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2016

12

Sep

Bella Hadid Nude for GQ of the Day

My favorite thing about Bella Hadid is knowing that when she was dating the Weeknd, not that any of these people actually date for anything but media coverage, he was getting his dick sucked by Toronto girls I am pretty sure sucked his dick and wouldn’t lie about it – because it was their taste of success…that shit gets them excited…

My second favorite thing about Bella Hadid is that she was the less popular sister, the one who took a backseat to her aggressive famewhore sister, working a healthfood store instead of whroing out with kardashians…all while being hotter than her sister, who at a critical point in her sister’s fame hopped on board, probably thanks to whining to her mom that GIGI doesn’t take her places with her – and made a name for herself, where she gets naked in darker, more erotic shoots…like this one for GQ…

Always go for the second string sister…she’s the better one on all levels..

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2016

12

Sep

61 Year Old CR from CR Fashion Book Shows Them Fashion Tits in a See Through of the Day

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Carine Roitfeld is some editor from VOGUE who created her own magazine called CR Fashion book a while ago, it was seen as some more prestigious magazine because fashion is pretentious and always looking for the more exclusive thing for the insecure losers who buy into that shit to attach themselves to or to try to be a part of…

In being an editor of Vogue, you’ve got to be some pretentious, superficial, famewhore monster who attends all the exclusive parties and acts important with your press pass – sucking up to all the celebrities to get invited to more events – featuring them in her books and magazines stroking their egos in one big circle jerk…

Well, she’s 61 and she’s in a see through shirt – showing nipple – because that’s fashion – and never too old to show nipple..even when you’re too old to show nipple…

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2016

12

Sep

Taylor Hill See Through of the Day

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Taylor Hill is the new Victoria’s Secret model…you’ve never heard of.

One of the girls…they pulled out of who the fuck knows where…who they probably hold a seriously aggressive contract over her head…where they own her and her first born…because without them…she’s just another instagram model…

All these bitches are all the fucking same, but don’t realize it…because their heads are so far up their own self involved asses that they don’t know all the pics they are posting are the fucking same…..they are robots…

But now she’s got a big brand behind her and America fucking loves anyone who has a stamp of approval of a big mall brand..it makes them feel comfortable like she matters more than she does…and all I’m thinking is she’s be better suited for throat fucking porn

Because all of these whores getting overpaid are better suited for throat fucking porn…because that’s more representative of the kind of person they are as they whore out for big evil underwear brands…

She’s at fashion week – showing nipple…because…she sells herself or I guess sold herself…

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2016

12

Sep

Taylor Swift Silly Boots of the Day

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Taylor Swift was out in some Wizard of Oz, Pretty Woman, Street Hooker Dorthy boots…because she identifies with a street hooker…because she’s had as much sex as a street hooker – to fill her insecure void that being a best selling act making lots of money since the age of 16 doesn’t do for her…it’s really a sad story for the fans of the terror that is Taylor Swift…producing bullshit songs for insecure, women who can’t get laid and who let boys get the best of them – or take advantage of them – positioning it as a girl power thing – when really she’s just a fucking lie.

She fucks a DJ or dude she sees in a movie, she publicly dates him before cheating on him with another guy and spins it as she’s either empowered, or just a hopeless romantic…and people want to believe her – that’s just how pathetic people are I guess…they’ll believe anything in their sad and depressing existences…

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2016

12

Sep

Kylie Jenner Terrifying of the DAy

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Kylie Jenner is the new generation – monster – weirdly shaped Kardashian – who isn’t a Kardashian but who is more ethnic looking than the Kardashians – thanks to whatever the fuck stage parenting her mom she’s probably met 5 times for the sake of their TV show, because the mom is a busy woman…I’m talking about the non-Bruce Jenner mom….leading her to a fucked up place, pawned off to the media, pawned off to the idiot mainstream youth, pawned off to older black men…and pawned off to their plastic surgeon who has done some weirdness to her at 18…or 19…looking like a 40 year old…beat up science experiment…a real life bad instagram filter…and the fact girls aspire to be like this, or that people buy into their media lie – is fucking absurd…almost as absurd as her fat sucked out of her stomach put into her ass body….

Weird.

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2016

12

Sep

Stella Maxwell See Through of the Day

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Stella Maxwell is not just a lesbian looking hipster with uneven sized tiny tits…..she is also a model….a model from Ireland who was clever enough to shoot some topless pics with Terry Richardson because he is a famous photographer and it pushed her into the mainstream – where she got her tits fixed and where she booked a commercial mall brand – that is the anti-thesis of everything hipster and cool – but that is what the kinds and everyone on social media is a fucking whore, selling out to brands for money, which has zero cool factor to people like me – who hate these sell out idiots selling bullshit…but to their pop generation of buying crap – it’s awesome…not to mention bitch gets paid…

But no matter what Victoria’s Secret try to tell you about their models, they are garbage, they aren’t the hottest in the industry, or world, they are just shoved down our throats…like this one shoved herself down Miley’s throat, and probably some agent throats to exist…and exist she does…walking fashion week in see through model clothes..

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2016

12

Sep

Kate Upton Less Fat of the Day

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Kate Upton was the overrated plus sized model, who paved the way for other plus sized models, and who wasn’t even considered plus sized model – despite being plus sized…and I guess she got pretty cocky about the whole thing – and just kept eating – to see how far she could actually take it before people calling her fat, or putting her into the plus sized category – where you can be obese and still get work, or I guess just stop hiring her for jobs….

Well, she reached that point, saved herself and her brand name with some nudes pics that were leaked – where she and her monstrous tits were jerked off to like the good old days…and I guess she realized she was disgusting…

So I give credit where credit is dude…what was once fat and disgusting, is making a comeback through diet and fitness and that’s a way more interesting angle than just embracing being a pig like all these other lazy cunts do…

So here’s Kate Upton in a white dress at an event not looking fat for the first time…in a long time…

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2016

09

Sep

Mariah Carey Takes a Bath of the Day

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Mariah Carey took some subtle bathtub pictures because subtlety is what she’s all about…you she’s not a bi-polar lunatic celebrity who has made too much fucking money in her career thanks to dating the old man exec at Sony when she was first starting out, you know the kind of woman who hangs out on yachts probably has a staff of people who feed her and carry her from room to room – because she can…a woman who sings with a diamond studded microphone…all tacky and princess-like…who is now engaged to some billionaire….further securing her princess life…all while starting out as a girl you’d expect to see working the strip club, or living in some trailer park with a tiara on…only unlike those “delusional divas”…or as I like to call them the DDs….this on’e got the money to support her really silly tastes…

She always reminded me of a girl who acts like white trash who won the lottery would act….and now she’s naked for social media…as a 40 year old mom…because that’s how you get noticed…in a world where we get to see first hand how badly these characters like to get noticed….before social media, only people in their immediate circle saw this side of them…now we all get to join in and stare….at them big tits….

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2016

09

Sep

Rihanna in Concert of the Day

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This is the ass that Drake butt fucks, making for one very expensive cum fart, you know the far that comes to an ass that has just been cummed in, I’d assume you’d be an expert from when your teacher or relative used to rape you because there is no way people who haven’t been molested are reading this site…

There’s just something about Rihanna, and that thing is not that she lets her men beat her, she just used that to really launch her darker more serious career, but cuz she just speaks to my soul….and by soul I mean penis…and by penis I mean worn out stub of very little flesh….because she knows how to put it all out there since she sold her soul to the devil for a lot of fucking entertainment industry money…

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I still like her Terry Richardson Shoot from yesterday…

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2016

09

Sep

Kate Beckinsale’s Got a Hot Mom Body of the Day

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Kate Beckinsale is killing it…or working it…knowing exactly what she’s got and what people want from her…and it’s amazing…

She has made a career on being this hot bodied babe that all the nerds fucking love. She got cast in one nerd movie, the kind of nerd movie nerds are totally loyal to, and collect every edition released in DVD form, even though no one uses DVDs anymore, but they just like her so much they want anything she’s been featured in…they want two of each. One to watch and One to sit on their self, never accumulating any value cuz that is old technology, but there as a safety, cuz nerds are weird.

And she’s still milking it – while nerds milk themselves to her….

Her daughter is 17 years old…and her daughter’s stepmother is Sarah Silverman…and this whole story and ass don’t make sense….

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