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2017

30

May

Katy Perry GUNT of the Day

Seeing the roll of fat where the pubic hair on most women once was – is not a fetish…

Whether you call it upper pussy fat, a MUFF gut, a GUNT, or all the other things you refer to the flap of fat hanging over a pussy when you fuck it, usually because it’s had kids not abortions….it’s alway disgusting…

Throw some Katy Perry into the mix…and it becomes pop porn…like pop corn but with more slutty famous people…doing slutty thigns…like spreading their legs so you can see their kangaroo pouch you want to climb up inside…

I guess it’s a fetish…like Katy Perry…a Terrible fetish…of fat pussy tops for real weird men….Life…

This looks like an old fat guy, sitting in a trailer park wearing a wife beater and his underwear after just finishing raping his daughter…and maybe it is…

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Posted in:Katy Perry|SFW

2017

30

May

Sarah Hyland Skinny Girl BBQing her Meal of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is doing a little BBQ for Memorial Day weekend. On the Christian radio I was listening to as I do, not because I am a religious man, but because I am not a religious man, they Pastor said, it’s OK to BBQ on Memorial Day, you don’t need to spend the day crying over dead soldiers, but rather realizing that life is short and they died for your freedoms to BBQ….

I know you patriotic folks will agree with that, and so will you religious folk, but I don’t believe they died for any freedoms, but rather were pawns used to some weird strategies we’ll never understand and if there was no military, I feel like we’d still be as free as we want to be – because the world isn’t as terrible as it’s been made out to be…not everyone wants to rape and kill you.

THAT SAID…i think posting bathing suit pics by the BBQ, thinking “YAY DAY OFF FROM MY RICH PERSON LIFE OF LUXURY – I AM A VAPID CUNT FROM TV – BUT AT LEAST I AM NOT FAT LIKE ARIEL WINTER – MY CO STAR”….is trashy.

THAT SAID…I think her posting her skinny legs, all anorexic looking in a time se’s been criticized for being ANorexic by the media that LOVES fat chicks, the same people making homosexuals gay…the MEDIA….when really she’s just skinny….cooking an invisible meal…like “this is what I eat….nothing..you fat fucks”…is brilliant…good job.

Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

29

May

Bella Thorne Bra Bikini of the Day

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It’s safe to say that Bella Thorne is doing blow off Scott Kardashian’s dick…but it’s also safe to say that all these famewhores are in it together. She wants more followers, they want to stay current with promoting “it” girls, like Bella Thorne, who really isn’t all that hot, but she’s good at whoring herself out on social media and people seem to dig it, and with that, write her into the reality show about the Kardashians, give Scott Kardashian some young party girl pussy, and everyone of these vapid idiots is happy…

While we get to watch as simpletons, even though we don’t care, but we do seem to like Disney kids fall apart, but excel in falling apart, in some teen identity crisis rebellion filled with wild behavior and slutty outfits…

Keep it up Kardashians…Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

29

May

Monsters for Memorial Day of the Day

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The two of the freakiest, jacked up, well paid, but disgusting, urban market white-ish girls, who are apparently sisters…but how can that be since they aren’t human…posed in some tranny make-up, to show off that face modifications are a real thing and anyone, if they pay enough can look like a bloated porn chick…

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…but we can all agree that maybe all those soldiers shouldn’t have died for our freedom, knowing how vapid and disgusting these commericalized commodities are with their freedoms…it’s terrible..disgusting….shameless…attention seeking and they aren’t even hot…GARBAGE>

WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS…TAKE IT OUT BACK AND SHOOT IT…IT’S A TERRORIST….IT HAS TO BE….LOOK WHAT IT”S DOING TO THE YOUTH…

Non hot girls thimking they are hot cuz they are rich and have jacked up faces…what the fuck

Posted in:Monsters|SFW

2017

29

May

Rat Cow’s Bird Face of the Day

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Even with all the snapchat filters in the world, RAT COW still has that pointy, beady eyed, rat face….because that’s where she gets the RAT in her name, I know you’d think it was more to do with her being a rat sneaking her tits into our lives for social media followers…or sneaking celeb cock in her to get work even though she has a ginger boyfriend…..but that’s the COW part of her…udders…the rat part is the FACE…rat cow…

Well, she’s making dumb faces and showing off her cleavage for Memorial Day…you know like a Christian Radio station shouting out our troops for fighting for our freedom because god had a bigger plan for them…but the slut version..

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Here she is with her family that raised a hooker…her mom got some tits though, so she knows..

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2017

29

May

Pixie Lott Bikini in Portugal of the DAy

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Damn…Pixie Lott’s got a rockin’ body in a bikini…so strange for a UK person, but I guess with the advent of running water, electric heating, and other modern conveniences, including but not limited to the internet…their pussy doesn’t need to be trashy glamour model, or grey skinned yellow tooth stew eaters covered in coal dust…it can be actual hot girls…

Yes, I know historically there have been hot chicks from the UK…it happens, I get it…but fuck the UK…this is America motherfuckers…

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Pixie Lott|SFW

2017

29

May

Vanessa Hudgens Braless and Skinny of the Day

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Vanessa Hudgens was once Vanessa PUDGENS cuz I’m so fucking clever I should be shot in the face…

She likes like a crackhead tranny dying of aids in the 80s, but nice NIPPLE ring…

She is no longer fat, since no one should be fat, and since no one likes fat chicks, not even fat chicks, but it is funny when fat chicks lose all the weight and lose themselves thinking everyone only likes them because of their looks because no one liked them when they had no looks…so their actual person is reduced to looks…then they either get fat again, or kill themselves trying to stay skinny because it’s nice to get things for being skinny…

ALWAYS funny – the fat chick turned hot chick breakdown after she’s been fucked by one too many dudes and realizes she means nothing…amazing..

Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up…

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Posted in:SFW|Vanessa Hudgens

2017

29

May

Lea Michele Keeps the Testosterone Levels Up of the Day

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Sir Lea Michele better watch out at the gym, her glands may start kicking back into work and start producing some Testosterone…after being atrophied…from all the other hormones she is on…

I call her Sir Lea Michele is on the hustle, I don’t because I like to think she’s a Bruce Jenner…because I can’t accept that non-cute girls exist…but I guess some people find this one cute…who knows, but I can say she’s not promoting fitness, but rather her booty from fitness, because she is craving some male attention, or why she’s feeling hot and sexy, maybe she’s ovulating, LOL, I know dude’s don’t ovulate, but maybe she just wants some ROI on all the face injections she’s got…

WHO KNOWS…Gym Selfie…so she doesn’t get fat –

Memorial Day…That’s What’s Up…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2017

29

May

Madison Beer Does Turkey Cosmo of the Day

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Turkey is an interesting place, where a lot of the fake / but real / but fake Instagram followers come from, they are just committed to following American pussy and they follow in the millions…and these people end up famous in their countries…because that’s just the way it is…I’ve seen countless Turkish dick on my own snapchat because I was promoted amongst the Turkish pervs who follow all this nonsense…

Madison Beer is not interesting, besides her face being average, she’s got decent tits that I guess Bieber played with leading to a record deal, or maybe he just fucked her mom, but either way..he’s why she exists and her mom is why she’s seductive because she’s not going to miss this meal ticket…hell ya she’ll do Cosmo Turkey..that’s needed to give the illusion of mattering…

I mean young and hot, even if it’s a dumb shoot..it’s not that dumb….

I remember talking to a porn friend of mine and she straight up said she took two dicks in her pussy in a scene and I asked how it was – she said – pretty dumb…

Ridiculous…right…more ridiculous than this broken Disney kid in training..because she hasn’t done Disney yet…

Memorial Day…that’s what’s up…

Posted in:Madison Beer|SFW

2017

26

May

Very Important Rita Ora is in a Bikini of the Day

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If you’re interested in the very illustrious, important, amazing, talented, superstar who you have no idea why you know who she is, like the girl that walks into the bar and you are sure you know her but can’t place a finger on her, only to remember seeing a group of guys show you a gangbang video they shot in the bathroom of the bar a few months earlier, double penetration and all because with out DP it doesn’t count….notorious, iconic, legendary…someone they should do a netflix docu series on like she was a nun killed by a pervert priest…

Rita Ora…famous for something, we don’t know what, but it all starts and ends with the tits…her tits…in a bikini at Cannes…doing bikini things for Memorial Day weekend…She wants you to remember her..

I guess this white dude is who she’s fucking now…he must be a DJ or Producer or something she can ladder climb…Brilliant..becauae it works.

She’s Got a Sturdy Rib Cage…and he’s got his Calvins…