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2019

20

Aug

Leann Rimes Bikini of the Day

Leann Rimes is a good old fashioned home wrecker…

You know the kind of broken child star who was strategically placed into the country scene…shee had workd her way into the into the country music heart, so that when she went to LA, got Fake Tits, and figured out the LA life was better than the hick country life, so good that she got to wreck some homes with that set of fake tits….

The insurance policy was starting country. These are good wholesome American folk who are god fearing, of the church and figure if Christ can forgive so can they.

So everything she’s done, is almost like it never happened, she was essentially set for life, with their loving support…she could do fucking anything, and she did.

So her being a gutter, sex working looking, home wrecking, party slut with way too much money rolled off their backs and they will forever go see her in concert….lucky fucking girl…

So here is her fat ass cuz she’s old in a bathing suit.

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2019

20

Aug

Madison Beer Pussy Shorts of the Day

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You gotta appreciate what Madison Beer is up to in this picture, just living her life in an awesome fucking outfit, her ass dangling out of her shorts like some kind of harlot, but totally not seen as a harlot, because this is the style…

Leave your house right now, and you will see at least one young girl in an outfit like this, because girls are all fucking drones, like worker bees, trying to fight to the top of the hive, and they do it by being the exact fucking same.

So rare are we inspired by individualistic power women with their own style, their own ideas, their own voice, but instead bombarded by the same outfit, the same story, the same reason for being…where ever girl is the same…but their assholes, pussies and tits are different, so that we can treat them like the individual they pretend to be while doing the exact same thing as whoever they found on social media that they use as a coach…..

Not that I care, ass hanging out of shorts is glorious…

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Here she is in lingerie getting coffee and posing like she’s mocking or doing a parody of a model on the Fashion Week runways…but she’s being serious…cuz girls are just one big fucking parody…

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2019

19

Aug

Margot Robbie Almost Nipple of the Day

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Margot Robbie is the most overrated cow in Hollywood.

Straight from Australia to steal your American jobs…living that American dream better than the Americans thanks to their laziness and Margot Robbie’s willingness to be a Weinstein girl….

She has been overhyped by everyone mainly dudes…I hear how “hot” she is all the fucking time and sure she’s a better Sharon Tate than Hilary Duff, but that’s not saying much….Hilary Duff was a terrible Sharon Tate….

I hear about her Wolf of Wall Street performance….that is strictly about the tits, and really what isn’t about the tits, who knows….but even her tits are totally underwhelming in everything she’s done…it’s all just marketing hype. They need the stars to boost up budgets….and this is the star you chose…a thick 45 year old looking trashcan…in Vogue…living the dream.

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2019

19

Aug

Kirsten Dunst is Amazing of the Day

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Kirsten Dunst is back and amazing in her new show How to Be a God in Central Florida.

This is by far her breakout role of recent years, or as a 40 year old actress rather than the busty young actress she once was…where her tits look fucking huge, she is amazing in it, and I like her…

There was a time…about 10 years ago when she was a fucking mess…verge of death…looking fully fucking trashed…but she’s clearly back, despite being a mom with Meth Damon and her tits are still real fucking silly…silly enough to watch on her new show….it is worth it….and they don’t charge extra for her MOM GUNT….that shit is included and amazing.

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2019

19

Aug

Joey King Bikini of the Day

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Joey King apparently “felt cute, may delete later” with this shameless bikini pic, cuz like all girls, the thrill and feedback from doing half nakedness keeps them bringing the half nakedness…

I can’t get the disgusting bald Gyspy Rose Blanchard the mom killing weirdo with no teeth image out of my mind when I look at Joey King, because…..I watched the show, I watch TV now, never used to but I like the mindless attack on my brain…slowing down my brain waves to full retard so that I can connect with pop culture rather than just living in my bubble you know…solid performance Joey…

But I guess what it comes down to is….whether she is Martin Luther King’s granddaughter…

Or maybe what actually matters is that she’s in a bikini and it looks good.

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2019

19

Aug

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is some weird faced…12 year old looking who could also be 80 year old looking legal adult…

She was on some shitty, yet popular…award winning…despite the awards being insular bullshit that is paid off by producers….called Modern Family….that I guess made her exist in the world like some kind of actual celebrity….because being on a hit network show is what defines being a celebrity…

She’s been trying to find that social media, instagram, sexual side of her…consistently over the course of finding social media and being told by her team to step up her hustle…and she’s clearly addicted to it..cuz it’s carried her on social media this far….

Not bad for a weird looking girl who is missing vital organs and has had at least 2 Kidney Transplants…maybe part of her “who cares” approach…once you’re borderline dead or dying….you kinda have a different take on showing off your new found cleavage…

It is like we are all used to BROKEN girls…but this girl is LEGIT broken….from the VITAL ORGANS and that makes her appealing to dudes drawn to broken girls….terminal illness can be a fetish for those who have commitment issues….or I guess to her fiance who is clearly a gay dude using her for the clout…ROMANCE in LA….

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2019

19

Aug

Rita Ora Tits of the Day

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At least Rita Ora is subtle in her quest for fame….that I guess she’s officially achieved with both her tits still intact, almost unscathed, because they were the number one tool to get her here….wherever “here” is…that whole singing thing or record label thing just got her to the parties with the right people…the tits are what made them notice her and help her…cuz tits are a currency, a talent, the one thing that separates two equally average talents,….one to become Rita Ora, the other to become who the fuck cares, her tits didn’t carry her where she needed them to carry her…so she doesn’t even EXIST anymore. Tits have that much power and girls with tits KNOW it and carry them…open doors for them…close deals for them…etc…

So celebrate all that….right here…in black and white so you know it’s art not shamelessness..

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2019

19

Aug

Tallulah Willis Bikini of the Day

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TALLULAH WILLIS vagina shot for her sister…cuz they are weird rich people…coddled by their weird parents…raised in wierd Idaho…where rich weirdness happened…EPSTEIN LEVEL….

So younger sister Tallulah is like “check out my YOGA dance moves cuz I am an artist” approach while spreading her legs apart in skimpy underwear on the internet / on social media as a tribute to her sister…

When normal families usually keep the birthday wishes to not being half nude with the pussy spread…radiating the room with the sweet scent of Ashton Kutcher’s dirty fingers…which I assume lived up in her at least once…but you can never be too sure…maybe the whole bathing together sister thing is recent…just a new strategy (cuz they bathe together for social media)….

Point being, this is weird incest erotica I don’t understand cuz i guess I am not as high brow as these aging hipster rich kids who do nothing.

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2019

19

Aug

Helena Christensen Getting Wet of the Day

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Helena Christensen is doing some zombie in nature shoot – that we can assume is for some upcoming unannounced horror project called “hot Victoria’s Secret models from the 90s turn into old ladies but are in denial of that fact due to a weird virus that has infiltrated the entertainment industry making these vain and narcissistic people decide that fact, basic biology is totally unaccepted as a concept, and thus they must work out, starve out, and jack up the muppet faces with injections”….

The modern zombie doesn’t eat brains and still looks good enough to fuck, but they are dead on the inside, not like the hipster kids on social trying to be deep are saying they are dead on the inside, but that her organs are all expired, menopaused, dried out and possibly smell.

At least she’s not fat.

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2019

19

Aug

Heidi Klum Full Tit Selfie of the Day

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Heidi Klum flashed her full tit on instagram and I was quick enough to screenshot it – thinking it was an accident, like how could some old timer like Heidi Klum intentionally flash her tit on social media, these are the things that people sit on snapchat all day for….the slip up…imagining that someone like Heidi Klum is above low level clickbait like flashing tit, forgetting that someone like Heidi Klum became Heidi Klum through strategy that probably involved more than just flashing a tit, they think she’s this A-Lister, top of her game at 50 years old and still looking good, forgetting that she got to the top of the hosting charts being a half naked slut for Victoria’s Secret when social media didn’t exist and it was impossible to be a half naked slut for a brand without paying your dues with decision makers….so we just didn’t know she was an exhibitionist slut because she didn’t have access to directly give us her slutty content…but all that has changed…TECHNOLOGY….

I mean that and she’s European, old, still hot, why wouldn’t her nipples be everywhere they can be thanks to the whole being old…well travelled….experienced and sucked on by many….it’s like it probably feels like the whole world has seen her tits already…why not solidify that fact…

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