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2017

19

May

Petra Nemcova’s Tits for Cannes of the Day

Petra Nemcova is invincible….

Petra Nemcova can’t die….

Petra Nemcova is magical…and amazing…a hero…who saves souls…

I pretty much forgot she existed…It’s like her fiance never died in the tsunami….and all it took was bringing out the tits to remind us she’s still here…and that she climbed up a fucking tree that day and wasn’t swept away with the motherfucker they never found….and I appreciate her efforts…to keep his memory alive…cuz motherfuckers…I like me some titties….in public….and panty flash….

She’s at a Cannes….she’s classy….

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2017

19

May

Kimberley Garner Big Tits in a Push Up Bra of the Day

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Kimberley Garner is a UK reality show star with a fantastic body.

She once followed me on twitter for a day, and I realized just how desperate she was to make it in America…seeing as anyone who turns to me for press, or promotion is usually at the end of their road, I’m the pre suicide, maybe the one person who reads the site will send the story to another person who people actually pay attention to…because I figure if I’m not famous from the site, or known from the site, and if the site isn’t famous for being the site or known as the site…why the fuck would someone featured on the site go viral because of the site, unless we’re talking aids..

That’s about all I have to say about Kimberly Garner…because who really cares…really..

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2017

19

May

Adriana Lima Titty Grab of the Day

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Adriana Lima grabbing tits…

She’s the Brazilian model who doesn’t look like a man, but who is pretty fucking old, but still bringing it – at least enough to grab her tits in public, the equivalent of a dude grabbing his dick in public….only she’s a classy, rich, sugar baby model…

Adriana Lima hasn’t quit…because why would she people still throw money at her, despite being 40…take it in girl….

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2017

19

May

Ariel Winter THIGHS Rubbing Together of the Day

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Ariel Winter is so hot when she’s wearing her skimpy shorts, showing off her troll legs, for the world to see – because she’s more than just a monstrous face and a thick neck, or rebuilt tits….she’s also got midget legs…to really sell herself to the world as someone they should hire…

She reminds me of this power lifter, women’s studies feminist from TINDER, who never sends me pictures of her legs…even though I always ask for them…but she’s offered to help move my fridge up a flight of stairs…which is probably a fetish somewhere…just not here….

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2017

19

May

Sarah Hyland Tits for Social Media Cleavage of the Day

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Sarah Hyland is showing some cleavage for social media – trying to fit in amongst her peers like that fat slut Ariel Winter…we call it the MODERN FAMILY sold off by their family to be raised by producers interested in making money off them and Sofia Vergara interested in teaching them how tits can create you….and the whole thing is pretty boring, like the girl I met on TINDER, who wants to de-stigmatize chlamydia by openly discussing her chlamydia hoping it inspires others to talk about their chlamydia so that people get it treated and the overall rate of chlamydia goes down…..a real Mother Theresa…saving the slutty porn addicted, no committal, millennial, narcisstist raised on social media and porn…. kids of tomorrow…

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Posted in:Sarah Hyland|SFW

2017

19

May

Susan Sarandon’s Monster Granny Tits of the Day

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Susan Sarandon the Rocky Horror Tits…are at Cannes – 100 years later…and I have faith in you and I believe you have what it takes to jerk off to this….because you can pretend she is your grandmother who raised you or who you would visit – who made all the best cookies and other baked goods like a granny should….for your pervert ass – because she was the only one who really loved you….but not enough to suck your dick when she tucked you in, even though you’d think she would because she hadn’t fucked since your grandfather died, and you were so good to her when you’d brush her hair and change her diaper……..so you were forced to just jerk off to her when she showered…like a normal kid…who had a granny fetish because grandma felt like home…

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2017

19

May

Lily Donaldson in a Slutty Dress of the Day

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Lily Donaldson is a British model who is pushing 40…who you may remember as being one of the Victoria’s Secret contract workers that they pushed under the rug and forgot about in 2012, as they do…you know not every girl they find can be a hit…

BUT look at her now, she’s mad it to CANNES where she’s either in a movie, the hot pussy at the premiere of some movie, or fucking the dude in or who made the movie – and that alone…is magical…

This is what LIVING is about…not sitting in your stupid cubicle dying away from diabetes and other fat person related diseases…it’s about being hot and half naked at Cannes…

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2017

19

May

Madelaine Petsch in a Bra Top of the Day

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I accidentally watched 13 episodes of Riverdale and I fucking hated every single one of them, but for some reason, I watched every single episode while hating it, and a girl I get nudes from watched every single one of the episodes and asked me which one of the bitches I liked the best, and I hated all of them…especially Molly Ringwald and her mangled face…BUT…this one…this Madelaine Petsch….was on point..

Which brings up a serious issue that I am only realizing I have…a Redhead fetish…what the fuck, not ever in my life have I fucked a redhead, been into a redhead, wanted a redhead…but every single young starlet I’m into from Lohan to Bella Thorne to now this stripper porn looking chick is a redhead…I guess they are good marketing tools, brainwashing me with their redhead power…

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2017

18

May

Selena Gomez Lupus Lips of the Day

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Selena Gomez is so edgy with her lip injections, or LUPUS bloated lips, while having some sort of Identity crisis because her life has been a performance and she doesn’t even know who she is…and never will…She looks like a Jenner…

She’s obsessed over cock, a money maker, and here she is on some post rehab, post bieber, post the Weeknd cock re-brand….

I didn’t listen to it, but you can jerk off to it….because her creepy fans are loyal.

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2017

18

May

Elizabeth Olsen Windy Ass Flash of the Day

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Whenever people say there is no god…the heathens who turn their back on Christianity and choose science or logic…instead of believing silly fables…like a bad episode of a bad movie and deciding it is the GOSPEL of the lord…like logical people…or Most Americans…

I say…you’ve obviously never been outside on a windy day – when a girl walks by…and her skirt gets blown up….

The Wind!

The wind sent from God….proof that there is a god…a religious experience…

This time featuring Elizabeth Olsen…the non twin Olsen…

MAGIC> 1/4 of an ass cheek…MAGIC! I mean RELIGION….

How can you not be a spiritual person with this PROOF OF GOD….right.