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2019

28

Aug

Sommer Ray Hard Nipples of the Day

Sommer Ray has 22 million instagram followers because she shows off her fat ass in various slutty workout outfits…working out…like a workout influencer…who probably doesn’t even know how to workout properly…but who knows how to show off her ass properly while pretending to workout properly so that it seems less slutty or shameless even if it is and who cares if it is…have you left the house recently? I have…and it is fucking crazy. No wonder there’s a rape culture happening, how the fuck are dudes to control themselves on a barebones hormonal level…when girls dress like that…it’s not an asking for it situation, but it’s a don’t rely on men to control themselves….even the nicest dude can turn into a predator with one drink and one thonged ass walking around a park late at night…be careful ladies…men are pigs…and you are the content producers giving men what they want…

We are programmed to want to put sperm in women….on an ANIMALISTIC level…and girls are going to be walking around like this, or posing in front of self timer cam to create content for dudes to jerk off to and assume that the same response doesn’t happen in real life…..

So you’ll produce content like this that out of 22 million followers – a lot are jerking off to….and you’ll leave the house like this and not expect the same reaction you’re BEGGING for online….like it’s ok on the internet but not in real life? And if it does happen in real life you blame dudes for not being decent…of course they aren’t decent – they are dudes…and you’ll inspire other girls who want the followers to dress like this who want the the same reaction…who will also complain when men perv or creep on them in person?

The only hope they have is that all dudes have overly masturbated and can’t be horny in public cuz they are all dried up…

Now remember, if you want to be treated like a lady by all people, don’t be an ANUS on INSTAGRAM model…and if you are expect the creeps they are thee majority of your fans.

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2019

28

Aug

AnnaLynne McCord Spread Legs of the Day

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I don’t give a fuck about AnnaLynne McCord….at all. She’s so low on the totem pole of relevance…that she just doesn’t fucking matter on any level…she is the dirt the TOTEM POLE is stuck into….sliding in and out of her and giving her a low level of celebrity that still gets her shot in paparazzi pics….

She was on 90210 the remake no one asked for..one of the early “redos” of old shows no one asked to have redone…and I guess that’s enough to continue half naked bullshit the paparazzi still take pics of becuase they are up against social media, and social media is winning…so bikini pics of irrelevant people is a tactic to offset that…I guess?

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2019

28

Aug

Joey King Got Them Tits On of the Day

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JOEY KING is nominated for an Emmy for playing Gypsy Rose Blanchard, which is one of the weirder stories turned documentary turned JOEY KING VEHICLE to break through to more people than the perverts who liked her in whatever pervert shit she was in before she turned 18….and now at 20…a hot commodity..thanks to the pressure her stage parents put on her and her sister HUNTER KING….cuz some parents are smart enough to turn their STDs into PROFIT….

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2019

28

Aug

Kim Petras Upskirt of the Day

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Kim Petras is some german pop singer who is having an UPSKIRT MOMENT as they call them…flashing what look like the thickest pair of underwear….

In the last three days, I’ve seen girls on the street, maybe the back to school college crowd, girls in JEAN shorts that were thinner fabric, exposing more pussy, that were worn as shorts and not under a skirt…and I don’t leave the house.

So I don’t consider his an actual upskirt. Unless there’s a pussy meat sandwich happening, this upskirt is not an upskirt…we are evolved as a people where we need LABIA to make an upskirt happen, otherwise it’s just some bitch in way too much protective clothing.

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2019

28

Aug

Nadine Velazquez Bikini of the Day

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Nadine Velazquez is some near 40 years old Puerto Rican from Chicago who I would assume fucked her way into celebrity thanks to a marriage to a talent agent who got her a few gigs…only to divorce him in 2011….and land a role in FLIGHT…where she was naked and amazing…..

But that would be seen as racist, that only a hot Puerto Rican can make it by sucking dick…

To that I say, if you’re gonna suck dick, it might as well be the dick of someone who can give you the best possible, easiest fucking, life…cuz any other dick would be selling your mouth short…and it’s really not a race thing, I am sure Puerto Ricans make it in the world without sex work, I mean they are Americans after all, and they aren’t all whores who take slutty pics of themselves in their 40s cuz it is all they know..

So that fucking her way to wherever she is, is specific commentary to THIS bitch, not based on her ethnicity, cuz I see one COLOR…WHORE COLOR…not skin color…either you’re a whore who sexualizes herself or commoditizes herself for personal gain….OR you aren’t…

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2019

27

Aug

Salma Hayek Drowns Again of the Day

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Salma Hayek back again with more Drowning Porno I guess that’s a big deal to someone out there who loves Salma Hayek and her monster titties….and that someone is probably you….not that I mind this drowning bathing suit erotica she’s been posting for the last week…I mean her tits are substantial enough to get her a billionaire husband and a lucrative career as an actor….they are great tits…and they got her a far better turn out than a Mayan working a taco stand in Cancun for white people on Spring Break….they allowed her to steal your jobs in America….while becoming the Salma Hayek we all know…but she’s old..and no matter what that will always overpower a great tit and almost cancel it out.

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2019

27

Aug

All the Tits at the MTV VMA’s of the Day

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I am very out of touch, which is funny, since I post pop culture, social media based bullshit celebrities, most that I’ve never heard of….

I prefer the idea of being off in a remote cabin in the woods, with no screens, or phones to stare at the sky for the rest of time, than to know the latest meme an influencer is promoting, that is both relatable, humorous and current….

The internet was a fascinating concept to me in the 90s, thanks to all the nudes and sluts on the internet and I had a consisten fun time trolling….

I do not keep on top of MTV award shows, when MTV has been dead for the last 5-6 years thanks to slow moving adapting to the internet, when they could have easily been Facebook, Instagram, Youtube, any of the big players they probably have stock in, I mean Viacom’s gotta be invested in a lot more shit than MTV, but they definitely took a really fucking long time to become relevant on the internet which is the easiest place to become relevant when you have that Viacom money…

I also hate Award shows awarding idiots awards all for marketing hype….too much classism, like they aren’t more important than us because they are dancing monkeys on screen or because the people tell us they are more important than us…

None of this really matters in the grand scheme of the world, just noise to sell ads against, to sell products, to make money….they are evil corporations..

So I avoid all this shit, it is not fun, there is no insight, it’s nonsense…but I don’t mind posting the tits at the event cuz I like tits, whether it is famous or not, they are all equally more important than non-tits.

Adriana Lima with the wet look..

Alison Brie loves her tits..you can also see her nipples here

Bebe Rexha on the hunt for the free buffet..

Bella Hadid running away from the rat traps..

Bella and GIGI Hadid looking like some pale turds a la lactose intolerance..

Blac Chyna..the hired entertainment if you know what i mean..

Coco..iconic..

A moment of silence for Coco’s panties all the way up in her uterus..

Hailee Steinfeld with the slutty thigh flash..

Halsey with the rainbow hair so that everyone is reminded that she’ll fuck anything..

Heidi Klum..just here to show off the power of Eugenics..

Keke Palmer just here to up the DIVERSITY

Lizzo..again, for the diversity?

Miley Cyrus.. with the wet look.. looking like she crawled out of a urinal..

Normani, who is some girl from Fifth Harmony which I thought was the group Camila Cabello came from but who knows..

Tammy Hembrow, the degenerate australian slut who passed out at Kylie Jenners birthday party last year, so now she has a career..

Last and absolutely least, Taylor Swift..

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Posted in:MTV|SFW

2019

27

Aug

Sarah Hyland Kidney Scars of the Day

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Sarah Hyland bringing some new fetishes to the table in this one….some Coachella from 5 years ago body jewelry to accent her face that used to look like a 10 year old, all bloated and weird, but in her older age looks like an 80 year old with too much BOTOX, but more interestingly, the Kidney Transplant scars, cuz she’s had two Kidney transplants, like a fucking beast with faulty organs…which apparently is a thing in Hollywood, for whatever reason, because Selena Gomez had one too…maybe some child star damage from being sold to the industry / DISNEY at a young age where executives violated them via thier URETHAS…the gateway to the KIDNEY….who knows…

But I do know that Sarah Hyland’s got some bikini top on, cuz she likes that whole half nakedness….and at least she’s not fat, probably part of that genetic disorder that makes it hard for her to gain weight, a blessing to those of us staring at this weirdo creature.

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2019

27

Aug

Charlotte Lawrence Slutty of the Day

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The funniest thing about Charlotte Lawrence to me, is that I used to watch her mom on Caroline in the City…about some bullshit cartoonist in the city, the prequel to Sex and the City…I guess…..why the fuck would I ever watch that shit….well the answer is pre-cable we had limited choices….and we still watched the limited choices cuz it was better than doing more productive things with our time…

THAT said, as it turns out, a little GOOGLE corrected me….and reminded me that Charlotte Lawrence isn’t the daughter of the girl in THAT show, she is the daughter of the girl in the Drew Carey show….who I guess is substantially more famous….and thus her kid is substantially more bratty, entitled, spoiled, whilst doing social media bullshit…with her nipples out…paving a career for herself instead of just taking her spoiled brat trust fund and chilling…cuz girl has an ego that needs to be massaged…and ego for being the daughter of Kate from Drew Carey…which in and of itself is a weird ego to have but I don’t have a famous relative to mooch off of, or to name drop when I try cutting the line at hard to get into night clubs, so I can’t relate – but I can star at her nipples…that aren’t as exciting as RITA ORA NIPPLE.…but are probably less used and abused….

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2019

27

Aug

Candice Swanepoel Bikini of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is so fucking boring….even when half naked. I don’t think it’s me hating on her for being perpetually pregnant and thus becoming a shell of who she once was, no one likes mom pussy as much as fresh pussy, it’s a fact.

I think it has more to do with her doing the same half naked bikini shit for over a fucking decade….that has inspired thousands if not millions of girls on social media to do the same bikini shit pictures…with the same poses…that when I see a bitch with her pursed lips looking over her shoulder half naked…i have no choice but to hate her.

TRUST ME… I get the simplistic marketing of half naked girls to get audience in. I have run this site on that model for the last 15 years…not that we are an EBAY or anything…or that we are a we even…it’s a shitty blog…I get it…but at one point in time 200,000 people a day were coming through to look at tits…they didn’t stick around so they clearly canceled me, or didn’t ready my beautiful prose…PROVING my fucking point…girls in bikinis doing anything is worth looking at..

I would just prefer if the bikinis were pulling some kind of stunt, or bring someting original to the mix.

Oh look, another bitch in a bikini posing like a fucking drag queen in the 90s….playing their best fashion model…oh and it’s Candice Swanepoel…who we saw at 19 looking god in a bikini, no need for her to now be in a bikini…the South African, racist by definition…is fucking old, tired, a mom, and sucks.

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