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2016

13

Sep

15 Year Old Kaia Gerber Named Model of the Year in Daily Front Row of the Day

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Prized Kaia Gerber, who was shat out of Cindy Crawford’s pussy 15 years ago, has just been named model of the year by a magazine that I assume Cindy Crawford has influence over. All to help her prized period that stuck – establish a name in modeling at 15….because it speaks to her own narcissism. She wants her pussy juice that solidified into this creature to be golden – because it makes her feel goldn….

The last post I wrote on Kaia Gerber was that I understand when a really ghetto drug addicted hooker – living in a one bedroom apartment with no running water or food in the fridge – addicted to drugs – decides to get her 14 year old into the family business. of whoring because she’s hit puberty and you can charge a premium,

But when Cindy Crawford, a very rich woman, married the Randy Gerber a very rich man…who also has very rich parents…does it…albeit a fancier kind of whoring, it makes no sense to me…egos…

At 14 or 15…she should probably be doing things that don’t involve creepy men taking her pics…seriously weird..

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2016

13

Sep

Jamie Chung Has No Nipples of the Day

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I don’t know who Jamie Chung is – but apparently she does’t have nipples.

I just googled her. She was o an MTV Show in 2004 called The Real World – back when reality TV was social media and these losers became celebrities from being on the show – getting invited to events and shit…while now they just have to post tit pics on instagram…

Something I assume Jamie Chung, can’t do thanks to having no nipples….

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2016

13

Sep

Stella Hudgens Has Huge Tits of the Day

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Stella Hudgens is the sister who gets to piggy back on her older sister’s existence – without actually having to work or do anything with her life. Good deal.

I am sure when she was younger, she was jealous her sister was the one on TV, sending nude pics to people, getting in the press…but now that she’s older, she may or may not realize that she’s able to get an audience of her own – just because of her last name – as well as access to anything she wants access to…and she doesn’t even have to work.

You know, getting house given to her by her sister – or cars, or even just using some of her sister’s shit – because they are sisters…and she can always leverage that. Allowing her to have the free time to take pics of her tits by the pool or at events her sister brings her to as her plus one. Sounds pretty awesome to me…

Life as the plus 1 – is the life everyone should want to have, it’s less pressure than being the asshole who gets the plus 1 who has to be someone to be invited in the first place…

And I guess what I’m saying is great tits…

Here’s Vanessa Hudgens, the more famous, less busty sister to compare tits with…and to have a sister fetish that every dude ever obviously has…but rarely pulls off unless the family is seriously dysfunctional, raped by their dad dysfunctional…because normally sisters, even being jealous and catty of each other…rarely fuck the same dude…making it something we covet and want more than if it was an everyday thing.

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2016

13

Sep

Hailey Baldwin’s Hard Nipple Hangs with Actual Models of the Day

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Hailey Baldwin is part of the Kendall Jenner Kardashian spillover – of twats who are totally uninteresting – even when they have hard nipples.

They are just vapid rich kids who have no interest in doing anything substantial in life, and who follow the lead of their idiot mentors to cash the fuck in and travel around the world being spoiled cunts…getting cast in photoshoots for brands like they matter because kids look up to these idiots…

She’s Stephen Baldwin’s orgasm that wasn’t aborted thanks to her mom wanting a retirement plan by the closest thing to a celebrity she could find…not to mention in his irrelvance, he’s gone all Christian to deal with his drug addiction and probably wouldn’t allow an abortion -that is against god’s way…

Either way, Kendall did a magazine and announced that she has a name for her pussy posse…and it’s “Super Natural Friend Group” because they all have such cool individual lives…are you fucking kidding me..

So out of touch, and definitely deserving of a horrible reality check, because they can’t just keep winning over and over again…that would be injustice…even though their existence is injustice…

That said, I’d still jerk off on her…

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2016

13

Sep

Liz Hurley’s Bikini Throwback Thursday on a Tuesday of the Day

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In keeping up with models from 20 years ago, here’s Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini for social media…because….she’s a bikini vendor…and makes money off her brand…so this is how you market the shit…

Maybe it’s deeper rooted than just selling bikinis and Liz Hurley is feeling the need to show off her bathing suit body to say “hey, look at me, over here, I’m old but you’d still fuck me, even though you’d fuck anything, including but not limited to rotting luncheon meat….you fucking vile human…

Liz Hurley was in the media longer than we’ve been alive and we forget that she was an opportunist gold digging whore, who dated and leveraged Hugh Grant in 1987 when his career was picking up and her career was shit. She rode that as hard as she could until becoming household name….typical of a woman…

They stayed together for 13 years…which allowed him to get busted with trannies due to being a homo…and for her to remain his beard because it got her auditions and the good life….she always wanted…

Then she got knocked up by another notorious womanizer, whore fucker, creeper named Steve Bing, who invests in movies, movies she wants to be in and she got pregnant, kept it, he denied it…and a paternity test later…confirmed it…

Then she married a dude named ARUN NAYAR who sounds pretty poor…because bitch likes money…

There’s a pattern here..that applies to all women…so these feminists should stop targeting us for being misogynists and instead targeting their representatives for misrepresenting their species as the whores that they are…..

Posted in:Liz Hurley|SFW

2016

13

Sep

Rhian Sugden Nude for Instagram on her 30th Birthday of the Day

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Rhian Su

gden is some Glamour model in the UK – who is relatively famous in the Glamour Model scene….not that the Glamour Model scene matters with social media and girls taking it upon themselves to be attention seeking whores….

But I know all that this Glamour model scene, when old timer Rhian Sugden got involved was a big deal. It was the Uk’s way to find decent looking, usually average looking, but massive tittied girls…that they got naked in mens mags…I’m talking girls who were bartenders or whatever…being celebrated for their tits on a national and sometimes international level.

I am not in the UK…but I am still not a fan, since topless girls are meant to be accessible in strip clubs and not given fame and fans that make them think that they are real famous models….an ego…and often times a soccer playing husband to knock them up…taking them out of the dumpster their trashy asses belong..

So Rhian Sugden turned 30, because she’s dated, got naked, which is timeless, on social media which is current, because she is still shamelessly out there with her tits…and this is her post for her creepy weirdo fans….

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2016

13

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Doesn’t Want It to See Obvious that She Called the Paparazzi of the Day

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It’s an interesting phenomenon when a girl who calls the paparazzi on herself in efforts to increase her celebrity profile, despite no one actually giving a fuck about her, at least not for much more than staring at her massive tits…and acts like she didn’t call the paparazzi…blocking out her face in a “don’t look at me”…vibe…garbage….

Maybe she finally realizes that she’s got a horrible fucking face…or maybe it’s a “Faux Pas” or whatever you want to call it…to be caught calling the paparazzi as a shameless hooker, but the fact is that everyone these days are shameless hookers, who just want to look in the mirror all day – and who have been lucky enough to get a cell phone and apps that allow them to share their mirror image for the world to celebrate them along with themselves #blessed.

Seriously, the amount of people doing selfies, acting like the stars of their own movies, is fucking crazy – it reminds me of primates at the zoo seeing their reflection in the pool…and trying to make sense of it, only primates are more interesting to observe than social media obsessed, mindless idiots…who I guess always existed and always imitated celebrities, but who are more in my face now and irritating…just a reminder that society needs a reset….

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2016

13

Sep

Morning Hangover Dump of the Day

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Is it illegal to jerk off to creepy bikini pics of your wife when she was 16, fit and perky, the last year of her life where she was fuckable, that were taken by her dad who molested her that same year, leading to the obese pile of shit I am stuck with?

Asking for myself.

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Slutty Girls in Sports Bras being Sluts
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Slutty Celebs at Fashion Week
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Katy Perry Wants to Use Taylor Swift
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Stray Tire…
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Hailey Baldwin’s Push Up Bra
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David Bowie’s Ashes Weren’t Scattered at Burning Man
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Lais Ribeiro Tits…
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Kylie Jenner – Double Chin
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Brad Pitt Shits on Passion of the Chirst
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Red Lips on a Monday – On a Tuesday
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Jessica Alba in White Dress
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Rat Cow – Big TITTY WHORE
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Anne Hathaway in a Tight Shirt
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Tom Hanks and Ellen Speak in Disney Voices…
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2016

12

Sep

Lady Gaga is Repulsive in Short Shorts of the Day

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Lady Gaga released a new album and in doing press the only way she’s ever really known how…to be scandalous, half naked, an exhinitionist putting herself out there…

We all know that Lady Gaga – without the Lady Gaga part of her – I don’t know what her birth name is – but that girl…independent of celebrity and her bullshit…is someone inseucre becasue no one fucked her when she was weak chinned and growing up…and her career is just a reflection of that feeling unaccepted, weird and like a failure…

You know, her whole performance art angle, that isn’t art – because she’s not an artist, she’s a dancing monkey doing dancing monkey things…for money..

She’s not an artist, but rather a talented at writing commercial bullshit songs that her label positioned as art – because idiots believe everything they are told…and idiots get her paid…

So withouth Lady Gaga, she is someone you wouldn’t really want to see naked, the kind of girl in your neighborhood or high school or working your local drug store that you’d be “put on some damn pants you pig, save the hot clothes for the hot girls…”..but when it’s Gaga…it’s like “keep being half naked, we’ll stare and maybe people will write about you and buy your album, which is your goal in all this, because you’re not rich enough, if you were you wouldn’t be skimming off the top of your Gaga charity…you garbage pile of sloppy chick shit…

Nice outfit though…

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2016

12

Sep

Bella Thorne See Through of the Day

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Bella Thorne is navigating this complicated world of subtle whoring, while being a fake feminist who can pretend she’s empowered, and a feminist with her sublte whoring, that still keeps men excited about her – thinking she’s hot – while not sacrificing her career as a hired actress who gets work….

So in doing that, she’s gone out in a sheer bra – where she probably assumed you wouldn’t see her transparent ginger redhead with invisible nipple nipples, but that the nerds have managed to find pink that could be nipple, or a flash, or nothing at all – but I’ll go with nipple – because this girl has been milking it hard…thanks to stage parents who understood – 17 was the peak year, not quite creepy enough year, to train her to get pervert men to cum to her – establishing herself in the industry….not quite brilliant – but glad it happened …

She doesn’t look 18 and probably isn’t 18 – but I’ll buy into the lie, I got nothing else going on…and either do you…