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2016

18

Oct

Throwback Video of Miley Encouraging Fans to Touch Her Vagina of the Day

I guess it’s not Throwback Thursday, but it’s Tuesday which starts with the letter “T” and that’s enough for you moron, mindless retards staring into your phones looking and laughing at stupid MEMEs all day like the idiots you are…all you need is a silly image and a silly caption…over and over and over to keep you stimulated when you aren’t taking selfies…

It’s a little concerning, because the whole world is about to blow the fuck up, but the powers that be are pretty happy about controlling you on such a basic human level…

So why not contribute to the tabloid, the fodder, the dog shit content that has no point…with some MILEY CYRUS having fans touch her pussy on stage when she was still touring – like an angry single girl…before getting back with her fiance and making their first public appearance back together…that people are actually talking about like it matters..because going back to being the real Miley Cyrus…a boring money making machine who knows how to manipulate you – thanks to being Disney trained…puppets…

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2016

17

Oct

Ariel Winter’s Shorts of the Day

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Make it stop…..

I used to have a greasy skinned “foster sister” in the foster home I was placed in as a 12 year old kid…who was probably 3 years older than me – but in the depths of puberty…all pimply and fat….probably emotionally fucked up…with these huge fat chick tits…and a big old belly…indented ass…just all around disgusting creature…and every time I see Ariel Winter’s face..I think of those days with her…where late at night she’d sneak into my room in her underwear and make me give her back massages..and her back..was just so big…and square shaped…all soft and unhealthy…cold and anemic…leaving what felt like a residue on my hand…as she moaned and breathed heavily through it…I tried to stop..but she told me she’d tell on me and get me taken away and I liked it there…no one was raping me..besides her…so I dealt…and every night turned into months…and in those months she just got fatter and fatter and fatter…until one day we got caught and her religious mom thought I was the molester and I got kicked out of the house….thrown under the bus..

Well everytime I see Ariel Winter’s weird fat pre-mature pubescent..pasty…gross black hair died pig like body…I think of the time that foster sister dyed her hair…

There is zero hot about Winter, she clearly isn’t aware of that…because she’s walking around ass out in underwear – trying to prove some horrible point…

Make it stop…I’ve had horrible sexual experiences…but this girl brings up some traumatic shit buried in my soul…she’s just that monstrous…stop encouraging her…

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Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Nicki Minaj Twerking in a Thong of the Day

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I am amazed by this video, not because Nicki Minaj and her disgusting fake ass is jiggling for an audience, but the fact that people like her music or her bullshit personality or character she created when fat – to be the black clown crumping version of Lady Gaga…before somehow being told how to Kim Kardashian herself, and thus attempt to be “hot”…with fake asses, faces, and everything else that’s going on here…that looks like an identity crisis on Halloween…everyday of the week…

Seeing her twerking that fuck implant..is just fucking weird…and if anyone gets off to this…you’re a bunch of sick fucking people…who would likely be able to get off to a half inflated beach ball, or warmed up watermelon…something I’m sure Nicki Minaj pretends to be into..so you think she’s actually black in spirit and not just in color, because otherwise it’d be exploitative..

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If you’re more into Ashanti giving up on life in a bikini becaue you’re allowed to be fat….here you go…and that is your disappointing Black Performers for White people update of the day..

Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Lindsay Lohan’s Topless Selfie of the Day

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Greek Night Club Owner and Child Star – Lindsay Lohan posted this topless selfie pic that I couldn’t find on her instagram which means she deleted and we can all agree that the best thing about Lohan is her tits…they don’t look nearly as wrecked as she does…

This is unfortunately, the highlight of my pathetic existence…or at least my day…because I am a Lohan fan for life…I am so glad that she’s started up on the self involved, narcissistic, exhibitionist selfie kick….I’ve been hoping for her to fall into this for a long time….I mean at 30…she might as well make as much noise as she can, the right way, which is trying to get dudes to jerk off to her again…not the whole Muslim brotherhood, arabic speaking because the Arabs pay her a lot of money angle she’s been into the last little while…

I believe the world is filled with wonderment and excitement…action and adventure…magical ups and downs…and mystery that keeps us exploring and that’s just what you’ll find in Lohan’s panties..a vagina we all need to explore more and that hopefully this topless titty arm bra shit is a teaser of what’s to come…Lohan fan for life…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Alexis Ren Does Slutty Beach Photoshoots of the DAy

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Her face is whatever, her body is amazing..she’s an it girl from instagram with millions of followers but who no one has ever hear of, the magic of social media…and having a hot body for millions of people on instagram who are probably 14 year olds and 40 year old perverts….the kind of people who love a hot body on instagram, for jerking off purposes, or just to stare at a hot body while scrolling through instagram, because they have nothing else going on…allowing people who don’t matter to matter at least within their own circle…selfie-ing all day…making money from brands by pushing the illusion they matter…in what is all really fucking cheesy…but not as cheesy as when she played this romantic, aspirational young love girl with a male model…something people, mainly pervert middle aged women in their terrible boring lives fell in love with – but it didnt’fool me – as fas as I’m concerned…she’s just a manipulative little fame whore – sugar baby – instagram model maneuvering like she was Tila Tequila…because this is what modern Tila Tequila looks like to a more sophisticated or savvy internet navigating crowd….bright half naked pics…

Brands love this shit, they see followers and get boners, like you perverts…and these pics are probably from her Sports Illustrated swimsuit shoot…because Sports Illustrated needs all the help they can get…

She’s been on the getting naked for more attention kick, as she should…because this body…is best served naked…not rubbing up on her boyfriend…as he jumps out of a plane in Tahiti…in their life of luxury lie…she was just cast in because he’s gay and she fucks other rich guys…the life…so exciting.

Posted in:Alexis Ren|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Pam Anderson and Her Sensual Revolution of the Day

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Pam Anderson was on some ethnic but English speaking talk show….she’s touring her “down with porn” angle that I guess came from her porn star ex husband Rick Solomon – famous from the Paris Hilton tapes jerking off to girls who aren’t Pam Anderson…

It’s nice that Pam Anderson recognizes that she’s a porn chick, but her porn was one of sensuality, one of romance, on her wedding night – and Honeymoon to her rocker that gave her Hepatitis..something she lived with for s a long time before they found a cure…something that was fun to laugh at before they found a cure….something that was actually as hardcore as celebrities got back in the 90s….

Her quest of ending porn makes total sense to me, I think porn ruins sex, I think it ruins relationships, I think it ruins traffic to my site, movie theater sales, and even breeding….

I really like the Jewish guy who is on the show with her…

Posted in:Pam Anderson|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Hilary Duff Kissing her K-Fed of the Day

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Hilary Duff posted a picture of her kissing her boyfriend and trainer Jason Walsh….

JASON WALSH -Missouri born. Live/Work Los Angeles. I train people.

Here’s a pretty great story of a fitness dude who moved to LA, probably to be an action star, no one moves to LA unless they have hollywood dreams or they want to be around hollywood dreams…only hollywood dreams didn’t come true the way they were supposed to, despite his great personality…so hollywood dreams had to come true another way…and that way was by being a fitness trainer to the stars…stars like Hilary Duff, who has a rockin’ fit body…all thick and strong…and it really could be 400 pounds…this dude would still be up in it…because of basic K-Fed hustle….you find that diamond…that earner…that girl…you stick to it….because she’s Hilary Duff….

Brilliant hustle…sometimes not being rich and famous in LA is the angle to use to get these rich and famous girl that want anything but a rich and famous dude…because rich and famous dudes are bigger bitches than their female counterparts…

Posted in:Hilary Duff|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Bella Hadid and her Hard Nipples of the Day

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Bella Hadid is the younger sister of Arab nationalist Gigi Hadid…who distracts all you Muslim haters with her tits, her LA money and her ONE DIRECTION romance that she used to steal or upset all his fans, after stealing Jonas Brother fans, and Kardashian and Jenner Fans..because stealing…is something that she does…and stealing made her matter…and her mattering made her sister matter…and here she is – hard nippled…

The one thing I think is funny about Bella Hadid is that she’s fucking or dating the Weeknd, you know doing the whole be his public girlfriend / hole – even though it’s a fake relationship…. because I know he’s getting his dick sucked by girls in Toronto – when he’s in Toronto – all these famous guys like the regular hot college girls…they feed their ego more than…the famous entitled bitches…

So this generation is all into Open Relationships, I see it on TINDER, that’s how I stay dialed in… because it’s a me generation where committing to other people, just gets in the way and being accountable for anything other than yourself just gets in the way of the me…but she’s got great tits…that should be shared with everyone like I assume his dick is at the end of each show he puts on…because girls like famous dudes who get on stage…so much they’ll smear his groupie juice all over their spoiled rich girl in LA face…

Posted in:Bella Hadid|SFW

2016

17

Oct

Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio Naked for Victoria’s Secret Porn of the Day

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Stella Maxwell and Sara Sampaio are some trash from Victoria’s Secret did this nude shoot either for Victoria’s Secret, or on a Victoria’s Secret shoot, and everyone was so happy…so excited….because it was all censored nipple to nipple like a gang of lesbians…but Stella Maxwell is only a lesbian for opportunity, when the fake lesbian relationship is with Miley Cyrus…securing her place in the evil empire’s roster of promo models who get paid way too much…and who the world loves…and worships…

Here is Sara Sampaio….doing fitness…

A video posted by Sara Sampaio (@sarasampaio) on Oct 6, 2016 at 1:06am PDT

Posted in:Sara Sampaio|SFW|Stella Maxwell

2016

17

Oct

Fredericks of Hollywood is Still Around and Here’s Natalie Jayne Roser of the Day

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Fredericks of Hollywood is a cheesy fucking lingerie brand…that was a big deal in the late 90s…all the trashy celebrity sugar babies were up on it – before the whole hip hop and instagram thing made them hae expensive tastes….

Well, apparently it is still around…and still doing the exact same trashy thing, even though they recruited has-been Megan Fox to be their business partner…

This isn’t Megan Fox, this is someone named Natalie Jayne Roser who seems to be pretty much living up to the brand’s image…and style…and more importantly…that hard face looks like she’s one of their original shoppers or clerks…

Look at them making their comeback…by possibly using pics they took in 1992.

Oh – She’s a Not from the 90s – she’s Actually a Current Instagram Whore and She Looks like a Cheesy Weathered Girl Thanks to Australia Ozone Layer