With all this talk about rape, I figured I’d use rape as my pick-up line,you you know – be modern, with the times, talk things that are relevant, so the young girls I try to pick up think I may be old, but I am with it, dialed in, like a professor they want to fuck, not because they want to fuck him, but because he’s made them think they need to fuck him, despite being old and fat and disgusting…..so I figure, rape culture and sex assault – great topic to delve into when my intention is seeing their vagina…not to fuk but to lick…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…that should be the name of my first single…my penis hardly works…pelvic floor…

So incorporating rape into seduction but not in a “I’m going to rape” kind of way, not in a this is about rape and I love rape….not even a is it rape if you’re drunk fight you’ll always lose, but more in a “if you had to rape one species of animal what would it be” kind of way, you know playful rape..and as it turns out…animal rape is deemed worse than human rape…at leas that’s the general feedback when I tried it at the coffee shop, on tinder, at a bar…and in a grocery store…so let it be a lesson to you – my followers, fans and I know no one is here but let me pretend – rape is deemed pretty fucking bad…so your pick up lines should stay limited to “show me your tits”…and if you’re rich…just show them your bank statemement….it’s the Donald Trump school of seduction since…most girls (every girl) is slutty for rich guys…

Here are some links…in the morning…to start the week…to get things rolling….to bring us closer together…I love all of you….which is easy…since no one is there but a couple spam bots…HEY SPAM BOTS come over to play scrabble sometime….

Ok…links…

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