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2018

26

Nov

Sarah Fucking Snyder’s Jaden Smith Fuckin’ Ass of the Day

I don’t know who Sarah Fucking Snyder is but I do know the Hypebeast Generation of losers who pay 300 dollars for a t-shirt, think she’s awesome.

She’s an “internet” cool kid, with a social media account that she gets slutty on, all while looking 12…and has dated high profile rich kids who are also part of the Hypebeast Generation, Jaden Smith, and her pussy smell could be the reason her turned gay, or whatever he became while trolling everyone thanks to being WIll Smith’s son and rich.

I do appreciate any girl posing half naked, being cool…even if I don’t appreciate Hypebeast generation of losers thinking they are cool buying limited edition shoes for a lot of money. I do know people who have made a lot of money thanks to Hypebeast helping them sell product to fucking loser rich kids trying to be cool, and I do know Hypebeast has been around for as long as I’ve been around, and have made a shit ton of money in the process, thanks to being seen as “cool”….while I’ve just been a bottom feeder posting tits, they have brought you important news like when clothing brands do drops…

This wasn’t meant to be an ad for Hypebeast and their money making, or scamming idiots….this is about Sarah Fucking Snyder’s ass in a bikini…look at it.

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2018

26

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Pussy in a Bikini Being Fancy of the Day

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It is not my place to call out a girl for being a slut, or a whore, or an exhibitionist, or an attention seeker. They do a good enough job of that on their own.

I just do it for the LOLz…because for some reason, a reason I assume is caused by genetics or the core coding of humans, girls seem to love being hot, even when they are not. They like to be half naked, looked at by dudes, jerked off to maybe…and I am sure it’s some animalistic shit we do, that we don’t even know why we do it, to keep the species alive…

This tennis player, very rich, with many brand partners. A Montreal hero…putting her pussy out there on social media with a raging cameltoe…instead of just playing tennis, because she is more than just tennis, she’s also a person, a human…who likes the world or her audience to know what her pussy looks like while on a trip with tennis fetishist Richard Branson on his island / home / resort Necker Island…

Every girl posts bikini pics when given the chance…because they like it.

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2018

23

Nov

Davinci’s Black Friday and Cyber Monday Deals Brings Girls Vaping of the Day

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We’ve partnered up with DAVINCI VAPORIZERS …..they are premium dry herb vaporizers…who in this world of vaping, are one of the best companies out there according to me, which may or may not have any validity or truth, but they look cool….and so do the people using them…..

Vapes, that shit is just like candy, so any hooker I recruit for sex, I encourage to be a chronic vape smoker….so discreet….even though weed is legal in Canada…and who the fuck wants their hookers to be rolling joints before rolling my balls in their mouth….

That’s my relationship with vapes, this shit is discreet, no one will smell you coming through….but you may have your own, maybe you use your vapes to get high, maybe you like standing on the street corner like that asshole telemarketer who wouldn’t get out of my damn way, for an afternoon vape…using what looked like a fucking brick as a vape…while he should be fucking with the people at DAVINCI VAPORIZERS BLACK FRIDAY DEALS …their vapes have style…

I don’t have the answer..but I have vape deals for you MEDICINAL MARIJUANA users….

They have a small one called the MIQRO, and another one and a bunch of deals so get you INSANE VAPORIZER DEALS AT DAVINCI
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IT IS BLACK FRIDAY FUCKERS….why wait in line, wrestle or get shot at the retail level…order from your fucking HOME….

So whether you vape or not, you can get someone you like a vaporizer….it’s Christmas and they are less harmful that actual cigarettes…while being a fun way to get high…the people have decided….

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There are cyber Monday deals….that are opening up soon. I know you’re excited about it…I believe you are excited about it….be excited about it….
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2018

23

Nov

Alexis Ren Topless of the Day

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‘Dancing with the Stars’ finalist Alexis Ren sexiest Instagrams….is a headline AOL just posted on her…because doing mainstream TV, gives you mainstream media attention, and leads to bigger and better deals…so the key is to use your instagram fame from being half naked and slutty, and making the mainstream think hiring you will get them younger viewers interested in her, when those younger viewers don’t have tv, and can just check her instagram without committing to a dumb show…

I remember talking to some MTV executive I managed to connect with once who was all about their instagram influencer TV show they were working on…this was a few years back and MTV was scrambling…again I don’t know what I knew an MTV executive…but it was on facebook…these things happen I guess….anyway I told that idiot that no one is going to watch MTV, get CABLE, and watch MTV for a person who selfies at them all fucking day…the idea of taking an influencer to TV doesn’t work, but taking a TV star to influencer does work….and that is why we see all these celebs who were too good or too cool for their fans posting bikini pics…or Alexis Ren…posting this smut…tits…out…the way they are supposed to be.

I appreciate that.

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2018

23

Nov

Rihanna Booty in Bed of the Day

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Note to the women out there who have ravaged stomachs from being lazy as fuck…..even though fat is celebrated and you’re fatter now that you’ve given into all your food cravings….you still don’t want pics of your gut hanging out…you gotta do what Rihanna is doing and lay on that fucking stomach bro….

Cuz an ass in the air, when photoshopped covering a belly hanging over some panties that are a few sizes too small, cuz no one wants to admit their weight gain….is the best angle to take on….so let Rihanna the biggest pop star inspire you to manage your fat the way the rich do.

That’s about all I need to say about that.

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2018

23

Nov

Sara Sampaio Outdoor Shower of the Day

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I was looking at a picture of Sara Sampaio in some billboard I happened to be standing next to a billboard of her…maybe it was at Victoria’s Secret…I don’t know…but I do know that they didn’t smooth out her face and I could see her full beard….Sara Sampaio…the original bearded lady…and if you know Portugese people…that isn’t all that surprising….

But who cares about her beard….while she’s out on the beach showering for the fans….like she was her dad fishing in the Azores for his family to grill…as the portugese do…only the fish being cleaned is her….for her rich billionaire boyfriend to feast on….because rich billionaires like Victoria’s Secret models.

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2018

23

Nov

Madison Beer Another Day Another Wet Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer the Youtube with a mom who whored her out has managed to figure out how to make the paparazzi work for her in some staged paparazzi pics..

We call this going from youtube to the mainstream, the way her mom planned it for her, back when they were doing provocative underage content for youtube perverts, making them the youtube money to follow their fucking dreams and pursue her singing career with her tits out.

She’s been working the paparazzi angle to legitimize herself, but not nearly enough bikini paparazzi pics, more her shopping or going to paparazzi hot spots…to get noticed….so going to Miami like a low level attention seeker would is a nice change of pace for us…I mean young popstar in training from YOUTUBE…making it…the way they all do..being half naked….

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2018

23

Nov

Lais Ribeiro Bikini of the Day

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Lais Ribeiro and her big mom tits, that aren’t offensive mom tits, thanks to her having her kid when she was 16 back in Brazil, since Brazilians are Catholic, and Catholics don’t believe in Birth Control, and maybe because Lais Ribeiro found the richest guy in their tribe to come up in her, or maybe it was a tactic to follow Farrah Abraham’s lead and become a teen mom on MTV…the American Dream…but instead had to settle with Victoria’s Secret model, since the pervert who books all these girls has a place in his heart for fucking Brazilian girls, so he gives them underwear modeling jobs…..because clearly his roster of babes, aren’t all the best babes out there, but are still babes that make other brands look like shit, when really Victoria’s Secret is shit…made in China sweatshops with terrible yeast infection causing fabrics…that people still buy because mall brands and their promo models are hot to them…

Well, Lais Ribeiro is back in Brazil..tits out…just not as out as they were in her casting or really any of her nude shoots….cuz we’ve seen these mom tits out naked before…

But still worth staring at….

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Posted in:Lais Ribeiro|SFW

2018

22

Nov

Alana and Marielle are the Best Hadid Sisters of the Day

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I had no idea that the cunty, rich, entitled, HADIDs had older sisters. I just don’t bother paying any attention to them or what they do in their trolling of pop culture thanks to being rich. They pulled off low level, second tier Kardashian shit, that is actually more “high end” than the Kardashians, that luxury market is lucrative…and brands are paying these idiots to do whatever it is that they do….which is really nothing…another group of famous for nothings…but when I am told they are hot, I always laugh…because to me they look just like these two sisters….Alana and Marielle…the other HADIDs, if they were to get face injections, and spa plastic surgery with all their money…

It is hilarious to see what Bella and Gigi actually look like….even though these women are from a different mom and the others are from some “model” Swede…the dad’s genetics are powerful and dominant….and if that’s not something for some THANKSGIVING excitement…I don’t know what is….but then again I am a half retard and don’t know much about anything.

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2018

22

Nov

Madison Beer in a Bikini of the Day

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Madison Beer is the created by her momma, and not in some tribute song to her momma, but rather literally created by her mom as a youtube sensation who when she got tits knew they had something to work with, and that they could take her cover songs and actually do originals, and with the power of youtube and the youtube money they made off perverts…because perverts are all on the youtube being predators…there are just so many fucking people out there, and they all have access to these fucking people and there is no filter or control over who watches this shit…while all these people are eager to get followers and don’t care where thy come from….we call that GREAT PARENTING….raise them proper…

So now this youtuber has a career of her own, a legitimate career, is a celebrity signed to Bieber’s record label, like she was the Jesus freak Hailey Baldwin, only with an actual skill and not as manly looking….So all that whoring of her daughter by a mother rose a celebrity popstar people from youtube appreciate, and I think it has a lot to do with her tits…that are in a bikini as tits tend to be when they do that bikini marketing….

Stage parenting works…check out the tits.

Madison Beer Wet Tits Underboob Pink Bikini

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