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2019

27

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Titty Tape of the Day

Jennifer Lopez with the titty tape, or the weird sticker bras that these whores on instagram, like the most gutter of whores on instagram were pushing for a minute….you know so that they don’t get those pesky bra straps in the way of their slut outfits, while they don’t show off their tits even though we are in the free the nipple era, maybe due to being insecure about the birthing process that may have destroyed her tits, assuming she’s a breast feeding mom, when I assume she’s more a pass the kids onto the help so that she can focus on her career and piling up all that money, so she can live a disgusting life in excess while looking down on peasants and poor people, as she sells them her garbage music…and movies…and storyline…

It’s easy to hate celebrities, especially J.Lo, who worked to be this person idiots fawn over and think is important, without realizing that she’s no different than you, except for some ego, willingness to manipulate men into becoming J.Lo…and rolling with it.

It’s also easy to hate on all the people who talk about J.Lo and her BOTOX look as some achievement in aging…when she’s got all the money and time and staff to focus and invest into her looks which in and of itself is as fucking vile and disgusting as you’d expect her to be….

People are so self involved….buying shit they don’t need cuz they can…and to not show us her tits, but instead to focus on her Kardashian looking face…is a real fuck you to all of us…

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2019

27

Aug

Aubrey O’Day Erotica of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is pretty fucking funny in her marketing of herself…

It’s like she disappeared for a decade, only to come back with a fake face, fake ass, fake everything….all while remaining equally irrelevant to what she once was…which is always funny to see. You know a girl who fucking tries this hard to sexualize herself in smut that she’s producing, even if she’s in her 40s or near 40s, she’s putting her ass out there like people want to see it, only no one cares because they realize that so many other girls on the internet are equally slutty, way younger, way hotter and way more interesting to jerk off to….where as some girl who had a minute of fame and made some money and who has met important people has this delusion that she fucking matters..that she’s more important than these other hot girls and that is fucking crazy….

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2019

27

Aug

Barbie Ferreira Topless of the Day

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Barbie Ferreira is the big girl on the HBO show Euphoria….where she plays a slutty, insecure fat girl who is finding her sex appeal by being an underage cam girl dominatrix, which may be an actual thing high school girls are doing, that isn’t being policed aggressively, cuz underage girls go to night clubs, why wouldn’t they have fake ID that gets them on cam sites jacking off…

That said, apparently, this girl wasn’t always a fat pig of a girl, who I guess got fat so that she’d get some roles, I guess the media needs South American girls and fat girls to properly, now that the America media wants to properly represent every ethnicity, ailment, disability, allergy, sexual orientation….which is something Canadians are used to, that’s always been the way it is in Canada…thanks to shows like degrassi, that ALWAYS had the natives, asians, black, Wheelchair Bound, down’s syndrome, trans get-along gang shit…but that is funny to see when used sexually like they are in Euphoria with girls like Barbie Ferreira….who funny enough got her career started as an American Apparel model….fuck yeah.

Here she is before she got as big as she is now… is the conspiracy that she got fat to get roles I don’t know…

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2019

26

Aug

Sofia Richie’s Bikini Top for the Kardashians of the Day

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It’s Sofia Richie’s birthday…she’s 21 so the team at the Kardashian media agency set up a big VEGAS GET DRUNK party to make an event out of it…like she hasn’t been drinking every fucking day with her sleazy boyfriend on their rich person trips they do for the show….

I guess a Vegas pool party is a good excuse to get her tits out, show off her half nakedness, allow people to tyr to decipher the whole muppet face, like how can she look 50 when she’s only 21…INJECTIONS….all so people talk about her, brands pay money to contribute to her life, and her dad Lionel figures she’s being busy and making her own money so that she’s not just a full trust fund mooch…

The Kardashians, who Lionel’s 21 year old titty daughter is affiliatde with, like to keep their bullshit lie alive, the like to keep their marketing agency busy with social media projects, since everything they do is for attention….

You can’t blame them, they are just riding a wave that was given to them….you can only blame yourselves…as they are just evidence of how fucking dumb society is as a whole…and the have figured out simplistic ways to get ahead in society – by using their holes…

Whether it’s Kim K and her sex tape – various men before Kanye…or now Lionel Richie’s rich daughter who is in that whole Kardashian scene cuz she fuck the brother in law. I guess she grew up around them and figured get in on the action and take a more serious part on their show because it elevates her social media and revenue potential.

Singing to them rather than trying to do it on her own like she was Hailey Bieber Baldwin before marrying Bieber cuz she wasn’t cutting it….the strategic choice…too bad it’s also the shitty choice because you are forced to look at her 21 year old tits with anger knowing she’s not using the Kardashians, they use her, and she’s actually into them which is enough reason to fucking hate her….they are that bad…

But her tits are alright.

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2019

26

Aug

Kylie Minogue Topless of the Day

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Kylie Minogue is still alive….the breast cancer didn’t kill her…but it did kill her titties and that’s too bad…

I will never laugh at breast cancer like I laugh at anal cancer even though I may have anal cancer despite never being queer unless it is just hemorrhoids….either way I don’t laugh at breast cancer because breast cancer fucking sucks.

I don’t mean that in some “I lost a loved one to breast cancer and now I am an activist for it” because I don’t have loved ones so that could NEVER happen…

I mean it because I fucking love titties and for a disease to target titties and kill titties and their host bodies is horrible…probably one of man’s greatest enemies…TITTY cancer…that will leave us all titty fucking some blow up doll prosthetic titties cuz all the good titties will be amputated at puberty to preserve the human race dude to the toxins we filled our food, water and air with…all so that we an have convenient civilized lives of stuff, debt, stress, where we spend 40 hours a week working to barely make it…instead of just staying in the fucking woods nad living off the land like we should have…

EITHER WAY…Kylie Minogue topless is not all that great because it reminds us of titty cancer…our enemy…but it’s amazing that a woman who has been in all of our lives since she was a teen idol in the 80s…is still fucking half naked on the internet 35 years later….almost impressive cuz she doesn’t look as terrifying as Madonna.

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2019

26

Aug

Rachel Bilson Bikini of the Day

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OKAY Rachel Bilson what’s up??

I did this post on her last week...

Why not post it up again….

She’s got some straight up natural, maybe too natural, breast feeding almost 40 mom tits in a bikini…on her fit body…just a cocktease to those of us who liked her back in the OC days of 2004…..literally 15 years ago..a lifetime in “VAGINA” years…and not a cocktease in a need to jerk off cuz it’s so hot I got blue balls looking at it….like I was still in High School and the girl I was slow dancing with at the High School dance pushed her tits up into me only to give me the gnarliest boner ever….a boner she won’t service cuz we’re in fucking high school and it was the 80s and not high school of today where kids are getting arrested for kiddie porn due to how perverted they are..but a cocktease in the nostalgic way, in the “what could have been” way…cuz back in those OC days of 2004, she was in some longterm relationship, prepping to make babies and settle with her now EX husband, cuz that’s how it all works out….instead of being a slut like Micha Barton and all the girls of the era who were being sluts.

It was a great time, it’s when I started this BLOG despite being a grown man who had no business having a blog, and it was when shamelessness require strategy and not selfie cams and a social media page…good times..

She looks good, but too little too late by my standards……38 isn’t 23…and never will be.

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2019

26

Aug

Heidi Klum Thong of the Day

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HEIDI KLUM is too much…it’s nonstop attention seeking being some silly TYPE A personality who knows she is still hot for her age and who was always hot her entire existence…but it’s annoying.

I don’t know why I hate her content, I don’t think it’s a homosexual thing, since I don’t want to suck dick and if I wanted to suck dick, I’d suck dick…I live one of those lives where I do what I want and I don’t seem to want to be a fag….so anyone out there thinking “this dude who judges hot women and calls them fat or old or ugly must be a queer”…I’m not..

I just feel like subtle is the best approach to life. Save your silly wedgie shit for the privacy of your own home…or for some dinner party with your friends that you drink too much wine at….because middle aged women aren’t ever hot especially when they act quirky and sexual like this. It’s awkward, embarrassing and should be for people who like her as a person and appreciate the loudest voice in the room who wants all eyes on her….

The second it becomes an attempt at comedy for social media, it loses all credibility, in the moment spontaneity, and just sucks…

Keep in mind, I am all for a whore being a whore and showing the world her asshole, but Heidi Klum comes from a different era when publicists prevented this kind of shit, so she got to take the high road, only naked for million dollar campaigns, it’s made her nudity more valuable…

Now it’s just cheap and desperate and comedic without making me want to laugh at her, or with her or anything cuz it’s just fucking awkward..

As a hot old German Eugenics girl, it’d be better if her nudes came in the form of produced content for other people, even if she’s the master mind behind it, cuz this self produced shit SUCKS…

Trust me, I am a voyeur, I like watchign girls being sluts….from afar….a glimpse into their slut lives or whatever..but this shit is at the point of tedious. She’s made her money, her babies, she’s got consistent work and revenue….this is unneccessary. Especially in menopause….

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2019

26

Aug

Dua Lipa Birthday Bikini of the Day

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It’s Dua Lipa’s birthday…..not that you care since you don’t know who Dua Lipa is….and that’s ok, how can you keep track of all these fucking idiots on social media, even after they go Mainstream….there are just so many of them. Every fucking girl is a popstar, an influencer, a fashion blogger, and fitness guru, it’s fucking tiresome…only because none of them are qualified for that title, it’s a title they gave themselves and people just accepted as fact, and a title that involves little to no effort, or little to no strategy, they just copy each other…making for a whole lot of half naked MISINFORMATION…it’s fucking crazy…

Now Dua Lipa is some ALBANIAN YOUTUBER who did COVER songs and then released some ORIGINALS to see if they’d stick, and thanks to kids loving YOUTUBE, they stock, she existed and is now having a slutty bikini birthday with her friends…as she’s totally trolled everyone using the internet…they way the thousands of girls on social media are trying to use the internet and hack the system so they do can be a DUA LIPA…

Pretty fucking dumb, boring even, but lots of half naked content so it’s hard to hate on it too hard…cuz everything is bullshit but half nakedness has staying power or at least a purpose even when it doesn’t have a purpose…besides being shameless..

Here she is with her ass out in some tight shorts, with her boyfriend ANWAR Hadid the brother of the two rat models Bella and Gigi.

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2019

26

Aug

Cassie Pregnancy Erotica of the Day

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Cassie got dumped by Puff Daddy and went and got pregnant by some white guy….and is naked on the beach with some monster tits out, strategically covered by her black hair, doing some Mermaid shit, except that black people aren’t into swimming at least the black people I know…they avoid that shit and stick to jumping through Fire Hydrants in the ghetto on hot summer nights in the 1960s or some shit….the Michael Phelps of the ghetto is the dude with the WRENCH….to get that water flowing…

But Cassie is more luxury than that, not some ghetto bitch, she just had to put up with Diddy all these years for that good life, and I know a girl who used to fuck Diddy, and apparently he’s real fucking weird and makes them massage his head for hours cuz when you’re Diddy on that pile of gold you can make girls do anything..like not have you baby, because clearly she wanted kids and he said “No fuck, get out”…because she got knocked up the second you leave him, with the first rich guy who comes along…

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Posted in:Cassie|Cassie Ventura|SFW

2019

26

Aug

Rita Ora Upskirt of the Day

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RITA ORA always breaking down boundaries with her tits and inspiring the world in the least influential way because no one even knows who this bitch is and if they do, they sure as hell don’t buy into her nonsense as a pop star, or give a shit..

She’s the high school girl who tries to be friends with everyone, in the most annoying way, going to all the parties, bouncing around from group to group because she craves attention that bad…

She has never done anything meaningful, interesting or inspiring, but she’s got good tits so we let it slide…you know the kind of over achiever she is….you know not a natural talent but pushy as fuck for people to think she is a talent cuz people don’t know and don’t care….but they follow cuz she’s everywhere and they figure that alone is reason to follow her…

She’s in concert, as half naked as I guess she can be cuz it makes her shitty act more interesting, and the upskirt isn’t reaelly an upskirt since the skirt is sheer…but we work with what we’re given here.

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