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2019

15

Aug

Karrueche Tran Naked of the Day

Karrueche Tran has taken being beat up by Chris Brown after he was known for beating up Rihanna, but that didn’t thwart her plans, she had a mission, an end goal, it was about the destination and not the journey, and she understood the rise to the top was going to have some bumps and bruises along the way, anything to get where she wanted to go, but what she didn’t realize is that the top for her would be her ass in some bullshit TV show about a nail salon…showing her ass….an ass Chris Brown came all over, maybe even inside…but I’m sure it’s not that exclusive a place to come…and as it turns out I don’t like her ass as much as the George Jefferson looking motherfucker she’s sharing the scene with…unless that’s Snoop…I can never be too sure who anyone is because I have actual facial recognition blindness, not cuz they are black, I don’t even recognize my own friends and family and have to process their faces for a long time to identify them. Don’t show me pics of people I know I won’t be able to tell you who is who. It’s a disability….I should start a gofund me.

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2019

15

Aug

Willow Shields Bikini of the Day

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WILLOW SHIELDS is Brooke Shields Daughter….but I bet she wishes that she was – because maybe then she’d have better jobs in the whole Hollywood life that she’s living….

She was in Hunger Games, but no one noticed cuz they were too busy sucking J.Law’s dick…trans rights matter…not that any of these people are trans…but if J.Law had a dick she would be….and we can’t be too sure on this Willlow chick, cuz she looks like WILLOW the movie…maybe he’s her dad a straight up troll fuck.

She was on Dancing with the Stars in 2015 when she was 14 and according to WIKIPEDIA:

In a shocking turn of events, the couple was eliminated in the seventh week of competition, (finishing in 7th place) despite receiving consistently high scores from the judges throughout the season.

Epstein’s favorite season I guess.

Now she’s bikini seasoning it up in a bikini for the instagram perverts….which is everyone on instagram producing this smut and jacking off to this smut.

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2019

15

Aug

Farrah Abraham Shrunk Her Bikini of the Day

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I’ve written a lot of praise for Farrah Abraham….

I celebrate that she is the slutty teen who used taking loads in her pussy as a tactic to get on MTV…because MTV is irresponsible and glamorized teen pregnancy, like a Kardashian glamorized sex tapes…think of how many girls got pregnant at 15 to be on the show…and didn’t end up on the show…it’s funny and Farrah represents that.

When you want celebrity, you do whatever it takes to get where you gotta go…especially when you’re 15 years old…obviously a girl with an insatiable appetite to be fucked….but not just up the ass like other high school girls scared of pregnancy….in the pussy too.

I like that she went from MTV reality TV to hardcore anal / squirt porn without even trying to stage it as anything “leaked”…she just got clown tits, jacked up her face, and ended up going for the gold….if she’s gonna do it, do it with a professional….cuz what it comes down to is that she’s a fucking pervert…exhibitionist…and being fucked on camera dealt with those two things…

I made over 5,000 dollars off her Sex Tape, which is the most money this site ever made, so I guess I work for her….and that’s more money than any sex worker has paid me….so I guess she is a captain of industry as she walks around in her tiny bikini on her distorted looking body…like EVERY single part of her is weird looking….and it’s great…to me….it represents the American Dream or the failure of the American Dream….on every fucking level.

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2019

15

Aug

Halle Berry Nipples of the Day

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Halle Berry while left to her own devices….will bring out the SMUT because that is who she is at her core, that is who she is instinctively and the only reason no one knew this was because there was no direct to consumer communication tool back when she was famous – it was expensive publicists at arm’s length creating this bullshit narrative that was so far from the truth that celebs sit around doing nothing all day, vain as fuck, rich as fuck, doing coke and fucking cuz what the fuck else is there to do when all is handled for you…..

Bitch didn’t get famous cuz Hollywood was trying to make people think they weren’t racists and cuz they needed a black enough girl to play a black girl…

She made it cuz she’s a whore.

Think of ANY girl you’ve met in your life, co-workers, sex workers, strippers, sisters, moms, coffee shop girls….and think of the ones who wanted to be celebs…they all thought they were hotter than they were, funnier than they were, and would suck a mean dick if it got closer to the goal…

So…Halle Berry old as fuck still whoring out, no surprise…it’s who she is…and it’s kinda hot cuz the black part of her clearly is the black don’t crack part of her…when everything else is suburban white girl…the accessible black to feel not racist cuz you had that “black friend”….

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2019

15

Aug

Kara Del Toro Erotica of the Day

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Kara Del Toro is Benecio’s wife/daughter or both…because if we’ve learned anything about rich and powerful dudes in the last two years…it is that they are all fucking perverts seeking anything that gets them a thrill…for some it’s taking the fall like Epstein and his underage fetish…for some it’s fucking dudes like LEO is rumored to do cuz he finds hot women dull…for others it’s making bitches trying to use you for career advancement suck your dick….perverts everywhere cuz we are human and it all comes down to SEX…the one motivator..the only point of existence…so some Benecio Del Toro fucking his daughter wouldn’t be all that shocking, it seems to be prime topic on porn sites, and it would explain why she exists…this Mexican stealing your jobs one bikini pic at a time.

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2019

15

Aug

Caylee Cowan Getting Wet of the Day

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Caylee Cowan and I want to eat her UTTERS…in a MILK ME WHILE I MILK YOU…COW….an…way.

It’s in her name for her to not have rocking tits you want to milk would be a crime against her family, like when people naked “Baker” aren’t Bakers…I am talking to you Tammy Faye Baker…or when people named Mason isn’t a fucking Mason…I’m talking to you Perry Mason…or when someone is name named Shepherd but doesn’t have a Sheep…..CYBIL!….you get the idea….this nobody being a slut on instagram….may not be the COW you want her to be…but the titties are good enough to visualize milking and that’s a good thing….an inspiring thing…like how the trend of growing your own veggies hit every Home Depot the last few years….the trend of milking tits is starting right now…

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2019

14

Aug

Old Lady Adriana Lima in a Bikini of the Day

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I zoomed in on these pics of Adriana Lima’s ass…and some weirdness is going on.

Maybe it’s just natural Patina, maybe it’s some wear and tear from usage, like when you see your car door start to get loose and the floormats weathered, and the stearing wheel coating rub off, maybe there’s an arm rest with a handle that broke off, or your driver’s side door is stained from your jacket rubbing on it, or cigarette burns…you know USE….

But that doesn’t mean it’s hot at 40…sometimes you gotta take it into the scrap yard or sell it at a discount on Craigslist to some pervert who was looking to kill a bitch, and have a documentary made on that killing, cuz he was wronged by the police early in life…

If you know what I mean.

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2019

14

Aug

Elsa Hosk Bikini of the Day

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When a professional female basketball player on the the Swedish Ladies fetish Basketball league, decided to become a Victoria’s Secret model when her Basketball career wasn’t paying the bills, despite all the dollars the fans in their IKEA chairs threw at her, Elsa Hosk and her bikini pics for social media are a nice reminder of the drive and hard work it takes to become top of her game….in both sport and getting naked on the internet to sell mall brand bras in an era no girls wear bras….and all that requires is not getting fat, but getting half naked.

Here she is in some fashion thing with Canadian model JESSICA STAM, who was DISCOVERED in a Tim Hortons.. Fact..

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2019

14

Aug

Heidi Montag Humping the Air of the Day

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If I was to describe social media to some one, it would probably include a line about how it’s a place for women to demonstrate humping the air and pretend that it is for fitness, so that you don’t need to leave your house and go to a gym to get your fix, you can get it at the comfort of your own home, cuz we are all about an inch deep and require really basic sparkling things to keep us entertained….we don’t need produced TV, or talking, we just need a bitch famous from being on produced TV and talking to hump the fucking air, the way she got pregnant, with her bolt ons standing straight up….

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2019

14

Aug

Sofia Richie Nipple Pasties of the Day

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Sofia Richie still in Italy, with her new tits, tits that are too numb to feel her shirt falling off of them exposing her nipple pasties..at least that is the excuse in this feminist era of you don’t need an excuse as to why you’re flashing full fucking tit….it’s empowerment….but I guess if she was up to speed on the trends there wouldn’t be any nipple tape getting in the way, unless the future trend is nipple tape instead of free the nipple…so that girls everywhere can use nipple tape as a shirt instead of a shirt…it goes against the free the nipple movement they are all hustling…but it goes bigger than that and frees the whole tit….and soon all shirts will be designer nipple tape…

You know, she is hanging with Kardashians to elevate her personal brand, because we may know they are outdated trash….but everyone else thinks they are great, on the frontlines and worth emulating…so it’s a good platform for this Lionel Richie rich brat to launch her nipple tape empire…unless these are just breast implant bandages after some cosmetic surgery tourism…cuz nipple tape in and of itself seems outdated too….girls love pulling out there tits more than ever so what is up with this cockblocking…

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Never forget THIS look..

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