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2017

24

May

Elsa Hosk’s High Production iPhone Picture of the Day

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Bitches are so fucking shameless, I actually see them behaving like this all the fucking time and I always laugh about it, are you kidding, it’s an iphone photo why the fuck are you posing like that, I mean I get it, they get brand deals through their social media, it’s better than just whoring out to some random dude or something, but they end up whoring out to said dude anyway, I mean she’s on a 100 million dollar yacht, she is overpaid, but not that overpaid…she’s arm candy…and vapid and ridiculous at least in her shameless behavior that you’d expect out of an American tourist everywhere they go, but not some swedish titty model…

I love the way this unfolds….first she’s on the boat, then intense model poses straight from Victoria’s secret, then some dude who probably fucks her with an iphone…hilarious…ridiculous..but fucking hot.

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Posted in:Elsa Hosk|SFW

2017

24

May

Bella Thorne Goes to Cannes with Scott Disick of the Day

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Bella Thorne and her sister are in Cannes with Scott Disick, because you might as well fuck the young hot thing, even if she’s not all that hot, but hot enough, give em herpes or seduce them into the party life, at the luxury villa, with the taste of Kardashian money living, the private jets and yachts and villa life…in Cannes or wherever the rich people are at the time…it’s living the dream…the coke fueled party dream…while drinking and being banged by older dudes…like she was still on set at Disney..

She looks miserable, he’s pulling then “dudes can fuck young girls because young girls have daddy issues and he’s famous so why not”…and I can assume she’s a better fuck than the Kardashian he’s knocked up a dozen times, like the rat she is….but that she’s probably annoying as fuck to be around, so you drink…grab at her…and drink…

This is a pretty funny looking dynamic…I’m into it…..

It’s nice being a old rich dude with booze – manipulating young girls with no parents because of the whole being whored by them – into sex…it is what all men aspire to achieve!

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

24

May

Mischa Barton is in Cannes of the Day

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Mischa Barton made it to Cannes – which is amazing – because for the longest time I just assumed Mischa Barton was on the cusp of death, but in recent months she had one drug or alcohol induced freak the fuck out that was hilarious to watch, and one sex tape that got her on Dr Phil talking about how mean exes can be, when we all know she was part of that marketing campaign, a weak campaign, but people like sex tapes…then she did a campaign for low level hooker water in a bikini…and now she’s in Cannes…like a real actress and celebrity from the hit show the OC and the dead girl puking under her bed in the Sixth Sense you probably jerked off to….because dead girls under the bed is your think you fucking predator.

Here she is – GLORY DAYS are AHEAD OF US…

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Posted in:Mischa Barton|SFW

2017

24

May

RIta Ora TIts in a Dress of the Day

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Rita Ora thinks she’s fucking Beyonce…or something ridiculous…but let her be an inspiration to all you low hanging fruit with low hanging tits, knowing that she has the ability to use those tits to get a record deal, what I assume is a hit song or two, and a celebrity that no one really knows our understands…but they recognize her name..it’s like name a Rita Ora Song, I don’t fucking know but I run a titty site on celebrity sluts, if anyone should know it should be me…but then again, I’m not really a fan boy into these women, I just like the click bait…because other people are…

I AM A LOW HANGING FRUIT TOO!!!! Together…we should rot and turn into alcohol…

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She went to another event, bitch thinks she’s really important… she’s like Beyonce…

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Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2017

24

May

Big Girl vs Big Girl the Charlize Theron / Eva Longoria Edition of the Day

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Here’s a little, or should I say big, contest of who do you think would win in a Wrestling match….big girl Charlize Theron who has grown into her tall model frame, or little Mexican luchador, who for that longest time pretended she wasn’t Mexican due to being ashamed of being Mexican…unless it got her jobs….Eva Longoria…

Both cultures are gnarly at best, South Africa the white people who destroyed the native black people…and Mexican who you’ve seen the drug cartels and know what they are capable of…..so it’s a toss up….

Both girls much bigger than their old self, maybe menopause, but Theron is darker, she’s got the taste of blood, her mom killed her dad…which is on another level…where as Eva Longoria grew up in Texas and just likes eating BBQ like Jessica Simpson…

I figure who cares since they aren’t actually wrestling, but it’s still amazing to see how thick a bitch can get when told being thick is ok…this would have never happened 20 years ago…

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Posted in:Charlize Theron|Eva Longoria|SFW

2017

24

May

Barbara Palvin Thick Titty Grab of the Day

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Barbara Palvin is pretty fucking thick, I guess this is what happens when you pull a Hungarian chick out of poverty and allow her to have access to all the great foods the world has to offer because she’s been made famous for being a titty model in lingerie for an evil brand…

That is assuming her handlers in the sex trade that work with Victoria’s Secret give her any money…

Or maybe this is just what happens to the hot busty 18 year old when she turns 21 or 22 or whatever NON 18 year old age this one happens to be….

It’s like when the hot chick from your high school with the titties you watched in gym glass…is no longer a teen…but a mom…that looks like a mom…who is easy to fuck to live out that High School fantasy…only you don’t want to fuck it…because of what it’s become…

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Posted in:Barbara Palvin|SFW

2017

24

May

Hailey Baldwin is Number 1 in a Nonsense of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is number one in a nonsense arbitrary clickbait list that was clickbait before clickbait existed – Maxim’s Hot 100 – because humans are retards and the list concept of digesting bullshit content is out control…

Hailey Baldwin is a scam, her family is in the industry, she’s a golden child who has managed to find the Kardashians / Jenners / Hadids to leverage….

It just took the family publicists to make that magic happen, the scam of the scams…keep the 1 percent 1 percenting – which is why content is such shit lately – the talent has left the building and the entitled kids of the talent are taking over

Posted in:Hailey Baldwin|SFW

2017

23

May

Bella Thorne’s Heartfelt Message of the Day

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I liked the contrast of Bella Throne’s “sincere” shout out to victims of a concert bombing and her ass….

Because…

We live in a bullshit world, where everyone pretends to care about things, whether it’s terrorist attacks, or suicide bombs, or major accidents…

It’s become common courtesy to say “My thoughts and prayers are with the victims”…and really the only reason people do that is to save fucking face, in between posts about themselves….and the only reason people care about these things is because they think “damn, that could have happened to me”….because we live in a self involved, disgusting world, where humanity are self righteous cunts and that’s about the extent of the attention span they have…

It’s like “if I don’t do it people will judge, so give a shout out, between my regular whore postings…

I don’t think you need to stop living when things like this happen, but don’t bother pretending you care, younger generation, we know you’re too into yourself to notice and if you do post any insincere caption to go along with the incident…you’re only doing it to avoid criticism so that you can lie to yourself into thinking you’re a decent human…

None of these people are decent humans, but Bella THorne’s ass is good to look at…which is about the depth she’s got going for her….

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2017

23

May

Christina Milian Erotica of the Day

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Christina Milia is barely interesting as a personality, I mean not really that interesting at all, she’s what you’d call typical or is it thirsty, I don’t fucking know, what I do know is that she’s old, yet she’s still doing these erotic photoshoots, clearly attempting to be some bootleg Kim Kardashian to draw attention to herself, or to secure some pool party hosting in Vegas, because the one hit wonder, turned wife of very rich producer knows how to manipulate…

I think she may have been one of the first Disney stars to whore out, besides Britney and I guess all the other Disney kids, because she released a really slutty video people jerked off to, when jerking off to videos was a thing…

I don’t know wha this is for, but it’s weird for a 36 year old mom…but people like it…so cash it in with your vagina like you’ve always had…

The weird thing about this is that she doesn’t need the money, she got put on writing credits of so many songs that make money, like half of Bieber’s catalog, so this is just for her own fun…and exhibitionism…weird..

Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2017

23

May

Jessica Simpson is Weird or Drunk and Busty on Ellen of the Day

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Jessica Simpson makes fun of herself and her billion dollar clothing brand while drunk on Ellen, where she mocked lesbianism, herself, her uterus, her marriage, her husband’s masculinity and her audience of people dumber than her that buy her nonsense..all while rocking a bloated fat chick face and fat chick cleavage making it pretty incredible to think she’s managed to get this far…without remembering that there are 30 handlers behind the scenes helping her get dressde in the morning…and doing other basic things half retards can’t do.

I like her…I think she seems likes a good time…and not just because she’s a billionaire, but because of the tits.

Posted in:Jessica Simpson|SFW|Videos