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2017

13

Jul

Sarah Hyland Freaks me Out of the Day

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I don’t know why Sarah Hyland isn’t exclusively cast in horror movies, because this bitch terrifies me.

I follow her on social media, I see her paparazzi pics pop up because she’s one of the last standing Sitcom stars in a world where Network TV finally doesn’t matter…and her bobble head on her little body…reminds me of some kind of deformity…like the girl with Cancer Face in South Korea…

Only more cunty, entitled, whiney thanks to being a fucking overpaid celebrity sold off by her parents that made her this freakish way because they thought the hormone therapy would keep her young looking for longer…and now she’s just a mutant…

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2017

13

Jul

Bella Hadid is so Casual on the Yacht Showering for the Cameraman of the Day

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Bella Hadid posted this super casual selfie of herself in what looks like lingerie, but could be a bathing suit, you know we live in a world of girls who need to take instagram selfies in bikinis to get followers, so the bikini market has really taken the fuck off…

You know so that these women, whether it is mooches like the Hadids, who basically eat the Kardashian/ Jenner table scraps…just garbage people sitting at the right table…who post pics of themselves like this – just casually taking a Yacht Shower…not posing like a fucking lame bitch who poses like she’s a model…only this one has tricked people into treating her like a model…and the whole world…remains DUMB.

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2017

12

Jul

Katy Perry Doughy and Sloppy as Fuck With Some Groupies of the Day

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I fucking hate Katy Perry. The mention of her name makes my stomach churn and makes me feel like gagging…because I know she’s a lie, a scam, a hack and a product of a viral hit that put her barely talented at singing, definitely not talented at dancing, hipster in LA with a dream and the right friends, a fucking thing….that makes millions upon millions of dollars.

She’s disgusting to look at, disgusting to listen to, and seeing her in a bikini, big tits and all, is just too much disgusting…this embracing her chubby…is as depressing as her hired friend cheering her on…not because she’s trolling the pig to humiliate herself, but because she’s legit into Katy Perry because Katy Perry invites her as a friend on her chartered yachts..

All this to say…the fucking WORST.

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2017

12

Jul

Lottie Moss – Butt Shots of the Day

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Lottie Moss and her “Not Yours” silly, cheeky, funny, cute tattoo that you know everyone she fucks or who fucks her from behind laughs about because they know that at that moment in time, that cute little ass is theirs…whither Lottie admits it or not…usually when someone goes with a comedic empowering thing and tattoos it on their ass…they are full of shit…but I like her ass anyway…

This is a series of pictures of her ass in a bikini that may not matter in the grand scheme but that I am actually starting to vibe on….

Because I realized she’s milking her name for trashy reality TV, not for fashion and for some reason that makes me like her better. It’s like she knows she’s trashy and better suited for trashy cuz it’s fun than High Fashion modeling…and she probably still gets paid milking her half sister Kate’s name…

The whole thing is great – because when a girl who is not capable of being a top model, get booked as a top model because of her instagram followers, I feel the need for a world reset…..but when a girl who still mooches her name goes the right direction…I feel there is still hope…because not everyone should be a model…even with all this fat chick empowerment shit….

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2017

12

Jul

Bella Thorne is Subtle of the Day

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Bella Thorne is hilarious…I mean her casual walk turns into what looks like a low level instagram model shoot in some creepy photographer who is obsessed with getting girls naked in his “studio” that he lives in…to leverage his account and his “art” at least that’s what he calls it…to get these girls naked…even though all it really takes is having 100k followers…and the girls will come running…

That said, I am very into her ass…and tits…and low level acting…and I just want her falling into insanity to start including more pussy lip…we’re ready for it…the tits and ass are great and all…but does it really count without exposed labia…

I DO NOT THINK SO….

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2017

12

Jul

Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife of the Day

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I wonder if shitting on Miranda Kerr, not like a billionaire shitting on her cuz he knows he owns her, but making fun of her because she’s so obvious in her sugar babying…will get me banned or compromised on Snapchat…I am thinking, definitely…little angry billionaire nerd…just fucking doing as much damage as he fucking can…to prevent me from calling his girl a hooker, even though she’s been on for decades before he even knew who she was because he was 11.

Well, she’s got a system in place…and I call it the Miranda Kerr Billionaire Wife Program…and these are the steps…..

1 – Do local shitty modeling and get to an event an A-Lister will be at. Get pregnant by A-Lister and pressure him to marry you.

2- Use celebrity of being married to A-Lister to get you a contract with an evil billion dollar brand. It makes you credible, valuable, increases your stock price.

3- Get out of your relationship with some has been actor who is probably gay, you already got the press for that and the best way to do that is by fucking Bieber…he’s popular..

4- Get fired from your million dollar contract with a lingerie company for fucking Bieber, because the billionaires you are trying to bed won’t want to pay your rent when they know you are out of work…but that you were once employed…by a high profile brand….you know to help you get back on your feet…they just like that you had work and that you’re in a place of desperation that requires their help…

5- Pull in some sporadic campaigns, so that she doesn’t seen like a full mooch….do some media, get some red carpet pics, you know seem like an active member int he model world…because these billionaires want models, they don’t want girls who once modeled…that makes them feel irrelvant and buying last year’s model..

6- Fuck 3 Billionaires in a row, have 2 fight over you, because once you go BILLIONAIRE you never go back….

7- Choose the most current one, with the most potential of getting her jobs….

8- MARRY HIM….

9- Do magazines in your panties to keep him horny for you, not that you care, but you have a pre-nup to ride out, probably 5 years of marriage, you gotta keep things locked in so you cash out..

Posted in:Miranda Kerr|SFW

2017

12

Jul

Lily-Rose Depp Hot Body House Shopping of the Day

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Lily-Rose Depp…..is not a Sugar Baby…and that’s nice to see when a hot girl in LA is out house shopping…because she’s got a daddy of her own, a real actual daddy of her own, and she doesn’t need to go out and fuck rich dudes to fill her bank account with an allowance..because he has a lot of fucking money and he can do that for her….maybe they have something set up for her, like her college fund, that just drops payment every month, or maybe she is using her own money that she gets from model jobs just being Johnny Depps daughter, and the whole thing doesn’t offend me…if anything I love it…because she’s hot as fuck, possibly cool but that’s probably a stretch, all these entitled damaged rich kids are lame, but possibly cool because her dad was busy getting drunk and fucking that Amber Heard hooker…sending her money that allowed her to really experience life / experiment with drugs…and realize that nothing in life matters but avoiding being a Hadid or Jenner cuz those girls are garbage…while this girl…is the real deal….at least that’s what my penis is saying…

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2017

12

Jul

Emilia Clarke Tits in Elle of the Day

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Emilia Clarke is in a magazine because she’s an actress in Game of Thrones and Game of Thrones is bigger than Jesus…or the Catholic Church as a whole…partially because they don’t rape little boys and pretend it is because they are the messenger of God and that’s what they are being told to do…but also because people really fucking love TV shows that tell long winded fantasy stories of wizards and dragons and other nonsense…because I guess the world are a bunch of HERB nerd motherfucers who dig that shit..

I personally hate it, but I’ll look at her cleavage in her promo tour because I got nothing else to do. What does that say about me….about me….ABOUT ME…

I’m pathetic..I know.

Posted in:Emilia Clarke|SFW

2017

12

Jul

Bambi Northwood-Blyth of the Day

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Bambi Northwood-Blyth blocked me on social media a long time ago…It was very sad, but I’ve managed to power through….

She was the young hot girlfriend of some Australian fashion tycoon from some jeans company called Tsubi that was all the fucking rage for a while, and may still be, but all the hot bitches were wearing it back when she was 12 and he was 40, because that’s the solid strategy for old rich dudes – as there will always be hot young girls willing to fuck them for the good rich luxury life….

She leveraged it into a career, that I guess she’s still rocking, from hipster scenster, ladder climber who trapped creepy rich guy…to bitch in bathing suits in vouge a decade later…

MAGIC.

Posted in:SFW

2017

12

Jul

Sarah Hyland Slutty for Demi Lovato of the Day

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Sarah Hyland creeps me the fuck out. It’s interesting that people find her hot. I get that when she was first cast on the show to play some teenager who still breast fed on Sofia Vergara’s tits, things were a little erotic for the creepers into that, you know there were a lot of them, seeing as how popular the show Modern Family was, despite there being better things to spend your time doing…like watching Internet porn.

She hasn’t aged well, she’s got some Michael Jackson vibe, of is she hormonally fucked up, maybe retarded, maybe having and allergic reaction, maybe just plastic surgery ridden…but who am I to keep you from the teen on tv you once came to…

I am here to facilitate your weirdness..

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