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2016

15

Dec

Emily DiDonato’s Christmas Lingerie of the Day

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LOOK!!! SHITTY PICS OF A SHITTY MODEL IN SHITTY LINGERIE FOR CHRISTMAS!!!

HOW DID YOU KNOW THAT IS WHAT I ALWAYS WANTED BECAUSE I AM NOT SUFFOCATED BY THIS BULLSHIT EVERYDAY OF MY GODDAMN LIFE…

HOW DID YOU KNOW IT WAS MY HOPES AND FUCKING DREAMS…ALONG WITH CURING CANCER…100 MILLION DOLLARS….CURING POVERTY EXCEPT WITH HOMELESS CHICKS CUZ I NEED THEM TO SUCK MY DICK FOR CHEAP – AND ALL THE OTHER CHRISTMAS MIRACLES THAT PALE IN COMPARISON TO SHITTY MODELS IN SHITTY PICS FOR SHITTY LINGERIE…

There is a fucking Santa.

Posted in:Emily DiDonato|SFW

2016

15

Dec

Ciara for Love Magazine of the Day

This Love Magazine shit is such a joke, that it’s become a low level obsession for me, I’m like what dog shit did they scrape off the walls of their conference room when they were figuring out an idea for their annual advent calendar…I think they got to “the girls will have big followings, they will be diverse so we aren’t called racists, we will use video people with experience or a solid name, and that should be good enough”…

No story…art doesn’t have a story….just CONCEPT…you know in this Ciara video we see their abuse of a green screen…in their other videos you see a solid reminder that everything else they did this year was also shit….their credit roll is more interesting than the actual video…because I like the fucking snowflakes…this is a christmas calendar you fucking lazy fucks…who have fucking budget – and pull this…unreal…

Not to mention who the fuck is Ciara anyway.

Posted in:Ciara|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Hybrid Genetically Modified Test Tube Baby Josephine Skriver Beach Photoshoot of the Day

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Josephine Skriver is the vagina Victoria’s Secret created in a lab…

Sure they give this whole story…a romantic story…that is a great for the media that is about a gay and lesbian biologist who were so desperate to have kids in a country where DNA / Cloning was legal at the time that they did it themselves in the lab…because saying “we genetically coded a robot human model to exploit as hard as we can to save money on model expenses – as a team of robot models that are perfect to our standards – like how UBER wants their self driving cars”…..you know logical business…

Well, she’s doing a shoot for them, topless, because they own her – sure they lend her out to other people – but that’s just to get her name out there – to make the cycle of bullshit complete…Robot women are fucking fantastic and I’m not into Sci/Fi…

TO SEE HER VS CATALOG PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Josephine Skriver|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Rita Ora Intense Outfit of the Day

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Rita Ora finally got a job…in fashion…because I guess the music industry didn’t work for her…but we should take a minute to celebrate how far big tits you’re willing to show off can do for you and take you….from record deal to hit records no one has heard…to work VISAS in the USA….and now to judging models on TV like she knows anything about models…all while running an endorsement deal she’s finally closed with a lingerie company – which make sense cuz of her tits…tits that are part of the ad deal and that she’s showing off while doing appearances for the lingerie company in something you’d expect her to wear to her castings…not out in public…TITS!!! That will never be Rihanna…but wish they were Rihanna…and tried real fucking hard to be Rihanna….but remains tits…which is really at the core – all that matters…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Hilary Duff on Her Knees of the Day

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Hilary Duff has fired her trainer, or maybe he’s still training her, but she’s kicked him out of the bedroom, but still has the ability to get on her knees, all thick and strong, build like she lifts bro….

I would like to figure out what the story behind her having sex with her hired help is….is she a recently divorced pervert who is forced to fuck the staff – because she’s busy and they won’t say no to her…..Is this how power tripping works…or is it convenience…or is she just the kind of girl who gets horny as fuck in the gym and just can’t contain herself and is like a slave owner who fucks what they own because they own it…

Or did the dude run the fuck away because he didn’t want to be owned – and her celebrity life was too annoying to deal with – because celebs are the fucking worst..egos, babies, brats, the worst…

But staring at her on her knees is ok..

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Victoria Justice Topless Shoot of the Day

Victoria Justice is the bootleg Arianna Grande – because Grande was the support staff on the Victoria Justice show – and the Victoria Justice celebrity pretty much ended there – while homie Grande – who you know this once can’t stand – put on way too much fucking make up and made herself a famous popstar – because that’s just how life works…

But at least Victoria Justice can still get topless for photoshoots, people still care right, people still know who she is, Disney or Nickelodeon – that shit is legit…right….probably because people are perverts across the fucking board – because dudes may like looking at nudes, but clearly the bitches in the nudes are well aware they are nude when the pics are being taken…you know…it is a two way street here…

Posted in:SFW|Victoria Justice

2016

14

Dec

Guess the Ginger Ass in a One Piece of the Day

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Her name is Isla Fisher. She’s 40. She’s Australian. She’s ginger….which means that her pubic hair, assuming she has pubic hair, because most ginger’s think their orange pubic hair is a flaw, and when I was 15, I would agree with them, not because I don’t like bush, I’ve always loved bush, I just found it creepy when it glowed in the dark, was neon as fuck, but then I grew up and realized, I should have taken advantage of all the GINGERS who were alienated like it was the era of killing your ginger baby because you thought it was a demon from hell – that you’d be forced to exile…I’ve seen Willow. I know how it works.

THAT SAID…She’s the vagina that Sacha Baron Cohen has made babies with since 2008 – 6 years after they first connected – she was born in Oman…so don’t let her GINGER pussy make you think she’s not a terrorist…even if she converted to Jewish to be with Sacha Baron Cohen….and spent 3 years doing it…jews….am I right…

We don’t like 40 year old ass, but this is a fake tabloid – so let’s document it….and really after three kids – asses shouldn’t look like this…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Isla Fisher|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Katie Cassidy in a Bikini of the Day

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Katie Cassidy is David Cassidy’s daughter. David Cassidy is from the Partridge Family. Assuming they grew up together – and he wasn’t just a sperm donor with a child support check signature – she was probably raised amongst kids who had parents who were actually relevant in the industry…you know as her dad couldn’t get work thanks to being type cast….and based on her ass in a bikini…who fucking cares about her childhood, her rich person problems, or how she gets to live a life of bikini clad luxury…who cares about how old she is..because…the your “You’re dad was in the Partridge Family, loser, my dad is Caitlin Jenner”….bullying that only happens in Hollywood….doesn’t change me imagining all the things that have been inserted inside this ass…even if it’s the cause of it….

I am not going to pretend I know anything about this girl – other than her ass..because I’m lookin’ at it.

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Katie Cassidy|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Gigi Hadid Overpaid to be Naked in Shoes of the Day

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Gigi Hadid is unfortunately sitting at the right table, thanks to being born into the right living room, making her something that brands want to attach themselves to, not even because she’s hot, or interesting or compelling, but because the media talks about her, she’s got following, she’s hosting shit, she works with other brands, and they want in on the action, or association, it’s good marketing – to people who are lazy, have a lot of money, don’t feel the need to revolutionize anything – content or otherwise and just go with the same old shit, different overpaid girl people like, that they get naked in their shoes, so that the people on set get to see how much of her inner lips stick out of her outter lips…or if she’s just a slit, because if you’re paying a clown to play at your party, you should be allowed to jerk off to it…or fuck it…where are the Behind the Scenes outtakes this photographer has and has shown his friends and why am I not the one seeing it…because as we know GIGI’s pussy – may not be golden – but is worth gold – thanks to being born rich…and the obsession with her needs to end…because I can’t take more materialistic rich girls of instagram being taken seriously – they are jokes…treat them as such…

It’s nice to know that with all she has – she offers or gives back zero…the way it’s supposed to be when you’re a greedy asshole..who think you deserve what you have..

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Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

14

Dec

Alexandra Agoston in a Bathing Suit of the Day

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Alexandra Agoston is a a 26 year old model who was scouted at 15 in Paris…which if you’re into the To Catch a Predator shit would get you in trouble, if the office you recruit her to meet you at for her sizing involves a cage, duct tape, sharp objects, rope an a video camera, unless you’re clever and say it’s Fashion baby…in which case naked 15 year olds is ok..

She’s not 15 anymore, but her model ass is in bathing suits for some bullshit and I encourage bullshit – I perpetuate bullshit because I am bullshit..and so is everything else.

Posted in:Alexandra Agoston|SFW