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2017

17

Jul

Vanessa Hudgens Kills the Oceans at the Grocery Store of the Day

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I would have expected Vanessa Hudgens to be a cunty, wasteful, disgusting human…as I watch her load up her car with bottled water that thill end up filling the landfills, and eventually end up in the ocean killing the marine life and CORAL….and I guess I can only hope the plastic leaches into the water she drinks, causing cancer and having her die a premature death because that would only be fitting…..fitting…something she clearly doesn’t grasp as her 30 year old ass hangs out of her shorts while she squats…but not fitting when it comes to clothing…is always a win…for a pervert like me…almost making her redeem herself…except for her killing the fucking OCEAN…I like the fucking Ocean….and this twat can’t bother with reusable glass bottles….CANCER FOR HER!!!

That said, I wish more pussy lip hung out of these shorts. She is the OG slutty selfie girl…where’s the damn LABIA…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

17

Jul

Jessica Alba in a Bikini of the Day

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Jessica Alba bores me but she’s on Vacation with her fake family, sure they crawled out of her womb, but you know the husband thing is just a front she used to get a billion dollar company, when she’s not out sucking producer, actor and director dick to validate her career in entertainment, something she craves….and wants…it’s obvious….she just knows the tech company is what’s making her the real money…so ride that out..while riding out other celebs behind his back…because that’s the kind of woman she is….a self involved twat that’s been shredded by kids…

People still like her, in her old age, so here she is.

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Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Alessandra Ambrosio Bikini of the Day

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Alessandra Ambrosio is in a white bathing suit bottom and I have a white bathing suit bottom fetish because I am into pussy…and white bathing suit bottoms always seem to be neglected by a girl who doesn’t realize she’s flashing her fucking pussy…you know while they are all busy watching out for their nipples…their asses are often times full visibile and if you’re lucky and hit them from the right angle…you can also see the place where ass and pussy meet / meat…

MEAT….

Point being, I’ve been around white bikini bottoms often enough to know, they are magical and I still remember the first time I saw a white bikini in action at the public pool in the 90s…girl had no idea her full fucking bush was being broadcast to all of us perverts on during that heat wave….and then…a few years later my rich friend invited me to his pool where his sister was also going for a swim…and girl was walking around after her little dip…PUSSY exposed…to the point I could see clit…MY kind of bathing suit I thought…and carried…forever…

This white bathing suit is less exciting than those white bathing suits, but it still speaks to my soul I thought was otherwise dead…I guess that’s why she gets paid so much to wear these bikinis….right…


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Posted in:Alessandra Ambrosio|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Lindsey Von Ass in Pants of the DAy

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Lindsey Vonn is a thick ass, thick legged, pro skier, Olympic dream and for that reason alone, she only dates black guys, as they are athletic and can hit the spot, you know that white guys are incapable of hitting, with their pathetic small white guy dicks, and white guy empowerment, and white guy lack of appreciation for a strong woman who can squat alot, very fast, for a long period of time, and that they are too busy to handle, or fuck back hard enough for her callused ass to feel anything under all that muscle tissue…

I am a fan, mainly because I grew up with pro skier chicks and none looked this good with a cameltoe at a kids event…showing tits at a kids event…because internet porn makes kids sluttier and see through is the norm…

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Posted in:Lindsey Vonn|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Kimberly Garner in Bikini of the Day

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Kimberly Garner is some reality show trash from the UK, but her ass is amazing and that’s all that matters…

That’s a skinny girl with a tight ass you can chip a tooth on, you know the kind of ass you’d want girls in bikinis to have, in this lazy world of sit on your ass and do nothing but eat processed food world we live in…cellulite ridden pigs everywhere, even on what would have beeen a skinny chick if she wasn’t so fucking addicted to sugar….but luckily some girls are eager enough to find a rich guy to take them to yachts and know fit ass is the key to that…

This is good bikini…

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Posted in:Kimberly Garner|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne is Ridiculous of the Day

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Someone taught Bella Thorne that being an annoying person is the equivalent to her “not giving a fuck”…and she took that advice to heart…knowing that “Not giving a fuck” comes across as authentic and not contrived…the whole “me doing me” movement…and in that weird public rebellion that is really just tactics to get attention to her hot body….because she knows she has a hot body…and that the entire strategy combined will lead to money making scheming like a Vine Star….because this is what “celebrity” looks like today…it’s loud, it’s silly, it’s annoying, it’s irritating, and it is trolling with their jokes…because the more views they get…the better they feel…the more money they make…the winning happens…

She was on Sway in the Morning promoting EDM however that works…because girl has an EDM song now..because it’s just that fucking easy….also easy…jerking off to her….slutty behavior…because she’s a weird disney kid and thus hornier than non disney kids…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Chloe Bennet Agent of Shields in a Bikini of the Day

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Chloe Bennet is on some nerdy show called Agents of Shield…and she’s wearing a bikini in Chicago because that’s what girls do when they are in Chicago…along with eating pizza and visiting Chris Farley’s death site….and really experiencing first hand just how fat American women can be….when they aren’t on a TV…like Chloe Bennet and her round little ass…

The highlight of these pics is the dude who spotted the clit…weird world this internet is…weird fucking world..

Posted in:Chloe Bennet|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Activist Mom of the Day

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I like seeing moms angry that the media is addressing real life issues that porn being available to all at the age of 4 thanks to the internet….freaking out because magazines for teens…who are statistically sexually active…write content about how to do it safely, and better…you know so you don’t get caught by your psycho mom…who is trying to pretend that sex doesn’t happen, so that you learn about it in a truck stop one night by your step daddy or some shit…

I think it’s nice knowing that oppressive, sex fearing parents still exist, because some of the sluttiest girls I’ve knows have been a product of the least liberal of parents…you know weirdo religious types…and it’s let to some great times for me…

So keep the activist parents fighting SODOMY in a world that is genderless, and more interestingly, FAIR…just yesteday in the park I heard a kid saying that all the players on his team are equal….like some kind of pussy…not realizing that no one is equal…but maybe that harsh reality will come before he breaks and turns to prescription drugs in 10 years…like the daughter of Activist Mom….who is probably already working on anal to not get pregnant…like EVERY girl I had sex with in High School…in an era before PORN…because humans are perverts and always will be…no matter how hard people pretend they aren’t….

I mean Activist mom by definition takes cum inside her so who is she to fucking complain…I assume she’s just trying to get viral videos going for Youtube money and this is just a variation of stage parenting…famewhoring…an angle…for her audience..

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2017

17

Jul

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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I try to convince every woman I meet in a bar – that I am trying to get naked – or have sex with in some capacity or another – that I am dead….a ghost or a zombie that no one else can see…a figment of her imagination…a corpse…a vision….a simulation…not actually there…and I’ll spend hours doing this because I am pretty persuasive…but they only realize I am actually dead when I pull out my limp ice cold from poor circulation and diabetes cock…and they see it doesn’t work…but it is a terrifying shade of blue…

It’s some modern romance…you know…

Here are some morning links…

Reporter Stops three Reports From Arguing – Because Misogyny….
CLICK HERE

Aaron Carter is Amazing
CLICK HERE

Activist MOM of the Day – VS Teen Vogue
CLICK HERE

Boobs Against Bull Fighting
CLICK HERE

Reporter VS Helicopter
CLICK HERE

Dalmation’s Record Litter
CLICK HERE

Dead Zombie Movie Legend
CLICK HERE

Pizza Parlor Fight in Toronto
CLICK HERE

21 New World Land Marks
CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|stepLINKS

2017

14

Jul

ROBOT NIPPLES OF THE DAY

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Nicole Kidman’s on the cover of magazines at 100 years old…reminding you that Robots Don’t AGE…they just eventually stop working and you sell the for parts…I’ll take the pussy…not that it was ever used, and most likely had a dick for Tom Cruise’s Needs…bringing up the important question “CAN TRANNIES HAVE BABIES”….sure…if they ADOPT like Nicole Kidman did…

Either way – GREAT ROBOT nipples…

Posted in:Nicole Kidman|SFW