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2018

13

Nov

Jennifer Lopez is Hot and 59 of the Day

I didn’t jerk off to Jennifer Lopez when she was in her 20s. I am not going to jerk off to her when she’s in her 50s trying to compete with women in her 20s for ego because she doesn’t need the fucking money and is doing it for ego. Not to mention when she is rich, famous, has a staff and the best doctors to keep her as young and tight skinned as possible, I get less impressed. Like going down on some rich girl and her tasting like champagne or perfumes and not that can of old tuna you’re used to. It’s almost expected…but I guess what isn’t expected is seeing her shaking her fat ass all these years later in her underwear…but I guess when you’re a whore, polarized or not, you’re still a whore and will forever be a whore…

She’s is Puerto Rican and thus American…so not trying to steal your jobs like us Mexicans…just trying to confuse us with her behavior…

Here is the video….

Dance dance.

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2018

13

Nov

Farrah Abraham Plastic of the Day

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It’s nice to see Farrah Abraham on vacation, one of the more interesting sex workers…who is now a porn chick because she shot porn, after she was a horny teen mom who took loads in her instead of her ass, and got on MTV and became famous cuz they promote teen moms, only to fall off and decide to do a sex tape, because that’s what people do, when they want to feel hot and generate some buzz, they film a sex tape…cuz people are all either exhibitionist perverts….or voyeur perverts…into seeing some MTV reality trash squirt on video….it was a good time, good era, it was all so simple back then….

It’s nice to see her on vacation, because after all the injections, bootleg surgeries, bolted on tits from some back alley mechanic, she’s not melting….but rather thriving….magical really.

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2018

13

Nov

Irina Shayk Fucks the Floor of the Day

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I have a hard time believing that this is what Irina Shayk looks like when she wakes up. She looks pretty fucking airbrushed, like she was starring in some Russian mail order bride catalog she avoided starring in when she secured Ronaldo the Rapist and played his beard until getting knocked up by Brad Cooper…

She is an immigrant, from Russian, moving in on your turf, stealing your men and your jobs, killing your America, but destroying the values the country was built on, by being a communist, making communist babies, like some kind of sleeper cell…..attack from WITHIN…

I do think she’s still one of the hottest and I appreciate her fucking the floor like she was a cam girl sex worker…even though she’s too high end of that shit…

I do not know what magazine this is for, but I like it…Nothing like a good old fashioned spread leg humping the air photoshopped mom who is still a whore…

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2018

13

Nov

Jenna Dewan Nipples of the Day

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Jenna Dewan was married to Channing Tatum, because they were both dancers, and understood each other on some deeper rooted effort…you know a dancer turned stripper turned actor and a dancer turned sugar baby who gets paid out by those actors…

I’ve heard stories about them being nudists, that they were equally queer and graceful, and that their sex was flexible, choreographed and artistic….

They are divorced now, and she’s out there showing off her tits…before it’s too late, you know show the people your nipples….like the stripper you were meant to be before making better choices. It’s a good way to matter or be remembered or show off your dancer body…and dancers have bodies…thanks to the fitness and intensity of their craft….alone and scared now that the dick you’ve been riding has left you to probably ride other dicks….because all actors, especially male stripper dancers, are queer / bisexual…gay for pay or sometimes for fun…before dying of AIDS, even though it isn’t a death sentence…at least you’ve got his money….

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2018

13

Nov

Jaime King Gets Naked and Dykes it Down of the Day

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Jaime King has been around for as long as I can remember, at least her titty pics have been around for as long as I can remember, because I got the internet in 1995, and I was already dabbling in slutty celebrity and model nudity, and she was already working in the fashion world as a fashion model – despite only being 14 years old…not that we knew she was 14 years old…not sure if she was doing the underage topless work, that would be illegal, but she was doing heroin…

I don’t know when she made the move to movies from Heroin, or when she became some celebrity friend to the celebrities, or when she stopped showing off her tits….

I just know she posted a naked pregnancy pic and it’s terrifying, even if it’s a throwback and not what she currently looks like, keep it to your damn self…

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2018

12

Nov

Nicole Scherzinger Wet Bikini of the Day

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Pussy cat doll Nicole Scherzinger is still at the whole half naked shit…..because what the fuck else is a drag queen supposed to do in her near retirement other than starr a stage show and change her name to some drag queen shit like Miss Carriage or Jean Bidet Ramsey….or post naked or slutty content on her social media to stay relevant cuz tits get hits even when those tits are Trans like Bruce Jenner and his 21 year old Trans girlfriend who he rubs artificial cut off dick folded into pussy weirdest scissoring ever shit…

What I am trying to say is Nicole Scherzinger is pretty hard faced and dude-like….even when half naked with her fake tits on.

nicole scherzinger tits green bikini getting wet

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2018

12

Nov

Heidi Klum Squirt Fetish of the Day

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How about a caption this contest that no one will participate because I am here alone…

It’d be a good pic to have you all write your silly little captions too…you know like were were in the late 90s when caption this contests were a thing….

You could say something like “Looks like Heidi and Seal back together and they’ve released a sex tape”…

Or maybe “Heidi Klum, the Victoria’s Secret model sucking on a cow’s tit until it squirts in her face….”

Or some “fresh from the source..Heidi demonstrate her recipe to stay young…looking as good as she does at 56 isn’t actually some Hitler Eugenics…but rather direct from the TEET milk…as seen on GOOP”…..

I don’t fucking know, but I know seeing any white substance on some titty models face squirting at her like a german fetish porn….is great entertainment….it’s just too bad it’s not being squirt on her tits.

I don’t do captions.

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2018

12

Nov

Eiza Gonzalez is Hot of the Day

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If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you will find some Mexican Actress who is in America thanks to being rich, or being connected thanks to her Mexican career….you know jumping the wall and living in America Illegally, stealing your jobs as an Actress, rather than doing the jobs you don’t want to do like chambermaid at the hotel, cuz she’s rich and above that…you see there are rich people in Mexico and not just the drug cartels…and those rich people can hire lawyers and get USA visas to live and work….legally….

If you google Eiza Gonzalez, you’ll see all the fucking plastic surgery she’s got to rebuild herself like all these plastic whores are doing…and for some reason…she got real good work done and doesn’t look like a muppet Kardashian…which may be why people go to Mexico for that Discount surgery shit….you know those butt implants in back alleys getting Staph Infection erotica…cuz you know how fucking desperate these idiots are to be hot…that they are willing to do that to themselves…it is hilarious….

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2018

12

Nov

Nicole Murphy Got Them Angry Tits On of the Day

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Nicole Murphy who may be Halle Berry because they look the same…not in an all black people look the same…I’m not Hilary Clinton here…but in a short hair, busty, light skin black girl…with white moms who like black men to cum up onside them only to be raised by their white moms because obviously…the black dad has dozens of other kids to ignore…which I guess could be a racist thing to say….I mean maybe I shouldn’t mass generalize knocking up white women…then ditching the white girls even though it happened to both Nicole Murphy and Halle Berry…fascinating investigative journalism here.

She’s got some big fucking tits, on her old lady body, that I guess she bought with her Eddie Murphy divorce settlement or child support payments…because she was with him from the age of 20 in 1988 til 2004 and they have 5 kids together…5 kids that got to suck these titties…

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2018

12

Nov

Nina Agdal Fishnet Erotica of the Day

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Nina Agdal is probably not as Downs Syndrome as I always say she is. You know she’s probably not missing a chromosome or has an extra chromosome, I don’t remember what makes a person Downs Syndrome, I didn’t got to Med School despite what I tell girls at bars in need of a gynecological exam…you know cuz it’s a long wait through they system, why wait it out when you can just hit the bathroom with me….

Nina Agdal is a bitch though, she’s got a shitty attitude and thinks she’s more important than she is, so I was glad when her attempt to get Leo to knock her up….that failed so logically she’s being cycled through other rich kids…like Christie Brinkley’s son who understands the SI SWIM model life….you know typical social climbing money grubbing whores….

Here’s her racy content…

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