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2018

18

Jun

Gigi Hadid Hard Nipples of the Day

In case you are wondering – Gigi Hadid has nipples and is showing them off in a tube top like it was the late 90s…

She is not actually built like the barbie doll she has been trying to be since she was 3 or 4 years old sitting in her Malibu Dream house with her narcissistic parents and their rich friends who figured out a way to make their baby’s dreams of being a model come true…through buying that success….

After so many ponies and other things rich girls want, eventually you ask for things like celebrity and fame, because you have all the Barbie Dolls you can buy, and since your narcissistic parents are narcissists and see the JENNERS getting ahead, they fight to make it happen too…rich people wars are fights over dumb shit like how much money they spend on Sweet 16s and weddings…or who has the most brand deals as a credible model when you’re all fucking BUNK INSTAGRAM Garabge…

Hard nipples though…something to look at, look out for, appreciate, even if the rest of her is straight up media manipulated dog shit…and I guess the good news is at least this isn’t her rat faced sister…

Here’s her rat faced sister pretending to be a model..

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2018

18

Jun

Kylie Jenner’s Massive Cameltoe of the Day

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Wanna know what’s disgusting?

Kylie Jenner’s mom pussy eating a pair of pants, because being a fat chick, who despite the liposuction is still a fat chick, coupled with being a mom, who has had multiple black dicks tear her apart before having a baby slip out of her unnoticed, is the perfect breeding ground for a mangled pussy, that just can’t be filled hard enough, to fill that void in her soul that comes from a mom who exploits her and a dad who cut his dick off..

These Jenner’s when things get rough, they attack their fucking genitals.

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2018

15

Jun

Romee Strijd Bikini Ass of the Day

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Romee Strijd looks like a good time….living her best life….bikini out for all the fathers who hid in the bathroom jerking off to their wife’s Victoria’s Secret catalog….because she is a Victoria’s Secret girl….designed to be jerked off to…

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2018

15

Jun

Lottie Moss Bikini of the Day

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Lottie Moss is Kate Moss’ fake sister, who Kate Moss probably doesn’t even acknowledge as her sister, and who is probably barely related to Kate Moss that they could get married in some states, if they weren’t from the UK, and if those states weren’t so anti gay marriage, seeing as that’s how racism works, the states with the most inbreeding are the states that hate homos…

Point being, Lottie Moss relies HEAVY on her last name, and luckily, heavy on posting half naked bikini pics, living that lazy self promoting instagram life…that some would say is bottom feeding and low hanging fruit clickbait, cuz it is…

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2018

15

Jun

Ireland Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Father’s Day is coming up, and here’s another broken girl with Daddy issues to celebrate dad’s everywhere..

One of my most favorite moments in Dad’s destroying the souls of their daughter, is when Alec Baldwin called a young Ireland a little pig on a recorded phone conversation Kim Bassinger leaked to the press.

It was a brilliant moment…and Ireland, since growing up, has proven it’s effect…

This here is the consequences of Daddy calling his baby girl a big…it’s just leads to a half naked, broken and confused girl…trying to find ways to monetize being half naked on the internet…even though they are already rich.

WILD times.

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2018

15

Jun

Iggy Azalea Pussy of the Day

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Iggy Azalea can’t make relevant music, she can’t even be relevant in her marketing hustle, with the men she dates, with her storyline, with her tabloid fodder…even when she attends red carpet events or gets involved in scandals she’s so fucking boring, trying so hard to be hard, and hip hop, and urban….with her gross fake ass spread all over the fucking place like a shameless pig…

But she can make nude pics to try to get noticed, and she’s been all about that now that she has a new album, and we can collective agree she’s disgusting, but we don’t mind the nudes….cuz they are nudes.

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2018

15

Jun

Demi Rose Degenerate Bikini of the Day

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It’s father’s day, so let’s celebrate a girl who clearly doesn’t have a father, and if she does, he’s likely a creeper who touched her inappropriately, like most sex workers have experienced, or maybe he was just really strict and this is her rebellion, who knows the back story of Demi Rose, sex worker, we just know she’s working many more “Daddy’s”….everyday – to live this life and have this plastic surgery….

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2018

14

Jun

Lily Rose Depp is Topless of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is topless and I love it because she’s magical, but not that magical, but magical enough, because she’s a rich kid…with all that pretentious, pretends he’s Hunter S Thompson, because he played him in one movie, and has forever been an identity crisis, because I guess he got inspired by a true original, something no actor ever is, their whole life is based on not being original at all…just ripping off everyone from every angle…

Either way, she’s got a private island in Bahamas, she’s got a EURO passport for her french countryside manor, she’s got her LA set up, and she’s barely 18….life’s good for Lily Rose Depp and it’s good for us because like all girls on instagram – she gets topless in shoots…and because she’s actually from France…her nipples should be more exposed…but I guess since she’s already where she wants to be…they don’t have to be….they can be implied and we as perverts can imagine how big they may be….

I guess what I am saying is that she’s a babe.

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2018

14

Jun

Elsa Hosk Topless of the Day

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Woah Elsa Hosk…racy racy…

Looking hot….which I guess is what you’d expect or want from a nude model turned VS model who may not have been a nude model but who VS positioned as a nude model in order to get hype around her so that she could replace Candice Swanepoel while she ran off to be pregnant as fuck for the last 3 years…

I mean she gets paid a lot to be naked and pose slutty, and I got nothing better to do than look at it….and I guess either do you…..we are in this together.

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2018

14

Jun

Rumer Willis Hard Nipples of the Day

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I preferred when Rumer Willis was in hiding because she knew she was a potato head who got the worst part of her mom and her dad…

But unfortunately, face injections happened and Rumer Willis was able to climb out of the potato farm and brush the dirt off her shoulders and KHLOE KARDASHIAN herself into some porno looking thing.

The worst of BRUCE AND DEMI, not that we know what the worst of DEMI actually is because she’s had so much plastic surgery, what is left of her is 20 percent DEMI….but I guess we’ve seen it in her kids…

I don’t hate the hipster WILLIS rich kids, I think they are fun and get naked and are an all around good time.

I didn’t even mind RUMER when she was a POTATO….

I’ve always found there to be something erotic about them, long before they turned themselves into porno faced…while the world was pointing and laughing at her and calling her names…I was ready to knock her up and live the good life with her…K-Fed her when no one wanted her…but with tits like this, it’s safe to say people are gonna start wanting her and my dreams of Rumer Willis babies have come crumbling down…sad really..

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