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2017

19

Jul

January Jones Single Mother Tits of the Day

January Jones was one of the original, or more recent celebrities to be knocked up by some kind of sperm donor of sort….who I assume is a rich connected Hollywood dude with a wife…who sends her monthly checks…but could also be a variety of people she’s ashamed of or just doesn’t know who the dad is because these bitches are whore.s..so lets look at her single mother tits…like we do at the strip club..

In recent days – disgusting Mindy Kaling is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jennifer Lawrence puked at a play and thus is pregnant with no baby daddy, Jessica Alba announced her pregnancy, that may not be with her baby daddy since she sleeps around, and I’m sure other people are pregnant too…I’m just too lazy to google…and they are just too lazy to get that abortion.

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2017

19

Jul

Old Lady Aniston Still Doing the Titty Thing of the Day

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Old Lady Aniston who wears slutty outfits from the 90s because those were the glory days for nipples….and is too old for this kind of behavior…but I guess she might as well milk those nipples, not literally cuz no one will ever knock her up, but figuratively, because she’s either 50 or pushing 50 and there’s not all that much time left in them to be interesting to look at, unless you’re like me and love seeing old ladies with hard nipples sagging by the pool, beach or wherever they are, not because they are hot, but because you know how much experienced those tits are

Still nipples…

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Posted in:Jennifer Aniston|SFW

2017

19

Jul

Joy Corrigan in a Bikini of the Day

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Joy Corrigan is Miami’s own South Florida dream with a ridiculous body and huge fake tits – who gets enough catalog work to secure some rich Miami friends to date..

She must be pretty fucking excited that it is SWIM WEEK…the FASHION WEEK OF SWIM…because she gets to show the actual models around, you know to her stomping grounds, a local….who no one takes the Miami Based models as serious as the New York Based models…MODEL WARS….

Whether they are low level garbage catalog girls too scared to make the move, or over paid trash, they look good half naked in bikinis, that’s why they get paid by people and boyfriends, and that’s what matters…

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Posted in:Joy Corrigan|SFW

2017

19

Jul

TARAFYING REID of the Day

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My brain doesn’t think in PUNS but I know that I hate buns whenever I realize someone is using a PUN….I think “why the fuck is that retard making that stupid fucking PUN”… only after I catch onto the PUN…because my name doesn’t even recognize most PUNS…which is why I was both so proud and so mad at myself in a KNOW my enemy kind of way dropping what I’m sure I’ve heard on other sites or in the media when reference TARA REID…maybe it was on some social media bullshit or TINDER where the bitch named TARA called herself TARAFYING….but in this case…the TARA is actually terrifying, not just some drunk college girl at some bikini EDM party in her profile pics, who thinks she’s terrifying because she gets drunk and fucks dudes off tinder…but terrifying in that she’s a living fucking horror movie…a tribute to that dude who just died that made Night of the Living Dead….a zombie…half dead…and it has and always will be porn to me…

Maybe it’s her wonky tit job, her skinny frame, but I think it’s her commitment to the party when she had a solid career going for her…WEIRDOS…

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Posted in:SFW|Tara Reid

2017

18

Jul

Lily Rose Depp is my Favorite of the Day

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Lily Rose Depp is freshly 18 and I find her amazing…making her…my favorite…which I guess would be seen as perverted since I am an old fucking man…but the law is on my side, plus rich kids grow up faster than other kids thanks to their life of being exposed to dad’s cocaine at 5.

All the other fame whores slutting out on social media just have nothing on this one…they are boring, uninteresting, repetitive, trash….who I am sure this one is an entitled, garbage human…but cute and stylish and potentially braless for social media existence…and for that, coupled with her dad being a crazy person who has been around forever, and their private Bahama island…she’s good.

She was recently house shopping in a dress braless so I’ll just post those up again…..

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Posted in:Lily Rose Depp|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Rat Cow in a Bikini of the Day

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Earlier today, someone sent me some photoshoot of Rat Cow in a jacket with no top on – because she’s a shameless softcore pornstar who produces low level erotica that is very hard to jerk off to – especially when you are impotent….

I told him that I would only promote Rat Cow if it was in 5 years and I stumbled upon her backpages account because that’s where I find sex..

I guess I lied….because she’s shamelessly doing staged paparazzi pics as part of her angle and strategy and it’s bananas…because it works…even though she barely does…she commands high prices and gets paid thanks to the world being morons unable to distinguish a whore from “TALENT”….

Well, here she is in a bikini, because she’s good manipulator…but not that good…this fake friend set up is hilarious as we know she has no friends for a fact but MORE importantly…look at that aging ass…it is melting away, now I know she’s not known for her ass, but STILL…it’s getting dimply and dumpy and that alone is hilarious because girl cant even commit to the gym to work out to be the sex pot who never quite hit….seriously…

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Here she is click-baiting like the bait-ass trick she is…click click click….in a bra…busty and not as bad as she is at her core..

Here she is in ALLURE…

Posted in:Rat Cow|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Nicole Scherzinger’s Nipple Grabbing Dick of the Day

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Nicole Scherzinger has such a broken down face – but how good are these shameless pics for the paparazzi of her rubbing some gay dude dick – who I assume fucks her because she’s got a dick and is a man not that gay dudes historically like trannies, trannies are more designed for straight dudes who are confused or closet cases….

He’s probably one of her back-up dancers, on some K-Fed Shit, might as well suck it up and fuck her ass like she’s a dude because this is a good life…a real good life…she’s rich for being a mainstream stripper…WEIRD.

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Real good…that’s how good they are…

Here’s her nipple…

Posted in:Nicole Scherzinger|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Halle Berry Bikini of the Day

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Halle Berry so naughty – posting blurry bikini pics that are probably from 3 decades ago…

Even if they are from today, who the fuck cares, she’s old, expired, forgotten and the world doesn’t need the whitest black person that the jewish investors feel comfortable investing into…that would be cultural appropriation shit…

But she’s still in a bikini and I can stare at that…I don’t have anything else going on…..just stare at the exploitative hack…you know….in a bikini….looking counter culture from her WHITE PRIVILEGE

Posted in:Halle Berry|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Megan Fox Slutty Selfie of the Day

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Megan Fox doesn’t get work now that she’s a mom of 5 with her captor Brian Austin Green, who she hasn’t been able to escape even though she’s tried a few times by having sex with other celebrities….but she just keeps running back to breed with him….obsessive fan girl…or I guess it could be the other way around now that he’s got a better career than her…not saying much since her career is expired…but still has some hope…thanks to an outdated brand roping her in as their spokesperson…a lingerie company…despite her being and old tired mom…I guess they could see her actual slut core…

WHO knows…this is clearly a social media obligation I can’t jerk off to, but nice fake lips….expired milk….like Jessica Alba…but less pregnant but her pussy has seen more babies crawl out of it…late 90s hotness turned shit…united…

Posted in:Megan Fox|SFW

2017

18

Jul

Bella Hadid Has Nipples of the Day

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In case you were wondering, everyone’s favorite It Girl who no one actually really knows or cares about in the grand scheme of the world, but who a select few people book out and make her seem like she matters, while the world is too narcissistic to actually care, allowing her to think she matters while she’s relevant, a high high…that will crash and burn the way we want it to and they way I am excited for it to…if only I don’t die of Diabetes before it does….

While I wait…I will openly accept all her nude shoots, nipples out, for the paparazzi and beyond…because I love nipples…and all these girls braless and nipples out…as that is how perverts work…

Thanks Bella Hadid and your stage parents for making you look better than the troll you once were for the benefit of the family name..