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2019

09

Aug

Sofia Richie Fake Tits Getting Wet of the Day

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Sofia Richie with her new tits on….doing the Kardashian thing like the rich, lazy, entitled trash she is.

Here is her fake sister Nicole Richie in her bikini….with her fake tits on…

Here is her boyfriends baby mama also on vacation with them..because it’s all a fucking scam…

It’s nice to see Lionel Richie’s legacy has produced such fucking low hanging fruit trashy ugly chicks with fake tits doing nothing of substance…sure Nicole Richie has a clothing brand no one needed or asked for…a real great contribution to the world….she might as well is the same as her sister, through adoption, she is the adopted one….who is a third tier character in the social media storylin of the Kardashians…garbage…

I spent a night with Nicole Richie, many years ago, when she was a big deal, before social media, because I was invited to some party by her boyfriend at the time DJ AM….and she fucking sucked, was a rude little cunt who couldn’t be bothered to engage or talk to anyone, she just sat their all sour faced like she was super important and I saw exactly the kind of low level, talentless, UGLY dog shit she was/is….

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2019

09

Aug

Olivia Culpo Slutty of the Day

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Olivia Culpo is a whore…

I know what you’re thinking….”Jesus all these girls who come up on instagram are whores”….but the truth is that she was able to position her whore behavior as being a relevant influencer attending all the relevant events….known from doing pageants and fucking a Jonas brother….only to move onto fuck athletes who she probably slides into on the DM…you know a girl who played fashionable, more than out to get followers so athletes thinks she has a job, or has it together, or is a model or instagrammer, or whatever…when it was clearly never about the brand deals…but about the bigger picture of being a rich high profile person’s wife / baby momma…

There is no doubt in my mind that this trash that brands seem to like is a straight up prostitute…it may be an unconventional prostitute but still a prostitute….and I guess you could argue all women are…but some are more obvious about it…like this bitch with her ass out looking for NFL players to fuck.

Garbagee.

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2019

09

Aug

Naomi Watts Panties of the Day

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Naomi Watts, who is good in Funny Games because she played a real IDIOT wife and *spoiler alert* she dies in the end…..is fucking everywhere..

She’s in the Loudest Voice in the Room about genius tyrant Roger Ailes…who started Fox News….and sexually harassed his staff as I feel he should have because I am old school and know that women are whores and will suck dick to get ahead so take the dick sucking….they love the power struggle and power dynamic…I remember when Dov Charney at American Apparel was going down for fucking willing young staffers cuz he was their “god” you know cuz they worked for his brand and fucking loved his brand…you probably don’t remember American Apparel staffers but they were SO committed to the cause that meeting their GURU and putting out for their GURU was almost what they strived for, they all wanted to be the favorite and it was his company, who the fuck cares, if you can’t handle it move on.

That has nothing to do with Naomi Watts and her panties in this shoot, but who the fuck cares about Naomi Watts..some Australian stealing your jobs like she’s Margot Robbie, Russel Crowe, Heath Ledger, Steve Irwin, Nicole Kidman,what the fuck is with Australians movie to LA to be actors…weird.

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2019

09

Aug

That Dude Lea Michele Bikini of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele got her TUCK game on strong…rocking her jacked up face and possibly jacked up ass that is hardly a stretch for her because she’s a seasoned veteran in the plastic surgery space thanks to the whole sex change thing…

Her trash face from the side profile is looking as bad as her beer belly barrel shape…that I guess could be pregnant – in the event I am wrong about my aggressively researched thesis that she was born man…repackaged as woman cuz women have longevity in the entertainment industry…thanks to perverts like you, while male child stars become Hailey Joel Osment.

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2019

09

Aug

Kaia Gerber Bikini of the Day

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Kaia Gerber taking a break from her busy hectic life…

It is hard out there for a very rich and entitled girl who her mom has stage-parented into following a rough life as a model…traveling in luxury to do menial shit that doesn’t matter…like posing in overpriced products people don’t need…despite that idea alone going against the liberal agenda of reduce / reuse / recycle….you know that you don’t need 4000 dollar leather pants with a designer name on it….you can wear 10 dollar Walmart Sweat Pants everyday for 4 years…you know like me…reducing that carbon footprint and saving the fucking planet.

It’s pretty disgusting that mini-crawford is sexualized at a young age by her mom, or put into this nonsense retard world of modeling when she could actually do something good with all her parents money they sit on…

But the vapid trash keep creating vapid trash.

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2019

09

Aug

Jennifer Lopez Pussy Print of the Day

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Jennifer Lopez is clickbaiting on instagram with slutty pics..and she’s even posting the slutty pic to her IG story to say “new post” to get her army of fans to click like on the shit, cuz she’s got her tits out, and that is her way of showing you all that she is a multi faceted performer, you know a triple threat…no only a booty that got way too much hype for being a fat ass….but also a set of tits, and even some pussy definition that if you look hard enough, you’ll see all them men that have filled her from the past….we’re talking Affleck, Diddy, Marc Anthony…A.Rod and all the others in between…it takes a power woman to get where she’s got and by powerwoman I mean girl with a powerful vagina resistant to disease cuz to get where you need to go – it takes some fucking…if not lots of fucking…

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2019

09

Aug

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin looks like a real fucking monster with her giant corn on the cob, because she’s a fucking monster and a giant corn on the cob is the only thing that makes sense at feeding time for a monster..

I’ve heard she’s pushing 7 feet tall…and despite being a huge size…is still a fucking identity crisis full of Prison tats and cries for attention after her in and out of rehab stint that comes from a life that is too good, too cushy, too spoiled.

I think we can collectively agree that that corn cob is better suited as a dildo, cuz as the meme says, anything is a dildo if you try hard enough, and this looks like a good size for a gil as big as her, but also it’s not dick shaped so it speaks to her lesbian agenda cuz if you remember …she had a minute of lesbianism…..which was also an identity crisis…

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2019

09

Aug

Camila Morrone Hot Tub Fucking of the Day

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Camila Morrone potentially fucking Leonardo DiCaprio in a hot tub which is exciting for everyone except Leo DiCaprio, who at 50 is probably impotent based on exposure alone, what I mean by that is that for 30 years he has been able to fuck anything of any age whenever he wanted….making the fuck boring….

So as this sick fuck Camila Morrone lives out her sick Leo Fetish…trying to deal with his limp dick that you know she blames herself…for all to see. Creepy!

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2019

09

Aug

Alexa Dellanos Botched Ass Implants of the Day

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Somebody call up Dr.Miami cause this bitch needs help…

This girl has one of the stupidest freakish asses and it’s safe to assume that anyone who fucks this girl is a fucking queer….

This isn’t hooking up with a girl, this is hooking up with a mangled fucking bitch who has virtually destroyed herself in trying to live up to some internet standard, or look, thanks Kardashians.

It is embarrassing that a girl feels this insecure about herself, that she becomes some tranny looking pile of shit.

The amazing thing is that dudes out there think this is hot.

Thee world is nuts…

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2019

08

Aug

Romee Strijd Bikini of the Day

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Romee Strijd brings the age old question that Humanity has been asking itself for the last few decades and that is – if a Victoria’s Secret model you’ve only seen half naked….puts on a bikini and does a clickbait ass shot for her social media that I assume she is contractually obliged to do….does she make a sound…and I guess who cares whether she makes a sound we like all clickbait bullshit that involves a bitch getting half naked…Victoria’s Secret model or girl who works at the coffee shop you go to…it matters…so girls out there spending 10 minutes a day taking as many slutty pics as you can to get that perfect shot so that you can scam money out of rich people…you’re hard work doesn’t go unnoticed. Keep it up and you too may one day be paid like Romee is paid to do the same slutty shit you work so hard at you know cuz 10 minutes of effort is a lot for someone from your generation who refuses to actually work….and we understand and appreciate that…you lazy fucks.

Here she is in tight leggings

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