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2019

16

Aug

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

Rumer Willis the rich kid with the rich parents who were so rich they kept her alive when she was born while most people would have used the potato for what it was destined to be…mashed or fried…

Idaho dreams….where the family have their mansion….or a small town…they have deep roots in Idaho and the potatoes of Idaho that they turned her into a child…

So thanks to their Bruce Willis and Demi Moore resources they took that potato out of the womb after a freaky Idaho coke party…where the team filled Demi up with some Idaho gold, that I guess they incubated it and allowed to grow into a human like hybrid…straight from Demi’s Roswell New Mexico alien pussy.

This is the end result.

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2019

16

Aug

Jordyn Jones Tight Leggings of the Day

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Jordyn Jones Is very important

This is her very important picture of her ass.

Some people may say that this is shameless, because it is. Girl is straight up saying “my ass looks cute, may delete later”…cuz like all these girls she’s a narcissist vain fuck who competing with other girls equally whoring out…doing the same thing..also loving their asses…thinking they have the best asses out there and the good news is that a lot of asses are good asses not all asses are good asses though. So any excuse to show ass. The more ass the better it is for us perverts…

So thanks Jordyn Jones is bringing the pervert low hanging fruit smut to us perverts who appreciate it.

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2019

16

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bieber Interview Mag of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin Is zero ducking interesting in her existence on social media. Just a bottom feeding kardashian leach who was able to get divirginized by Bieber cuz she looked like Bieber and he likes the idea of fucking himself like he was Usher. Full of herpes.

The fact that she can leverage being married to him, like a good Christian, despite being a garbage Christian, totally horrible for society and totally a contradiction of the bible or Ten Commandments as she spent years trying to be a false idol, just that vain. But clearly people believe her lies and hype and they interview her…

What the fuck does Hailey Baldwin have to offer the world with her insight…nothing…so why is the media wasting resources on her? Cuz the media is low level trash that lives for low level trash to get clicks to sell to advertisers…which I guess I do too, I am a bootleg version of them, the hailey Baldwin of media…only I don’t suck her dick…I see her and I know she’s garbage.

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Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2019

16

Aug

Sofia Richie Panty Flash of the Day

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Sofia Richie is out with the Kardashians on some Kardashian journey into the depths of hell disguised as rich, luxury, media empire owning garbage.

She is the cast member on the show, who has been in the process of muppeteering herself harder than Jim Hensen…because it’s part of the employee perks…some people get health Insureance, the Kardashian give you fillers…

The whole thing is a lame, Boring, uninteresting pile of clickbait fake news shit… But at least she’s not an official Kardashian. Just some new used up blood to promote, leverage and utilize their bullshit.

It amazes me that people Caden about the Kardashians, but it doesn’t amaze me that this rich kid is jumping on it. It’s the best press you can get…and that is what is wrong with America.

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2019

16

Aug

January Jones At it Again of the Day

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January Jones The single mother is back with some clickbait on Instagram because that is where the lazy girls who like being jacked off to so bad that the sperm ends up knocking them up so hard from all that sperm that they don’t know who the baby daddy is.

Keeping the dream alive at middle age. Gross sure but any attention seeker is.

They just don’t realize it.

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2019

15

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Found her Tits of the Day

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BIG TITTY NEWS….

This just in (19 hours ago on her instagram) Vanessa Hudgens has found her tits…

Long gone are the days of weird tits in nude selfies…cuz these fuckers look round.

That’s all I have to say about that.

That’s been BIG TITTY NEWS….from the TITTY Surveyor of the Internet…

Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2019

15

Aug

Kristin Cavallari Topless of the Day

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Kristin Cavallari was on Laguna Beach, she didn’t do The Hills, which was the show all her co-stars got rich from, because she was an egotistical cunt who thought she was the most important on the show, and that she could distance herself from the show, and become an actual celebrity from the show, you know legitimize herself…and it didn’t work out so well, she crawled back to the show the last season, too little too late…so she married a rich athlete, the American dream for a lot of these all-american basic whores…and she gets to spend her time as a slutty influencer mom blogger on instagram posting up weirdo white suburban mom smut…straight from the SLUMS of rich / white / christian / mall shopping / lack of soul or substance or cultue…Orange County…but at last they have Disney. The happiest place on earth…besides the women’s changing room at the local college after cheerleading practice….a cliche maybe, but Debbie Does Dallas inspired me in the 80s and that will forever be my safe space….

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2019

15

Aug

Michelle Monaghan Bikini of the Day

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Michelle Monaghan is not the girl from Lost but she is a reminder that at least one dude reads the site because when I wrongfully identified her as a girl from Lost someone emailed me to tell me I mis-gendered her…I didn’t give her the right pronoun…I was confusing her for some other equally useless celebrity garbage…

This is some content of her self produced photoshoots, so you know she thinks she looks awesome in them otherwise she wouldn’t post it., and I guess she’s not fat so that’s someting, but she is old, so it cancels the fat thing out….

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Posted in:Michelle Monaghan|SFW

2019

15

Aug

Rita Ora Slutty of the Day

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Rita Ora and her behavior is not surprising. She is still and will always be a bottom feeder looking to get famous. So desperate she fucked the fat Kardashian son, who I believe still identifies as a dude, who knows in this confusing world of people changing genders, being misgendered, just cuz his stepdad cut his dick off doesn’t mean he did, but it does mean he lived in that fucked up household and that’s gotta have some permanent damage that leads you to fucking girls like Rita Ora knowing she’s just there to get seen, so eager to be seen, she’s been putting herself out there, everywhere and thanks to no one caring, everyone lazy, we’ve accepted her as “famous”….for basically using her great tits…and not because of any music, that’s just an afterthought to her consistent titty promo tour cuz the tits…in case you didn’t realize are the star of the fucking show…

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2019

15

Aug

Vita Sidorkina Erotica of the Day

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Vita Sidorkina is a Russian Model best known for Walking the VS Fashion show, back when that was a thing, before the company collapsed and the owner was implicated as being the number one reason Epstein was as rich as he was, because they both had similar interests…young bitches and what better place to recruit sex working young girls than the USSR…or the Former USSR….Russia motherfuckers…that Iron Curtain acted as a great tactic to rid the world of ugly genes, teach the women about how to prosper on the other side of the Communist wall, and crave that American Dream so bad they’d do anything for it. Russia is responsible for some of the hottest soulless sex workers who pretend to be models out there…

Maxim is using her as their girl of the month, for whatever reason, and she looks god, she just hasn’t don anything interesting since 2015, so maybe that’s a sign of where Maxim ranks in terms of relevance…

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