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2019

13

Aug

Shailene Woodley Pussy Dance of the Day

Shailene Woodley is still saving the oceans…one pussy dance at a time..

This is some weirdness weirding me out. A dance video featuring all of her bikini clad friends, set to some song that I guess is a trendy song…but that I’ve never heard before cuz I am old.

I assume that this is her TIKTOK as that is the new platform that matters on social media and it is th new platform for talent to rise to the top and end up on YOUTUBE making 100 million dollars a year…

Just a weirdly shot boat video – doing her activism of Plastics in the Ocean, despite the real enemy in the Plastics war is big business, not the public deciding to not use single use plastic…that’ll show them….since ocean pollution is made up of 1% single use plastic and 99% plastics from other industries….know your enemy people. But I get it – don’t buy anything with plastic, and convince everyone you know to do the same, and the world will still produce as much plastic, and put that plastic in everything, cuz the individual will always lose to big business. NOT TO MENTION…America is a big polluter and all, but there are many other countries producing their own pollution and basically we need to accept the world is going to implode – one plastic straw at a time.

All this to say, Shailene Woodley and her friends direct some pretty awkward and uncomfortable music videos.

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2019

13

Aug

Vanessa Hudgens Wet Bikini of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens is out there with her hard nipples and fit enough body considering how pudgy she’s been over the years….and I guess she’s doing it for ELVIS….because ELVIS is her boyfriend…or at last the queer actor who was just selected to play ELVIS cuz all actors are queer…is her boyfriend…and since all actors are queer….we can assume their sex involves him looking at himself in the mirror reciting his lines while she uses a HITACHI MAGIC WAND or something more high end on her twat.

We have to remember, and of course we remember, that Vanessa Hudgens is a little pervert who was taking nude selfies featuring her hairy little pussy, before it was a thing. A Disney Kid moving first on sex work that she claimed was a “Violation” so that it didn’t damage her pervert career and despitee not looking that great, or her lawyers pretending she was underage in the pics to get them off the internet, I developed a respect that will be a lifelong respect for her, cuz girls who took nude selfies early in the nude selfie game are awesome..

So her hard nipples and ass in her yellow bikini, despite her possibly being pregnant is a reminder that Vaneessa Hudgens is great, if not in looks, then in attitude, but not in actual attitude cuz actors are entitled brats, but great in the fact she took nudes.

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2019

13

Aug

Kristen Bell’s Scary Old Fat Arms of the Day

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I know this is hard to see amongst her titty with a potentially puffy nipple…but Kristen Bell, the 40 year old mom, married to a fucking annoying loser, has some real fucking gnarly ass arms…

I don’t think I ever watched Kristen Bell in anything other than Forgetting Sarah Marshall, where she only stood out as being the “why the fuck would anyone be broken up over this bitch”…and the “how could he hook up with her when he’s got Mila Kunis who was looking her best at the time all over him”….it was a reminder that we were watching a comedy cuz in any normal world replacing some ugly bitch with a hot bitch grows you a set of balls that allows you to say “fuck off” to the ugly bitch…

That said, I don’t have any interest in her recent re-do of some shitty show I never watched, but she’s doing press for it, so all of a sudden she matters again, and in mattering again we have to see her fucking old lady arms that we’d rather see her use to fly away on….but instead she’s acting like they aren’t fucking gross and flabby and old…wearing a fucking sex sleeveless dress…shouldn’t someone advise her?? Doesn’t she have a team? I guess they are only paid to Praise her….

Either way, gross.

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2019

13

Aug

LeAnn Rimes in a Bikini of the Day

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LeAnn Rimes and her fake tits in the water, possibly looking for the next home to home wreck….is a great lesson in the loyalty that Country Music provides for their artist. They are good people, American people, who still buy CDs, and go to Church and celebrate Christmas and shit….and they don’t get mad at LeAnn, they see her as a victim of the devil that is Hollywood…and they will still buy her records and see her perform at the Mississippi Casino…because she is onee of their own and for that they will forever support her, the more and more she looks and becomes a gutter porn looking bitch…

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2019

13

Aug

Danielle Harris Breast Feeding Exhibitionist of the Day

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The fact that this natural bodily function is considered activism is so fucking dumb, yes, you are a mom and your tits are full of milk to feed your baby…it’s how you are supposed to feed your baby, it’s not something you need to post on the internet unsolicited feeling empowered cuz it is gross…you are a mom who is mom aged keep that old used up tit to your damn self…

Not to mention, it shames those women who can’t breast feed. So mean spirited you bragging cunt…

It’s like if we all have bodily functions, but that doesn’t give us the right to post our boners, or DM or boners, or show how we cum, or show off our shit…it is frowned upon..but this, for some reason isn’t?

I’ve never seen a mom breastfeeding shamed for breast feeding. I think this whole thing has been made up by whores who want an excuse to pull out their tits without seeming slutty, well guess what we want that version of the tit…and we don’t want this….

She’s 42, no one cares who she is, and this is disgusting.

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2019

13

Aug

Maria Menounos No Armpit Hair So You Know She’s Old of the Day

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Maria Menounos is old, dated, out of touch and her Calvin Klein bra doesn’t fool me into thinking she’s a millennial….I know she’s too old for that…and you can tell by the fact that she’s got no fake armpit hair like Rat Cow the liar…or real armpit hair like trashcan Bella Thorne…so her trying to be hip, hot and cool at 40 isn’t reeally working for her, and she should really look to her Greek Ancestors to find the secret tzatziki sauce to success…..or she could just read this….cuz the secret tzatziki sauce for an old bitch to get noticed is ANAL…..turn to the asshole..it is the gateway to a soul no matter how old and dried up she is…there’s ample olive oil for that…

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2019

13

Aug

Shay Mitchell Doing Pregnancy Bikini Weirdness of the Day

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The last thing I want to see a pregnant bitch do is strip down to a bikini and crawl around on all fours…

I get that these women are trying to maintain a level of hype around themselves, knowing they are easily replaced and forgotteen if they don’t….and they know that all fours is what got them in this mess all along…and they know that all fours is the only way Matte Babel fucks here cuz otherwise he’s gotta face the next 18 years of his life head on….hoping it comes with child support / spousal support while he stays at home parents and she keeps earning for the family like a good little Indian…who started out rich to being with..

I just don’t really want to see the milk sacks ready to feed the baby while on all fours, let’s stick to thee ass and pussy area….keep that gunt out of sight….this isn’t a ready to drop fetish site….yet.

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2019

12

Aug

Sydney Sweeney Ice Cream Parlor Erotica of the Day

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Sydney Sweeney is the breakout star of Euphoria thanks to her monster tits not her fetal alcohol syndrome inbred looking face.

We’ve seen her in a lot of other things because some agent took a liking to her tits and has been getting her work. You know they chose her to be the one they grow and develop into a star….

But we really only got a taste of what Sydney Sweeney is all about when she let us know that the hormones in the food did wonderful things to her, like giving her monster tits, while the rest of her isn’t even fat…

So here she is sugar-loading…to remind you that sitting outside an ice cream shop can get you arrested cuz it is one of the most pornographic places people go on a warm summer night….despite it being marketed as wholesome and family…

My advice is for you to not go to a local ice cream store cuz your pervert public masturbation penis exposing self will get arrested cuz there will be girls like this one and they will have tits like this one…hormones in the food man..created a generation of girls like this..

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2019

12

Aug

Adriana Lima Hot Model of Christmas Past of the Day

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Adriana Lima is old, bloated and disgusting, but that’s just what happens with the aging process..

One of the most offensive things about Adriana Lima is that she kept working when she started to turn into the barrel that she’s become…and instead took the money, rode it out, never quit gracefully and instead decided to ride her VS contract into the ground….I guess plus sized was a thing, old age was the only people buying VS, so old age models just made sense…

Now she’s out here, with what is probably a fake ass, It has the roundess of a fake ass, and that’s more disappointing than just owning the aging process.

Bitches get old, we get that, why you gotta confuse us by continuing to model and by getting your face jacked off, creating a species of weirdness I don’t like…

Good fake ass pussy hole shot, I guess she’s proud that as a Brazilian she’s not with BALLS…and as a Brazilian…a Brazilian butt lift is her duty…cuz that ass is weirdly round like a Jenner and I don’t believe it is from fitness – at least not based on her GUNT….

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2019

12

Aug

Salma Hayek Big Titties Dance of the Day

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Thanks to Salma Hayek’s awesome tits, and her legal immigration, not border tunnelling, she has been able to live the American Dream of being a well paid actor…..how funny that America’s dream is to be a vapid cunt in movies…but I guess that’s how the culture worked itself out…

So now, the connected celebrity and her Mexican tits that got her work, gets to flaunt her tits.

This could have otherwise ended with her working a Tortilla stand in Mexico for American sun burned tourists…or getting arrested when trying to tunnel into America…..or fly into America as a tourist only to never leave….working under fake Social Security….and eventually getting caught and deported….but instead she married a billionaire and gets to dance around with the monster tits….a happy ending…for some monster tits….and not monster cuz she’s Mexican…I’m half Mexican…Monster cuz they are big and I want them to terrorize, if not kill me through suffocation like I was Anthony Burdain only my bathrobe belt is these TITS…Billionaire tits.

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