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2016

25

Oct

Elsa Hosk Smoking Cigarettes for the Kids and For Love and Lemons of the Day

Elsa Hosk is best served naked…

She’s a Swedish Candice Swanepoel replacement, working for Victoria’s Secret because Candice is on Maternity leave, starving her baby weight off her so that she can get back into being overpaid for being a hot skinny tall chick..but she’s as old as Candice, which is weird…She also launched her career as a willing to get naked model, who is a great model as far as I’m concerned….what other kind of model would you want….at least for masturbation purposes which is my only use for models…

She’s been recruited by the lovely and talented ladies who produce the For Love and Lemons line, that is usually styled awesome and interestingly, but for some reason they are using the mall brand’s girls to promote their dresses, despite being known for their lingerie, in what I guess is their way of being competitive of being on the mall brand’s level…but that I see as totally backwards since when I see Elsa Hosk…all I think is the bigger, evil mall brand…

Not to mention they had her smoking, which pisses me off, especially for a california brand, smoking kills…and despite hating people…and knowing that people smoke…especially models trying to suppress their appetites…it makes me sick…it smells…it’s ghetto trailer trash shit…all I see is straight up pig stripper girls when I see a cigarette busted out….if you’re gonna smoke anything…be serious about it and go for the meth, crack, free base, heroin, even weed…there are options far more gangster than supporting evil tobacco companies like idiots..

This is disgusting, Elsa Hosk isn’t naked and is overpaid to do this…giving her an ego we hate….and she’s getting too old to be excited about…fuck 27 year olds..bring me 21 year old new blood…thanks in advance For Love and Lemons

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2016

25

Oct

Maria Menounos Still in a Bikini of the Day

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Maria Menounos is still in a bikini, she really wants to be looked at, celebrated, adorned…because we all know her goal wasn’t to be an Access Hollywood host for fucking ever, we all know she want to Hollywood to be a star talked about on Access Hollywood, a star that started to form because dudes forced to watch the show thanks to their middle of the road wives while eating TV dinners in the trailer park sexualized her greek anal loving ass…and she never fully hit mainstream success…but she knows all the tricks and for that…she bikini pics…

I am more into her Probably unused vagina, cuz she’s greek, and greeks use assholes as their primary pussy, that she flashed us on the beach once ….

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2016

24

Oct

Miley Cyrus – Solid Pose of the Day

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When it comes to Yoga…I can usually try to jerk off to it, even just a little because of Flexibility…and my love for jerking off in public to half naked women in tight clothing bending in the weirdest of ways….until I am asked to stop staring at them by either a cop, but usually security…as apparently Yoga studios are private property and you’re not allowed to masturbate in them – when you’re not a member….FASCISTS…it’s always these people pretending to be spiritually enlightened, relaxed, vegan and zen….but they’re always the most uptight motherfuckers…who can’t handle a little relaxation from a dude who is less about sniffing my own asshole…and more about busting a fucking nut…

No I don’t know if this is Miley doing actual YOGA, the last time I tried to touch my toes was when I dropped a 20 in a bar and I needed it to pay for either a blowjob or a lap dance or a drink….I’m not an expert on these fitness things…but I am an expert, or as much of an expert as you need to be to know that if Miley really wanted to, and the public MILEY we know and love despite being annoying, and probably not the actual Miley…can totally piss in her own mouth, or better eat a load dripping out of her mouth…but will most likely only eat her period like these period artists do…it proves they are feminist.

Point being is authentic or not, she’s a hollywood puppet, this girl can bend…and that is all she really needs to be able to do for me to appreciate her….because once she starts talking…it all changes…but this here..right now…is perfet..

One more time…

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2016

24

Oct

Charli XCX Solid Cameltoe of the Day

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No one really knows who or what Charli XCX is…but the funny thing is that I’ve seen her in concert….and I have no idea what that says about me…other than the fact that I sometimes end up in places 18 year old college girls take me…and in my defense it was less of a concert and more of a bar where old men were playing the video lottery machines….and I’m not even sure if it was Charli XCX…or just some other eager little british twat dancing on stage like it was a bad Karaoke show half naked titties everywhere…because if you do it half naked with titties everywhere…no one seems to mind how dump your entire “creative” project is….song and dance motherfuckers…but if you put them tits out there…and jack your panties in your cunt…you don’t really need to have songs, lyrics or much more of a concept…do you…

It’s the foundation of all things good in this social media world of tits…and I’m a fan of vapid exhibitionism…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

24

Oct

Ariel Winter – Young Tank of the Day

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It is amazing that Ariel Winter is seen as having any sex appeal whatsoever…

It blows my mind that people find her hot, talk about her like she’s anything special, all because she does shit on TV….

Cuz looking at her, all I see is a middle aged french Canadian woman who lives in a trailer park, who may have once been a stripper but who is just turning tricks at her house because she’s too lazy to leave the house…it takes away from her feeding schedule…

She’s fat, doughy, weird looking…yet wearing tight clothing…because all girls are exhibitionist weirdos…even rich and successful ones…weird…looking or not…and this may be her fully dressed, but the picture is hilarious…she looks like she’s about to explode…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

24

Oct

Rat Cow Butt Shot of the Day

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Rat Cow…keeps trying…let this be your moment of very basic, low level, even depressing because she tries so fucking hard, resilience….and more importantly diversity…for a girl who has so many fucking social media followers that she will always be able to monetize…but has so little purpose in life or in what she does…but she can do two very basic and important things…show her ass when showing her tits seems a little tired and boring even though her tits are the only reason she matters…and show her ass or tits…is what she will do…because that is her skill set…one any primate can do…but that only the cleverest primate can make a million dollars a year with..

What a fucking joke…she’s garbage..but her ass..and tits…are great…so keep showing them, inspiring the youth…with your positive message to girls..

TO SEE SOME RANDOM PAPRAZZI PICS OF THIS WHORE CLICK HERE

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2016

21

Oct

Christina Milian Shits on Catholicism for her Whorin’ Needs of the Day

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Christina Milian – dressed up as a naughty nun – with upside down cross titties…

I am not a religious man…and I realize we don’t live in a religious world…and that God as a concept is silly and that people just aren’t into believing in anything that tells them to have rules or morals and values as they’d rather be heathens taking nude pics of themselves….you know science and other factors kind of forced them into that train of thought…the other factors being raised in a society of porn and reality TV…

But for some reason, I still find Christina Milian in slutty nun outfit…disgusting…probably because I find Christina Milian a stereotype, basic, and boring trying to be KIm Kardashian…getting naked or half naked while being a fucking mom…and not a mom forced to make money to raise her kid…both her and her baby daddy ex husband are richer than god…so all these half naked shit is all her…all ego…all self absorbed, thinking she’s hot, wanting any and all attention she can get…despite being a 35 year old mom..

I find the whole thing totally irresponsible, not to mention doing anything that offends the church to be controversial, is just so played out, it’s done, you’re not Madonna in the 90s…leave the fucking church and their small following alone…and keep your gutter stripper behavior to other equally generic ideas…like a french maid….or a fucking naughty fireman…you trashcan…

It’s times like this where despite not believing in God, there turns out to be some retribution by god, where he strikes down on her for doing this to his followers…you know use her as the martyr to show us you actually exist….

But instead…she goes on producing low grade smut…garbage..expired…week old…not even current…garbage..

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2016

21

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Street Walker Look of the Day

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Bella Thorne is walking around in a body suit that reminds me of sex in the 90s, with the crotch snap on a piece of clothing that touched pussy / asshole and nipple all at the same time, nothing like a piece of fabric with shit stains, period stains and lactating titty stains ALL AT THE SAME TIME…. a piece of clothing that was re-released by the assholes at American Apparel…to relive the glory days of the 90s….and she looks like a street hooker, all puffy nippled…with her little shorts on…and I am a fan….

Just a good old fashioned slutty enough, super mainstream and commercial, redhead from TV, in an era where no one watches TV, so that she was forced to become a social media hit, posting just slutty enough pics to get the mass men who troll the internet into her and talking about her…while she just played it cool and innocent,…despite knowing she gets off to this shit…she fucking sits at home and fucks herself with her hairbrush while her gay boyfriend sexts with boys…because that’s the kind of wholesome girl I think she is…her marketing campaign…has worked….not overly naked, just naked enough to keep us coming back…
that’s what none of thee naked bitches understand…you get more if you keep your damn clothes
on….empowered…bullshit..this is where basic seduction is at…

Here’s her tongue…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

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2016

21

Oct

Hannah Ferguson in Maxim of the Day

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I used to always confuse Hannah Ferguson for one of the other Sports Illustrated models that I have been told is an actual hooker you can rent for the night for 10k, or maybe it is 20k, I don’t know both are outrageous prices to someone like me – who wouldn’t really pay for sex unless it was more as a joke – like a 20 dollar blowjob or less…from a crackhead who wants more crack…but to me is less about paying for sex and more about helping a friend in need out…just after letting her suck my dick…

The point being that 20k isn’t a lot of money for a lot of people, there are countless rich dudes, whether drug dealers and criminals, or corporate execs who are also criminals, or dot com business people on the hustle…where seeing a bitch from Sports Illustrated and being able to fuck her for 20k is worth it…a power play…but no different than the crackwhores I deal with..just on a different tax bracket..and the fact that some / a lot of these models are doing this…is not empowering, the whorification of america..it’s fucking gross…have some self respect…you fucking sluts addicted to the rich person lifestyle…so much that you’ll whore yourself for it…

Now Hannah Ferguson could be a whore, a lot of them are, but I don’t have confirmation on that…but she is the kind of get naked for magazines that don’t matter but that are still putting content out for men…you know a girl who thinks she’s hot, and I guess is hot in the most basic and obvious form…and I guess she likes the attention or being celebrated while naked in magazines, and wants to be stared at…they all do…that’s why they do this…I mean if you have huge tits…you might as well use them…

Maxim used to pay me for clicks – then they started sending me take down notices years later for pics they paid me to post – so I find them fucking annoying – but here are the pics anyway…

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2016

21

Oct

Lady Gaga’s See Through of the Day

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Lady Gaga is wearing a see through shirt that we can assume Bud paid for because why else would she be wearing a brand shirt unless she was getting paid…these famous people know their worth and don’t do anythin for free..except maybe annoy us with their shamelessness…that involves walking around in a see through shirt…it seems like they are pretty consistent with that…whether it is co-branded or sponsored by a beer company…or just her on her own saying “look how short the shorts I wear can be”…it is all ultimately vile and disgusting…because Gaga is vile and disgusting…she’s exploitative to kids who were fucking losers, and they believe in her because they are fucking losers, and with her support that she doesn’t actually believe, they have confidence in themselves to not kill themselves…but instead spend their money on overpriced tickets to her concerts because she is one of them….she just makes you pay the fuck up to be in the same 100,000 person filled room with her…because she is a lie…

Remember when her charity didn’t give any money to charity – but was instead a tax shelter…disgusting…and that’s not even factoring her mangled face that she made work for her – because of the audience she went after…but that should have been kept in an office somewhere writing songs for other people…because is talented, I’ll admit that…she just uses her talent for evil, to produce money making bangers that I know all the words of despite never listening to her music, and only really knowing she exists by her constant clown “high concept” embarrassing shit she used to do…but that she’s turned into 70s rocker this time around….because she’s fucking phony…

I’m not a fan, bt I have grabbed her ass unsolicited before…

Here’s a weird video of her wasted, medicated or whatever this is….that she felt was good to put up on the internet….preaching some bullshit to cash in…

A video posted by Lady Gaga (@ladygaga) on Oct 21, 2016 at 7:46am PDT

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