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2016

21

Oct

Dakota Fanning in a Magazine of the DAy

Dakota Fanning in some boring pictures I don’t know whether I posted already or not because they are boring pics and they are Dakota Fanning…who doesn’t really matter now that her family has replaced her as their favorite with her younger sister ELLE, who is hotter and less creepy because her childhood wasn’t robbed of her and she wasn’t forced to go on talk shows for millions of people to judge her…or feel the pressure of a career that could easily collapse…when other kids her age were getting their fucking periods…which I guess are all the things that make me like Dakota Fanning better than the sister…you see the broken ones are the best ones…they have more darkness, substance and willingness to either perform or get wasted with and fuck the issues out of them…on your face….

So boring pics of Dakota Fanning…are actually exciting pics of Dakota Fanning…because there are layers and layers of an emotionally battered girl…with a lot of money…both thanks to being exploited by mom and dad…the two people you’re supposed to trust…awesome.

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2016

21

Oct

Rat Cow Posing Shamelessly Because She’s an Empowered Woman of the Day

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It is such horse shit when a girl pretends getting naked on the internet, or doing porn, is empowering and progressing the state of the woman species.

Now I am not a hater or against girls getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…and let them think it’s empowering, as we look on with erections in hand…as we need masturabtion fodder.

If women were to desexualize themselves officially, but withdrawing getting naked on the internet, or doing porn…we would be forced to jerk off to the millions of hours of porn already produced, that is exactly the same scenes, over and over…HOW WOULD WE SURVIVE…

Instead, these low levels, try to be high levels, by intellectualizing, or adding some “Women’s Studies Theory”…to what they are doing, it helps them sleep at night…when really the getting naked, being a shameless, loose in the hips, trashy, crying for attention while showcasing their body due to narcissism and the fact it’s an easy angle…is just trashy..

Now I like trashy women, I just don’t think Trashy women make sense when they pretend they are anything but trashy women, it’s one of those “ok woman, run your mouth, talk about whatever it is you’re talking about, we won’t listen to you anyway…because we are looking at your tits”…

If you’re a fame whore, trying to get out there, seen, celebrated….and you’re doing it by getting naked, the dudes hiring you are only into it cuz you get naked…and they like what they see…this isn’t empowering you fucking idiot…this is just perpetual sexualizing of the woman form…and keep it up, it’s great…you empowerd woman…you…

What a joke…

TO SEE RAT COW ON A WALK WITH HER LUNCH SHOWING HER FLAT STOMACH CLICK HERE

Posted in:Emily Ratajkowski|SFW

2016

21

Oct

Rebecca Black’s Bra Because It is Friday of the Day

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If you like weird, awkward Jewish girls that remind you of every stereotypical Jewish Summer camp you may have heard of from your Jewish friends who got their first blowjob, because apparently along with being busty, Jewish girls love giving blowjobs, just not after you marry them….

You may like Rebecca Black…the girl from the hit YOUTUBE video of 4 years ago called FRIDAY…where she sang with such depth, raw talent that some would call talentless, but that’s what made it work so well, and she or her handlers new it…

You may like the Friday song from 4 years ago, because people did have to watch it over and over again to garner the views she got on it…

But none of that matters because you are my people…and in being my people…I know the one thing you do like about Rebecca Black…that you didn’t even know you liked about Rebecca Black…because you have no fucking ideal who Rebecca Black is…is the tits in a bra…because they can be ANY tits in a bra…that’s how diverse we are as a people…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Rebecca Black|SFW

2016

21

Oct

Donald Trump Roasts Hillary Clinton at Some Al Smith Event of the Day

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I don’t follow American Politics, but I have watched the debates, and I’ve seen all the annoying statuses on social media for a long time…because people are so appalled by the things Donald Trump says as a loud mouth real estate monster rich guy turned politician…others are appalled by Hillary Clinton being a evil corrupt paid off puppet…because how can a public servant be so rich…30 years of public service…and she’s worth hundreds of millions of dollars….and it is safe to assume they are just in this together…

But the whole thing is pretty comedic…especially Hillary’s facial expression when he calls her out for laughing awkwardly…and so is this roast from yesterday is better than he has at any of his political events…wait for the “pardon me”….

I just listened to the whole thing…it’s ruthless…people booing him…ruthless…so hated…so controversial…what a guy…

Here is the less exciting Hillary Roasting Trump…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

20

Oct

Anastasia Ashley’s Butt Still Surfs of the Day

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A video posted by Anastasia Ashley (@anastasiaashley) on Oct 18, 2016 at 9:49pm PDT

There is only one name is female surfing…and that name is Anastasia Ashley…I mean, I guess there are two names in female surfing, but I can’t think of the other one, I’m not into Christian Amputee Shark Attack surviving erotica….

BUT I AM INTO….fit round ass that have a solid excuse for being in a bathing suit…where as all the other butt pics and videos I see in my pervert life…just have no context…it’s like “here’s my ass”…leaving me asking “Why…why is that your ass….what are you taking pics of your ass, why are you posting pics of your ass, why is your ass in my face, but not in the way I want your ass in my face, but in a shameless looking for attention way”….while Anastasia offers the answer…like a gift from the heavens…”because she’s surfing”….ohhhhhhhhhhh that makes total sense…because I didn’t even notice there was surfing in the video, not because I don’t think surfing is a nice aspirational screen saver on your work computer to give you dreams of a better life somewhere tropical and amazing, despite making 10 dollars an hour doing data entry….but because I paused the video on her ass and didn’t make it that far…

I’m so perverted…but don’t blame me, or the fact that I’m a man…blame girls for producing this kind of action and adventure video…she’s great.

Posted in:Anastasia Ashley|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Dakota Fanning Upper Thigh – Titty Grab Erotica of the Day

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Creepy Dakota Fanning is getting frisky in public…I guess that’s what happens when your parents sell you out at the age of 5…you kind of lose sight of what it means to have any privacy….personal life…childhood…you’re just turned into a commodity…like oil in the middle east…or CORN…yes…CORN…the CORN raised by her family…and cut from the husk to feed millions of fat people in a their shitty white trash low level homes…to make her and her family rich…and to make them fat on no substance filler that is her career in acting…not art, not interesting, not moving the minds of the people forward…just fodder to fucking pour butter on and digest…

Well, she’s showing upper thigh, grabbing at her tits, and out of context…I like it…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Dakota Fanning|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Jean Campbell in the Shower of the Day

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Jean Campbell is a model I’ve never heard of…but she looks so innocent and pure, despite having been a model for a while, that I actually appreciate these pics of her….

I know the truth…and that is that no model is innocent or pure, it’s a disgusting world that they live in, as they have to navigate some real creeps to make it…and it involves a lot of partying, sleaze, drugs, and sucking cock to make the world of modeling working out for them…

But in the right lighting, with the right make-up, this girl you know is up on that hipster model fashion party scene…is lovely…

Jean Campbell for president of my jerking off to clothed models election of the day…whatever that means…she’s a nasty girl…

Posted in:Jean Campbell|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Nicola Peltz is a Racy Billionaire of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is so racy…wearing her bra and some scandalous shirt…that says strict…on some dominatrix kick…or maybe it’s reference to her dad…who manages her trust fund and doesn’t want her to become the billionaire brat she’s very capable of becoming….because it’s hard to be down to earth as a billionaire’s daughter…you’re just thrown into this world of being a brat, with a shitty attitude, entitled and garbage…

But then again her dad did end up buying her career, which is hardly a career, but she was in transformers replacing megan fox, and that’s something….not much…but something that money can buy…

Most importantly…she’s hot..and as a hot girl trying to navigate the world of fame…I’ll take nasty little billionaire…like Hillary Clinton, only in a much better….because she’s not a Space ALien from the future coming to blow up the world…but because she’s got a billionaire dad, so unlike all these other whores, she doesn’t need to be an actual whore…and does it at her own will and discretion…amazing…

Turns out – I like billionaire women…

TO SEE THE REST OF THE PICS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Kaia Gerber for Interview Magazine of the Day

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I am pretty fucking strict on one thing in my life and that is the whole 18+ rule of content…I am realistic and leave the house and see how these teens act, what they do, and I know they’re raised on porn and dress half naked like a Kardashian and probably have sex tapes…but I want nothing to do with any of that…other than mild social observation….

I don’t want to see it, I don’t want to know it exists, I do not find it interesting or exciting, I find it weird….not to mention teens are fucking annoying…and that lone makes me hate them…

What I really don’t understand is Kaia Gerber….Cindy Crawford’s daughter, who has a very rich father named Randy Gerber, and a rich mother named Cindy Crawford, who I guess is as vapid as you’d expect a model to be, as narcissistic as you’d expect a model to be, and as superficial as you’d expect a model to be…throwing her daughter, even if this is her daughter’s dream..into modeling at 15 or 16…she doesn’t even have a drivers license….

Amazingly companies, magazines, and photographers…are having a kid pose in bikinis for them….acting all intense for them…in what they can pivot like Hillary Clinton into being art, or marketing, or editorial, but that is still fucking weird…she’s a kid…whether she’s got her period or not…and she’s not in a poor family that needs the fame money…they have the fame money…

It is festishized, it’s weird, it’s awkward, yet they do it openly and freely…when they could easily say “when you’re 18 you can decide what you want to do, here’s your allowance, go get some smoothies, juices, frozen yogurt, you annoying Malibu Barbie”…and if this was some dude in a dingy studio recruiting 15 year olds to pose, even clothed…you’d all be up in arms, lynching the pervert..and charging him with sex offense..

Yes, these pics aren’t hot or sexual…but they are to some fucking pervert…and most importantly…they are unnecessary….

I’ll call this Cindy Crawford’s Kardashian / Hadid Dream….

Posted in:Kaia Gerber|SFW

2016

20

Oct

Smoke Break with Marloes Horst Smoking Cigarette for the Kids of the Day

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I was once a smoker…but I quit that shit due to not being able to breathe and being disgusted by it. I’d rather give myself cancer in more fun ways – like putting my cellphone in my underwear and hope for the best…which I figure could result in a super hero half retard baby with the right fertile homeless pussy with a radioactive womb….or it could be just a solid way to deal with not using condoms with the women I meet on tinder…assuming I can get an erection…

So seeing people smoke, models or fucking fat french Canadian women eating donuts…I wonder..why the fuck are they smoking…and I’m a dude who likes to self distruct…but at least smoke things that fucking destroy your mind…or take you on a fucking journey…rather than just control your appetite, make you stink, and deal with your anxiety caused by all the caffeine…

I hate smokers…but I know one dude named HornyLohanAWanker from the comments, before I used third party commenting software….who FUCKING loves it…so this Victoria’s Secret model giving the kids bad role model….smoking is for him….and her nipples are for the rest of us…

Posted in:Marloes Horst|SFW

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