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2016

14

Oct

Lindsay Lohan Supports Refugees of the Day

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Lindsay Lohan wore a hijab while visiting Syrian refugees, which I guess is a cause close to her hot as she has immersed herself into Russia and arabic, they are the only people rich enough to support her life of luxury needs, while being impressed that the infidel was white girl, almost transparent white – from the movies.

I am a fan of Lohan and all her identity crisis, outbursts of crazy, philanthrobic ventures, because I know at her core that it all stems from being robbed of her childhood, not having a real identity of her own, and attempting to have substance, or give back to things she may or may not understand, because the only cause that will allow her near by is one that is in desperate need of help…she’s also got a lot of time on her hands and Hollywood doesn’t give a fuck about her anymore…so she’s doing what she can to either get noticed, talked about, or to seemingly sleep better at night knowing she burned through millions of dollars that could have actually helped these people instead of pay for legal bills, her drugs, and hotel rooms during her manic era…

You it’s nice to see she’s trying to appear to have a soul..but none of these people actually have souls. It’s all self serving bullshit…and this is what she had to say about her conversion to Muslim in this dark time, after dabbling in other religions from Jewish to Catholic….Lesbian…depending on what dick was inside her at the time…including but not limited to Samantha Ronsons’…


I met a wonderful aid worker (Azize) at The Refugee Camp in Antep. She saw that my eyes lit up when I told her that her headscarf is beautiful. She waved to me and said, come with me, I followed her and she gifted it to me. I was so moved and touched by this that I wanted to wear it in appreciation for all of the generosity and love I received from everyone at the camp

It’s all so silly…but to make things sillier…

Let’s ask your president what he thinks of this….and according to a 2004 Howard Stern interview – that seems to be the go to on Trump’s opinion of things very important to being the next president….

“There’s something there right?” Trump said. “But you have to like freckles. I’ve seen a, you know, close up of her chest and a lot of freckles. Are you into freckles?”

Can you imagine the sex with this troubled teen?” said Stern.

“Yeah, you’re probably right,” Trump said. “She’s probably deeply troubled and therefore great in bed. How come the deeply troubled women, you know, deeply, deeply troubled, they’re always the best in bed?”

The Hijab didn’t last long – she was off to hosting club nights in Athens the next day…

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Lindsay Lohan apparently is part of a club in Athens – which is very Muslim…of her….make that money off white people…

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Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Taylor Swift’s Bra of the Day

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Taylor Swift’s Bra cups the devils’ breast…and I have the proof….in these images…and now you do too…

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Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

13

Oct

Nicki Minaj for Marie Claire of the Day

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Remember Nicki Minaj, apparently, that garbage still exists…and magazines are still writing about her…and pandering to her or her team – because they’ve got nothing better to talk about and figure she’s got substance, value and celebrity that will help their magazines continue to exist…it sends traffic…or maybe they are owned by the same people who know her…WHO Knows…but she’s in a bikini top slut posing…because she’s all high concept – so long as she can show off her clown body / face / tits…garbage…but people like her..and that’s what people like…I just don’t like it…because she’s the fucking worst, manufactured crap around…

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Posted in:Nicki Minaj|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Charlize Theron Before she was Fat of the Day

Charlize Theron is rubbing herself for Christian Dior, which is probably pretty representative of her career…a career that started after her mom killed her abusive father and sent her to America to be a tall and luxurious model…who was broke andd forced to rub both herself to try to have some pleasure while letting creepy old dudes rub her with their penises came twice…once in her and also with with opportunities for her….

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It took her from low rent model, to Playboy Model, to broke as fuck, to actor, to Academy Award winner…to this…and I think she’s still hot…except on set of her movie – where she’s not hot at all….

Posted in:Charlize Theron|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Jessica Biel’s Ass in Tight Pants of the Day

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Jessica Biel is the dude Justin Timberlake was stuck with for so many years, at his peak of fame, because she was accepting and accommodating of his lifestyle choices, which after a high maintenance Britney Spears, and she just attached herself to him, probably because she was a big fan or groupie, and fucking rode it out for as long as she could until he became dependent on having her around, or feared the information she had on him….allowing her to spend the rest of her days in the gym, working out, getting those broad shoulders just as toned and masculine as he likes them…and here she is bent over…

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Coffee withdrawal going well. #nationalcoffeeday

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Posted in:Jessica Biel|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Lea Michele in Shape Magazine of the Day

It amazes me that anyone would want to see Lea Michele in Shape Magazine, unless it’s like that COVERGIRL CAMPAIGN FEATURING A GAY DUDE WHO LIKES MAKE-UP …because for the longest time, before she got her face fillers, I was convinced, at least based on her sex appeal, that she was a dude…with the voice of an angel..like this one guy who used to sing Celine Dion and Whitney Houston at the gay Karaoke bar I’d go to for cheap drinks on Ladies night…because ladies in gay bar think when you DONALD TRUMP them with a grab them int he pussy, that you’re just a curious homo being swayed to the dark hetero side thanks to their tits…an honor really…and if you can add honor to sex assault as the college girls are calling it…in what we’d probably call flirting…everyone’s happy..

That said, she’s in shape in Shape…and I don’t really care what shape she’s in, I am not jerking off to any of this…

Posted in:Lea Michele|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Selena Gomez in Rehab Officially and of the Day

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Here’s some Selena Gomez on a group outting in Tennesee where her rehab is….

Yesterday, I wrote this very important post ABOUT HOW SELENA GOMEZ LOST HER MIND IN AUGUST THANKS TO LUPUS AND NOW MENTAL HEALTH / DRUGS …and I said she was in some rehab facility…because I am a fucking clairvoyant…call me MISS CLEO since she’s dead and I’m here…motherfuckers…I know…a genius…

I am just aware that when a “celebrity” goes missing from social media after saying she’s quitting her 34 remaining dates of her world tour, after having some freakout on Justin Beiber and his fans, for whatever reason..a reason I call spoiled brat, robbed of her childhood, too rich to understand the struggle, entitled, dramatic, annoying, a whiner, coddled and sucked up to…having a tantrum she’ll degrade and laugh at people with actual mental health issues and struggles…because mental health is all relative…you can be sad and suicidal from your mansion and empire when you have everything other people are sucidal because they don’t have…because life is about being unhappy…stop trying so hard…with no expectactions comes apathy and with apathy comes little stress…it’s when you start up with goals, and dreams and life plans…you are setting yourself up for unhappiness…depression…anxiety…feeling pressure…even your anxiety is all based on you being an immature spoiled brat…in a 30-50k a month facility…hilarious…I can save her for less.

That said, she is also dying of LUPUS so when you’re young and with terminal disease she’ll likely die of, I am almost tempted to give her a pass…But then again, she can retire and live a good remaining life without stress…thanks to piles of money…So she’s really her own enemy..and should stop complaining…and let me save her…

Here’s a SELENA GOMEZ SLUTTY ROUND-UP….from when she was losing her mind but hadn’t quite lost her mind yet…I can Save Her

Posted in:Selena Gomez|SFW

2016

13

Oct

KFC MAGGOTS VS Charlotte McKinney Slutty in a Music Video of the Day

I can’t figure out what is more exciting..

1- Maggots on KFC chicken that KFC is denying is from their stores – because it’s day old and fucking vile looking – as a woman narrates a beautiful story that could be turned into a mini-series….and I think it’s safe to say it could be a scam, or it could be her poor refrigeration or it could be bad KFC, since all KFC is bad, what do you expect from Fast Food run by a franchisee selling cheap fucking chicken…not to mention even the best KFC, the freshest KFC, is bad KFC….it is disgusting and I haven’t eaten it since the 90s..no one I know eats it but then again I’m not friends with that many black people…who seem to line up for this shit everyday…

Or….

2. Charlotte McKinney hanging onto her big tit celebrity because people like big tits, and they may have seen her on TV or in the Tabloids with her big tits she’s been milking as if they were golden milk producing, which I guess in ways they are…

I’m going with KFC maggots…she’s so fucking lame but at least Charlotte McKinney isn’t that other music video whore Tits Emily Ratajkowski, but they are both pretty much the worst…

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Elon Musk and Johnny Depp’s Evil Pussy Amber Heard in Cosplay of the Day

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Amber Heard is Mera in Justice League. I don’t read Comic Books, I never read Comic Books, and I hate that all this budget goes into these blockbuster movies that just fucking suck, but that happen anyway…so the whole thing just annoys me…but clearly it excites everyone who is into comic books which is pretty much everyone…or anyone who happens to be on this site…

I am sure I don’t hate Comic Books as much as Johnny Depp hates Amber Heard, or as much as Elon Musk will hate Amber Heard, once she uses her evil, manipulative, strategic and cunning cunt to rape and pillage him, like these man hating women do….as there’s never been a doubt in my mind, from the first time I saw her in a movie, or in the media pretending to be bi-sexual, that I didnt think “this chick is dark, evil and angling to get where she needs to go”…

But you don’t care about any of that…you just want to see her in a costume…because you are fucking odd..

Posted in:Amber Heard|SFW

2016

13

Oct

Alex Trebek VS Nerdcore Nerds of the Day

One of the contestants on Jeoparty Jeopardy was talking about the music she loves or listens to called Nerdcore, which she goes onto explain is people rapping about being nerds, into comic books, unable to find romantic partners…basically what I call virgin losers who are the only people who read this site, and who occasionally break out of their mom’s basement with some dot com billion dollar company…where they are celebrated and pussy is thrown at them…they even let you grab them in the pussy…just to have a taste of your very valuable semen…so they can throw it back into their twat and get pregnant so that they can retire…but I generally think they just sit around playing video games – getting fatter and fatter – greasier and greasier and cum scented because all that masturbating gets into their pours and is hard to wash out when you don’t wash…eventually finding a really fat lonely chick in the same situation as them – who they can do sci/fi fanatasy – comicon things together…but usually they just die alone…

And who Alex Trebek calls losers…to their loser faces…because he’s rich off loser nerds he calls losers…cuz he’s winning!

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