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2017

23

Dec

Britney Spears Got that Tight Mom Body of the Day

Britney Spears being tight bodied in black sweatpants and a crop top

Britney Spears’ tight old lady mom body is trying to communicate with us, you know send us messages through smoke signals, because behind her medicated money making for her mooch family hustle…there’s a girl screaming for a freedom…she just can’t…but is clearly resorting to T-Shirt slogans to get you to know she needs to be saved…

I don’t know what “we are all dreamers”….has to do with getting saved..but I know she wants to be to be saved from the hell that is her luxurious prison…dancing monkey life…

Posted in:Britney Spears|SFW

2017

23

Dec

Katy Perry Unfortunate Crotch Shot of the Day

Katy Perry is disgusting flashing her crotch

This is the worst way to go into Christmas…

Katy Perry, a demon sent from the depths of hell to rape our minds with shitty music we all know the lyrics of thanks to evil BRAIN WASHING….

Out there showing her Crotch being suffocated by her fat thighs, because she’s fat…like she’s some kind of hot bitch who people adorn and want to see her fat gunt getting choked out like a wrestler…

I’ll always look at pussy definition…but that doesn’t mean the pussy definition is worth looking at..

This Girl is a Monster…and her tits aren’t even that great.

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

22

Dec

Olivia Wilde Gets Political of the Day

Olivia Wilde Wears a red impeach sweater

Here’s Olivia Wilde, who I guess is American and not just by marriage to the dude she had all her kids with, I think she’s got a bunch of kids, I know she’s banging Jason Sudeikis, and I also know that I only write about her because she’s some entitled rich kid who gave herself a stage name and went Hollywood, but then I accidentally watched her in a Christmas movie, you know because I like the Christmas spirit, and I actually don’t mind her, I still like laughing that her name is Cockburn not Wilde, and Wilde is some Oscar Wilde inspired thing, which in and of itself is lame as fuck, just own the cock burn, I know I do.

Well, she’s decided to piss off some people, probably excite a lot of people, in her Christmas themed Christmas sweater that reads “IMPEACH’…you know using her platform and the paparazzi to get noticed, or to make a point..that probably makes sense to most people…even if they are supposed to RESPECT their president…and that will likely piss off a lot of people…who probably don’t know how to read anyway.

I guess she really is WILDE…

I like her face.

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Posted in:Olivia Wilde|SFW

2017

22

Dec

Bella Thorne Chrismas Spirit Lingerie of the Day

Bella Thorne Chrismas Spirit Lingerie

Bella Thorne is a Christmas Miracle, producing some Christmas clickbait, because it is Christmas and she’s an attention seeker who likes getting into lingerie any excuse she can get and nothing’s more Christmas for a famewhore than wearing lingerie…

She may not matter, she may look like the Trans woman I saw last night, not in a romantic way, but walking around like it was Halloween on Christmas…but I guess that’s her everyday of pretending to be a dude…

She has what look like some real looking fake titties..and a willingness in all her annoying…to show them off…

Merry Christmas to All and to All a good enough night.

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

22

Dec

Maria Menounos in Red Panty Bottoms of the Day

Maria Menounos cover of womens health with red panties on

Maria Menounos is in a magazine showing off her Greek body…like the clickbait that she was when she was on that entertainment show and people cared about her.

Some of her best work – is vagina sticking its tongue out at us on the beach intentionally…even though her anus is her actual vagina…it’s a greek thing…yes I know I already said that…i like to repeat myself…everyday, every year, like groundhog day…over and over and over again…

But I guess she still wants to matter so she’s out doing media…and here’s that cover you shouldn’t care about.

Posted in:Maria Menounos|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Demi Lovato’s Got the titties On of the Day

Demi Lovato Tits out of her shirt

Demi Lovato sexualizing herself with her tits and her face injections…creeps me out…but I guess people who are obsessed with Disney, because she was a Disney Kid, and because we know there are people obsessed with Disney, unable to get over it, because they had some childhood trauma and Disney feels like home…keep this thing alive…so we can see what she’d call her evolution, but I’d call her inconsistencies and lies to get people to buy her shit, like a manipulative entitled cunt you know she is.

I am not a fan, but I guess the face injections and working out is doing alright for her…so lets support that cosmetic treatment shit…

Posted in:Demi Lovato|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Lili Reinhart & Camila Mendes, the girls of Riverdale, Trying to be Hot of the Day

Lili Reinhart in in a yellow cut out dress

I have watched at least one season of Riverdale, because I’m a weirdo into those teen dramas that are the fucking worst but that use cliffhangers to rope me back in, even when I don’t care, leading to me spending 20 hours watching a season while drunk….

I don’t find either of the main characters hot, the blonde Betty Fat, the Veronica a troll with no neck, who looks like a bulldog..

The only one worth jerking off to is the redhead, and they forgot to put her in these pics…idiots…

I’ll post them because this is a hot show, these girls think they are hot, clearly…they aren’t that great…but better than anything you’ve fucked or will fuck…so maybe you think they’re the best…I can’t tell, because I don’t know who you are my only reader.

Posted in:Camila Mendes|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Brooke Shields in Some Magazine in her Underwear of the Day

Brooke Shields in Some Magazine in her Underwear

Brooke Shields is the reason I thought Andre Agassi was a homosexual…because for the majority of her life and career she’s been a big burly dyke…

Brooke Shields has only really been good in her underwear in Blue Lagoon when Hollywood made erotic movies with teens, and didn’t go to jail, what the fuck was that sex offense about…weird…I can’t imagine that ever happening today…which is a good thing…we don’t need more perverts jerking off to underage girls..

But we also don’t need more perverts jerking off to Brooke Shields, she’s had her time, even if she’s got this new face thanks to botox and a body I guess she works out cuz she’s got nothing better to do..

It’s some shameless ego nonsense that could have been “aging gracefully”…but I guess all these people like to be clickbait, it’s part of being famous….or “once famous”…

I’m not into 60 year olds in panties or bathing suits ever..not even on tropical cruises…shit terrifies me…but also makes me feel young and fit…comparatively…but these are pictures and not a cruise, and they should have never happened…that’s all.

Spread eagled too? What?!

Posted in:Brooke Shields|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Alexa Vega Bikini Selfie of the Day

Alexa Vega naked with her kid face down in a crib

Child Star, Spy Kid, Alexa Vega who you may have masturbated to like you were Robert Rodriguez, the director of Spy Kids, back in the 90s, is a grown up now, she’s also a mom because she couldn’t land any actual acting work, and I guess she’s also an instagram exhibitionist since all women like to be parading around and objectified and judge, especially when she looks this good, or when she’s got herself some facetune/photoshop to ensure she looks this good.

But that baby in the background’s not looking to right though…

Posted in:Alexa Vega|SFW

2017

21

Dec

Demi Rose Nude Shoot of the Day

Demi Rose nude close up wearing black boots

Demi Rose, is some chick who I guess fucks the editors at the Daily Mail, because people I know who read the Daily Mail, or at least watch their snaps on snapchat, which is still a thing, always send me posts on her, and I know nothing about her, other than that she’s some gutter looking Kardashian, with a fat ass and face titties, from the UK, who I guess is a call girl, or porn chick, on the Sugar Baby circuit, possibly now getting paid because of all her followers, but clearly a fucking sex worker…

This is some hyped up nude shoot she did that I feel obligated to post…even though I still don’t know what her deal is, or why she’s got so many followers, this look isn’t that hot, but I guess dudes like anything that look like jacked up comic book characters……so cheesy, photoshopped, weird looking…fake….but I guess people are into it…so here is her bullshit.

Posted in:Demi Rose|SFW