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2016

08

Sep

Victoria Justice Fuck Me Boots of the Day

Victoria Justice was the lead in some Disney produced show. Her co-star or the supporting character was American hating Ariana Grande…who got way more famous than this one…which probably effects ego in a negative way…and it probably makes Victoria Justice feel like shit about herself, forcing her to try to navigate the media and the industry to try to get as big as her frenemy…and I guess that’s done with FUCK ME BOOTS…

The real question is do kids call these boots FUCK ME BOOTS….or are they just boots, because in our era…only whores wore boots like this…or girls who wanted you to jerk off to them…but in this era all girls are whores…some are just not as good at business…you know like interns…they work for free…

Now we all know the pedophiles at Disney, love creating these sex objects for other pedophiles sitting at home subscribed to the Disney channel to jerk off to…because everything is pornography in this sleazy sex filled life… you fucking primates…

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2016

08

Sep

Ariel Winter INSTAGRAM of the Day

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Ariel Winter posted this throwback from some photoshoot for something I can assume doesn’t actually matter – or didn’t actually matter because nothing really matters – especially all these bullshit photoshoots of bullshit people…but she does look like a clown and it’s pretty funny trying to understand why everyone is trying to figure out what her appeal is…maybe it’s that she is good with dogs, because she is a dog or if she wasn’t famous the kind of weird broken teen girl who uses her dog to make her cum thanks to peanut butter – because no boys in school want to fuck her…but thanks to being on TV everyone wants to fuck her…

Who knows…or cares…here’s the pic of her very large dumpy ass…

Posted in:Ariel Winter|SFW

2016

08

Sep

Kimberly Garner Ass Flash of the Day

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Kimberly Garner once followed me on twitter for a day or two before realizing that I am an evil person who makes fun of her kind of fame whore from the UK reality star trying to make it in America..

In fact…I make fun of all fame whore…no matter how hot they are…because they whole industry they are trying to be a part of is ridiculous…

The content, the lifestyle, the fact people watch these people like they are something special, the off shoot businesses based on celebrity and all the money floating around such a vapid and mindless experience…is hilarious….

Not that Kimberly Garner’s got any of that, she’s just out there trying to milk the low level no one cares about that she does have..and she’s doing it via ass flashes…

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2016

08

Sep

Rich Girl Nicola Peltz in a See Through Shirt for a Rich Person Event of the Day

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Nicola Peltz is the daughter of a billionaire – who like all daughters of billionaires – chooses the whore on social media – aspiring to be a celebrity of her own – or maybe a model – because they like to be the focal point with everyone looking at them – thanks to daddy issues that stem with daddy being a busy man making the billions…

So instead of going to the best school ever…she was in Transformers and she’s in a see through shirt at some fashion event since it is fashion week and she’s some New York Socialiate…first and foremost…that whole hollywood thing was to seem like she’s busy in a role her dad paid for…replacing Megan Fox because any set of tits is good enough to replace Megan Fox..

All this to say, she’d be a great target for your semen to stick to her uterus…K-Fed that Ho.

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Posted in:Nicola Peltz|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Rita Ora Demonstrates How She Got a Record Deal – Using a Chair of the Day

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The one time I saw Rita Ora in person, I thought she was Kelly Osborne, meaning she’s not very hot, but apparently she’s at the right table at the party and fucks the right dude in the industry – because both her and both her tits exist, and make money and do well…and no one can name one of her songs…but we can accurately guess her bra size…even with our eyes closed…

This is a fashion nude shoot for some Victoria’s Secret photographer leveraging the famous people he takes pics of for his “art” or the lie of “art”…in a book he is putitng out…what an honor…

All the direction Ora required was “show me how you got the record deal, use this chair”…and the rest is magical….she’s a real natural..when the camera turns on…she delivers…

Posted in:Rita Ora|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Laverne Cox Tucks Her Cock If She Still has a Cock for Cosmo of the Day

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Laverne Cox is a Tranny actor…who is strategically positioned – because people are fighting for the rights of Tranny actors – thinking if there is a tranny character in a movie – a tranny should play that character – instead of a method actor who gets into the role of the tranny – and plays a tranny better than a tranny does – because in this world we live in – it’s not about the best MAN for the job – it’s for the person who lives as a woman who deserves the job – even if most Trannies are street hookers and not Hollywood starlets…and when they are Hollywood Starlets – they seem like a flamboyant over the top act almost mocking Trannies – worthy of Cruise shit theater…not necessarily Oscar wins…just because they have a dick…

I know Tranny porn has been the leader of all porn categories for years – because you’re all weird faggots…so I figure a tranny on the cover of a mainstream magazine is something you tranny lovers can jerk off to- I am here for you….

Posted in:Laverne Cox|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Charlotte McKinney Big Tits in a Bikini of the Day

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Thanks to having a rich dad, and probably some rich daddies, couples with a delusion that she’s relevant and a star – every generation needs one of these – and I remember the Myspace girls who were doing this shit 15 years ago…I’m talking to you Forbidden…and Tila Tequila..who can tell you that just because dudes follow you to jerk off…doesn’t mean you’ll win a fucking Oscar…sure you can call your paparazzi friend and do some Freezing cold Ocean bullshit – that doesn’t even make her nipples hard – which is pretty suspect to me…where are the nipples…doesn’t she have nipples…are they inverted nipples…are they hidding underneath the weight of her tits…or maybe they are hiding somewhere else with her CHIN AND HER Ass…..

But she’s got big tits.and that’s all it takes for women who objectify themselves for feminism / male attention…Oh…it’s in Hawaii…either way..she’s a whore..

Here are the stepLINKS CLICK HERE

Posted in:Charlotte McKinney|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Bella Thorne Still Doing it with Some Nipple of the Day

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Bella Thorne still exists and wants you to know she exists. I know it was pretty much the summer of Bella Thorne and her shameless subtle slutty behavior that was strictly intended to get followers, to book jobs, to make her and her family bank…you know as their last hope, the freshly turned 18 year old who looks 40 and has tits that look 40 and are probably 40…but who would know, we are all too lazy to dig up facts about the tits we stare at…and even if she was 40…who cares…we’ll still stare at her tits…because she doesn’t stop showing off her tits for us to stare at…because she’s just a young girl…innocent girl…then why do I see your fucking pink ginger nippple border in a ridiculous push up bra…YOU DID IT ON PURPOSE…and keep doing it because we’re bored and need girls like this to exist…the Disney Kid turned instagram whore…and still a Disney kid…because Disney is trying to stay relevant on social media and this is probably how they do it….

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Posted in:Bella Thorne|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Lindsay Lohan Erotica Never Ends of the Day

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My spirit animal, Lindsay Lohan, my one true friend who abandoned me, is still alive and she wants to remind you that despite leading us to believe she was dead 4-5 years ago…she still exists…and can wear bathing suits….

I guess she’s just resting and preparing to get herself ready for her big comeback, because she’s lazy and hasn’t worked in a decade….but the Oscar win I predicted years ago will happen…unless she actually dies…or continues to mangle her face in protest of being the goddess she was born into being…all self destruction….thanks to being robbed of her childhood…

I like the pose…I figure she got it from this picture….because I we are connected at the soul….

But I guess I like all that Lohan does…that doesn’t involve being dying, just irrelevance…

Here she is in a flower crown from snapchat…

A video posted by Lindsay Lohan (@lindsaylohan) on Sep 5, 2016 at 10:33am PDT

And I’m a lifelong fan…

Posted in:Lindsay Lohan|SFW

2016

07

Sep

Tight Pants Chloe Grace Moretz of the Day

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Chloe Grace Moretz is uninspiring. I don’t find her hot or interesting and I don’t think her ass is really not erotic…but it’s an 18 year old ass in leggings…so it should be erotic…but instead it’s just weird looking and not what you’d want from an 18 year old ass…there is just no personality, soul and it doesn’t look tight or perky, or eager to explore the world…ready to take on life…it looks tired and sad….and even non-existent…and there’s not even some moderate vaginal definition, like her leggings aren’t jacked up into her at all and that alone is a total misuses to the leggings, even a disrespectful attitude to how they are supposed to be used, but that’s expected with the whole being an entitled child star her Plastic Surgeon dad funded to go Hollywood….

Spoiled girls just can’t be bothered – until they start seeing their celebrity dwindle…then they’ll do anything to get it back…and if I was into Chloe Grace Moretz, like the creeps who haven been into her since she was a kid, I’d suggest we all ignore her, to get more effort out of her, but her weirdo fans can’t help following the girl in movies they are awkwardly and creepily obsessed with…

I mean couldn’t she have given us a little pee stain – or anything…this is just dull…

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Posted in:Chloe Grace Moretz|SFW

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