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2019

22

Aug

Faith and Cambrie Schroder Erotica of the Day

Faith and Cambrie Schroder are fucking busted. Broken down and 45 looking at 16.

I guess their mom, Ricky Schroder’s whore wife, signed off on them jacking up their faces, because Keeping Up with the Kardashian is a real fucking story, because all these vapid idiots of Hollywood are thinking that the key to success is bikini half naked and silly fucking muppet faces…but the half nakedness carries them…

Silly faces don’t matter when your teen ass has a thong bathing suit bottom jacked up on it, you know cuz she’s not expired, like most of the woman who look like this, with their same jacked up faces.

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2019

22

Aug

Gabby Epstein Smut of the Day

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Gabby Epstein doesn’t seem very phased by her pervert dad’s death, I guess when your dad is a fucking predator who killed himself, who luckily had a huge net worth, which I guess goes to her, so she invited all her friends, who are equally slutty bikini for instagram perverts living their best lives….making her the official sugar daddy, girl power, no need to sell your soul and body to a rich guy, like those other IG sluts who are far more desperate.

As it turns out, their IG model vacation is better than that time you went to Orlando with your shitty kids…

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2019

22

Aug

Hilary Duff Taking Nudes of the Day

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I can’t even begin to imagine, or really want to imagine, the amount of sperm these pics of Hilary Duff’s old lady, mom of two, thick bitch who likes carb, tits in some selfie porn you’d be used to seeing from gils on Tinder and pretty much every girl on instagram trying to get noticed…because Hilary Duff, like many other child stars, has a legacy of perverts who have committed to her early on, and have watched her go through puberty, marriage, gang bang in the Hockey locker room for that husband, first pregnancy, crossfit body, fucking her trainer, pregnant again with a new dude and all that gross falling apart….that happens to all women….

Hilary Duff and her thickness has really grown into her bra…..

Here she is in some recent bikini pics…

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2019

22

Aug

Josie Canseco Pussy Print of the Day

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Josie Canseco has a pair of slutty shorts like all the young girls are wearing, but she’s got more reason to be in short shorts, cuz her mom was a Hooters girl knocked up by Roid Rage Jose Canseco, and thus has passed on the short short torch to her daughter…

The excitement in her short shorts, or HIGHLIGHT of her short short is that one of her pussy lips, not sure if it is the right one or the left one, is fully hanging out…and that is hot to me.

Pussy Definition in shorts is the New Cleavage…

I don’t think she’s all that incredible as a model, the whole Victoria’s Secret collab was a weird thing to me, but she is pretty hot, hotter than Brody Jenner’s ex wife and her new GF Miley, so an improvement from the son of a Tranny Man, putting his The Hills dick where it matters. Up in this lip…

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2019

21

Aug

Rachel Bilson and her Bikini Top You OC Loving Perverts of the Day

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I preferred Rachel Bilson when she was being held hostage up in a farm in Canada by the dude from Star Wars.

Seriously, this is some blast from the past, who gives a shit about you, the OC was a decade ago and you’re fucking old now, shit.

Rachel Bilson is wasted opportunity. I get that people haven’t let go and probably think she’s fucking hot, and compared to her partner in the OC, Mischa Barton, she is….

The OC was a fucking huge show, it defined a generation, I know people who seduced college girls based on that show, and people who tried (myself included) cuz of that show….we’d have OC viewing parties and shit…oh what a time to be alive…and I guess despite being old enough to be dead…BILSON keeps living…bringing the tits out now, the same tits we would have rather seen pre-40 years old…but it’s the thought that counts.

I guess.

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2019

21

Aug

Jade Chynoweth Bikini Party of the Day

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Jade Chynoweth is some dancer and I guess this is her dancing…on the beach in a bikini because she needs content for her 2 million followers who are only there because she posts shit like this.

I figure if you’re a dancer and you have a social media with a huge audience you gotta keep that dream alive…..by posting smutty shit cuz the idea of dancer is that she’s a stripper….and I get it, I’ve known professional non stripper dancers, or girls who did dance in college, or girls who do hip hop dance on the weekends or nights to stay fit, so not all dancers are strippers, but it is a decent or more interesting plan or strategy than working at a dance school, or doing whatever it is non-stripper dancers do…I couldn’t tell you because they don’t exist to me.

The nice thing about dancers is they know how to move, which can be applied to their sex, and they are relatively fit that can be applied to their sex, so even if they aren’t the best dancer, or well known dancers, or strippers like dancing intended, they have some good qualities….like that they like to show off their bodies half naked for social media…with their slutty friends.

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2019

21

Aug

Salma Hayek Drowning Porn of the Day

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Salma Hayek brings you the big news, and by news I mean tits, in some self produced video she wants you to stare at her tits, celebrate her tits, otherwise this video wouldn’t exist or be on her feed…

It’s like the bitch who can have anything she wants, cuz she is independently wealth from being a fucking celebrity…who is married to a billionaire Heir to some luxury brand empire, is pushing 50, if she’s not already 50, and she’s producing low level instagram slutty videos in a bathing suit…because at her core, that is who she is, this is her authentic self, the reason she’s famous or in movies…cuz girls who don’t want to be jerked off to, don’t play this angle…even in an empowered sex positive world they pretend to be in…

What I am saying is that even women with everything in the world, when wired a certain way, will continue their low level slutty antics to get their tits noticed and that alone is hilarious…

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2019

21

Aug

Sarah Hyland Sports Bra of the Day

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Sarah Hyland brings in the new fetish – DOUBLE KIDNEY TRANSPLANT SCARS…cuz unlike that mooch bitch Selena Gomez….

Selena Gomez, the entited rich as fuck, poor me celebrity was out there trying to dominate the child star getting Kidney Transplant scene…but this bitch, Sarah Hyland…was the like a sleeper cell who has had two…and kept it too her damn self….so she fucking wins….

She’s also not some in and out of rehab brat…life is too hard for a popstar with a hundred million dollars everyone likes….for some fucked up reason….it’s not good enough for her…

While this one is soon to be off her hit show, so she’s more happy to be alive, going to the gym in sports bra, getting slutty on social media now that she’s hit puberty, is getting married to a queer, but she likes the queer, kind of gal…While Selena is still some dark and broken bitch….who is less interesting than an actual dark and broken bitch…cuz the whole being famous thing takes away from any depth that may bring to a person…you no that torment that makes a great artist doesn’t apply to her…

While Sarah Hyland is just so fucking basic and mainstream, that luckily thee mainstream is heading in a porno direction so you can see her at her sluttiest cuz she self produces that shit..even though she’s weird and creepy looking…

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2019

21

Aug

Tara Reid Corpse Pussy Flash of the Day

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TARA REID is still alive, but clearly her pussy is dead, some raw meat that was left out in the sun too long, shoved into her panties, to terrify anyone who gets close enough to witness it…

I feel like we’ve seen her pussy in this position before, and it was equally terrifying, straight from the biohazard waste bin at the local hospital after one too many amputations….stapled to her cunt…

The perpetual party girl…who must be 50 years old…with a pussy that looks 100…you know like it has seen better days…some Zombie pussy coming back to life to eat your fucking brains…the hottest girl for a few years back in the late 90s still out there and still someone we’d all be willing to stick our dicks in just to see what it comes out looking like…or to see what we find up in there….like an old set of keys, maybe Jason Bigg’s grad ring…anything is possible when dealing with Tara Reid cunt.

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2019

21

Aug

Inbar Lavi Side Boob of the Day

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Inbar Lavi who the fuck is that.

She is some older Isreali actress, she’s 32 which I don’t believe cuz she looks 45 because I guess that is what happens when you live a hard life under that dessert sun….

Well, along with killing Palestinians, she’s also killing it in Hollywood, where she’s been on MTV, something I assume kids still watch, even though no one has cable anymore, and MTV being dead thanks to Social media…where Inbar kills it in her own way with a series of slutty selfies…

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