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2018

09

Jan

Ariel Winter’s Working Out Erotica of the Day

Under the current climate of the world, I don’t think it’s safe to say that I used to go to the gym to stare at girls in workout clothing, but the reason I am fat is because the majority of the women in the gym I was going to look at, were built like this tank Ariel Winter, who feels compelled to post to her social media, in what I would call some shameless photos over the last year, to prove her break up with whoever was controlling her brand image, to allow her to showcase them tits the way she wanted them showcased, thanks to young girls growing up on porn, they like to give the world weirdo erotica..

Sometimes that shamelessness comes in the form fo a workout video, trying to prove to use that she works out, before eating all the cake….since life is about balance..

I am still convinced she’s doing it to prove something to her agent or the execs on her show – that she is working towards being less fat as you know there’s likely a weight restriction in her contract…

Something that should come out in this current climate of the world, so that other women can get mad that the people behind her show..all men I am sure…don’t want their cast getting fat if the cast want to get paid….HOW DARE THEY want continuity and a standard on their show….let the ugly girl be what she wants to be – YOU PREDATORS…and how dare they have a barely man host the Golden Globes, it should be a woman….

At least she’s trying…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2018

09

Jan

Maitland Ward Nipples of the Day

Maitland Ward Nipples in Lace Robe

Maitland Ward not being a pornstar back in the 90s when being a pornstar mattered….

Is the question of the week…

The other question is who the fuck is this old bitch with the big old lady tits on instagram showing her tits…

She makes no sense to the common man, but luckily the internet is filled with right perverts in their 40s who still visit blogs and who understand how important Maitland Ward is…which isn’t important at all, I don’t even think she was known when she was on that TV show, but she’s definitely milked that one role she’s had hard….

More Pics on The FORUM

Posted in:Maitland Ward|SFW

2018

09

Jan

Lily Rose Depp Topless of the Day

Lily Rose Depp Topless in Bikini Bottoms

Lily Rose Depp is a cool girl, doing the cool girl social media thing, like getting topless on a paddleboard in front of her dad’s private island in the bahamas where he shelters money – because she’s rich as fuck and can do that while all the other 18 year olds are working shitty jobs, getting topless on cam sites, or for sugar daddies on some pervert sugar daddy website, because this porno world has made a whole group of exhibitionist sex workers who think they are empowered when really they are just going for easy money…

Lily Rose will never have to be a sex worker, but being hip and fashion means we will see her tits and can pretend she’s a sex worker and I’m into that…and so should you….

The best of the celebrity kids in terms of look, overall vibe,, I’m a fan….even though she’s likely the worst….in certain situations the worst isn’t so bad…like this situation where the worst is a cute young girl topless for her social…

Lily Rose Depp Topless in Red Bottoms

Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Candice Swanepoel Baby Maker of the Day

Candice Swanepoel Gets her Pregnant Belly Rubbed up on By Fellow Model

Candice Swanepoel obviously likes cum up inside her, girl just can’t help but be pregnant, she got off that birth control when she realized she’d still have a career at Victoria’s Secret, or maybe they can’t fire these girls now thanks to the nature of the patriarchy, knowing she could turn on them and call them out for singling her out for loving cum inside her, and being pregnant as that’s not what bikini models are hired for…

She just had a kid and is already having a second – she like to abuse that vagina hard….it’s like have the stitches from the first one even come out yet, is this one just the leftover from the last one, this is just crazy the world is overpopulated dammit…and here she is having 100 fucking kids..

I figure, despite pregnancy being the most unnatural thing ever, even though they tell you it’s the most natural thing ever, is porn to some people, mainly those who never got a girl knocked up and wish nothing more than having a child to carry their name and legacy…not porn to me, it’s weird to me, especially in a bikini but if Candice wants to clickbait for the paparazzi who am I to ignore it…

It’s so creepy, because she’s fitness model pregnancy, so she only gains weight in her gunt and it’s freaking me out…aren’t prengnat women supposed to be tanks…this one is so skinny I can see the baby crawling around up inside her…the ass looks solid though…

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Mandy Moore Makes Memes of the Day

Mandy Moore Pre Cum Shot Facial Instagram

Remember Mandy Moore? Well apparently she wants you to…with some great comedy…in the form of a slutty selfie…with the always hilarious “Pre-Facial”…as any reference to a facial is good comedy…

Posted in:Mandy Moore|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Rita Ora in a Bra for Oprah of the Day

Rita Ora Fake new Face and Big Tits in a Red Bra

Rita Ora put up a picture of her in her bra for social media, maybe it is part of her lingerie campaign she has with that Spanish Company, that advertises aggressively all over Europe, reminding us all that Rita Ora exists, or maybe it’s just her being an empowered woman, seeing as her follow up picture was the time she met Oprah on a mall tour back when Rita Ora was a teenager with a dream of fucking the right producer or reality star to get into America and really dominate doing whatever it is that she does…

Her obvious “attach herself to something that matters” tribute to Oprah after Oprah’s speech of empowerment to black folk and women and the men who listen alike because Oprah is a professional at inspiring people – that’s how she did her show daily for 25 years an became a billionaire….that woman knows humans and how to manipulate them proper and I am a fan, I used to watch Oprah…and I’m ready to see her run for President because you know she will…

But bra pics are alright…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Paris Hilton for Love Magazine of the day

Paris Hilton is a magical creature who buys million dollar engagement rings for herself because it makes for a good story….I can’t follow her existence as closely as I would want to – in theory – because in practice I am too lazy to really follow any of these people, despite following 7500 people I don’t give a fuck about thanks to not knowing how instagram works when I was following them…because Paris Hilton blocked me early on….but I know this magical creature still exists…I remember years ago trolling her on the regular…I would prank call her all the time, I tricked her and her ex boyfriend Stavros to put me on the guestlist of a party she was hosting once, I was funnier and more motivated back then….and Paris represents that good days for losers like me that are on a slippery slope to irrelevance…

Well, she’s staying hot, staying active, doing LOVE MAGAZINE VIDEOS like she’s not 37…and it’s interesting to see…not as interesting as some of the other videos I tried to ignore because Love Magazine figured out their clickbait and are still pushing ADVENT CALENDAR CONTENT into the new year, making it far less exclusive than a 25 day feature, fuck make it a daily thing so we stop watching…I mean the PARIS video only had 6500 views when I grabbed it…that’s fucking criminal…this is AMERICA’S Princess…show her respect and watch her damn video people…

Nicola Peltz was there too, in yesterday’s video, because I guess LOVE MAGAZINE likes billionaires….

Posted in:Paris Hilton|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Demi Lovato Bathing Suit Instagram THOT of the Day

Demi Lovato Bikini close up

Demi Lovato has decided that she’s an instagram THOT, or she’s good enough to be an instagram THOT, in what is out of character for the previously Dykey Disney Star, but that is a nice reminder that all girls want to be hot and jerked off to, whether in this political climate or not, whether fighting sex offenders or not, it’s the most naked and half naked, shameless and vain, superficial, look at my body and my life era of bragging, while also the most annoying about sexual assault, sexual abuse, inclusiveness, and giving fat chicks a voice when they aren’t too busy eating donuts…

The point is that Demi Lovato is inconsistent in her slutty, cleary on some revenge hustle, to compete with instagram babes, and she’s putting a lot of effort into this…

When just a few years ago, she put no effort in anything because she’s was just a lazy girl pushing being lazy as an agenda.

The world is weird because no one means what they say, it’s all a lot of bullshit, but the constant, the one thing we can rely on, is the amazingness that is shameless nudity and half nudity…

Demi Lovato in a black one piece swimsuit

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Elsa Hosk Tits for Vogue Taiwan of the Day

Elsa Hosk Vogue Taiwan Tits Out Naked

We’ve already spent the last week watching her and her boyfriend Tom on their spiritual rich person journey to Costa Rica..where they both humped in a photo on the beach, and she showed off her rocking fucking skinny girl body….I am a fan.

Well now the Victoria’s Secret model, who I always thought was only a Victoria’s Secret model because she was a nude model and managed to scam her way in thanks to being hot as fuck, willing to get naked, a disciplined Swedish athlete….but who I guess had been working for VS for a long time, and we only noticed her at 27 when Candice Swanepoel got pregnant that the brand gave this one more visibility…

She’s now in Vogue Taiwan…who I guess have their own issue of Vogue and based on all Asian experiences I have had, it’s probably bootleg, not actually Vogue…but just borrows the name because there are no laws in Asia…when it comes to copyright.

She looks good, it’s just nice seeing a hot skinny chick get famous and get paid for being a hot skinny chick…especially in the current climate of the world that is so unfair to hot skinny chicks…giving the work to fat whining chicks…because it’s only fair in this SOCIAL JUSTICE run everything needs to be fair even though clearly some people – like ELSA are far hotter than others and deserve to be celebrated based on that alone…

Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2018

08

Jan

Bella Thorne’s Dirty Room Fetish of the Day

Bella Thorne stands in her own filth wearing a bra and smoking a blunt

Bella Thorne is some weirdo, aspiring weirdo, trying to be a weirdo, because she was robbed of her childhood when her mom exploited her to the industry….one of those Disney Kids who ends up dying of a drug overdose before the drug overdose…who may not actually die of that drug overdose thanks to the nature of media and the fact that people can’t just forget about you like you’re Dana Plato, but rather are forced to see you everyday you post pics of what must be fake tits in a bra, in your dirty room, like a bad girl, who the dirty room fetishists love, or maybe the dirtbag loser boyfriend’s love, because you can see the mooch boyfriend’s feet in the pic as he lays in her room, mooching…as mooches do….

When you score some lost, trying to connect with people, unable to connect with people like Bella Thorne, you move the fuck into her room, so that you can mooch harder and better…and hopefully if you’re lucky you knock her up, so your slacker life can be fulfilled…

These people are really fucking lame….but slut posing, tranny jacked up face out of the picture, in stupid raver pants, is still worth loooking at for a few seconds, I mean what else are you doing with yourself.

Here’s her trashed face…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW