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2016

19

Oct

Alina Baikova in Lingerie of the Day

Alina Baikova is some Ukrainian model who I am sure lives in New York, because getting into the USA as a model is a very simple process, I went into this the other day, assuming that the immigration and rich guys who own the government lobbied for this years ago…because they liked fucking hot, published, immigrant pussy…

She was born in 1989, which makes her far too old for the human trafficking you’d be into, if she wasn’t already richer than you as a model…and by that I mean fucking dudes richer than you because she’s a model …so I’m not sure what fetish to focus on while lookng at her glamourous lingerie pics…

I guess this video of her in some cold post workout chamber dancing sums it up…because known hooker Victoria Sivlstedt got a shout out in the caption – I assume she’s looking on…kinda outlines what her actual career as a model is about….

A video posted by Alina Baikova (@alina_baikova) on Oct 15, 2016 at 10:19am PDT

Here are those lingerie pics..

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2016

19

Oct

73 Too Many Questions with Emma Stone of the Day

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Solid butt shot…but her butt isn’t that exciting…and it doesn’t take away from her old looking face…all tired and lame….but more importantly…it doesn’t take away from the scripted, rehearsed, timed shit that isn’t even acted out well…it just so fucking fake, the humor or jokes so fucking tired…and the fact that people are into it, or passing it around or watching 73 Too Many Questions rehearsed by Emma Stone…blows my mind…

Do people hate honesty, or substance, how about 3 questions with Emma Stone that throw her off guard and show us some depth into who she is, the hollywood experience, anything but fluffy superficial clickbait nonsense…

It makes me mad…in a world where everyone is supposed to be over exposed, it’s like everything is actually just high school drama club caliber of scripted….practiced…and how many takes did they do this in…maybe it was just once…let’s hope it was I mean in terms of quality…I’d assume that it was…and even worse…this is all just to promote her new movie…LALALALALALAND..all jusst a fucking ad…

Maybe I’m just bitter than I wasn’t the one who said the worst thing about her…

I’m probably just bitter that I watched the entire thing…..

Like fuck off, the shit..irritating.

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2016

19

Oct

Jojo is Sorry Not Sorry in her Underwear of the Day

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Jojo posted a picture of herself in panties on her snapchat, the hub for people to post erotica, because they are all exhibitionists….but more importantly where other people can watch those people post their erotica because we are all voyeurs…and Snapchat is the reality TV or JennyCam that is accessible to everyone…

Apparently, Jojo is clever and articulate. Instead of saying “Sorry Not Sorry” about her shameless exhibitionism in her high waisted body shaping panties…she said…with elegance and class “I would say sorry if I really meant it”….such depth…such prose…when will the accidental masturbation videos get posted to her story….you know as these things happen…because that’s the only reason people follow these nonsense stories…

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2016

19

Oct

Munchkin the Teddy Bear is the Best Thing Ever

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In a world filled with hate….Munchkin the Teddy Bear is all that matters…

When presidential elections that are weird smear campaigns and not actual politics – because both contestants are garbage and annoying to listen to….but a nice distraction to all the actual issues in the world…reminding us that clickbait and stupidity of humanity is just as high and relevant as ever…making for a very scary tomorrow…because the government realized that if you give people access to information and tools to make change and even overthrow the government…people will spend their time taking selfies and laughing at bad sex jokes, tit pics and all that..other MEME shit…

So give Munchkin the Teddy Bear the love he deserves…as the legend, more relevant than anything we’ve done….

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

19

Oct

Monster Khloe Kardashian in a See Through of the Day

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I am a firm believer if you were born a monster, raised a monster, lived a life as a monster, you will forever be a monster, and the plastic surgery….the insane amount of Plastic Surgery that has left her looking like an ethnically ambiguous and bloated faced like Chrissy Teigen…

I guess the only interesting thing about her, other than that she looks like a Kardashian is supposed to look, and thanks to that look, what a lot of fucking chubby women on social media look like, which confuses the fuck out of me, because it looks horrible, badly air brushed…all face filled with shit we hope causes serious side effects as their clown faces get older and older…

She’s in a see through shirt, there’s a nipple on her rebuilt nipple, that proves, if you spend enough on Cosmetic Surgery, you can go through life looking like a FACE TUNE picture…and the good news is black dudes will still fuck you, it’s all she actually cares about…

So I guess she’s trying to live her superficial life and feels it’s her turn…to do the Kylie and the Kim…but the message this sends the kids…that it’s ok to mutate yourself…especially when you’re a mutant…because that own yourself, body positive, love yourself shit…is bullshit..

When you look at these old pics of her, you’ll see how ridiculous this extreme make-over before becoming extreme home makeover due to Disney PR…is…

Here is the new and disgusting porno version of her…

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2016

18

Oct

Bella Thorne for Playboy of the Day

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LOL!

Bella Thorne’s instagram is more intense, interesting, intriguing, slutty, perverted, something you can jerk off to than this shoot Bella Thorne did for Playboy…

Playboy magazine has become Seventeen Magazine…or Cosmo…and will soon come with artiles on how to manage your period.

Maybe Playboy is just being ironic, you know because girls are getting naked all the fucking time on social media, the only logical thing to get something shocking or different out of them – is to put them in fucking clothes….

It’s such a lame hustle they’ve done, instead of owning the nude magazine prestige – something that made money for years…this going SAFE FOR WORK…when the only thing people wanted from playboy was the nudity…NOT THE FUCKING ARTICLES – THAT WAS JUST A JOKE – BECAUSE IT WAS CLEAR THEY WANTED THE PICTURES – NOT THE ARTICLES – THAT IS WHAT THE PUNCHLINE AND THE LOLZ was…

I mean…getting the hottest girl in the entertainment industry…the girl dudes are jerking off to without knowing who she is….and posing her like this…what the fuck…

Garbage…I guess the brand is dead with Hefner….

Big girl Sports Illustrated model Ashely Smith…straight from Hipster Texas…who I only know from all her early nude work with her mosnter tits…is the Cover Girl….shot by some fake hipster overrated photographer trash named Zooey Grossman..because Playboy even with big tits…sucks…on their attempt at high concept with no nudity…

Here are those pics – that are so tired and Played out…it’s like Playboy is real late to the game – Ashley Smith is like 40 and Zooey Grossman has taken this same picture for the last 10 years….get NEW fucking BLOOD world…fucking garbage…big tits…censored sheer panties…totally missing the mark on sex appeal…because PLAYBOY is Seventeen Magazine…perfect for your teen daughter….or 45 year old wife who has no fucking clue as to what’s going on in the world…GARBAGE

And a video:

Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

18

Oct

Alicia Vikander Oscar Winner to Purse Vendor of the Day

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If you win an Oscar….and not even for your most compelling role as an android woman….but rather for whatever Alicia Vikander won her Oscar for…her agents will pawn you off to luxury fashion brands that pay millions of dollars in endorsement deals…because they think that her winning an Oscar is enough for her to matter or to be glamourous and amazing…yet in reality…Alicia Vikander’s name is never brought up ever…she’s not memorable…but will be milked like a cow, exploited and made very rich in the process thanks to that Oscar win…and I guess this is just part of the equation…and it’s too bad..they couldn’t at least make the shit hot…interesting…engaging…compelling…anything but a hollywood bitch being paid to hold a fucking purse…in a world where people are starving to death….good stuff…assholes..

What a fucking artist…sell out garbage…horrible human being….cashing in trash…

There’s a video…

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2016

18

Oct

Old Lady Liz Hurley Bikini of the Day

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The last post I wrote about Liz Hurley said:

I guess Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit, possibly to promote her bathing suit line, or maybe to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you used to gag looking at over 50 porn mags when you were 17, thinking that you’d never fuck a 50 year old, yet fast forward 30 years and all of a sudden, things have started to change…and you’d totally bang anything”…

The interesting thing about Liz Hurley is something that we forget, because she’s been in the media longer than we’ve been alive, is that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…two years after they broke up – she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

I stand by that..I don’t need to re-write shit…bitch is old in a bikini and owns a bikini company…she started out no different than instagram models it was just 40 years ago – before instagram existed…because for every hot chick who starts from nothing…is a rich man who opens the door for her after she uses him…PROVE ME WRONG….

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2016

18

Oct

Look You Can See Joanna Krupa’s Vagina of the DAy

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I am confident that Joanna Krupa’s vagina in a white one-piece is zero exciting to anyone…because Joanna Krupa, despite being hot, is a 40 year old low level model, gold digger, hooker…from an era before social media…because that’s how old she is…

She played this Polish immigrant angle back in the days people cared about her, which wasn’t really ever…but she was in men’s magazines and did PR sometimes about that low level fame…and she even tried to launch a career in Poland, thinking they’d take her back because she speaks the language and had the low level AMERICAN fame on her side….

But still, who gives a fuck about Joanna Krupa…

I am only posting this because I have a think for white bathing suits, I remember when I first realized you could see full pussy in white bathing suits, it was my friend’s older sister and it was a magical experience for a pervert like me…looking up at the unsuspecting pubic hair filled bikini bottoms…full clit visible…where she might as well been naked…brilliant..

But when it’s Joanna Krupa…it’s not nearly as exciting, hot, eventful…it’s just sorta there..sticking it’s pussy tongue out at all of us…

HEre’s another video of her in the Ocean…because she’s a self promoting whore!

Posted in:Joanna Krupa|SFW

2016

18

Oct

Bella Thorne’s Working it in her Bra and Boxers of the Day

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Bella Thorne is a gift from the pop culture world, or maybe from Florida…or maybe from a couple of stage parents who tried two or three times before her with the other kids who weren’t the golden child with the fiery hair…the Lohan of this generation…who for some reason is built like a 40 year old mom who loves the gym, but who is 18 or 19…young….and fully on market with the fun, slutty, exhibitionist content that walks that line of smut…allowing her to grow, develop, book jobs…while not alienating people….

She’s the instagram whore…who is a working actor and not an instagram whore…it’s so wild and crazy of a concept…and these pictures / video of her on set in a bra..wearing boxers…showing off that body “in character”…is brilliant fucking work…brilliant maneuvering…really grasping how basic the population is…and she’s Fucking hot…manipulating all of us…but hot…

HERE SHE IS IN A T-SHIRT – My first internet girlfriend was named GRRRL3…it was 1995, she was asian from San Francisco….probably a 50 year old man…but we were in love…GRRRL3 would mail me pictures because it was pre-scanners…I am that deep into this internet shit…and GRRRL3 come home…

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