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2019

26

Aug

Selena Gomez Newest Face of the Day

Selena Gomez just released the latest iteration of her LUPUS face as it approaches 30 years old….

The odds against her when it comes to living all that much longer…so why not turn yourself into more of a pudgy faced muppet than she already was naturally cuz that’s the era we are in and this bitch has the money to do anything she wants, even buy organs off the black market or groupies who would rather die knowing they gave their master Selena life than keep their organs around….it’s nice to be rich and famous in a world of groupie losers trying to find some sort of meaning or legacy…and I guess it’s better than taking up school shootings, or mass shootings to make the news…in a “I died for Selena Gomez” instead of “I died in a shoot out cuz I did something fucking insane to a bunch of innocent people at the RIB FEST”….

Point being, I didn’t realize Selena Gomez was friends with Demi Moore, but it would explain why she’s in and out of Rehab….

Either way, she’s bringing some Debbie Does Dallas style pics cuz she’s texan to the people now that Country Music is hot again…

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2019

26

Aug

Skylar Grey Nudity Nobody Asked for of the Day

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Skylar Grey is like fat ass Bebe Rexha because they both are 30 something ugly girls who wrote songs for Eminem / Rihanna….only unlike BEBE REXHA she’s not doing the nudity for a pop career in her mid-30s, she’s just doing it cuz she’s a pervert with a very round ass….why is her ass so round? I guess something to spend the RESIDUALS from writing a hit song on….

Back in 2006, this girl won RINGTONE of the year with some HORRIBLE song…..I didn’t bother googling, but she also wrote this song about coming home to find your bitch taking nude selfies for the internet…

So maybe she is promoting her pop career at 33 with her prison tattoos….and ass out like a tech savvy internet marketing person would do….maybe look into a face transplant or something cuz this shit is hard in an era of muppet faces…we aren’t used to these kind of edges.

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2019

26

Aug

Stella Maxwell Pussy Flash of the Day

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Here is Stella Maxwell showing off her lesbian DICK, but I don’t know if lesbians call the domineering manipulative partner’s genitals their DICK, cuz by default these lesbian women are molested or violated by men and their dicks, hence the whole becoming lesbian thing, which in Stella Maxwell’s case has worked out nicely, because apparently a lot of A-List actors are broken down on some emotional trauma level and are easy to convert to the darkside….of dick hating…which is why their sex toys are dolphin, corn on the cob, or banana shaped…cuz dicks so scary and mean spirited and angry which is intimidating for a dyke…just trying to masturbate a pussy to elevate her career…

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2019

26

Aug

Tara Lipinski Bikini of the Day

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Tara Lipinski the original Pro Skater…Tony Hawk didn’t die for this shit…not that he’s dead, but I assume he stole Tara Lipinski’s glory when he launched TONY HAWK Pro Skater video game with Playstation and changed the fucking face of the Skateboard industry, turning it into a Mass Market, McDonalds mainstream MTV thing….allowing nerds and losers who would never be cool to embrace the lifestyle and rock some skate shoes at the mall…when Tara Lipinski was out there pitching TURBO GRAFX 16 the Tara Lipinski Pro Skater game…that never materialized…all because Tony Hawk stole it from her…

But at least she can garner some hype around herself with her ass in a bikini…her skinny skater ass that still has muscle memory thanks to all those years of hard training…Roundness like all those girls in leggings and bike shorts I see every time I leave the house….I don’t know how asses got so round, but they are so fucking round.

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2019

26

Aug

Bebe Rexha Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Bebe Rexha with the struggle fitness so we know how she gets her body…but eating more calories than she burns doing half assed workouts like this…

At 30, it’s only going to get worse, because bitch is 30…

In case you don’t understand basic fucking biology, people ROT the fuck out as they get older….so to launch a popstar career for your fucking ego, to have ownership on your songs, paying to 15 year olds while half naked, like some kind of creepy Substitute teacher cuz 30 is fucking old…confuses me…

A fat girl trying to be hot in scandalous clothing – also confuses me…but I can embrace or understand or accept that substantially easier….fat girls have tits and a vagina they want filled too…and they can, if confident enough expose that to dudes into fucking fat chicks cuz they have no skinny options….

It leaves a subtle bad taste in my mouth, probably from an improper wipe, it is hard to reach around to do the back to front motion when you’re obesity…

But to apply that attitude to being a popstar as a fat chick in her 30s is weirder than Katy Perry’s career.

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2019

26

Aug

Ariel Winter Keto Tits of the Day

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Ariel Winter either started the KETO diet to drop all that excess fat, or maybe it was speed, or maybe it was plastic surgery procedures they advertise on social media, some COOL SCULPTING, or the newest trend these whores are pushing along with celery juice, is some electric shock device to give them ads, because social media is a fucking infomercial.

Anyway, this bitch was a neckless pig of a woman who was amazing to see get fatter and fatter, despite her contract stipulating she can’t get fat, Modern Family needs continuity…and despite her working out all the time…she just got fatter and fatter.

There is no way she just miraculously lost the weight, kept her tits again, after her first attempt to assassinate them with a breast reduction, and now all that’s left to do is give this bitch a noise job, as of now she’s skinnier but still dumpy, still busty, but that noise is on some WITCH shit…almost where she needs to be…all rich as fuck and from a hit show….doing titty things.

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2019

26

Aug

Leann Rimes Slutty Photoshoot of the Day

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The Leann Rimes bikini photoshoot no one asked for.

She’s a little old for this, but I guess you could argue that her hick stage mom, on some HONEY BOO BOO level of stage parenting robbed her of her youth, until she moved onto becoming a sex worker looking bitch in Hollywood where she home wrecked….you know some family destruction…

So thanks to having no childhood, and being coddled and rich so she is perpetually a child, makes her the mentality of a 15 year old, in the body of some 45 year old.

Gross enough for all you perverts though.

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Posted in:Leann Rimes|SFW

2019

26

Aug

Natalie Alyn Lind Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Natalie Alyn Lind is the daughter of Diane Szalinski…

Diane Szalinski is the mom from Honey I Shrunk the Kids.

I know what you’re thinking, celebrity is so fucking crazy that even someone as insignificant as the wife on Honey I Shrunk the Kids, its sequels and the TV show, was positioned to give her daughter a solid taste of nepotism, and teach us all how incestuous the cesspool of Hollywood actually is.

None of that really matters when we watch her in her self produced fitness erotica, the one thing that should motivate you to go the gym, until you realize you’re lazy and instagram will have all the best slutty angles of workout girls looking their best, because LIFE is about the IG pic, not the actual experience….crazy times.

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2019

23

Aug

Camila Mendes Sucking of the DAy

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Camila Mendes is the least attractive girl on TV, mainly because she has no neck…just all troll-like…but I guess those things don’t matter, because she’s on a hit TV show, RIVERDALE, that all the retard kids are watching because they don’t know what good TV is, hey just know what is popular and that’s enough…they turn it on, but their heard and soul are too busy staring at the selfie front camera, and not paying attention to how shit it is…

Anyway, she’s clearly more important than regular influencers cuz she’s on TV, so here she is sucking on grapes like they were mini millennial testicles…

Here she is in her swimsuit

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Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2019

23

Aug

Kate Moss Living the Dream of the DAy

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Skinny Kate Moss….the woman who once said “Nothing Tastes as good as Skinny Feels”….at least I assume she’s the one who said that…has fully embraced her bullshit line…and realized that there is more to life than being skinny….especially in the era of fat chicks winning at life and being treated as humans….so she’s got her gunt hanging out..the way nature intended it…unfortunately…but she’s old and the old party model all aged and in a bikini..and is still kinda hot to me…even though it goes against everything I’ve ever believed.

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