy muppet face with fake dick sucking lips….but people think that is the one way ticket to being beautiful and now everyone looks the same, making it hard to differentiate each other.

What separates each muppet from each other?

Personality maybe? But that can’t be true all these young ppl speak in memes…the same memes, the same outfits, the same poses….

Maybe it’s outrageousness like a drag queen or a fat girl that amplify and exaggerate the personality to be accepted…liked….since they can’t just pull off fake lips to pout in the corner…the need to compensate for that fatness…maybe that is why fat girls are getting hype…because all mid range women are vapid idiots injectintheir faces like they think it matters…taking selfies…and morphing into some clone shit….when really it is just a billboard of how basic, typical and boring they are….

So they are taking selfies in the exact same poses and outfits as every other girl…they have given up on their own unique faces, and bodies, nothing is unique, not ideas, not content…maybe tis simulation or singularity is complete….maybe all you bitches are fucking robots and not even cool robots that blow shit up…or save the world against alien invasion….

Instead it is a whining, period getting, boring, repetitive robot…the kind you’d find on factory assembly lines replacing your laborer blue colour jobs…but with tits and an ability to suck a dick or two…if it is rich enough or impressive enough to make her social media feed look better.

It is dumb and I assume that this bitch is too.

Crop top slutty..

Here she is at the Venice Film Festival for whatever reason..

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2019

29

Aug

Hailey Baldwin and Kendall Jenner Bikini Sluts of the Day

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Let’s make this post about Kendall Jenner, because Hailey Baldwin is some groupie mooch bitch, about as exciting as a used tampon left on the bathroom stall floor…she’s just this flimsy fucking character with no personality and a doughy face…which isn’t to say KENDALL is any better…but when dealing with garbage, let’s focus on the most powerful piece of garbage..instead of the juice accummulated in the bottom of the dumpster

That said, Kendall Jenner is a vapid cunt from the evil tribe of KARDASHIANS that everyone seems to hate, but buy whatever they are selling….but she is the best looking out of the group…not that that is saying much, they are all fucking muppet faced, hairy looking, weird orange colored fat monsters…while this one, the white one…..is long, lean, working as a model which I consider bullshit, but is still happening despite my thinking it is bullshit, which keeps them all high profile in their manipulation of the public to bu whatever they are selling…

I assume she is the picture her dad brought to his surgeons to try to rebuild him into a woman…you know since along with being a weirdo with mental issues so severe he cut off his dick to pretend to be a woman… he’s her dad and she’d be the logical female look he goes for….weirdos…

I assume these pictures of her are just tactical with the help of the paparazzi they employ to keep them relevant…are staged…show some tit, people will talk about you, it’s that simple, we gotta keep momentum up with our family empire and this is the way…

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2019

29

Aug

Charisma Carpenter Old Lady Nudity of the Day

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Charisma Carpenter the washed up actress from BUFFY is naked on social media

This reminds me of that time an old lady was standing in the park totally naked and confused at around 6 am…as it turned out she had dementia and the old folks home was across the street from the park…they clearly didn’t pay too much attention when she walked out….the on duty pervert was probably jacking off to internet porn, something he’d brag about to his friends about how he gets paid to jack off to internet porn, thanks to the night shift…So for some reason she was convinced she was in Germany during the war….basically freaking the fuck out….and stripped down in her crazy..

Because Charisma Carpenter career was about as long ago as the second world war…but more importantly…because bitch is old and getting naked to show it off…in some kind of DEMENTIA sort of way.

She still has fans that I guess she’s bringing it for…or she’s just craving some attention through nudity like she did when she did Playboy 40 years ago.

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2019

28

Aug

EmRatCow Topless of the Day

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EmRatCow is filler content for those days where I feel I need to post more instagram smut and hate on it, even though all the competitive sites only post 3 times a Day cuz they work for money not for the passion in their soul, the fire in their heart, that makes you feel compelled to call these whores whores, not in a hating of women way either, in a these bitches have polarized their storyline and are trying to put blinders on us, so that they can justify being whores for attention, and the media typically buys into them, and I feel my duty is to present you with FACTS at least to my best ability of only knowing RAT COW from her content I can’t even see cuz she blocked me 5 years ago….

EmRatCow, despite her approach, is a titty model and has great tits, likely great fake tits. That is all she is.

The working in movies cuz she sucked off David Fincher and Ben Affleck at a coke party, is hardly her bi-line.

The fact she was being entertained for any acting part is because she’s a titty model with great tits.

Her fan base, all due to her titty modeling.

Her business as an influencer all based on titty.

Her business of clothing/bikini/underwear all based on titty.

So to say this rat faced trash that offers the world nothing creative, intelligent, thought provoking, but that does offer tits cuz she’s a titty model….is anything but a titty model is just buying into bullshit marketing and PR tacticcs she’s using to distance herself of smoke out thee fact she’s a titty model – to get more people paying eer and believing that lie.

She’s a self producing smut peddler and there’s nothing bad about that, except her face…and the fact that she doesn’t do anything remotely interesting with her feed.

Great tits though. It clearly counts for something.

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2019

28

Aug

Kate Bosworth Swimsuit of the Day

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I don’t know why I thought Kate Bosworth was hot, it may have been because she is hot, even in her 40s, and I actually think she’s in her 40s, I often call 20-somethings 40 year olds because their faces are jacked up and they look 40, but this one is genuinely 40…imagine that….

Or maybe it was just that I liked that she was skinny, as a fat man married to a fat woman, my life has been heavily influenced and excited by skinny girls…they are like mystical creatures that only exist in my world for jerk off purposes…

I’ve wondered why her career never took off, maybe because she always knew she was hot, like a hot girl you finally bed, who gives you the worst sex of her life, because she knows she’s hot and just being there is enough, while fatter more insecure uglier girls will put in the fucking work..and blow your mind while you think of girls like Kate Bosworth to cum.

But I haven’t wondered too much…because none of this shit matters..

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2019

28

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Still Trying Her Best of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin may be a monster with a shitty personality. An entitled rich kid with emotional trauma cuz her parents got divorced or some shit – and she was publicly humiliated when her dad Alec called her a pig….because that’s how he felt….Narcissistic Actor parents make fucked up children but at least they have money to cover her costs in her rich person life.

I don’t know why big monster girl Ireland Baldwin (she is 7 feet tall and 300 lbs) is compelled to post slutty pics to the internet…but that’s what all girls are doing so I guess that it all makes sense despite not making sense…

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2019

28

Aug

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Hot of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is amazing. Huge fan.

I just find her genuinely hot, with a genuinely cunty demeanor that comes when a girl knows she’s hot.

I think her story is a pretty great story of a model who was willing to get naked….only to eventually be cast in a movie to prove Megan Fox was a talentless hack…while still going back to modelling and launching her own collection of lingerie…because she’s a lingerie model….

She’s older now, a mom now, but also a reminder that all bald dudes, even the rich ones, likes to prove that when money, fame and fitness are factored in, bitches don’t seem to care about baldness…they fucking squirt all over it….

Which would be nice if girls treated your baldness, you fat unemployed snob…with the same support.

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2019

28

Aug

Daisy Lowe Potential Nipples of the Day

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Daisy Lowe, the love child made from BUSH…..Tranny Fucking Tranny Loving Married to GWEN STEFANI before she found her COUNTRY ROAD Blake Shelton, early to that shitty country music trend, when she should have focused on GOOD country like WILLIE and Kristofferson. These people. I tell ya.

Anyway, Daisy Lowe definitely put a fucking glitch of DOUBT in their happy NO DOUBT love affair when at 18 or 19 she was revealed as his love child, which is code for “no love” child, cuz dude knocked a groupie up and denied it was his….

She was raised without a father – because her father was too busy denying being her father and fucking trannies – including GWEN STEFANI….and the guy she thought was her father – probably another rich rocker – wasn’t her actual father – all thanks to her mother being a groupie with a mission.

CONFUSING, not really….if the dick is in you – make it cum in you – after the paternity tests – it’ll work out for everyone…excpet maybe the kid on an emotional level…..

But financially, that money and connections turns her big tits into model tits…..and now she’s old as fuck, still has tits, and the whole thing. BORING.

She looks like total shit, but at least that titty swag is dangling in the wind.

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2019

28

Aug

Emma Roberts Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Here’s some Emma Roberts doing some 80s erotica for all you 80s aerobic masturbators like me.

I am a fan of Emma Roberts and her daddy issues that stem from having Academy Award Winning turned Straight to DVD thespian and COKEHEAD Eric Roberts as her sperm donor…

I think she’s skinny, she’s hot, and whether nepotism got her the career she has, I don’t care, cuz nepotism makes practical and logical sense for me, why hire outsiders when you have perfectly good kids available to do what you need done in a movie, knowing their family and what to expect.

I just hate nepotism when the person doesn’t say “Obviously I got the part, I’m a ROBERTS”…..the pretending it was your own merit is just silly cuz everyone knows that she’s only here cuz of her last name….whether she can carry a part or not is irrelevant…everyone can. Acting isn’t a real skill.

That said, this is American Horror Story season who cares, about an 80s Summer Camp like the movie Sleep Away Camp and I’ve never seen American Horror Story seasons…but I don’t mind the GIF from the trailer..

That said, she’s also hanging with Kristen Steward, doing some research into whether pretending to be a lesbian, since lesbianism isn’t real works as a marketing tactic…

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