Kristen Bell posed some snaps or pics of her getting ready – which gets the voyeuristic fetish that every mothefucker has and has always had..it’s why we gossip…it’s why we climb up trees to watch people change or shower…it’s the story of my fucking life…yet I hate social media, I hate snapchat, I hate youtube and I hate VLOGS but maybe I just hate people – and liked when the internet was anonymous….or maybe I am just a creep who likes my voyeurism to be old school…and challenging..rather then served on a silver spoon….
Yet….she’s wearing butt pad underwear…showing it to the world…and there’s something, very little, but something magical about that..
She’s looking old, because she’s fucked with her face getting fillers, because girls don’t realize that gentle wrinkles doesn’t make you look old. but jacking your face does…but whatever…voyeurism…
Here’s a picture of Jenna Dewan Tatum in bed…naked…probably creatively directed by your favorite male stripper Channing Tatum…who didn’t win the golden globe for the worst movie ever…but probably could have…because it required zero talent….like this pic…only…in this pic there is good back curvature and booty….
The only Jenna Dewan Tatum / Channign Tatum story I have for you, is that I was forced to watch Jupiter Rising yesterday and wanted to kill myself…and that I met one of his agents, who may have been a hipster lying about being his agent, but who I think was his agent….and he said he would drop off scripts at Channing’s house early in his career, and he’d open the door fully naked….and his wife would be fully naked…and they would try to get the agent naked….because they were having some “naked day”….and I thought that was one of the better Hollywood story I’ve heard from an agent, usually they are more cunty…and I’m more into showing their cunt…something Jenna Dewan Tatum isn’t doing….but that you now that cunt is grinding up on some bed sheets…and sometimes that’s enough..
Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande – because Grande was the support staff on the Victoria Justice show – and the Victoria Justice celebrity pretty much ended there – while homie Grande – who you know this once can’t stand – put on way too much fucking make up and made herself a famous popstar – because that’s just how life works…
But at least Victoria Justice can still get her panties in a photo – to get her name out there – because she’s not quite famous without her panties….
Disney Star who didn’t do the Ryan Gosling….unless she was on another network…I don’t keep track of her…or her life…just panties….I follow panties.
Any dude who has fucked a girl from behind, which should be pretty much any dude, will tell you that the key to making the monster you’re sticking your dick inside more appealing, you must bend her over, get her on all fours, stick that ass in the air…like she just don’t care…and burry her troll head in the goddamn pillow…because an indiscreet or nondescript ass…while in that stance…smooths out the pocks, and dimples and vile shit you know you’re actually fucking…and if you take any pig woman, and I know if you’re fucking them, they are pig women and put her in this pose..not just an 18 year old…it will allow you to cum…imagining her as someone else..
You see, I’m not sold on Ariel Winter, she’s a troll, she freaks me out….but when she’s doing this…she’s good…she should audition for all future roles like this…it’s her look, it’s her angle…it’s the answer…and it’s probably been facetuned so that she doesn’t look like a fucking school bus with no neck…either way….good enough job…
To prove my theory that the Golden Globes don’t matter, since Hollywood is a fucking joke, a bunch of masturbating assholes sitting on too much money, lazily putting together shit that the masses consume because they are scat fetishists so long as they are told to be, fucking drone retards who just want to consume and be part of something bigger than they are….
Well, along with Jennifer Lawrence, the most ridiculous scam in Hollywood has come the movie Lala Land, that I saw won some Golden Globe awards, awarded by people who clearly never watched the movie…because I saw the movie…it was a lot of hype and someone invited me…so I figured “How bad can it be”….
Well, it’s really fucking bad….Emma Stone can’t sing, Ryan Gosling can’t sing and I guess neither can dance, the story was weaker than my ejaculation now that I have prostate issues, the song lyrics even worse than the story…about two self involved narcissists trying to get famous and choosing being famous over their “love’….and their tribute to the golden era of Hollywood, basically shat on the Golden era of Hollywood, where the song and dance came from actual professionals in the field….not some coddled Mickey Mouse Club menial actor and some bitch with a lisp….who can’t act….
I just saw Emma Stone won the Globe for her performance…it’s a fucking joke…a lie…a scam…the worst….seriously, I burst out laughing with a few other people at the climax you didn’t know was the climax until it was over…because it’s that shit….who clearly realized the dog shit we were sitting though, thank god I wasn’t alone.. and all the other drones sucked in on the nonsense were offended by us, but not nearly as I was offended that there was only one negative review on the movie…on the internet…in a Hollywood owns the media…obviously…
Then…I saw the awards come in….for Below average….shitty movies that should have never happened and I was reminded what I already know…Hollywood is a fucking scam and the general public fucking morons…I can’t be friends with anyone who thought this was a good movie…
So here I was, leaving the movie offended, only to find out that the same movie is being praised by the industry, when it shouldn’t have even happened in the first place….it’s just that bad….and not just because the SJW’s are mad it didn’t have enough gay or black story to it…but because it’s fucking bad…do not let yourself be manipulated like I was…into the Lala Land – shitty take on the hollywood story….
But look at the bitches at the Golden Globes who probably sucked a lot of dick in their soulless quest to be at the Golden Globes…as these people do…
Narcissism celebrating Narcissism Awarding movies about Narcissism….makes sense…the best thing is that there’s a guest list and it’s hard to get into the event…like people actually want to attend this shit…it looks like the worst party ever, one good for a terrorist attack….seriously…this is a nightmare to me….but here are the pics anyway
I don’t find actors inspiring, they are coddled pieces of shit and their work in the world is so self indulgent and insignificant
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The man of the hour, lispy…the winner who proves the Golden Globes are an absolute scam….
Heidi Klum was there and she’s still old – but her tits are awesome (check earlier post)
Sofia Vergara was there – still has big tits…
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Speaking of Tits…or as the basics call them GLOBES AT THE GLOBES…Chastain was there…
Anna Kendrick and her Werid face were there – with some weird bra harness dress…probably amazed the other overrated nerd friendly actress won for singing…when this one’s the singer…but the nice thing is her dress is making some sort of armpit pussy…good to fuck…after she lubes up with nervous sweat and tears from not being Emma Stone…
I guess Mandy Moore wanted a big reveal – with her tits…since she’s old and no one remembers who Mandy Moore is…they say the top is see through…
Jessica Biel was there…in a skimpy top – showing off them strong man legs she uses to fuck her gay husband up the ass with….
A pug and another Homosexual who feeds her were there together! From hooker to hollywood wife…
Hailee Steinfeld was there skinnier than usual…fascinating…
Blake Lively was there with her mom body – lookin’ good enough to be a homewrecker…
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Elsa Pataky was there showing her ass in some full bottom panties…
Reese Witherspoon – New Face – Who This…
Gal Gadot – fat and jewish like the man who works at my Deli…
Some Indian was there – Dot not Feather – for Affirmative Action
Emily Ratajkowski was at the Golden Globes…a nude instagram hooker…who fucked her way into one or two movies…at the Golden Globes…talk about degrading the exclusivity and integrity of the industry…not there is any integrity int the industry…Sure I’m sure there were always hookers on the arms of people who were invited to these shows…but to let one walk in on her own…UNREAL…that said, if I was ever invited to anything fancy, and I won’t be, I’ll bring the rattiest crackwhore I can find, you know one half dead with AIDS and Hepatitis and a rash….in a fucking wheelchair…as my date…because I think that’s more authentic than this shit…Look how her mangled face is posing like it’s a vogue cover shoot on the red carpet…work it low level trash…work it…
Seriously Rat Cow Posing is Too Ridiculous..
Oh Kristin Calvallari was there, so clearly there’s no standards….
In another example of how ridiculous the world we live in is…Evan Rachel Wood wore pants…like she was Hilary Clinton and the media are pulling stories out of this from every angle…and saying it was inspiring….like you didn’t just watch a bitch in pants run for President the last two years….it’s not the 50s anymore, bitches can wear pants…bitches have worn pants to the Golden Globes before an no one fucking cares…this isn’t some revolutionary act…My god…what world is this…clickbait, fake news, lazy retards taking your goddamn selfies…I hate you…I need to find a product to sell to you…
Everything is an act of Social Justice warriors…oh and Jimmy Fallon was the host…fuck that..
People are pumped on Meryl Streep’s Anti-Trump speech, because people are idiots, mainly actors who think they have some exceptional view on the world, like they are gifted, brilliant and their opinion matters, because they are overpaid and annoying….most uneducated and delusional, yet experts who must use their voice to tell the world Trump is a moron, when the world knows Trump is a moron…but at least he’s not Hilary
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Oh there are after parties…and very rich Kaley Cuoco brought her very important fake tits to them…and made sure they were celebrated…focal point…tits..
Amber Heard is a devil woman..there is something about her that is dark, manipulative, and the fact that she exists based on her acting alone makes no sense….sure, she claims a drunken addict like Johnny Depp beat her up and he probably did, actors are crazy…but she broke him…like she’ll break Elon Musk…who is caught under the spell of her pussy…and every other rich guy along the way….I mean unless she decides to go back to being a lesbian, which was convenient for media attention…when she needed it….a modern day harlot…I appreciate because she’s hot and I’d let her manipulate me with her vagina provided I was a billionaire she’d want to use for the good life also…
I know very little about Keke Palmer, not because I am a racist and black people don’t exist to me, or because I am scared of black people, or think they all look the same…but because I don’t care about anyone or anything, and she’s pretty much marketed to a very different demographic than me…and I can’t keep track of all these bitches I don’t get to fuck…
According to Wikipedia she was Akeelah and the Bee ….a movie I’ve never seen. She’s been in other shit. She has a song…and all it really took for her to get household, at least as far as I’m concerned, is a see through top that showcases her nipple rings like she was Rihanna…and flashes her ass..not that she’s a household name…
The reality is that I fucking love black girls…they are hot…but I’ve never fucked a black girl, despite one claiming she wants to fuck me, but I don’t believe her, it’s probably a set up to steal my bike…well the jokes on her…I don’t even have a bike…
Either way, classy girl, I like the ass scabs, or scars, or pimples…it’s like shes’a crackwhore…my favorite..
Not only does my pathetic pervert ass know who Bella Thorne is….as a personality, actor, child star, jailbait, exploited by her parents to become the next LOHAN…nothing wrong with that….because Stage Parents just have a dream…an ego…a delusion and an understanding of ROI on bringing a girl into the world who can make the family some motherfucking cash…not that this one makes that much cash, but she has a lot of followers, so she must…
Well, I also know she’s back on vacation, and her and her girls had so much fun – they decided to run to a pilates class together – because that’s how BFFing works….especially when the BFFs are famewhores trying to ride this one’s coattails like I want to be ridden by her….hard.
But scammers need company to continue the scam…to make it more believable…to give it some layers…otherwise it’s just slutty selfies…and there’s more to her than slutty selfies…she also does pilates….I think they call it the long con…ans I don’t even believe she’s actually 18…but I like the storyline…it makes her hotter…
The pic of her selfie-ing is just too much…these girls these days are fucking nuts…
Hilary Duff is the most recent covergirl for Cosmo…where she is sharing the cover with very important sensational stories like “YOU COME FIRST – HOTTER SEX FOR YOU”….and “Turn -On Tricks, OMG FOREPLAY, BIG-O Shortcuts”…..and “Dates from Hell, you’ll LOL at these Effed-Up Stories”….and my favorite “Gyno News – A controversial new cure for cramps”….
Silly content, recycled content, I mean how many sex tips can a magazine give to horny sex crazed women – month after month – issue after issue – before you either run out of ideas, exhaust the same idea since there’s really only 5-10 moves in sex, but yet Cosmo manages to continue, girls still buy into this shit….and the real question is how many of them masturbate to the magazine, like it’s a porno….or if that’s reserved for teen boys sneaking their sisters magazine into the bathroom…
Either way, a photoshopped DUFF, is a dramatic looking DUFF, but the rest of the pictures are so fucking boring…
The only exciting thing is that she says she’s obsessed with MAUI, so if you want to plan her abduction, as you probably do because you are her fan and her fans are fucking weirdos, just move to Maui with all the rich hippies…and wait at the airport for her return….it’s the long play, but you best chance in seeing her and her thick muscular legs do squats in a bikini…I mean unless you count paparazzi pics, in which case… CLICK THIS LINK TO SEE HER RECENT NON MAUI BIKINI PICS
In totally uninteresting news…Rita Ora took a bath…to wash the whore off of her…but unfortunately for her…you can’t wash the AIDS off of you, but it’s not a death sentence, and is just the cost of doing business – when you’re a prositute who only exists because she was strategic and calculating when it came to the penis she inserted….from Calvin Harris to a Kardashian….she really climbed the weirdest ladder to become the next Rihanna – only to never become the next Rihanna….but she gets to go to cool parties with important people…and she had a record deal and now hosts tv…but most importantly, stays true to her overall hustle…but publishing videos of her in a bath….only this is obviously the watered down version of her….the official Rita Ora, the one all the record execs know and love would be filming herself insert things in her asshole on video. I guess she just left that part of the video out.
