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2018

22

Nov

Elsa Hosk Wet Bikini of the Day

Elsa Hosk is everyone’s favorite 30 year old Victoria’s Secret model who only got the job at 28…which is retirement age for most models…but thanks to her Swedish looks, her professional basketball playing body, her discipline and her willingness to get naked because at 28 years old what the fuck hav you got to lose, it’s only downhill from there…and in doing that she’s managed to get rich and famous…all being a promo model for a lingerie brand that isn’t even a lingerie brand…it’s just some bootleg underwear company that sells at malls to the most basic american woman trying to be hot because it is all she knows…you know simple minded on Thanksgiving….drunk on diabetes….in her white trash American home that relies on immigrants like this to sell them product they don’t need…that they really don’t need…because they shouldn’t be seen in underwear…just snowsuits…fatties.

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2018

22

Nov

Rihanna Tits for Fashion of the Day

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Guess what?

It’s THANKSGIVING…and here’s a pilgrim from Barbados who has managed to influence your country’s pop culture, reminding you that there is no official AMERICA, but rather a series of immigrants who make up your great nation, and who produce content for your great nation to absorb and digest and buy into….all while making the immigrant far more rich than any actual American living in their trailer park home…and if that isn’t hilarious to you, it’s hilarious to me…

Here are her tits in some magazine spread…because this is how that media wins you over and tricks you into paying attention to their shit.

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2018

22

Nov

Avril Lavigne Legs of the Day

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Avril Lavigne the Canadian who moved in on the USA thanks to her song and dance routine, and never left.

Stealing all your jobs like she was a Pilgrim stealing the land from the Natives on this Thanksgiving Feast they also stole from the natives, in what they portray as a friendly dinner amongst like minded people who wanted the growth and development of the country, when really it was just a take what they wanted cuz they were fat white people….

Well, it looks like she’s out there trying to get a new album together, a second coming of christ, if you were to think she was your lord and savior and you worshiped her like the pervert you are, because I am sure Canada, the place I live think of her as some kind of hero, but she’d really only be a hero if she killed off her husband Nickelback when she had a chance.

I realize you just really liked that she played the 15 year old girl until she was 30…roleplaying…that mall rat life…and her old lady legs today aren’t exciting – but I am doing it for Canada.

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2018

22

Nov

Julianne Hough Naughty Mormon on Rumspringa Thanksgiving of the Day

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I didn’t think Mormons celebrated modern holidays, or is that Jehovahs, I can’t tell the door to door friends I like to traumatize by answering my door nude, or in condom, apart…..I just know they are the fucking worst when they come knocking and projecting their bullshit religion on us in some pilgrimage that offends me….you know kind of like how the Europeans came into North America with their bullshit ideas that they decided to shove down the throats of the Indians before stealing their land….

Not that Julianne Hough is still a Mormon, I assume she’s turned her back on that church after having a sexual relationship with her brother, as Mormons do, you know keep it in the church, and family…when your family has decided you are both dance partners at the age of 9 and decide to fully commit to that…and you are sent to the UK to live in this foreign land with your brother to further your dance training…something that should have ended in her being a stripper…but instead got her to Hollywood…where she chose the fuck Cokehead Ryan Seacrest cuz he looked like her gay brother….life…

Unless this is just Rumspringa….you know those Mormons dress like Pilgrims….so it makes sense that she’d be out there being naughty on Thanksgiving for her people.

Crazy mormons…

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2018

21

Nov

Barbara Palvin Wet Photoshoot of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is back at it. I just had an argument with a Barbara Palvin fan who believes she is in her late 30s…but I distinctly remember when she was just 18 and abducted from Hungary by the evil underwear brand..and used as a patsy to cover-up Miranda Kerr, who is now Snapchat’s Founder’s wife and baby momma…but was once an old underwear model hag trying to stay young with Beiber’s Sperm…which just got her fired….but put PALVIN on the map…and it wasn’t all that long ago, but it was long enough ago for her to fall off, get fat, and make a comeback by 25..this is her comeback….for a bikini company doing some hipster slutty bathing suit content….the bane of my existence because there is just so much of this content it never fucking ends…

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2018

21

Nov

Bebe Rexha Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I’ve seen paparazzi pics of this Bebe Rexha girl and my only joke I have about her – that isn’t even funny – because I am not funny and have no real edge left on this blade that are my crippled arthritic fingers that have written more that 50,000 posts no one gives a fuck about, more words than some of the most celebrated writers have written because apparently volume isn’t the key to success…substance is and we’ve got none of that here….unless you consider Bebe Rexha…some interchangeable act who decided to LADY gaga and turn a music writing career behind the scenes into some egocentric and narcissistic brand…it’s like why give the gold to other people, when you can just keep it for yourself and win…especially when the record label is behind you..

Well my only joke on Bebe Rexha is that she’s not Ana Rexha cuz she’s thick as fuck, but I guess in this lighting and pose, this doggy style dog…she looks appealing…I mean maybe it’s the black light stripper moves applied to the pop music since everyone’s a fucking porn star in their own right…

Ass in her fucking air….

She’s got the right idea for a poptart at 30 just getting it going…

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2018

21

Nov

Charlize Theron See Through for Glamour Espana of the Day

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Charlize Theron is in a see through top – that has her nipples photoshopped out – unless her nipples were cut off back when she killed her abusive father and her mom took the blame as she drove her to the Airport to make it in America….

But that would mean that her nipples we saw in Playboy and all her early movie roles were prosthetic nipples and that doesn’t make sense, no producer casting couching a girl would fuck with a girl with no nipples, unless they were weird fucking perverts which I guess they all are….so I’ll just have to assume that the people at Glamour Espana using these old pics of the South African model who sucked the right dick to become an actor…are photoshopping out nipples…making them a real fucking enemy of the state.

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2018

21

Nov

Josephine Skriver Lingerie of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is one of the most hyped up Victoria’s Secret model, and maybe it’s because of Taylor Swift, but I like to think it’s because everyone is so tech savvy these days, they find it interesting that Victoria’s Secret funded some test tube genetically modified clone created in a lab and raised by her gay parents as a normal person – despite being a science experiment that hasn’t self destructed yet…..

I figure if genetic modification looks this good, sign me the fuck up….

Unfortunately, I fucking hate Victoria’s Secret catalog pics, and all catalog pics for that matter, so any one of these photoshop nippled bitches is far less interesting, even when I know she lost her virginity to her current boyfriend, the catalog pics make her so fucking boring.

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2018

21

Nov

Nina Agdal Bloated Bra and Panties of the Day

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Nina Agdal is bloated as fuck, possibly pregnant as fuck, because she’s got a rich boyfriend, who Christie Brinkley produced in her Uterus with a rich guy who is his dad, and Nina has targeted as a future PUT A BABY in me because he understand the life cycle of a bikini model…he was raised by one…and despite Nina Agdal being the affirmative action version of a Bikini model, due to whatever retardation happened with her forehead….she still considers herself a bikini model…who I guess with the relationship has decided to quit the gym and fatten up because relationships have that effect on people..they get lazy once they trap them.

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2018

21

Nov

Rita Ora Got Them Titties On of the Day

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Rita Ora has her tits out, because along with being eager fucking personality in the entertainment industry, so eager she’s annoying about it, so eager she’s gone to multiple photo opportunities in different outfits in a given day, instead of just sitting on her advance from the record label that thought they could have a win with her, the next Rihanna….

She’s got eager tits…and lucky for her they are great tits, which is probably what affords her the luxury of being a celebrity cuz dudes who gave her a career with her tits..thanks to toxic masculinity….and the most important thing about her isn’t her hustle. It’s the fact she’s fucked Rob Kardashian.

Here she is for Glamour Espana

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