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2019

23

Aug

Shailene Woodley Saving Oceans Erotica of the DAy

Stop Single Use Plastic for Shailene Woodley – the save the ocean from humans and their plastic and starting at home with your water bottles …it’s really going to make a difference….and if you do – this Shailene Woodley will show you her butink thole….it’s a small gesture to save the planet…but I don’t think that many perverts are really knocking down her door to see her butthole. I know there are weird Shailene Woodley fans out there who live for this bitch but I never met them and I am definitely not one…but I believe buttholes make for a good currency to pay people to do shit for you like stop drinking out of plastic bottles. She is a hero…at least I am sure she thinks she’s a hero and probably tells EVERYONE over and over again about her mission she is likely totally uneducated about because most of these activists are bullshit…

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2019

23

Aug

Elizabeth Hurley Bikini of the Day

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This is the new 54 years old, pretty fucking creepy…but the starving and fitness and injections are helpful to make it not a total fucking disaster….

Elizabeth Hurley may be melting away…her flesh may be hanging off her while in her bikini…she may not be a tone, fit, amazing bikini model now that she’s old as fuck, but for some reason, a reason I call being a pervert who appreciates what was, likes being jerked off to, enjoys being jerked off to, cheeky and playful and naked….and she knows like all other girls know her only skill is getting half naked and she either can’t accept that it is over or almost over….or she just doesn’t care, she thinks she’s hot, feels hot, and keeps bringing it.

It’s not as bad as it could be, you know dry menopause cunt and grey pubic hair…but those tits are good right.

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2019

23

Aug

Selma Blair Skinny Dip of the DAy

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Selma Blair may not be your dream girl, because you’re crazy….and don’t have a fetish for Crazy celebs from the 90s who are now pushing 50 and have Multiple Sclerosis….

WHAT IS NOT TO LIKE…

A famous woman with a degenerative disease that you can seduce by offering to be her caregiver. Pushing her around in that wheel chair, getting her to the point of not ever leaving you because she’s too medicated and sick, allowing you to spend all her Hollywood money, assuming she hasn’t spent all her Hollywood money, over the years as most Hollywood people who barely get work do.

Long gone are the days of super star rich people, being an actor can pay, if you’re the Rock…while if you’re someone like Selma Blair, you’re lucky to make 1,000,000 dollars a year, where 30% goes to management, agents, and lawyers…and another 50% goes to taxes, leaving her a couple 100k to live off of….not much when living in Hollywood.

The nice thing about getting older is the not giving a fuck ass flash….the other nice thing is her skinny frame thanks to her illness…even if you’d like more of an ass on your handicapped sick girl you’re trying to seduce…you take what you can get….or what’s being given.

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2019

23

Aug

Katy Perry Figures Out Where Her Music Belongs of the Day

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Katy Perry is shit.

She’s a talentless pile of shit. She had a viral song and she’s lasted for a long time….because the public are idiots…

No one has told her she’s a pile of shit…so she continues to make money, stupid money, that I guess she spends on getting fat as fuck…

So she’s decideed to take her music where it belongs…the shitter…cuz she’s shit..and don’t be confused by the people who are with her, they are all on payroll, she has no friends, how could she…being the sick toilet dwelling turd fuck that she is…

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2019

22

Aug

Ashley Benson Thong of the Day

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ASHLEY Benson is doing some weirdness for who the fuck knows… Maybe this is a throwback pic, some wild and crazy Halloween weirdness…thonged ass exposed…exciting…but not really, I’d just rather see this on any and all women, than not see it. Obviously.

So it’s her fat ass in a thong….when we’ve normally known her and her Pretty Little Liar shit big titties….

So her fat ass that she decided is a lesbian ass, that she rubs up against other women’s asses…during their scissoring….

I don’t know when lesbians became regular girls, I still think of them as people into things like quilting, crafting, fishing, going to Home Depot cuz they love construction, driving Subarus, riding their bikes with safety vests on, getting sperm from strangers, going to therapy, hating men, etc…

But it turns out that they are now normal regular girls buying into the trend, cuz girls understand pussy better and can make a bitch cum better than gross dudes…plus they can shop together, share clothes likes sisters, and fill all the voids in their souls with anything but a dick.

Here she is with her tits out at some event

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2019

22

Aug

Shay Mitchell Topless of the Day

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Shay Mitchell celebrating her pregnancy, is pretty fucking obvious, these people fucking love themselves so hard that they think the idea of breeding is a blessing to the world that their fans will embrace and want to join her on her motherhood journey..

It’s one of those influencer narcissitic approach to life. All that positive feedback keeps them going….without stopping to think they are rich enough and should keep some things to their damn self. They think the more real they get the more the audience will believe them….but everything they do…and social media in and of itself is bullshit…so who fucking knows about that.

The good news is that people are idiots, so Shay Mitchell can continue to monetize menial life choices with flimsy content people are drawn for whatever reason, cuz I’m not seeing the reason for her being a compelling figure….I just see some brown pregnant bitch with her top off but her mom titties aren’t out. Pretty disappointing.

What this needs is more anus.

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Posted in:SFW|Shay Mitchell

2019

22

Aug

Sofia Richie New Tits Still on Vacation of the Day

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Sofia Richie and her new tits are still on vacation…because when you buy something nice with your soul-selling, not that you had a soul cuz you’re a garbage entitled rich kid, you gotta take them out to nice places and treat them right….not that her tits are fake, but when hanging with the Kardashians and being on their Payroll, which is probably “free coverage on social media” and “Free Cosmetic Surgery / Procedures” just pretend to fuck the baby daddy of the oldest one to add to their storyline, plus you don’t need money of your own, daddy LIONEL got you covered with that “Hello, is it me you’re looking for money”….

I find it repulsive that a girl would actively want in on the Kardashian hustle, like she looked for that job, and sucking some dick she’d probably suck for free, made it easy to enter than money making wave. I guess young LA people idolize the Kardashians for the level of manipulation they’ve done…it’s like a win they all seek….and if you can’t beat them thanks to no personality….JOIN EM…but be sure to bring the tits along for the ride.

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2019

22

Aug

Ariel Winter Crop Top of the Day

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Ariel Winter has given up her 600 pound life – which she had been living for a solid 2-3 years despite being on TV, which even in a PLUS SIZED world where PLUS SIZED is socially accepted, it’s weird to see on TV. That’s not the kind of shit we need to see on TV, TV is supposed to be ESCAPISM, so as much as we like real life, we want to believe the shit they are feeding us, we don’t need to deal with things that are TOO real….like fat chicks…

She even pulled a Christina Ricci, where she cut off her tits to try to look less fat…only to get fatter with smaller and nice looking – re-shaped – tits…but her titties grew back.

Luckily, the public making fun of her for being fat, got her on that KETO diet….and got her less fat and like any and all women…the less fat they are – the better.

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2019

22

Aug

Bella Hadid Wet of the Day

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Bella Hadid is out there with as scary fucking face because she’s not hot…those eyes are fucking beady and creeping me out.

From the first time I saw her and her weird face…which was an earlier iteration of this face…I thought “SCAM”….and as it turns out the power of money and marketing budget has pulled the blinders on every fucking media buyer and booker in the fashion world..deciding some entitled brat is the next thing in fashion when she’s fucking garbage…all thanks to her audience.

I liked the era where rich entitled brats were treated as such, even the Kardashians were treated as “influencers” not as top models, the world including them knew they were trash, and the whole winning at life and earning all that money was a joke to them, cuz it is a joke….then this one comes along and pretends she’s an actual model for the world to believe with the face of some half horse/half man…not female…and the people buy into it.

It’s like she’s being sarcastic people, stop being autistic and understand it’s a fucking joke.

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2019

22

Aug

Bella Thorne Finally Shaved of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s gross pussy, with its thick battered clit, filling out her tight bikini bottoms, is having a solid DRIP…thanks to her being gross as shit.

She came out today or yesterday that she was molested her whole life, which is obvious to me, based on how she views sex, markets sex, exploits sex. There is heavy damage to her soul, more than the typically sold to the industry by her mom, there’s real fucking issues.

Unless she’s trying to justify her whole sex worker stance using child molesting, victim shit, to add depth to her empty clickbait soul.

I am bored of her, she’s a little too exposed….I don’t even know if her body is as good as it was….it’s just a “same same – we get it”…but she’s the loudest voice in the room so she must be the most important….

Fake edgy, fake soul, Disney Kid for life….straight up poptart TWINKY.