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2019

12

Aug

Miley Cyrus Dyking it Down of the Day

MILEY CYRUS hooking up with Brody Jenner’s fake wife, who doesn’t need to be named because she is clearly a just social climbing dick sucking whore who manipulated Brody Jenner long enough to end up on the reboot of The Hills and is now sucking Miley’s gender fluid dick on a boat in Italy..

We knew Miley was splitting with her dude about a month ago, reported it here for you to ignore and wait for TMZ or DailyMail to put it up as fact, you know the official announcement that you idiots don’t realize people in LA who hate other people in LA feed me stories all the fucking time…like an under the radar spy motherfucker..without ever caring or wanting to be that…

We also knew Miley does all she can to make noise and get noticed, she’s banged chicks in the past and it worked out for her, she’s also showed us all her pussy hole pretty consistently that we get how she does her marketing…and girl on girl in some luxury place is such a basic tactic it makes jacking off to it less inspired than it would be if you were say hiding in a closet in their yacht watching this go down…

We know Miley is fresh off the presses for being single, paparazzi are on her dick, this is just a way to make a story and laugh about it at night, I doubt they actually squirt in each other’s faces like real dykes…but even if they do…it comes from a bullshit place since these people have no souls…

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Here is her sister Noah flashing her tit…

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2019

12

Aug

Josie Canseco Bikini of the Day

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Josie Canseco posing in a bikini for kith x coca cola…not that I like to promote brands that don’t support me…fuck you Kith (kiss in Mike Tyson) and Coca Cola for not paying me for this shit…that shouldn’t go viral because it is Josie Canseco, the cum left up inside her Hooter’s waitress mom, that I guess Jose Canseco felt the need to provide for cuz he has the money and resources, why not help her grow up into a shameless instagram whore like the rest of them, as it may end up in catalog pics for Victoria’s Secret – now this…because it has..

As it turns out, skinny Blonde in a bikini will always work until the end of time…and in this era of “who are your parents” and “what is your last name” to give more validation to the person on social media…that fact works out nicely for this one…

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Posted in:Josie Canseco|SFW

2019

12

Aug

Kylie Jenner Naked of the Day

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Kylie Jenner is celebrating her 22nd birthday on tacky boat in Italy with her bastard child Stormi…because this bitch is trash. She really never stood a chance being born into the hype around the Kardashians cuz her sister took a black cock in video and released it with a porn company – but pretended it was leaked – which it wasn’t – but that didn’t stop America from paying attention, if anything that is what started it all….it motivated Seacrest to produce the show…because he’s a sexual deviant and not America’s Sweetheart he pretends to be…and the rest paved the way for these people to exist…..it allowed them to hire a marketing team, build out a whole marketing agency, making stupid money and not because they are smart but because America is bullshit…and bought into the vapid lifestyle they were selling….and unlike Jimmy Buffett selling his Margaritaville lifestyle at a profit, these people were selling shitty product, shamelessness and plastic surgery procedures to look like a muppet…and the world, mainly women, bought in, cuz women when left to their own devices are very easy to manipulate and trick and make billions off of…

That said, we all know they are a scam, bullshit, lies, all that is wrong with the world, terrorists to the new generation, who should be arrested and silenced but people keep paying attention….

Maybe it’s the fake asses, I mean look at Kylie’s fake ass, they don’t even try to make shit look good anymore, it’s like clown shit, circus shit, disgusting shit where she shits…and all we can do is hope for bad things to end their reign….as the queens of shameless social media whoring….in an era where that is all girls seem to do..

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Posted in:Kylie Jenner|SFW

2019

12

Aug

Sara Sampaio Topless of the Day

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Sara Sampaio sunning her tits because she probably reads the blogs or listens to the podcasts of all these health and wellness gurus pushing you to sun therapy….standing naked in the sun for 10 minutes a day for wellness…like that is even a fucking thing….I’ve been standing naked anywhere I can for as long as I can remember because clothes are constricting…but I wasn’t smart enough to write an e-book on it, or over analyze it, or develop a program for all these desperate people to sign up to and try to participate in to fill the emptyness that is their existence…

Or maybe she’s mad that Victoria’s Secret has replaced her with a TRANS with the same name who has is hotter, gets more hype and has less of a beard than her….so pull the titties out for attention trick.

Also..have we ever seen these two in the same room…?

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Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW

2019

12

Aug

Sommer Ray Almost Full Pussy of the Day

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Sommer Ray is some overhyped, but barely hyped, cuz she’s not a household name, and never will be cuz that face is made of butter….but she’s got instagram followers like Alexis Ren, the butter face before her, thanks to being a half naked whore…

She’s positioned herself as some fitness chick, making fitness porn, cuz that’s what Florida will do to a woman from Florida….ass out for in all ways possible…but always under the guise of being practical and useful information…you know how to do fitness rather than being what it actually is…a girl in a thong doing fitness…

Either way, she’s 22, has 22 million followers and a quote from the bible on her slutty fucking IG feeed…Jeremiah 29:11

“For I know the plans I have for you,” declares the Lord, “plans to prosper you and not to harm you, plans to give you hope and a future.”

Sounds and looks pretty stable…as she simulates sex in photos for IG like her GOD intended her to do.

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2019

12

Aug

Bella Hadid Trans Tits of the Day

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Bella Hadid looking like Hillary Swank in Boys Dont Cry with her tit out for fashion.

It is fucking negligent of any and all media publications to write about these people like they matter.

It just validates their bullshit storylines that should have stayed on Facebook or Instagram with all its fake followers.

It is the media that took them off social media and got them cast in nonsense campaigns, legitimizing their existence…all while being ugly trash that were just lucky enough to be rich kids with a vapid and vain father willing to invest in their future as models cuz it benefitted him.

Plastic surgery ridden monster Hadid is gross and I guess so is the news media who try to tell you she’s not.

We live in an era where there are enough trans out there that we don’t need girls who look like men to sell product, high end luxury product….save it for the trans people…not some rich brat stealing the trans culture to validate her rich kid life that should never had the mainstream appeal it god.

Garbage people.

Here she is in a short skirt jumpin a fence..

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Here she is in her bra and panties ..

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Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2019

12

Aug

Teen Choice Awards Tits of the Day

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It’s the annual Teen Choice Awards..how pissed do you think Jeffrey Epstein is that he missed this? Maybe missing the teen choice awards was the final straw that made him kill himself…

All these conspiracies out there about the government killing the motherfucker – on suicide watch but no one saw him die – we’ve all seen movies….

But maybe it was suicide, the dude was a horrible person who lived like a king off the back of Victoria’s Secret all these years….

And maybe the teen choice awards was the motive…”I can’t make it to the teen choice awards, that’s a life I am not willing to live”…..

Pervert fuck.

Alex Morgan who got invited for some reason..

Brittany Snow with the Pitch Perfect tits out

DJ Tanner got an invite even though she’s pushing 50 years old..

Haley Joel Osmet…has changed…

Jessica Alba covering up her Herpes but letting a lil titty out, also another old lady at the teen awards..creepy..

Is this really Lucy Hale or is this Michael Jacksons ghost coming to collect?

It’s not a meaningless event if Madison Beer didn’t show up in a crop top!

Sarah Hyland’s new hair to go with her new kidney..in a very short skirt..

Some old lady from the nursing home across the street that showed up as Taylor Swift

Terrifying Tori Spelling

Skinny Zandaya being skinny…

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Posted in:SFW|Teen Choice

2019

09

Aug

Miley Cyrus White Bikini Grinding of the Day

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Miley Cyrus is back on her bullshit, because that is what happens when girls figure out what they are good at, what gets them attention, what gets people looking, and it isn’t that complicated, it is a get naked motherfucker…

BUT….

Miley denounced her antics after influencing a bunch of young girls to follow her empowered lead to get half naked on social media…she quit weed, went country, and guess who’s back….TWERKING no less…shaking her ass in a dance cuz that is who she is, that is her core being, that is her marketable skillset, and that’s fucking that….

Welcome back one trick trick.

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Posted in:Miley Cyrus|SFW

2019

09

Aug

Sarah Snyder Slutty Bikini Porno of the Day

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Sarah Snyder is some gutter instagram girl who all the streetwear losers are excited by, probably because she puts out content like this, and their nerd shoe collecting lameness can’t handle it…it’s set to their hip hop music they like so much…like thee 45 year old woman I saw running laps in the park….cuz hip hop is pop and zero cool…like your sneaker collecting you Hybebeasts losers…

I know her as some random pussy that Jayden Smith compared his front hole with…and I guess she’s kinda hot while acting nice and subtle in this era of porn meeting the maintream…but if that was really the case…where is the anal scene?

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Posted in:Sarah Snyder|SFW

2019

09

Aug

Stella Maxwell Topless of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is the sexual predator who targets female A List celebrities who are going through an identity crisis and offers them a pussy to lick in efforts to elevate her value….it’s like get someone like Miley or Kristen Stewart to “date” her publicly….sometimes even get caught doing scandalous shit with them and all of a sudden she matters…and all of a sudden she’s cast by Victoria’s Secret and all of a sudden her topless selfies for Instagram pull more weight when it’s all just been strategic manipulation that goes unnoticed cuz she hides behind the being a lesbian thing and no one can call out a lesbian…it becomes a hate crime….and none of us need that…especially when we’re here looking at tits on the beach for attention since everything this girl does is for attention…get as popular as possible…and win at your hipster hustle.

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