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2017

26

Dec

Lily Beckinsale Rubbing her Ass on Cardboard of the Day

Lily Beckinsale or Lily Mo Sheen, which I guess is her actual name, thanks to her dad, actor Michael Sheen, not related to Charlie Sheen, but likely as perverted, knocking up her mom Kate Beckinsale, the vampire woman who doesn’t age, 18 years ago…is some young tight bodied, daughter of famous enough people, who is likely spoiled, entitled and annoying from thinking her family is important..because that’s what these people are all about…

But she’s young and tight bodied, the only thing you’ll ever see crawl out of Kate Beckinsale’s pussy…which to some people is a big deal thanks to Kate Beckinsale securing he virgin loser nerd market into loving her and all things her pussy does…or has done…even if it’s old now, it still looks as fit as before and it’s nice to know there’s a back-up version of her, in case she dies or something…even if that back-up version of her is grinding up on Cardboard cutouts of DJ Khalid…weird.

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2017

26

Dec

Sophie Simmons, Jewish Girl, in Christmas Pyjamas of the Day

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I would say that this is some Sophie Simmons doing some cultural appropriation, because she was raised Jewish by her Israelite father Gene and the Canadian porno model from the 70s he knocked up during his conquest of many horny KISS groupies which were really challenging to Weinstein as they threw themselves at him and his make-up and high heels that have made him a billion dollars…

But I guess her mom isn’t a Jewish, unless she converted, which she probably did to score the good life she’s got all for being hot and not a pain in the ass…and I guess there’s no real cultural appropriation when it comes to celebrating Christmas, that shit is mainstream and commercial, all cultures are welcome so long as they buy gifts and perpetuate consumerism….we are inclusive…

This isn’t the BLACKFACE, the Christmas edition, but it isn’t the kind of pajamas I like seeing mom and daughter in….see previous post….

But it’s women with trap door pajamas designed for ANAL rape…but is it really rape if there’s a clear invitation…like a doorway to the anus…exactly….

There’s little hot in this, or in Sophie Simmons, unless you’re a KISS fan in which case it’s as close as you can get to fucking your LEADER / GOD without being considered a homo.

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2017

26

Dec

Sommer Ray and her Mom Pose Slutty Together of the DAy

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Sommer Ray is some instagram whore who doesn’t look as ridiculous as this in person or on her youtube channel, but for instagram, girl brings the whoring….and I guess so does her mom, who is just having a good time getting followers and brand deals like she’s not 100 fucking years old, you know finally the recognition she thought she deserved when being a trucker stripper in a truck stop….back when she got knocked up with this thonged ass daughter of hers….

I guess this is the family unit of America, or at least in Florida…and I believe it deserves a Christmas Special of its own…next Christmas…this is the pitch…girl and her mom wear fetish Christmas gear together next to their tacky fireplace because they are tacky…and the onlookers masturbate like they were the Joseph when watching Mary get knocked up by the Wisemen the year before they came back to bring gifts knowing one of them was the dad, pre- paternity test…in a vintage CUCKOLD.

That said, there’s always an old 45 year old stripper with her 18 year old daughter stripping alongside her…I’ve seen it countless times, but I am from Quebec, where stripping is just what these women do…I remember one of them specifically, some blonde girl with a fat ass, before fat asses were hot, I’d get lap dances from her…as her mom would work the floor and no matter how many times I’d ask, they’d never give me a double mom / daughter lap dance because they knew to cocktease, keep the fetish alive, like this Sommer Ray..her fucking name is Sommer Ray…I mean she was born for this line of work.

Do girls really run around dressed like this in front of their moms, while their creepy stepdad snaps the pic, because who’s taking this pic? If so, why am I never invited to participate…this is trashy and hot, just how I like it.

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2017

26

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Christmas of the Day

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Bella Thorne, when not naked, like most women you know, except for the rare cool or funny one, is annoying as fuck…

Whether it’s her street drugs that haven’t taken her out yet, or the fact that she’s a cheesy lame idiot who was raised in a bubble…encouraged to have a big personality…or just ego from having this career and following or not…the point remains..

If a bitch, like Bella Thorne, is half naked…she’s far more tolerable than when she’s running around like Jim Carrey in what looks like an adult diaper…

It’s funny how tits make us tolerant…

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2017

25

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Vintage Christmas of the Day

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Bella Thorne may not be a Christmas miracle…but she’s a slutty gift from the internet that keeps giving…over and over and over – that is at the point of tedious…but that still happens…and I keep looking….waiting for the heroin overdose…opiates in the street raver drugs you know…to kill them tits off…it will happen, but today, it’s vintage lingerie, fake lips, jacked up face…magical…to keep you merry and white…on this Christmas day.

Do they know it’s Christmas? After all.

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2017

25

Dec

Hailee Steinfeld Christmas bathing Suit Pic of the Day

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Hailee Steinfeld, clearly a Jewish, is not celebrating Christmas, or maybe she is, because Christmas isn’t about a religious thing, it’s about gifting, giving companies strong Fourth Quarters, Consumerism, spending and buying, gifting, receiving, and the Jesus component is virtually irrelevant…modern Christmas is created by Jewish marketing departments…GET THE GIFTS! Make that money.

She’s in a bikini, as Jews do during the Holidays…get to the heat of Miami, a Cruise, Hawaii, anywhere but here…and I figure since she’s been doing fitness and looking good, we can celebrate her bikini body..youthful, not that exciting..but what really is these days…pretty much nothing…right…

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2017

25

Dec

Joey King in a Bikini of the Day

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Joey King is some actress who has a sister who is also an actress named Hunter King..

According to her WIKIPEDIA, she’s said that she’s “part Jewish and part Christian, but I’m mostly Jewish”…which is the right answer when trying to get into the Hollywood scene, but still wanting to get the redneck hick racist fans…but more importantly CHRISTMAS GIFTS…

She’s born and raised in LA, likely not Martin Luther King’s child, possibly Larry King’s daughter…

She’s been in important movies like The Conjouring…The Box Car Children…Independence Day: Resurgence…and who the fuck cares, she’s in a bikini, It’s Christmas, why am I even bothering…who knows…

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2017

25

Dec

Ariel Winter Slutty Christmas of the Day

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Ariel Winter is some fat chick with fat tits from TV…in a towel for her social media – because everyday is a good day to clickbait…as people are bored with family staring at instagram – content is needed…and dancing monkey, built like a neckless pig, but she’s famous from TV, thanks to her parents exploiting her and robbing her childhood as they whore her out…and this cleavage, like mot cleavage, is just cleavage…

Here’s some Christmas throwback.

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2017

25

Dec

Ellie Goulding Christmas Throwback of the Day

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I know very little about Ellie Goulding ….in fact I had to google who she was to see if she was worth posting…and even after discovering that she wasn’t worth posting despite a huge fan base cuz people love her…..I am still going to post her…cuz she’s doing one thing that I approve of….and that is CHRISTMAS!!!

These are old slutty photos, but a nice reminder that Christmas cheer and Christmas tradition, apply to slutty pics, she was younger and better then….all in her underwear for the birth of Christ.

Posted in:Ellie Goulding|SFW

2017

23

Dec

Bella Thorne’s Got the Lingerie On of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her mooch boyfriend who is using her to get famous, because these child stars are so fucking easy to get to do shit for you once you win them over, get their trust, or make them think you’re cool…for whatever reason…

They are these vulnerable rich kids with no clue of what’s up or what’s real or authentic because their lives are fabricated lies, so when someone comes along who seemingly is nice, or cool, or funny…they fall for them…and end up creating them…because anyone near her is a mooch using motherfucker who wants in on the followers…

Her boyfriend is in LA…he wants attention…and he’s doing it, while doing her…like her biggest fan who’s won over his obsession and is stealing her fans…and that’s not that bad…her body good…her face trans…all jacked up like her on heroin…and eventually she’ll die…but that day isn’t today…today is about her in her underwear.

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