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2017

01

Jun

Victoria Justice – Sorbet Magazine of the Day

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I know you’re probably more of a cheap ice cream in a vat you get at Walmart fan…and Sorbet is just too classy for your blue collar, assuming you even work, redneck, I don’t even know how you managed to type in my site name to jerk off to young starlets….but you did, you’re here….

But I assume, you can appreciate a Disney-Like kid, who was with Nickelodeon not Disney, but still carried a show perverts watched with Arianna Grande before she was out there causing terrorist attacks…

And I can assume that you’d even like to lick up her leg like it was a sugar cone, only to stop at her cunt, to burry your face in the shit like it was a Rocky Road….

Because those legs are looking good….but then again, I fucking love skinny legs…it’s my favorite…

TO SEE PICS OF HER AND HER SISTER ON THE BEACH CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2017

01

Jun

Chloe Bennett Bikini Picture of the Day

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She’s on a show called Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D…..which sounds terrible, one of those “Why the fuck does TV put money into this low budget shit shows”….because there is no creativity in the world…”But then I realize it’s Comic Book shit…and that makes money…

Now she’s in a bikini…for social media…making the right moves to matter.

Either way, who the fuck is Chloe Bennett, even after looking her up I have no idea…and why aren’t these pics of her spread asshole…right.

Posted in:Chloe Bennett|SFW

2017

01

Jun

Minka Kelly Bends of the Day

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Here’s some Minka Kelly bending the fuck over like a little slut or whore trying to seduce men into paying her to fuck, only in the most lazy and barely seductive way….I mean as she scarfs down her cheetos, that they probably pay her to eat in public now that she’s fat, she might as well be taking a shit on the side of the road, because that’s how hot this is…and not in a scat loving pervert kind of hot, in a shitting is gross always, I don’t even like anal because of the shit, since it smells like shit, it’s not quite something erotic to me….

I guess what I am saying is I hate seeing girls get fat, or eating snack foods, when they should be maintaining skinny, since hungry means hungry in life, and Cheetos for the paparazzi is either an add, or a “I give up and people still like me this is LOLZ”…both terrible…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Minka Kelly|SFW

2017

01

Jun

29 Questions with Fat Ariel Winter in a Bikini Hiding her Belly Fat of the Day

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I saw this 29 questions with Ariel Winter video last week and figured more that 14,000 people would care about her in a bikini asking questions, when I realized that no one cares about Ariel Winter, she’s gross to look at, she doesn’t have real fans…just a handful of perverts…but instead has very good PR team who basically pay for her to be talked about and to exist…and really you’d have to pay to get people to care about her…she’s a fucking monster…a troll…a pig…a mix of all three…and I refuse to watch this video, but figure some of you have a fat girl from TV in a bikini fetish, I mean you must, why else does she have a career.

Here she is photoshopped in the fat pics..and still fat…despite photoshop..

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2017

31

May

Bella Hadid Picks her Asshole then Sniffs It of the Day

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Bella Hadid pick her ass and sniffs it. That’s apparently a genuine neurosis..you know a mental disorder that takes different form depending on how fucked up you are by your rich and trashy parents that sold you out….

Some people bite their fingernails, others like to pull out their hair…well I like to see sniffing ass fingers….

It reminds me of this girl in my high school who used to always have her hands down her pants, she was special needs / half retarded and thus horny…and she’d always sniff her fingeres when she was done and thought..that’s a good lesson we should teach these girls…but apparently they already kno…

Maybe she wants to see just how shitty she is…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2017

31

May

Bella Thorne is Horny of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a sex addict, which is directly correlated to her parents taking her money and running, like total pro florida trash…parents she probably doesn’t talk to because they stole, her life, her youth, her privacy to cultivate for their own kids, get paid so we don’t have to work..it’s a win win, unless your kid takes it to their fragile hearts and replaces your short comings with more substantial…

It’s like now that she’s 18, the parents have fucked off TO spend her money, ride the laws and win – sucks…but I don’t WANT hookers – BUT ALL WOMEN ARE HOOKERS….SO I just want you

Filling voids, looking good at it…

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

31

May

Candice Swanepoel is Back of the Day

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Candice Swanepoel is back and VS decided to have a dance party to celebrate bringging back their old roster…

She probably had work days left on her contract or maybe people take her seriously, who knows.or cares…but they are doing a party for her to announce her return to barely working. Lame….

HER COMEBACK IS VeRY important news that doesn’t matter -it’s all jsut click bait..

Posted in:Candice Swanepoel|SFW

2017

31

May

Camila Morrone See Through of the Day

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Camila Morrone is a chubby, yet busty, instagram personality – who hangs out with all the top tier instagram personalities who are actually just shitty humans, but the world sems to think they are important enough to follow….like the Hadids and Kardashians…because like them, she is in the LA scene, her stepdad super famous and her mom – a strategic fuckers who seduced her famous stepdad…I think it’s Al Pacino, too lazy to look, too busy cuz I’m staring at her tits with no nipples in a slutty top…sluts be everywhere – naked is clothed…

Nipple-less tits are not my favorite, especially in this shameless everyone is naked world, just commit to your outfit…don’t taunt us like this..

Posted in:Camila Morrone|SFW

2017

30

May

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits for Memorial Day Weekend of the Day

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Memorial Day is not Complete until Charlotte McKinney, or some other famous, but not quite sure why they got famous, at least not by looking at their face, because when looking ath their body you see they have disproportionate skinny chick with massive tits, and it’s magical….

Whether it’s Charlotte McKinney, or one of these other big titty characters, because she’s not the only big tits around, and really every generation or era, or scene has their own version of a skinny girl with big tits….because America loves American blonde girls with massive tits and always have and always will..it’s as American as the damn flag…

So here she is doing some low level attention seeking because she knows as well as we do that she’s a fucking scam…nothing but tits and her time and opportunity to make real money is running out…thank god her dad’s rich…right…it allows all this to be a joke…a joke with big fucking titties..

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2017

30

May

Olivia Munn On Her Knees Like a Good Girl of the Day

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People like Olivia Munn.

I think she’s the fucking worst…

People’s opinion of her seem to outweigh my opinion of her – as she keeps getting work….but I don’t like to follow people, because they are just following each other on a hamster wheel, over and over…not knowing that they are just full of shit, into full of shit things, and end up dying before any revelation or substance of any sort comes out of their mouth…

Which is a good thing for Olivia Munn, it allows her to continue existing, all short, manipulative, tactical…garbage…that I don’t really hate as much as I used to or want to…because who fucking cares if a bitch pulled off a scam leveraging nerds…nerds need to be scammed – because they are nerds and that’s important…some end up billionaires, some are lame and not that smart, just really obsessive and into nonsense…who end up in a home after their mom dies becuase they can’t care for themselves between all that masturbation and building models…you know….the typical Olivia Munn fans…

Posted in:Olivia Munn|SFW