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2019

14

Aug

Jewel Fitness Erotica of the Day

Jewel may be 50 fucking years old and a bad memory of 1994 when she first hit the scene with music that I guess was relevant at the time….

She’s debatably always been a slut, so this video of her doing weird titty fitness is bringing out her “I live in a car and I’ll do anything for a warm shower” attitude.

Because her story in the 90s was that she was an Alaskan singer/song writer who lived in her car while playing coffee houses in exchange for food along the west coast, only to b discovered by someone who was willing to give her a warm shower and market thee fuck out of her creating a money making machine….

All thanks to being the hot enough chick living in a car for some pervert in LA to scoop up and turn into a “singer songwriter” of the time..

Now, all these years later, Jewel is making fetish videos like it was still 1992 and she was saving my soul…or trying to find someone to save hers by using her for money….getting her rich in the process so it’s all worked out for everyone, even you, cuz you get to jerk off to old lady Jewel doing whatever this is, right now, and it’s offensive cuz she labels her friend “GAY BESTIE”….when we’re not allowed to call people by their sexuality. It’s a hate crime.

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2019

14

Aug

Dua Lipa Hard Nipples of the Day

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Dua Lupa obviously saw Dove Cameron’s post and brought out the nipple…..cuz it is empowering or some bullshit that makes for a great excuse, almost seemingly intellectual and intelligent excuse to pull your titties out the way nature intended it….

NOT THAT YOU EVER NEEDD AN EXCUSE…

The no bra movement makes sense to me, I haven’t worn pants in years….clothing is constrictive so strapping up into some torturous titty holder that reminds me of bondage or medieval times torture device seems like a crazy fucking thing to do voluntarily….

It is the first piece of clothing I’d drop if I could…GET ME OUT OF THESE STRAPS AND BOUNDS….but then again I’m not a Tranny Fuck who craves the bra cuz my estrogen is kicking in…

I do like that the dropping of the bra is a political thing, that makes for nice conversation when you make that move – tits out – for the internet to rejoice about your tits the way you like your tits to be celebrated…while pretending it’s for feminism or some other concept you’d learn at college level Women’s Study classes.

Straight from the slums of instagram softcore porn comes a popstar self produced tit pic cuz it’s the style and trend with purpose…and that purpose you don’t need to wait for the leaked nudes as these self starting bother feeders are giving us what we want…

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2019

14

Aug

Cara Delevingne Naked of the Day

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Cara Delevingne boring way to start the blogging day…

Either I’m jaded, desensitized, which I was 15 years ago when I started this site and have yet to be inspired or impressed with the shit pop culture brings us….or this photoshoot sucks, because it does nothing to me….inside my core being…

I know I am typically indifferent, jaded and desensitized, and I don’t really care about any of this and never have but I’ve been doing it daily and see it as a nice opportunity to call out these idiots as scams, or hacks, for the inconsistent bullshit they market to us.

In Cara’s case, she had rich parents who helped them go viral on the internet….allowed her to go
to all the best parties and sign up with the cool people and thus becoming cool to a bunch of fucking losers like Cara did…

But it’s like none of that even matters….cuz what’s going on in this shoot is so fucking boring…you can’t even get mad or annoyed about the lesbian for the Media and attention that scenester girl is….we call this “so boring that even when getting naked for attention is boring”….

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2019

13

Aug

Dove Cameron Hard Nipple Role Model of the Day

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Dove Cameron posted this shit set to some dumb as fuck feminist quote as an excuse to post this shit in a you don’t need an excuse to post this shit girl…just keep up the good work….nipples…like she was Jen Aniston on Friends back in 1993…50 fucking years ago…nipples ain’t a feminist thing but they are HOT…..

As you’d expect, these nipples inspired other nipples…just read the silly comment on one of these pics….good work girls…keep things empowered!!

Here you can see girl gotta give a full bodied shot to let you know she’s serious about this whole feminism thing….

Let’s hope the next stop her big old bush…stay tuned to find out if the carpet matches the drapes….

Point being….Ya girl BEEN slutty..
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2019

13

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless Again of the Day

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Bella Thorne posted this caption to the above pic:

Come meet me at the grove tomorrow!!! 7 pm come hear me read new parts of my book

Which is exactly what you’d think she was promoting, her ability to read a best selling book she wrote, when she can barely write instagram captions, because the quality people, especially young people, seek in content they digest is pretty fucking superficial…they don’t look for quality, thought provoking, inspiring…they want fast food and clickbait put together by some molested Disney Kid who is trying to be the voice of a generation, even though I’m sure a lot of her generation don’t give a fuck about her hacking up their scene….while a lot of other ones do care cuz they want IG followers and envy her for her reach…because none of these people have any depth, they are too busy staring at themselves in mirrors…they just want to be part of things that make them look cool. They want to buy shit they can’t afford to look cool, go places others go to look cool, and it’s a whole keeping up with the Kardashians that I expect will end eventually…they can’t keep this lie going forever…

Bella Thorne gets a lot of hype cuz she gets naked enough to matter but not enough to get fired from the mainstream and with that she’s riding high, making lots of money to feed her broken girls soul, and eventually this too will crash and burn…cuz it’s boring…and we’re all ready for something less disgusting, new, fresh, that doesn’t look like it smells like piss and feces…as this looks like it smells like piss and feces..

If I had to describe Bella Thorne as a place, it would be Truck Stop Bathroom after a horrible accident that caused huge traffic on the day the Janitor called in sick.

Here she is in a short dress..

Here is her “ex girlfriend” Tana Mongeau being slutty..

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2019

13

Aug

Bebe Rexha Slutty of the Day

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Bebe Rexha posted this picture with some empowering bullshit line, that’s her angle, it needs to be her angle, she’s fat and old, what other angle can she take, other than being empowered in who she is, and what better way to do that than with her fat mom aged gun hanging out of the sides of her bikini bottoms…gross…keep that saggy beer belly of an upper pussy to your damn self grandma…

ANYWAY…she posed this pic saying “Dedicated to the music exec who said she is too old to be sexy”….because I guess sexy to her is defined by putting up pics of yourself in your underwear…with an inspirational quote that the patriarchy is trying to bring girls down…girl power…to fish for girls to say “you’re so sexy”….in some weird egotistical nonsense…

She went onto tell a story about how the exec said her “brand” was confusing, because it is….and there were a lot more words I didn’t read because the fact this bitch has a platform to preach her nonsense is what is wrong with America…

She did say she is tired of women being labeled as “Hags” when they reach a certain agin I guess she’d prefer to be called “Fatty with the drying up uterus”….

Sexy is more than nudes on instagram and I have a feeling NO ONE told BEBE REXHA the storyline she’s pretending happened to make her NUDE seem less desperate.

Garbage.

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2019

13

Aug

Ashley Greene Bondage Erotica of the Day

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Ashley Greene is producing clickbait in efforts to matter…cuz she doesn’t matter….and barely mattered even when she did matter….

She is one of those actresses that never really hit, she was like an influencer before influencers existed, on that Olivia Culpo hustle, they even fucked the same JONAS BROTHERS….

She got some hype from being in a viral video, which in her case was TWILIGHT SAGA, that she amplified by fucking a Jonas brother, whilst pretending to be abstinent, even though anyone with eyes saw through that purity ring bullshit, knowing that any Florida Trash like Ashley Greene sucked a lot of dick to get where she got….and had been fucking since she was 14 years old on the family trailer park lot….with her family…

It was a different era, when spreading your asshole on the internet wasn’t accepted behavior, and when fucking as a teen was something the media pretended didn’t happen, before social media blew that theory up with all the free porn, making everyone a fucking pervert…

Well, she’s out there with her tits out, and her mangled face on, and it’s not as exciting as it should be..

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2019

13

Aug

Bianca Andreescu Has Killed Serena Williams of the Day

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Bianca Andreescu is the GYPSY HUNGARIAN who picked up a Tennis Racket when her family was going from carnival to carnival in their Caravan as her dad was an athlete in and of his own right, where he excelled at juggling on a Bear’s shoulders as the bear balanced on a ball…

She is now a CANADIAN TENNIS PRODIGY who made Serena Williams, the monster cry, and even was recorded calling Serena Williams a beast, while reminding us all that Eastern European women are powerful, just look at these fucking tree trunk legs, capable of destroying an old, fat black lady, at the sport the old fat black lady got rich from…

I am into tennis pussy, I find it hot, but like all athletics, I don’t really love the girls who excel at any sport for being hot….usually being hot and being good at a sport are mutually exclusive…like the hot ones in the sport are usually ranked in the top 100 in the world, the top 2-3 are basically like dudes…

But I see what women look like, their thickness celebrated, so clearly some people would want these thighs to crush their head like a watermelon, while others like Serena Williams and myself will just like to watch her Crush Watermelons…it’s a fetish you know.

Bianca Andreescu Has Killed Serena Williams

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2019

13

Aug

Heidi Klum Erotica of the Day

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Heidi Klum Eugenics Update..

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2019

13

Aug

January Jones Thotty Behaviour of the Day

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Ok January Jones with the ass shot for Instagram being all thotty..

I unfortunately followed her a while ago, not because I bought into the hype around her, or cared about her, or thought she was hot. I have never seen her in a movie or TV show, she barely exists to me, but for some reason I’ve been exposed to her updates, often times promoting her tits, and it’s been pretty fucking lame…

Maybe it is because as a drunkenstepfather I’ve created some innate or deep rooted ability to spot out the single moms, because the ONLY thing I know about January Jones is that she got knocked up by a rich guy she shouldn’t have got knocked up by, and they had an agreement, at least financial that she’d never expose him, so long as he pays her child support…so no one will ever know who thee dad is, maybe not even the kid, which I guess is expected by kids who have moms who dress like this in public….it reminds me of growing up with this white trash family that lived above the corner store, I didn’t know it at the time but found out later, that the mom was a single mom because she was a legit sex worker, from stripper to whore and when I’d go over to their house she’d be walking around in lingerie after getting fucked for money….I’d even see the johns and thought the whole thing was weird but at 10 had no idea what was really going on…but I am sure her kids knew….cuz if I’m here thinking she’s a whore….like January Jones in this outfit….the kid definitely knows…

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