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2018

15

Nov

Olivia Culpo See Through Dress of the Day

Olivia Culpo’s at the CMAs…because she knows that she’s got NO business being at the CMAs, but that people are probably watching the CMAs, and with them watching the CMAs they’ll see her name, notice her, and maybe follow her on social media or elevate her as a brand name in influencing fashion, and it helps that she’s wearing a see through dress, looking slutty as fuck, really just trying to make some noise while dialing right into America..

Years ago, I know a girl who wanted to be a popstar, and I told her a very important fact that I guess Taylor Swift followed the lead on, because Taylor and I have a pyschic connection in case you didn’t know…and that is that Country music fans are fucking simple, loyal, and as long as you’re white, lifetime fans.

That’s not to say country is racist, or hick, or that these people are the only people still buying CDs, it’s just to say like their love for America, they love the people who sing them their songs, whether on the ranch, farm, or trailer park trailer home….

They still buy LeAnn Rimes music. They still support her after all she’s done…they are good people, simple people, American people…God loving and fearing people…and they represent 50 percent of the population. Get in with them, like you were TRUMP and you’ve got a career..

So CMAs are probably the most watched Award shows, not cuz Country fans don’t have internet, I see them all on Facebook leaving comments on shit, but they are so into their music, culture and scene…that they watch…and CULPO gets seen.

It’s not brilliant necessarily, but for a talentless Football player fucking instagram whore…it’s clever…

The see Through Dress helps make the most of it…but just being there makes me understand she’s serious about being seen.

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2018

15

Nov

Bebe Rexha Got Them Titties on of the Day

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So here are some BEBE REXHA Albanian tits…because that’s what we all need to see…a chubby girl with som face injections in a push up bra…finally rocking the confidence in this fat world…to take on body positivity and empowerment in what looks like some middle ages corset….allowing us to see something many fat girls before her have relied on to exist….big cleavage….

She was a behind the scenes song writer, now a big pop act at 30…making the system work for her….because she knows the ins and outs and it’s time for her big thighs to shine…

Earlier today I saw a video of BEBE REXHA LINGERIE TIPS that INVOLVE HER FAT BODY POSITIVE ASS

She said, don’t get your girl no XXL panties, even if she’s a XXL cuz even when they fat they don’t like the reality of their fat…

Now I’ve been making fun of fat girls for as long as I can remember, when I should have probably been finding a way to connect with them and sell them product, they seem to buy into anything to improve themselves and figure out that they don’t need to listen to society and that they can be a “10” just how they are, they don’t need to be a “pretty for a big girl”….or a “you’ll never find a husband if you’re fat”….or feel like they can’t wear certain clothes cuz they are fat and it doesn’t come in their size…if though they shouldn’t….they can be more than a pretty face….and be a proud complete package..because it starts in her mind, in her head and with joining the fat movement of fat being ok…even if it’s not and leads to premature death.

I still prefer my popstars skinny, I just wish I found some aspirational thing to get money out of desperate fat girls prior to them accepting their fat and owning it…and actually succeeding in life on social media being that proud fat girl…in a “look how much i’ve eating all these years…this is what calorie surplus looks like on an ass”….or in BEBE’s case…tits.

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2018

14

Nov

Rosie Huntington Whiteley Topless on the Beach of the Day

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Rosie Huntington Whiteley is hot. She’s one of my favorite models and I don’t know why. I would assume it’s because we’ve seen her tits numerous times over the length of her model career – all while she maintained a level of snobby, or class…that came across as being too good for us…all while she was the one showing tits to get ahead…BRILLIANT…

I mean it’s like the gutter stripper who thinks she’s a fucking featured dancer, stealing the show, turning you down for a lap dance you feel like an asshole asking for….rejecting you…a fucking stripper rejection you…before you realize “Oh right, she’s a fucking stripper, a legit whore, who cares if she rejected me, that’s some low level tactics how she makes money, I deserve to spend my lap dance money on someone who knows her place in the world….

Only Rosie is a high paid, celebrity baby making, model…and is actually too good for us…even if her tactics are simplistic and titty exposed.

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2018

14

Nov

Ashley Graham Channels the BTK Killer with her Taped Up Tits of the Day

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I have never listened to Ashley Graham speak, but I accidentally had the video on unmute when I played it, after wondering what they fuck she was doing using a whole roll of duct tape to hold up her fat tit, that instead just shaped her fat tit weird, and made it look like an obese 60 year old woman at the old folks home about to get her diaper changed ass….

I don’t think tits are supposed to have cellulite, but when you’re as fat as Ashley Graham it happens…and the reason she’s fat like this is because society is encouraging her to be fat like this…to be a voice of a poeple she’s just exploiting…and when the hype ends and we go back to responsible decisions after society dies of being obese…like not celebrating fat people, or sexualizing fat people…she’ll likely get skinny….

But that voice, it sounds like a fat girl, all thick chinned, her jowels and waddle just fucking gross….

I figure if she’s gonna tape anything up, it should be her mouth for a good 6 months, live off the land a bit and shape up you monster…..

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2018

14

Nov

Eugenie Bouchard Dripping Wet Bikini of the Day

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I don’t really find Eugenie Bouchard is hot, I’ve seen her in person because she is from the same city as me, her sister is a party girl INSTATHOT, which I find pretty entertaining…ride your twin harder than the perverts want you to in order to get brand deals and free trips without the hardwork of actually being a skilled athlete, or skilled anything more than just a selfie taker who likes to have a good time on her instagram….

She is young, she is fit and she is rich. She is accomplished. She has a skill. She worked to get where she is thanks to her rich dad’s money. All those things are admirable in a world of do nothings….especailly since her sport is tennis, because Tennis, if you weren’t aware – is a fetish…not just my fetish…..but all the perverts out there into sports that involve short skits, ass flashes and grunts…

Eugenie is in her bikini, because that’s what girls do…for ever 4 tennis pics, post a semi nude…since she lives in Miami for her Tennis training why not take advantage…

Eugenie Bouchard Wet Bikini Hard Nipples Instagram

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2018

14

Nov

JoJo Big Tits in her Swimsuit of the Day

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JoJo has big tits. Big tits she is promoting on her social media because no one gives a fuck about JoJo 20 years after she was famous jailbait…except maybe for gay dudes, but gay dudes love all things pop, and will forever buy into girls who made them dance at any given point in their gay lives, just look at Madonna, they are the reason she exists…and I guess that applies to JoJo also…but she’s clearly trying to break free from that…with her tits cuz gay don’t need big tits to get sucked in….cuz they don’t want to suck on them…but we do…and we do.

Good job JOJO. Staying relevant the right way.

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2018

14

Nov

Margot Robbie in Harpers Bazaar of the Day

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I am sure I am one of the only dudes who thinks that Margot Robbie is some overrated, overweight, large Australian who managed to pull off some scam, probably with her tits, or throat, that has led to a legit career.

I just don’t believe that amongst all the people out there trying to be famous, this one just stands out so above and beyond all the rest…

Especially since her breakout role was for being the naked chick in Wolf of Wall Street, not some fucking life changing performance…just a naked performance…

The point is, it’s all marketing, it’s all fake news, it is all media hype…she’s not that great…especially not in this queer shoot for a magazine…a magazine where I am sure all she has said in her interview is some wanking herself off bullshit to promote bullshit that doens’t matter.

I don’t believe the hype, or the lies…or this!!! But you do and I do it for you.

Some important takeaways from the article:

“Margot Robbie reveals she doesn’t want to serve as a ‘catalyst for male story lines’ by taking on ‘wife’ roles in her acting career”

Sure she doesn’t..if she did, that wouldn’t be trendy…what a fucking activist…fighting for women’s rights…while bitch would do whatever jobs she could before she was Margot Robbie and now all of a sudden she’s no longer the wife role…LOL…let’s see how this pans out over the next 20 years of her carer…fucking idiots…

REPLACE HER with another puppet talking head replaceable bitch.

She also went on some vapid conversation about playing an ugly role, and how brave the director was to make her look ugly…brave? She also said this on being ugly: “It was very alienating. And I felt very lonely. It was an interesting social experiment.”….

Shut the fuck up. Seriously…these are your idols? Get a grip.

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2018

14

Nov

Lily Rose Depp Being Hot in Spandex of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp, the daughter of Hunter S Thompson impersonator, Johnny Depp, who has over the years been some degenerate, addict, pretending to be an artist, a tormented artist with Addiction issues, straight from the mean streets of Florida and Kentucky, pretty much rich as fuck by 20, coddled and embraced by society, given this cushy, high end, babied lifestyle….that is hardly anything interesting, or compelling, so he creates issues for himself and dates whores like Amber Heard to take advantage of him bcause he is easy to take advantage of because he’s some fucking child with a pile of money who never had to grow up cuz he’s famous…

Well…who cares about any of that…what we care about is his daughter, also coddled and spoiled in her life of luxury….is out there being hot, entitled, dialed in and working for french brands cuz she’s from France…and I’m a fan.

I don’t ever hate on hot chicks for how easy their existence is….I mean if you’re a hot chick it should be an easy life so you don’t age…whether it is from being a tormented rich kid or a tormented hot chick with a rich boyfriend…hot chicks deserve all they get…while ugly chicks deserve to be their assistants and/or taken out back and shot…cuz we don’t need them.

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2018

14

Nov

Vanessa Hudgens Panties in a Magazine of the Day

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I don’t know if Vanessa Hudgens in her panties is that exciting, especially since it is photoshopped hard enough so that you can’t see her vagina, you know that good old fashioned pussy definition that is the most exciting thing about tight bikini bottoms and panties….photoshopped so hard you can’t see her carpet like pubic hair growing down to her knees…we’ve seen her pussy’s 5 o’clock shadow and know a hairy little creature wen we see it naked in leaked nudes…

But I assume it is exciting to High School musical fans who still follow the now fitter than she’s been in years…cuz of the whole panties thing.

The nice thing about perverts is that they are perverts, easy to please…the problem with perverts is how creepy and predatory they are…but I don’t have to worry about you and your cannibalism fetish you talk about with other perverts on the fetish message boards like a bunch of queers. Dudes chatting with each other about sexual fetishes, may be a sexual fetish in itself – cuz it’s straight up queer…..

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2018

14

Nov

Chase Carter for MAXIM of the Day

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Chase Carter is some model I’ve only recently heard about, mainly because everyone is a signed model and slut, so it is hard to keep track of all the pussy out there….we live in a pussy warehouse and there is too much pussy to sort through and go through to know each specific pussy…it’s overwhelming…

Even as a signed model, from Sports Illustrated Swim, her existence is overshadowed by all the other pussy out there….but she’s in Maxim now, a magazine that for some reason still exists, in pics by Gilles Bensimon who once married Elle Macpherson, and that makes her more premium and higher tier than the other pussy scrambling to get into Maxim…as if Maxim is still a thing..what year is this, 1994?

We don’t need magazines like Maxim, we got Instagram, and her instagram is: CLICK HERE

A proper Bahamian tax invader…obviously a rich kid…which allows her the luxury of not being forced to work as a stripper…but instead as a high end stripper for brands and magazines…

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