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2019

19

Aug

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

Hailey Baldwin and her hard Bieber face is out here in a bikini playing with Monkeys like she was still friends with a Kardashian…..before realizing that leveraging them was going no where and she maximized that relationship…forcing her to get back with her childhood crush who de-virginized her…true story…laying the groundwork for their weird Christian experience that involves being half naked, entitled, rich fucks, trying to get as famous as possible, all things that I’d argue are anti-christian but don’t really need to argue cuz the content she releases is all low level smut to make you think she’s hot, and thus not Christian at all. The fact that I know these two are weirdo Christians is really a flaw in my personality or life. I should not know anything about BIEBER’s beliefs or what Baldwin he shoves his dick up inside….in their young marriage of bliss…

It is safe to assume that we all know…they are both useless.

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2019

19

Aug

Caroline Vreeland Sucking it In for Fashion of the Day

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Caroline Vreeland may have monster sized tits, and she may be starting to show her nipples as it is the trend, and she’s a trend chasing idiot trying to identify in the fashion industry as someone relevant, while riding a last name that may not even be her last name, but rather the last name of a very famous woman who worked in fashion or Vogue in the 50s, who I guess this one tells people is her great grandmother, and who is to prove her wrong…..in this era of access to finding out if she is in fact lying…we instead just say “hey those are huge tits, and you’re willing to show nipple, let’s get you in lingerie and we’ll run with your bullshit story, to give your tits more soul, more importance, more relevance”…..and the tragic thing in all of this isn’t her lying to fake her way to wherever she’s going, it’s not even the fact that she’s been at this for a decade and still nowheree, it’s the fact that her body is so weird looking, from gut to no ass, that her big tits are almost a full waste…

There have been women like this in my life, some top heavy, no hip, flat ass looking sloppy girls who carry their weight in their tits….the tits are ok, but the rest of them is some kind of unattractive mess, still worth fucking for the tits, but not worth celebrating…it’s like the sum of the parts take away from what would potentially be fucking gold..

Doughy attention seeking garbage bitch.

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2019

19

Aug

Bella Thorne Topless of the Day

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Bella Thorne is pretty fucking gross to look at….all greasy, all shitty tattooed, all loud and annoying and outspoken because her audience gives her a platform to be the media mogul she wants to be…you know the next Walt Disney, who instead of making wholesome animations to give people an escape from their shit lives, to give them hope, to make them feel EMOTIONS they don’t feel daily, you know a 1940s post depression, post war, idea of HOPE….this Bella Thorne is just attaching herself to everything she can, from producing porno, to writing books when she doesn’t know how to write, to doing music, a label, merch, cosmetics, anything Kylie Jenner and her Kardashian pyramid scheme is doing, only a scaled down, white girl version and it’s pretty irritating…unless she pulls her tits out, and she always pulls her tits out, so we accept her for the success story she is, despite how confusing it may be to outsiders who don’t realize just how dumb kids are, despite all the access to information, they are basically full retards…and this is their leader…

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2019

19

Aug

Barbara Palvin Bra and Panties of the Day

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Barbara Palvin has a huge fucking ass….which is exciting to some….and with that big girl ass she’s squeezing into a thong for Victoria’s Secret….so tells so much more of a story than just an ass in a thong…she tells a story of corporations taking knee-jerk reactions to deep rooted failures in their business that is run by an Epstein sponsor, which you can deduce was involved in all Epstein had to offer…

So Palvin’s fat ass got fired from Victoria’s Secret for being too fat for Victoria’s Secret, they have standards you know….standards that include ripping everyone off with made in china shit they over-price….

Now, she’s been asked back, cuz I guess she did good work and had good viral appeal is in the celeb scene as she fucks Disney kids and people seem to fucking love this bitch….

All thanks to society hating on Victoria’s Secret for not casting trans, fat, relevant people to speak to the state of the world that hates girls who look like their dated patriarchal look….

When they should hate them for being a lame as fuck shitty mall brand who despite having hot army of hot chicks promoting their nonsense….they clearly weren’t doing the best they could with those models…as they photoshopped each nipple to keep the catalog SFW….

The fact that they photoshopped as many nipples as they have over the years make them the fucking enemy….deleting nipples…erasing nipples…what kind of genocide is that.

And the fact that Palvin is so thick, is just the way girls look now, and I’m ok with looking at it….

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2019

16

Aug

Danielle Herrington in Rihanna’s Lingerie of the Day

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Danielle Herrington who cares. It is Friday. I am lazy. hungover. I don’t care. If I had a dollar for every girl in lingerie I’ve seen, I wouldn’t be updating this site…which I guess is my way of trying to get a dollar for every bikini / half naked pic I’ve seen and it has been a fail…but I keep doing it…because I live in Groundhog Day up in here only it isn’t a hit movie that made Bill Murray like 45 million or more….all these bitches doing the same hustle over and over….all interchangeable.

Here’s Rihanna..

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2019

16

Aug

Aly Michalka Topless of the Day

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Aly Michalka the people still care it seems…never ending career thanks to being on a Disney Show 15 years ago. Producing slutty content despite being old…cuz the fans are still hanging onto the dream and appreciate where child starring went for this one and her sister.

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2019

16

Aug

Dora Madison Burge Knows How to Work Out of the Day

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Dora Madison Burge has mastered the complicated content strategy of social media…get slutty….and the end result is relevance and clout….which leads to making your way as relevant and hireable…

All it took was some crotch shots, ass shots, titty shots..she was already doing cuz specific girls like taking nudes…and sharing nudes…and masturbate to the comments…slowly becoming more famous. Never too late to manipulate the people and develop the audience through nudes. Even when you think you’re too old. Put more confidence into us perverts to support our needs for nudes.

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2019

16

Aug

Erin Moriarty Topless of the Day

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Erin Moriarty topless in some movie called Driven

She is 25, was on One Life to Live, was on True Detective, was on Red Widow and Jessica Jones, and is part of the main cast of nerd show – The Boys…

Here she is showing tits….hot skinny body tits. Never noticed her before. Never heard of her before….but I am now a fan…

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2019

16

Aug

Dog Faced Nina Agdal Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal looks like she has Downs Syndrome and like she should be doing TikTok videos like the other people with Downs Syndrome…because if you’ve scrolled TikTok you’ll know that’s where Downs Syndrome makes dance videos….

Instead she’s getting half naked, a bikini version of Downs. Affirmative action, give retards a chance especially if they have hot bodies, even CELEBS like Leo DiCaprio bought into it, gave that helping hand because when you’re Leo…you need to fuck weird things to get off…cuz you’re bored of the typical hot model pussy….but still useless….but people like her….and this is her…

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2019

16

Aug

Phoebe Price Erotica of the Day

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Phoebe Price isn’t showing us her pussy, or flashing her pussy…but it’s another step in the right direction to the Phoebe Price sex tape….

I know what you’re thinking, she’s old, she’s not that hot, she’s shameless, and even in being shameless she’s got zero celebrity. Some old school tabloids may still like her random silly outfits…and people still read them…an amazing concept…like that Dinosaur that is TV…so Phoebe doesn’t realize she’s not relevant which I guess is 80 percent of the attitude you need to keep on keeping on…as she does.

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