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2017

26

May

Priyanka Chopra Cleavage of the DAy

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Priyanka Chopra is in some Bangladeshi photoshoot you’d expect to see on the walls of the convenience store you buy your beer at…owned by some Bangladeshi…showcasing his daughter’s wedding or some shit…

But apparently they are promo pics for the new Baywatch, that I fear people will see thanks to Marketing, but should never see, thank to it being pure fucking shit…there’s no way it will be good or worth seeing and the producers should be punished for their sins…not rewarded for a terrible idea…you know…

Priyanka Chopra is the answer…Miss World / Bollywood Star / Millions of Spam Bot traffic on social media of Indian call center workers who love seeing their own succeed, it’s the only thing I can imagine is responsible for that brown comedians success…INDIA…

Either way, great tits, makes me want eat vindaloo of of them….before shitting myself spicy…for the next week….Indian…goodness…in the WORSt shoot ever.

I like how her NAN bread on her back is bulging out…SEXy

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2017

26

May

The Power Photo of the Week for Memorial Day Weekend of the Day

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Here’s a casual picture posted by one of the three vapid cunts of the year, Kendall Jenner, Hailey Baldwin and Bella Hadid – who has in recent years has replaced Gigi Hadid…and you know that this is some illuminati shit…where they are all collectively laughing at how they trolled the fuck out of the world, unless they are just the narcissists you’d expect them to be…who probably think this is less of a troll, and more recognition for their talent and hard work…despite all three of the rich ones, and their token..not having talent at all…

Interesting how these things work out when you’re already rich..but not that interesting…where’s the peeing in the shower, on each other’s faces…that’s what I want to see…..

So Edgy, crazy, wild and exciting for some really fucking boring – mainstream cunts…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

25

May

DrunkenStepfather x MyFreeCams SFW Cam Girls of the Week of the Day

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I think some of the best comedy and entertainment is on webcam sites with webcam girls and not just when they are banging themselves…

I like seeing self starting girls who figure it’s easier to hustle from their bedroom than get a job, and build a business using cam sites, I dig it…

I like seeing the girls who are hot and amazing, and the ones who are not so hot yet amazing, it’s some of the best people watching….creative weirdos getting paid…pretty amazing.

Fuck being actual famous, be your own boss on MyFreeCams

So I’ve wanted to put together a video series for my now defunct stepTV, but still an idea in my head, where we capture some of the best, weird, awkward girls of the week.

I can’t commit to this being a weekly feature, but I did one with MyFreeCams and it was alot of fun…..but will only get better from here…

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2017

25

May

Ariel Winter’s Ass in a Bikini of the Day

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Ariel Winter is on some Body Positivity nonsense, with the whole fuck the haters, look at my ass, and despite being a troll, with midget legs and a weird looking head and thick neck, not to be picky, or to tear her apart, I just figure if she’s going to petition to be a body positive hero…we might as well fixate on all that is wrong with her, so that everyone who has one of those things wrong with them can feel empowered and become an instagram celebrity…or an actual celebrity…or post nudes on the internet..like we like it.

I figure at 18 or 19, she can’t be all that bad, even though she is that bad…and I’m right…and this coming from a pervert who has fucked some disgusting things because my logic was “it’s better than nothing”….

I do not have the emotional attachment to this thing….I never watched the show…but I know people do..so let’s participate in this clickbait.

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2017

25

May

Hailey Baldwin and Cami Marrone in Bathing Suits of the Day

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Cami Marrone and Hailey Baldwin are buddies in Cannes, the it place to be, because these girls with celebrity parents or stepparents are always not too far apart. It is how they make their spending money, it’s the low workload way to monetize, because at least when social media didn’t exist, these celeb children had to be in movies to get famous, which is not real work, but still more work than hanging out and taking selfies by the pool…which is work…to someone who has never worked.

The interesting thing about Hailey Baldwin is her youthful ass….while the interesting thing about busty Cami Marrone, is like every other busty girl in her late teens before her, her thighs catch up and girl is thick.

For those of you who don’t know who Cami Marrone is…she’s on TV or in a few shitty movies, I think her stepdad is Al Pacino or Robert DeNiro, which means her mom…is an OG gold digger. We like when it starts with the momma and works its way down.

For those of you who don’t know who Hailey Baldwin is, you clearly, like the rest of us, don’t read MAXIM magazine who just named her number 1, for whatever reason I call a scam…but compared to Cami Marrone who is still hot….she is number 1…that’s probably why she hangs with her, rather than being the bootleg Kendall…

Either way, young youngs in bathing suits being fancy….always fun

Posted in:Cami Morrone|Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

25

May

Gillian Anderson as Marilyn Monroe of the Day

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I am zero into Gillian Anderson….I never thought Gillian Anderson was hot. I never watched the X Files. I also thought the nerds who thought she was hot were just undersexed perverts and they were..and I realize that those are probably the same people who visit the site…all 3 of you…

I also know that they are loyal….so I figure I’ll give them some Gillian Anderson Cosplay as Marilyn Monroe in whatever movie or TV show she is currently doing…because I know the kind of loyal to Gillian Anderson weirdo will and probably has already come to this….three times….it happens…

But for someone not into Gillian Anderson at her prime, I sure as hell am not into her now…and those hands are something out of the fucking X Files all alien corpses or some shit…that you’d want up in your shit…because as an old man prostate massages are your only orgasm.

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2017

25

May

Irina Shayk Mom Ass in Panty-Dress of the Day

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I know that this isn’t really erotic to most, a celebrity wife who is probably not even married, baby momma, who is probably just really strategic…at Cannes doing all the things her access and now higher profile in low level Swimsuit model, who happened to be one of the hottest models to me over the last 4-5 years of a career….which is why her panty outfit…all though typical, conservative for a whore…in a world filled with nipples…

But I find it wonderful…

I don’t know why…it’s dull, red carpet photos…nothing scanadalous here and the whole outfit looks like it’s holding her broken pussy back together…as some new moms need.

But I’m all about it…keep bringing me the Irina content…she represents hope, an inclusive world where Russia and America are friends…and all things good…like being hot enough to seduce rich men…a childhood dream of mine…but not really, rich men can be so annoying…and being rich takes work….so I’ll just stay on my couch…and watch it slowly disintegrate or morph into me…to become the first living couchman…

Dreams…we all have them, Irina Shayk is just better at making them happen due to uterus.

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Posted in:Irina Shayk|SFW

2017

25

May

Kendall Jenner Bikinis in Cannes of the Day

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I really have nothing interesting to say about Kendall Jenner, because Kendall Jenner is nothing interesting.

Exploited from a really young age, but at least she went into fashion / life of luxury because she was tall and skinny enough…even though I’d be more into her sex tape…

She’s got 81 million followers on Istagram, which is absurd, not so absurd in the world population…and most of it being spam bots from Russia….but that shit is nuts, she’s not going anywhere even if we collectively unfollowed, there would still be 50 million people still there waiting for her next bikini pic…so we’re stuck with her…

You have to give the mom and Ryan Seacrest some credit, I mean what they created is so weird…yet so relevant..and seeing her in a bikini….so overrated…but still top of the shitty family…and for that we don’t necessarily celebrate her…but we can look at the bikini for attention….the way they want us to…because we are all mindless slaves to this shit…

Posted in:Kendall Jenner|SFW

2017

25

May

Lottie Moss Ass Does Instagram of the Day

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Lottie Moss is not as hot or relevant or interesting as Kate Moss is, but at 19, she’s pretty much doing it right, because kids these days don’t want to pave the way for themselves, that requires work, and other kids don’t want to follow kids who pave the way for themselves, that requires an opinion….when they’ve been trained to just like what they are told to like…it requires less work…but one thing they can all collectively agree on is that instagram followers is a real thing that matters, it’s almost a competition and if you have a name like Moss and a sister like Kate Moss, you fucking milk it, because it’s enough…..throw in some butt shots…and we’ve got social media marketing…butt shots and famous relatives…

Posted in:Lottie Moss|SFW

2017

25

May

Elle Fanning Raging of the Day

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People seem to like Elle Fanning. She’s young. She’s in movies. She’s another one of these kids leveraging her sister’s celebrity to create her own celebrity…I know…exciting…but not as exciting as her at some premiere party in France, where she’s allowed to drink legally and clearly “let loose”…

Point of the story is…there is no point to the story…this is probably all part of her master plan or some kind of scam to sell movie tickets as she’s a puppet…but some of you real fucking weirdos probably find it hot…seeing her nuts in Cannes…like she’s not a robot created to be in movies to make their parents richer and to replace her tired and loose sister…

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