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2018

20

Mar

Tallulah Willis in a Bikini of the Day

Tallulah Willis is a Demi Moore and Bruce Willis daughter who have lived a pretty spoiled and blessed life, because that’s what happens when both your parents are stupid rich from being actors….

She looks a little too Bruce, but at least she’s got tits, tits that her feminist activist who has nothing else to do with her time – because she’s one of those trust funders who just kinda does nothing – allowing her to be an artist, or hipster scenester or surround herself with artists, who by definition are just other slackers like her…at one with nature or some shit…

So she’s been topless, naked, in the bath with her sisters, a whole lot of exhibitionism….and I’m not against seeing her in her bikini mainly because I know she’s got bush and I love bush.

Here she is looking a little too much like Bruce as Bruce shaves her head…

Here she is in the bath…

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2018

20

Mar

That Dude Lea Michelle Ass in a Swimsuit of the Day

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Lea Michele on that “TUCK TUCK PASS” hustle…probably the reason she’s in a one piece…because when you have a one piece you have more fabric to tape your dick too…and the funny thing about this trans actress is that I am sure she’s the kind of trans with a bigger dick than you…you know the kind of trans that weirds you out because they are trans…..and that shit is a weird novelty act….but also the kind of trans with tits you’re into staring at….which is weird cuz you know they are freakish, fake and against GOD’s will….but the massive cock to remind you that even chicks have bigger dicks that you…which hurts your ego and feelings….because if you’re gonna fuck a tranny, you’re not gonna want it to be bigger cocked than you…

Either way Lea Michele is out celebrating being a woman in the most womanly bathing suit ever…..a mom suit…that even moms don’t wear anymore…because they think they are allowed to wear bikinis for a reason I call – Instagram.

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Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Selena Gomez Pregnant Tits on a Yacht of the Day

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This is unfortunately the biggest news that I don’t care about, but that the world seems to care about OF THE DAY…

It’s Selena Gomez looking pregnant, fat, and busty on a boat…in Australia…because she’s likely pregnant and fat…

She’s a broken rich girl who has become some weird Christian….and who is obsessed with BIEBER and always runs back to him…in some crazy unstable way…you know with her in and out of rehab she likely is about that crazy girl life…so crazy she’d lie about being on pill, flipping condoms inside out, like that time I fucked a stripper and feared being trapped….

Only these people are rich, she knows she’s going to die young, she just had an organ transplant, so breeding is what GOD wants….it’s what he wants of her…bless us with your spawn…we really want it…

Or maybe she’s just got plastic surgery and this is the NEW NEW…who cares really.

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2018

19

Mar

Bella Thorne’s Nipples of the Day

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Bella Thorne likes to make noise, from her shitty DJing, to raving to social media content, always on the live feed showing off her blessed life…..that all these kids are into cuz kids are dumb as fuck….to her actual Disney acting in movies

I guess she wants you to see her nipples….her nipples you’ve seen, it is current, in now, it is style, get ready for summer…..but not in a shameless or obvious way, she is out promoting her movies so she’s gotta behave…so even if this is shameless on the whole…the attempt for attention obvious but more subtle….but she’s still got her horse trans face on…Naaaaaaaaay…..

Here she is in whatever this is…

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2018

19

Mar

Ireland Baldwin Hard Nipple of the Day

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Ireland Baldwin is a monster, or if you’re her father Alec, you’d think of her as being more of a pig…a pig who is a broken rich girl, even though she’s a giant and seemingly difficult to break, but I guess emotionally broken, because the terrible hard upbringing in mansions, with all the access to EVERYTHING she could ever want, except celebrity of her own, or castings and a modeling career, despite all these other sluts, we can assume she hates, even her cousin, making it on the mainstream like the popular kids of their high school, because of the Kardashians and strategy…while Ireland is the weird outsider, possibly the school shooter, who was once the cute chick, but turned into the goth lesbian cutter who steals her mom’s opiates…

She’s a fucking wreck, big tits on her big body or not…she’s scary….but probably not that scary..because she’s just sad and likely cries a lot..

Heres the wasted mess with her tits out of her dress

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2018

19

Mar

That Dude Lea Michele on Vacation of the Day

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That Dude Lea Michele has a really fucking hard masculine face…which I guess would make sense because she is rumored to have been born with a dick, but raised like a girl, because her fame seeking parents are so keen to make sure their kids make, and they know chances of a girl making it are far higher than a man, even though women will cry some other bullshit story, because they don’t want to admit they have it easy with tits..

TITS that Lea Michele likes to show off….more now that she has a boyfriend now, who I guess is a homosexual, because she was rumored to be born with testicles, unless he’s just progressive and accepts trannies for being the women they pretend to be….MILLENNIALS you know…

She’s on Vacation, because TRANS CAN BE IN TRANSIT….when they are rich as fuck stars of a bullshit yet popular show.

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Lily Rose Depp in Pantyhose and her Pink Socks of the Day

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When you’re feeling like your life is as pathetic as it actually is and you’re right all along…very little can cheer me up, and I assume cheer you up, like a Lily Rose Depp who won at life just by being born, in a pair of pantyhose and socks for you perverts to realize just how wonderful things can be…if you’re rich as hell without having ever to do anything…like the entitled cunts that dominate our social media feeds…where as some are actually more interesting to follow than others…because when your dad is Johnny Depp, you get a pass for all your obnoxious cunt behavior, we’re like “we get it, you’re Johnny Depp’s kid, keep on being spoiled in your quest to make it as a model, personality, actress, whatever it is you do but don’t have to put effort in thanks to who your dad is”…..if you know what I mean.

Here she is for Chanel – I wonder how she got this job..

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Aubrey O’Day Insta Thot of the Day

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Aubrey O’Day is amazing, you know not in a hot kind of way, not in a relevant or inspiring kind of way, but in a what the fuck is this girl on kind of way…out there filling her tub with cereal like I just creative directed the shoot, because these are things I like producing…I figure if I’m going to leave my house to hang with a slutty girl, I might as well go for something that makes no sense rather than her just posing like a vapid cunt in lingerie in a photoshoot…you know make a meme out if it…or make it the joke that it is…something that Aubrey O’Day clearly understands…with that ass in her air..even if they rest of us have no grasp on whatever the fuck this is….

Never give up thanks to photoshop….you don’t have to…even if no one knows what the fuck she is.

Posted in:Aubrey O'Day|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Hailey Baldwin Bikini of the Day

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Where there is a post on Kendall and Bella…you know there’s a Hailey Baldwin coattail riding, wave jacking, attaching herself to for some attention because they are the reason she’s relevant and she’s gotta make sure they keep increasing her profile, because without them…she’s just Stephen Baldwin’s daughter…

She’s posted up a bunch of throwback bikini pics on her instagram story, and I was there to screenshot it, because that’s what a girl does for views and attention and to feel good about herself..

Apparently, even born again Christian weirdos like these empty soulless materialistic cunts, can be whores too.

Here she is in bikinis…

Here’s some more of her whoring….

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2018

19

Mar

Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid Topless Lesbians of the Day

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I don’t know when this Kendall Jenner and Bella Hadid lesbianism movement or rumor started, or who created it at the Kardashian Jenner lab, to generate some hype about their bullshit that no one cares about, but they try to spin to make people care about them, because seeing Kendall Jenner being interviewed about her sexuality, talking about how she’s never eaten pussy, is just fucking weird…and despite being a pervert who likes hearing about girls and their sexuality, sex stories, something I’ve been into and passionate about forever….I still don’t care…

But for some reason they all posted up bikini pics from their trip, their weird mutated asses in bikinis all topless like the little sluts they are….

If you look close enough Hailey Baldwin is mooching in the background like some Where’s Waldo bitch, who is really always there cuz she’s trying to get ahead…

Kendall in panties for snapchat because she’s an attention seeking whore.

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