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2018

20

Nov

Kelly Rohrbach Ass Eating Her Bikini of the Day

Kelly Rohrbach aka the new CJ from Baywatch but the new PAM ANDERSON she is not. Her tits are too real and sloppy….but her Baywatch stint could be why she’s out there surfing, you know Kelly Slater was on Baywatch and he is a world champion surfer, why wouldn’t all the Baywatch cast and crew get up on that surf trend, live that surf life, surfs up dude…..not to mention…all kinds of old people are doing it and bitch is looking old…so this trendy and cool surf thing is a great accessory for an instagram pic…a good excuse to be on the beach….until the shark eats you and you end up like that Jesus loving Beth Hamilton chick…

Point being, Kelly Rohrbach is some rich kid from Connecticut, who got into SI with her big tits, cuz that’s how rich people live, they just get whatever the fuck they want with the help of paying people off…her dad, Clay Rohrbach, is a Financier…who is on that board at Hanover Foods Corp….which basically is just so you understand why she’s in Hollywood…

She also had a stint as Leo Dicaprio’s public girlfriend, which I guess gave her more than just herpes, which in all honesty she probably already had, you know with that whole trying to be famous shit, dicks enter pussies raw….but then again Leo is a known homosexual and likely only put it in her butt…if that…it was more a marketing ploy for all involved…

Well she’s at the beach, living her rich kid who doesn’t need to work life, bikini bottoms jacked up her ass, while jacking the surf life from actual surfers, and you’ll likely like this…so like it.

Round here we only have eyes for one surfer with a bikini eating ass.. Anastasia Ashley.. the contest winning Surf Slut…

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2018

20

Nov

Sarah Hyland Fitness Erotica of the Day

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We’ve come to the conclusion that fitness is pornographic and more importantly a healthy took to show off bodies in really revealing outfits in various unnatural poses that showcase a body’s strength and flexibility….it is the reason I used to go to the gym…at 300 lbs it wasn’t to work out…it was the reason I volunteered at the gym when the membership rates were unaffordable as gyms got more and more trendy…before being fired from being a volunteer without police involvement if I left quietly for living out my girls in the lockerroom fetish I’ve had since the 70s watching Debbie Does Dallas…which at the time was my interest level…it’s what I obsessed over but I didn’t realize watching the tits in a sports bra doing deep squats in leggings was the foreplay.

That said, it’s ben a great tool for these women to be slutty without being slutty because it’s just a casual workout dude…she didn’t post this cuz she wanted you to see her asshole sweat…she did it to share how good her form is, how great her strength is and to give her weird fans something to jerk off to, they just don’t like advertising.

Sarah Hyland Workout Fitness Erotica Sport Bra Tight Leggings

Here she is leaving the gym in her tight outfit…

Here she is with her titties out at the Farmer’s Market….

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2018

19

Nov

Gwen Stefani Panty Flash of the Day

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Gwen Stefani is looking more female than she’s ever looked, I guess that’s what is happening in her MAN-O-Pause, the testosterone is dwindling and her female features are finally trying to sexualize herself in a way that makes the audience, who is won over by the marketing, not realize they are jerking off to a dude with really defined ABS….

I guess these are the things you can do with face injections, and the whole showing the world your panties, to prove you don’t have a dick, or that you’re a good tucker and taper…the cowboy way…thanks to Blake Shelton’s Rodeo kills…of “I’m not queer, that’s queer, let’s just rip these off an put them over here, like saddling up a wild stag back home on Okie”….

I never found her hot, or interesting, and her pop ska shit music was shit…but panty flashes…they have a way of winning my heart more than songs about spiderwebs and not speaking…

She’s a lot of hype, and here are the panties…being flashed…by an old lady which would be disturbing if she wasn’t vain, skinny and wearing all her tranny make-up….cuz she’s fucking old.

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2018

19

Nov

Halsey is an InstaThot of the Day

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Halsey, a drug sniffing on a Jet Ski in Miami party girl from who the fuck cares, who gets away with sniffing drugs on a Jet ski, and brands still endorse her instead of blacklisting her, since drugs was part of her rise to the top of the charts, you know playing some bullshit party girl storyline, a mixed raced girl who liked the VIP of the club, where she met DJs who let her lay down vocal tracks, while they laid down pipe, a small trade off to get her where she needed to go….because DJs for some reason never get called out for fucking all the party girls, but DJs, some I know personally over the years, since they are all in their 40s now, despite their fans being 17, creepy….never go down for being creeps….

Well, she spent a few years getting noticed, then spent this past year trying to sexualize herself to push her position as a relevant performer as far as she fucking could….and now she’s got her song as number 4 on the Billboard 100…because all it takes is some clever manipulation from every angel…you just gotta focus on the end game and get there by being half naked.

She looks better than she used to, so I guess with fame, and success comes face injections to make her easier to jerk off to now that we’re forced to be exposed to her for years to come…because the world doesn’t know how to UNFOLLOW…and fading to OBSCURITY is difficult.

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2018

19

Nov

That Dude Lea Michele Injecting her Hormones into her ASS of the Day

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I guess now that trans rights are a thing, Lea Michele, a child star who I assume was born a man but was seen to have a better career if they cut off her balls and let her live a life as a woman, with her singing voice people seem to be into, it just made logical sense, and the hard face, so long as the hormone therapy was maintained could just be passed off as genetics….and with the whole advent of face injections, girl can rebuild herself to look like whatever kind of muppet she chooses to be…..

So that whole movement has given her the confidence to post pics of her getting her female hormones injected in her, it’s a process, and this instagram thing is just a place to open up and share yourself with your people…the more authentic you appear…the better off your account translates to the people….

Unless she’s just doing this to mock DEMI LOVATO – you know like “hey bitch, I can still shoot up, you fucking loser, learn your dose fuck”….

Either way, solid excuse to pull your pants off for the internet.

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2018

19

Nov

Big Girl Demi Lovato Replacing Heroin with Food of the Day

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This just in, OPIATE ADDICT and OPIATE overdose survivor DEMI LOVATO…who blames everything on being Bi-Polar since that’s an easier excuse than admitting she’s addicted to OPIATES like all these other broken down rich as fuck child stars who aren’t even that interesting, yet have so many issues that they have to turn to OPIATES to stop the pain that is their blessed and luxurious lives….it’s pretty fucking pathetic that these bunch of babies don’t know how to handle their fucking lives when everything is done fo them….brats..

I have no sympathy for some fat trash who the people for some reason care about – on her suicide mission…

But I do find it funny that she’s replaced her opiate addiction with food addiction and girl’s back to fat cuz if you gotta fill the void with something and it can’t be that orgasmic opiate feeling these opiate addicts are into…cake is a good alternative…at least that’s what her fat to begin with thighs are telling me…and we’re here listening…

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2018

19

Nov

Lucy Hale Workout Erotica of the Day

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Lucy Hale like BRIE LARSON wants you to see her form as she works out in compromising poses wearing tight outfits…because she is looking for a second career as a fitness trainer, you know joining the YMCA to spread her knowledge after working with some of the best trainers Hollywood has to offer, you know she was on a hit show, and is currently on a hit show, because some girls get all the luck, and hollywood loves to recycle and pass around pussy more than a pimp with a good earner…why bother cultivating and teaching the new people…when you got some old bitch still trying who shows up on time….

So working at the YMCA will be a nice way to give back to the people, unless she’s just giving you all a free erotic show, like this is a webcam site called INSTAGRAM….where porn happens in all forms and girls get more likes the sluttier they are – whether they pretend to be empowered or not – I get what you’re doing here bro.

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2018

19

Nov

Brie Larson Fitness Erotica of the Day

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Even Academy Award winning scam actors who played an “Important’ role as an abducted bitch living in a garden shed….fodder for the Academy, something she knew would get her that little fucking trophy that the industry takes pretty seriously, that agents eat up and use to get higher payouts, and now, the average at best girl is in ACTION Movies….doing comic book movies…despite not being hot…

Can do the instagram THOT, look at her ass in leggigns, she’s been working out cuz she’s rich and famous and has trainers to keep her looking as hot as possible, despite not being hot…

So that her fans, a bunch of perverts can see her ass in leggings flex in ways they’d never see flexed, so that they can jerk off to her ass and she can feel hot about her ass, like some gym fetish porn, without compromising her personal brand by coming across as a slut from instagram….

All these women who crave attention and audience are the fucking same level of pervert who wants perverts jacking off to them.

IT IS IN SLOW MOTION and I highly doubt it’s to show off her fitness technique for her second career as a personal trainer cuz it’s a passion of hers…

Brie Larson Fitness Erotica Tight LEggings

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2018

19

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Titties on of the Day

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In the wake of the death of Kim Porter, Diddy’s longtime baby momma / girlfriend / etc…who was taken out by The Flu….

Here’s some Eddie Murphy baby momma as a stand in and tribute for being a rich Baby Momma to rich and powerful blackmen…who are in their 40s but still posting Titty content…even though I think Nicole Murphy is in her 50s….but age doesn’t matter when you got tits like this, in a dress like this, girl looks good….which is easy when you’re a model to start and very fucking rich thanks to divorce….giving you the time to focus on stayin’ hot and finding dresses that celebrate her tits…because no matter how old you get…you still go tits.

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2018

19

Nov

Noah Cyrus In a Bra of the Day

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Noah Cyrus is so fucking ugly…

I understand why she needs to post slutty content on her social media, you know her in a bra, or her in a see through shirt cuz it’s trendy..and that is to get people to notice her.

Unlike Miley Cyrus trying to break free from the Disney Stigma of “good girl on the surface, bad girl in the studio executive’s office while Walt’s frozen body watches on, like the pervert he was”….you know already super fucking famous, moving into the shocking and racy content needed for her to re-brand and stand out, influencing a generation of people getting naked for the sake of getting naked…

While her sister, who is hardly Miley, but has been told she’s good enough from everyone around her because they felt bad that she was never going to be Miley and they needed to give her extra attention so that she wasn’t affected by it….is out there trying to matter, and just being Miley’s sister makes her matter enough to get paid….while the getting naked is the attempt to actually get people noticing…

She’s just a rich kid on instagram trying to differentiate herself from all the other rich kids…and it’s clearly challenging…cuz every girl out ther eis doing it, but I guess not every girl out there has CYRUS as a last name.

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