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2017

18

Jul

Pam Anderson Monster TITTIES of the Day

Pam Anderson brought her mutant Frankenstein tits to a photoshoot – where they spilled out of her weird outfit – because she was clearly drunk and a disaster….and so were her tits, that she didn’t actually notice were spilling out of her shirt because they’ve been hacked up so many times…

She’s old as hell, looks old and hell, and this is how I assume plastic surgery ages….

These tits have been mutilated to fuck like some kind of female circumcised vagina but the titty version…she’s a victim here, as she looks down and see what must be scarred to shit, no feeling, terrifying….

Were her her original tits been really that bad….I like small tits…why did this happen…was monster tits the reason for her career? Would she have made it without them? Did people really like tit implants that much in the 90s? Not to mention why is she so haggard…when other 50 year olds aren’t? Is it the cured hep, or the way her injections melt? Why is she so trashy, yet so rich? so many questions..all for Canada…

Posted in:Pamela Anderson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Heidi Klum in Fishnets of the Day

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Heidi Klum shameless….on instagram…becasue slutty is what she does…she was a lingerie model..

With a history of being a dirtbag since Seal used his forearm sized cock to ravage her in ways only a German fetishist could handle, resulting in dozens of kids I like to call the Beige Army, I think it is safe to say, that 50 year old Twat is not something you’d really want to explore, cuz no Kegel is strong enough to tighten that slop hole up, but like any girl posting suggestive pics to the internet, part me has got to endorse her efforts…..as much as I fear getting lost in her battered womb….

We can assume she’s genetically modified…Nazi Science…or some shit..because this is no 50 year old body I’ve ever seen…

Apparently this is her naked in a magazine…and it’s pretty good for a naked chick…

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2017

18

Jul

Rosario Dawson Big Tits of the Day

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Rosario Dawson’s lawyer hit me up just a month or two ago to take down some nude pics of her that were leaked…because she’s slutty and doesn’t want you to know it…

Then girl goes ahead and posts this video of herself, her crotch, her panties, all topless and that confuses me…considering…they are all sluts I get it…I GET IT..

I’ve heard stories about this one, who I guess just figured out that slutty internet behavior is the only way to matter, kind of like slutty once was, only not behind closed doors….

Posted in:Rosario Dawson|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Katy Perry in Bikini Looking Piggy in a Bikini of the Day

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What a pig…

Katy Perry is disgusting…and she is in a bikini…

I saw these pictures yesterday and I am still recovering because I find her a fucking monster…and that may be more than just hating her sloppy tits and her sloppy body that she’s pretending she’s in empowering….because I love sloppy tits….

I think the hate stems from her entitled face, winning at life face, because she’s evil…and illuminati shit..being brainwashed into listening to her shitty music…they make us listen to the radio…and I know the words to her songs and don’t listen to the radio or actively listen to her…but know her lyrics that aren’t very inspiring by the way…and that is some fucked up shit..

Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Kylie and Kendall Keep Whoring of the DAy

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Kylie in GQ, Kendall is posting shameless under titty panty pics, together they are pushing bikinis and the whole thing would be offensive if you weren’t into how influential they are, how much product they sell to kids who don’t need their products, but who are just mindless half retards medicated and confused, and more importantly, if you hated everything they represent, even though thanks to them kids want to be useless, sex dolls, models, and other nonsense….while I appreciate them pushing her face injections, plastic surgery and willingness to get naked….great times…always..but not really because it is boring.

SO MUCH GARBAGE ALL IN ONE POST

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|Kylie Jenner|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Charlize Theron’s Nipples in Some Bra Outfit of the Day

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One thing I like about Charlize Theron is that her mom killed her father because he was “abusive”…making her the kind of girl who grew up thinking it was ok to murder people if they rubbed you the wrong way…and being someone who rubs people the wrong way, not because I am abusive, but rather misunderstood, even if just through words…makes her dangerous…and that is exciting…and part of the reason I’ve tried fucking convicted killers a few times by romancing them while they were still in jail….

She’s also in some blockbuster in some sports bra bullshit that is designer…pretty bold…pretty edgy…not as edgy as when she was a nude model and playing the scene fucking random dudes…back when you probably jerked off to her, unless you’re like me, and you jerked off to her during the filming of MONSTER….

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Irina Shayk in a Underwear Selfie of the Day

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Irina Shayk posted a slutty selfie post pregancy, because she’s Russian, a Sex Worker at a high level because her uterus was filled with A-Lister cum….living the American Dream her mom probably dreamt of when smuggling in Michael Jackson tapes in 1985….and now her daughter is dating someone like Michael Jackson…in Hollywood…bright lights big city…

I know you can’t believe anything on social media with all the apps, making bitches look nothing like they look in person….especially when it’s from a Russian sex worker spam bot…I see this shit all day everyday…but I guess you can never believe anything a woman says ever…so it just makes sense to take it for what it’s worth…and pretend…it’s everything…since she’s hot…even with a broken / shredded / ripped apart pussy.

Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Bella Thorne Ass in Panties of the Day

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Bella Thorne’s dad died in 2007…I just found that out because she’s making a song for him as she’s discovered that EDM is a joke and very easy to produce garbage songs that retard kids get into….

The fat that her dad died in 2007 may be all I need to know…as I watch her lingerie photoshoot video she posted on social media like my kind of girl….topless and hot bodied…young and already so slutty…thank you Dead Dad for this..

I thought it was some Disney Execs or a stage mom, and it may be…but I like to think…it’s more Dead Dad caused…so thank you dead dad for this…now if only more dads would die prematurely for their kids to grow up to something I can jerk off to..

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Julianne Hough’s Honeymoon 6 Pack of the Day

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Where I’m from a Honeymoon 6 Pack refers to me trying to drink away the tears of seemingly giving up my freedom before realizing I am a man and I am destined to cheat and accepting that it’s not cheating, it’s being a warlord, an opportunist, a MAN…it starts to feel good…and when the woman who traps you tries to further oppress you, it feels good knowing you may or may not have given her an STD from your being a MAN behavior…

That said, Julianne Hough’s honeymoon 6 pack involves abs, she’s a dancer, and a muppet who wants to look her best…and the only amazing thing about her being married is that it wasn’t to her brother…I guess cuz he’s a homo.

Posted in:Julianne Hough|SFW

2017

17

Jul

Eva Longoria Quit Fitness of the Day

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Eva Longoria quit fitness something I am sure we can all relate to. I mean there was a time, once, maybe two decades ago, where I worked out, it felt good..you know to not be a fat fucking piece of shit who struggles trying to stand or fit into chairs in public…but like Eva Longoria, I quit that shit, because it’s easier to not work out, but unlike Eva Longoria I am not a celebrity or a chick and I don’t need to look good, I’m perfectly fine being a troll on my couch no one wants to talk to, it fits my needs, but seeing a celebrity do this shit is just offensive…I mean bitch…we got you paid all that money you made based on being the hot mexican…what is this bullshit…oh right…women expire at a certain age…

But then again, she does marry / bang black guys who love this fertile looking pile of shit…so this is for them…

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