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2017

21

Dec

Candice Swanepoel Hard Nipple Pussy Grab of the Day

Overrated, Overhyped, Over Marketed, Candice Swanepoel…is on vacation, because her life isn’t already a fucking vacation thanks to Victoria’s Secret being her hype man all these years, investing money into her and making her pretty fucking famous – and rich in the process…thanks to her hot body…and face..she’s a babe…

But still overhyped and over marketed, considering she virtually does nothing….except maybe get pregnant…

This series of photos is called braless as a protest to her bra company owners, up on some South African Slave of the modern era, cuz she’s not black, airport airplane boarding, hard nipple, white pant pussy grab….an inconvenient name, but pretty much exactly what’s going on in here.

I like that her husband / baby daddy / makes her carry her own bags..itchy puss.

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Posted in:Candice Swanepeol|SFW

2017

21

Dec

35 Year Old Lucy Pinder Still Does Glamour Modeling Calendars of the Day

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Lucy Pinder, one of the more famous Glamour Models from the era of Glamour Models from the UK existing, is now 35…

She is also still putting out Calendars, which goes to show you how pathetic and typical men are…to still follow a model even after the magazines she was in folded.

But more importantly. that they still buy Calendars, in an era where their are cellular phones and google docs.

I guess it is a gift idea for your Pinder Fans, or maybe her clientele are just old out dated fucks who like the tits, and who haven’t actually got into cellphones because they are 80….and half retards…

I mean I don’t know why the self promoting Calendar still exists, but I know these girls in them are doing it for some cash grab…she here’s the monster tits in her mid 30s for old times…doing a cash grab….and I like it.

Posted in:Lucy Pinder|SFW

2017

20

Dec

Selena Gomez in Workout Pants of the Day

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Selena Gomez got the hard nipple in the tight workout gear….because Selena Gomez got a new Kidney and all of a sudden a new face, and a new her…

She’s one of the most uninteresting clickbait stories of her generation, just dickmatized by Beiber, only to end up in rehab numerous times, garbage….who think she’s the fucking most important person ever…because society made her feel that way…even with her terminal disease…but girl’s rich and will not die…instead…she’ll just jack up her face and tits…to look like an instagram girl…trying to fit in…because she never had a childhood…sad tits….

She’s a brand new person…literally…just as uninteresting…

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Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

20

Dec

Den Mother Sofia Vergara in Fishnets with the Titties On of the Day

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Sofia Vergara got the big mom tits, in fishnets and fuck me boots, like a traditional hooker from the streets of Colombia…moved to America like some drug mule disguised as tits, only to buy her carer with coke money….and putting her into the mix with Ariel winter and the other one, training them how to be titty clickbait too.

She’s a very important figure, highest paid actress, of our generation…

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Posted in:SFW|Sofia Vergara

2017

20

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Latina Ass in Leggings of the Day

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Demi Lovato’s thickness doesn’t offend me, I think it’s kinda hot, and I’ve never been a Demi Lovato fan or pervert creep creeping on her in the history of my pervert crreeping, I just always thought she was a bottom feeder built like a bulldog, who had to be a lesbian based on her structural build alone, and who turned out to be a bi-sexual bi polar – product of child exploitation from her family….and look at her now…out in the fitness gear…looking like she’s got that fat booty on….and I guess there’s nothing wrong with that if you know how to use it…and don’t have to listen to her bullshit attempt to be inclusive to all women…when really she’s out there trying to be an instagram whore…

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Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

20

Dec

Paris Jackson Panty of the Day

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Paris Jackson is in some panties…or apparently this is Paris Jackson, I have no idea whether she’s Paris Jackson or not, and I guess either does she because she doesn’t want to take the DNA test that reminds her and the rest of the world that she’s not MJs legit kid, but rather some mooch living off his empire because he was weird and “adopted” her, hoping she was a little boy….but instead ending up with some girl putting her weird self out there in boy shorts…

Posted in:Paris Jackson|SFW

2017

20

Dec

Helen Hunt’s in a Bikini Top of the Day

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Helen Hunt may be 100 fucking years old ,but she’s got the surfer booty, like all the slutty surfer girls from the interent, and she’s turning it into clickbait, because there’s nothing seductive and sexual about a woman who is just competing in her sport, posing erotically for the paparazzi in that bikini top…because it’s her equipment…when really we know she’s out there letting the world know that despite being old as fuck…she’s still got the tits…which statistically isn’t bad…since breast cancer rates thanks to birth control are through the roof…but this grandmother’s out there being fit…

I didn’t jerk off to Mad About You…or that Tornado movie…but Helen Hunt’s alright…

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Posted in:Helen Hunt|SFW

2017

20

Dec

Irina Shayk Titty Cowboy for Love Magazine of the Day

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Irina Shayk is a wonderful, soulless, opportunistic, hollywood wife straight from Russia…

The Russians have come a long way from making bootleg VHS tapes of American TV contraband that they passed around amongst themselves….you know when they’d have riots for American music, like when Michael Jackson played for them….or they’d fucking kill for a pair of Levis jeans….and now…they are billionaires, or fucking billionaires, no longer seductive spies, but just as manipulative and tactical, using it to get fucked by pop culture, since Brad Cooper and Ronaldo are pop culture and making a life of that…for yourself because you’re hot Russian bride…

This is for Love Magazine, I hate promoting their shit, they don’t promote me, and it’s not that good, but it’s Irina Shayk fetish is stronger than my hate for this clickbait….

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW|Videos

2017

20

Dec

Katy Perry in Renaissance Fetish Gear of the Day

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I guess Katy Perry was out to prove that no matter what era she channels, in costume or whatever, she’s still bunk as fuck, bootleg, unattractive, as shit….

No matter how hard she tries, and she is fucking trying…she’s still very difficult to jerk off to…and really fucking terrible to listen to, probably one of the worst

Yet she’s rich, people suck up to her and bitch has no idea…I hate everything about this monster…

She’s a shit fetish, even grosser than a german one.

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

19

Dec

Bella Thorne Panty Flash of the Day

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Bella Thorne does not exist, I mean besides to her drug dealer who is pumping her full of what I assume is Heroin or MDMA, raver shit for the broken heart…

But she does have a lot of fucking followers, is getting a lot of work, is making money – like she was still on a Disney Show…and she almost matters thanks to social media…

So to celebrate that, girl’s gotta post a damn panty shot…it’s how she knows she’s alive.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

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