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2018

12

Nov

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Titties On of the Day

Scarlett Johansson Got Them Titties On

I find Scarlett Johansson so ugly…even with her tits out…in whatever this is.

She is old now….and I understand that in 2004 when she was first starting out, being the chubby girl with chubby tits in movies like Ghost World, she was exciting to the perverts…but the fact that people still think she’s hot, 14 years later is crazy.

It’s like you people need to find new pussy to obsess over, you know like Scarlett Johansson was once the new pussy people obsessed over, instead of focusing on the old shit….that is old shit…

So anyone still excited by her, and they are out there, I heard someone at a strip club the other day say “she’s as hot as Scarlett Johansson”…which to me translates to “I am influenced by Hollywood marketing and the media as a whole and I am so out of touch my hot references are in their 40s now”…

But she still got tit.

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2018

12

Nov

Ashley Graham Washed Up Bikini in Malibu of the Day

Ashley Graham Big Fat Washed Up Malibu Bikini

Here’s the Natural Disaster that is all over the news that is happening in Malibu….Ashley Graham in a bikini….

I am all for people doing whatever the fuck they want in life. If a fat chick wants to do erotic bikini shoots, so fucking be it, let her do it, but the fact that I have to see it unsolicited, when I am not looking for it, makes me see her for what she is…a sex offender.

I am all for people scamming the system, because the system is dumb and easy to manipulate…you know her pretending to be some empowered fat chick in order to get paid like she was an actual model…because America is fat and likes it…

I just don’t like being exposed to it unsolicited when I don’t want to see it…it’s a form of rape.

That said, it’s hard to feel bad for rich people losing their houses..I do feel bad for all the animals dying in the fires…but the one animal who should have been burned up proper because of all her gristle…but maybe she’s more into being a tasteless fire photoshoot publicity stunt..than being a victim…since she’s empowered or some shit.

Either way…gross.


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2018

09

Nov

The 2018 Victoria’s Secret Infomercial So You Don’t Have to Watch it Because TV is Dead of the Day

The 2018 Victoria’s Secret Infomercial So You Don’t Have to Watch it Because TV is Dead of the Day is probably the most hyped up and important post of the day because the brand was clever enough to hit the people from every angle, to hype up some bullshit that really doesn’t make any difference in our shit lives, and whether we have their made in China bra on or not, we’re not any hotter, any healthier, any fitter, any better, any richer…it’s just a shitty mall brand with a solid marketing plan and they are all very rich because of it.

That said, all the girls are fucking hot, they still don’t use fat chicks and that is something worth celebrating in a world of fat chicks trying to move in on hot chick turf…in the gang war the fat chicks can probably outweigh and suffocate the hot chicks through, while social Justice Warriors scream at the skinny chicks that they are too skinny, because you can’t body shame a skinny girl apparently – even when you throw burgers at her…but you can body shame a fat girl just by saying “I think the size large is a bit tight”….because life is unfair…and these women are the proof.

So don’t take this as Victria’s Secret hype, take it as seeing skinny half naked bitches, some of the hottest bitches out there, half naked…like the sluts that they are…because they got naked to get ahead and here’s the proof…while society for some reason celebrates the whole thing….like it’s an American phenomenom…when really it’s just one giant over-hyped ad.

TAKE IT IN….so you don’t have to bother buying a digital antennae to watch it on TV now that no one watches TV…even though it’ll probably be streaming on Netflix, HULU and Prime, because when it’s an AD – put it everywhere…

Now the vagina involved…that all the other half naked vagina on the internet dreams of being involved with even though it is a shitty mall brand…

Elsa Hosk from Volleyball Player….turned Underwear Slut…


Barbara Palvin is Back cuz she lost weight….

Kendall is really not not, she looks like Bruce hard…you know before the dick was chopped…


Adriana Lima is Old as Fuck and Still Doing It…

Gigi Hadid is Another Rich Kid living her Dreams thanks to Daddy Buying them….looking fucking horrible



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Stella Maxwell the Lesbian to the Stars

Behati Prinsloo Some Adam Levine Maroon Five Fucking Trash…

Hairy Sara Sampaio the Portuguse Fisherman’s Daughter has Gone So Far

Josephine Skriver the AI created in a Lab through Genetic Modification by a Queer Marine Biologist Tits…


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Alexina Graham Some Ginger in some Underwear

Kelly Gale – Whoever the Fuck That Is…..

Georgia Fowler….whoever that is…

Bella Hadid Inspiring girls to starve themselves

Grace Elizabeth…. wait who?

Candice Swanepoel Looking older than she is


Victorias Secret Runway Models Kendall Jenner Barbra Palvin Grace Elizabeth


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2018

09

Nov

Alexis Ren Erotica of the Day

Alexis Ren Tiny Black Bra and Thong SLutty Instagram

Alexis Ren is so extra, whatever the duck that means, i just seeing these young retards writing in their own language for their social media and these bolt on tits are part of the problem.

Before she was a whore on Dancing with the Stars she was a whore on Instagram doing slutty soft core Porn erotica that went viral…even local French newspapers here in Canada were running stories on her and her boyfriend. Which led to crazy brand deals and the freedom to be as Slut as possible and before she dried up like tv programming she got on tv…validating all her slut content with her half nakedness and it’s pretty extra….whatever the fuck that means.

Alexis Ren Tiny Black Bra and Thong SLutty Instagram

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2018

09

Nov

Sarah Hyland Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

Sarah Hyland Pregnancy Fetish of the Day

I always thought that she was so premature and underdeveloped that she didn’t get her period…

I guess I was wrong…because she’s breeding…

Maybe it’s science…maybe her gay boyfriend thought this would be the best beard…

Maybe it is his retirement like K-Fed…

Either way, you don’t need your own Kidneys to get knocked up..which is unfortunate when you think about Selena Gomez breeding…
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2018

09

Nov

Irina Shayk in a Slutty Mom Sugar Baby Dress of the Dya

Before Ronaldo, the Portuguese star you thought was a homosexual, but that the Portuguese call a metrosexual, because they don’t want to accept that they worship and cheer in celebration to a gay dude making them gay by association even though they are gay becuase they like soccer…

What I am trying to say is before he was out raping Vegas hookers he paid off…she was his beard…she went off to other rich cock to get the baby inside her…she needed for security cuz she was getting old…and now she’s got her mom tits out…not needing to do anything anymore she’s set for life. Thanks brad Cooper and all your hangover money.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2018

09

Nov

Rita Ora Got Them Titties On of the Day

Rita Ora Silver Dress Victorias Secret

Her name is Rita Ora and her whoring out her tits has finally officially made her a celebrity.

For the longest time she was a “who the fuck are these tits and why are they having sex with Rob Kardashian, Calvin Harris -‘s everyone else to get ahead” and now she’s big Rita tits that has been around forever…that we know and trust and expect…

Rita tits. All over the damn place. Girl got energy for someone who doesn’t actually have a real job but has scammed her way to pop status.

She’s at the BS VS show because of course she is…

Rita Ora Silver Dress Victorias Secret

And for a magazine…

Rita Ora Slutty Tits Out for a Magazine

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2018

09

Nov

Olivia Munn Dick Rider of the Day

Olivia Munn is one of the biggest scam dick riders in Hollywood. From targeting and manipulating nerds with nerd content and hosting nerd shows securing her nerd audience and miraculously she was able to get cast as an actress in movies and get seen as a celebrity when all she is – is a dick rider…

From the MeToo movement whistleblowers trying to get noticed, sucking dick to get work, then calling out the dude years later after she doesn’t need him anymore even though she’s not quite as famous as she wanted to be…so there’s still some dick riding left in her…along with all the other residue from dick riding all these years…bronzed or petrified to her womb.

She’s got her tits out at event because that’s what they do these dick riders…

I don’t like her or believe in her but she’s existing trying as hard as she can…

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2018

09

Nov

Kendall Jenner Spreads her Legs of the Day

Kendall Jenner Slutty Legs Spread for Chanel 2

Kendall Jenner is not hot. I like to call her Lendall because it sounds black like the look she’s trying to go for with her fake tan and fake face…

I guess it makes sense that Shawn morphing into a Kardashian’s despite having a different white dad, because they have the plastic surgeon on retainer….who lives in their basement and modifies all of them to the freaks they are..he’s the guy with Bruce’s Olympic dick on his mantle…

Point being, Kendall may be skinny and the best of the trash but like food, the best in the trash is still going to give you flesh eating disease….

From Bruce to Kim…get rid of this garbage.


Kendall Jenner Ass Tight Wet Bikin

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2018

09

Nov

Bebe Rexha Big Fat Tits of the Day

Bebe Rexha Big Fat TIts

If you’re wondering why successful songwriter turned singer named Bebe Rexha, who is 30, but many years ago fronted a Pete Wentz band, is getting noticed, it’s partially because she’s dialed into the scene, the industry, partially because fat old chicks are hype now, partially because she created this persona and knew the formula to produce crap people will share because they are idiots…drones…brainwashed…pretty much the same Gaga hustle but hopefully with less impact…you know keep the more impact than Gaga to her effect on all you can eat buffets and little wooden chairs at catered events….they aren’t sturdy…

The key to her Albanian existence is her Albanian titties.


Bebe Rexha Big Tits Black Thong Bra

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