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2016

09

Sep

Christina Milian Keeps Calling the Paparazzi of the Day

Sometimes, you just have to stop calling out the shameless narcissist for being out there crying for attention, calling the paparzzi to take pics of her, because being in front of the camera is the only place she feels secure, rocking that audience is all she knows or cares about…

And you jsut have to embrace it and watch it do squats…

Christina Milian doesn’t interest me, her bottom feeding hustle doesn’t interest me, her wanting to be a Kim K doesn’t interest me…her bootleg approach doesn’t interest me…but by the grace of god..I’ll watch her squat…it’s my right…

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Posted in:Christina Milian|SFW

2016

09

Sep

Adriana Lima for Victoria’s Secret New Fragrence Ad of the Day

Adriana Lima was at one point the hottest woman Victoria’s Secret ever recruited, that was probably 20 years ago by now, and in her late 30s, after having a few kids due to catholicism and poor decision making…she’s never fully bounced back and has a serious boxy mom body….that’s not to say she’s not a hot mom, not a fit money, not a low body fat mom, it’s just to say she looks like the middle aged mom she is, but she’s their leader, the den mother, the day shift stripper still going in because the strip club owner feels bad for her, and I guess they need to milk her for what they pay her, and doing video they can’t photoshop was the answer…

But she knows her angles and they know if they edit it like a strobe like to instil epileptic seizures as to not allow people to notice her flaws…..

Here she is doing a terrible interview about the fragrence…

Posted in:Adriana Lima|SFW

2016

09

Sep

NASTYA SITEN IS AMAZING of the Day

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NASTYA SITEN is someone who I’ve never heard of before, she’s not that big of a deal, she only has 10,000 followers on her social media and everyone knows you are only as good as your following, in a world where the majority of people are on social media all day, even old people, because it’s a nice distraction from real life experiences…who needs to experience those, all while being a good way to remind yourself how much your life sucks compares to everyone else who is good at giving an illusion of a great life and/or sugar babies who get rich guys to pay for their shit…

But this one NASTYA SITEN…is good, I am in love, I feel like it’s a religious experience, I am spiritually complete, I want to sing her love songs, I want to have her babies, she is everything…we are connected at the soul…we are finally reunited…

Russians…so manipulative with their hotness..

Posted in:NASTYA SITEN|SFW

2016

09

Sep

Gigi Hadid’s Got a Slave of the Day

Rich people will always have slave labor, whether it is immigrant housekeepers getting paid dog shit to pick up after these idiots, or black umbrella holders she’ll call “her securty” because she’s so fucking important someone may kidnap her and force her to rob banks…or maybe kidnap her and force her into a small room where she has his baby and eventually escapes a broken woman…

Unless that’s not a black employee, a black slave to the white man in this Black Lives matter world…and is actually her boyfriend or Denzel Washington…who can be sure these days…I mean sure she’s not a Kardashian so she’s not necessarily exclusive to the black cock…but it is possible..this is a modern world we live in…

A world, where rich kids can become legit models thanks to their mom being a model…and modeling being a pretty easy fucking job anyone can do…if they are narcissitic and attention seeking enough….

But at least she has tits…

Posted in:Gigi Hadid|SFW

2016

09

Sep

National Enquirer’s Beautiful Rendition of Hillary Clinton of the Day

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Obviously, the Nation Enquirer is trying to play up a story that they are milking – the Hillary Clinton is dying and can’t stop coughing story…it’s all to sell copies of the shitty magazine, we get it…but what they did to her face is just terrifying…

In a world of every whore from the Kardashians down being face-tuned to fuck on social media, getting botox and giving this illusion of themselves, only to write #nofilter even though they look like a glowing cartoon of themselves….it is ridiculous…

So seeing them photoshop her to look like this, because no one actually looks like this, it’s like “find the worst pic and fuck with the colors to make her look like she’s dying in contrast to Donald Trump’s orange Dementia driven insanity”….

I am not into politics, I am not even American, I am just into seeing the media fucking with your mind…and this is shameless and thus hilarious…

Posted in:Hillary Clinton|SFW

2016

09

Sep

Teacher Opens Up About Affair with Student of the Day

This is a hilarious story….

A 24-year-old Iowa high school teacher was arrested for allegedly having sexual with her 17-year-old student opened up to Inside Edition about her love affair….

Her name is Mary Beth Haglin, she was a substitute English teacher, and she turned herself in for fucking her “student”…

Inside Edition sensationalizes the story by making a big deal out of it, trying to come across as a a big deal, calling the panty pics she sent the kid “raunchy photos”….during their 6-month relationship….

The reality is she’s barely a teacher at 24, she’s barely a teacher as a substitute teacher and he’s barely a kid at 17. Kids grow up on porn, they watch it all day, jerk off all day, and start fucking at 12…there’s hardly an age difference from 24 to 17….and 17 to 18 is hardly a big deal…not much changes…it’s not like the day a girl turns 18 she becomes something dudes want to fuck, she’s just an idiot because she would fuck him in public….or maybe because she got seduced by the student and fell into it..because men are the predators…

I wish I had teachers like this in my high school, I was more surrounded by old fat women who I’d never want to fuck….So watching her try to right her wrongs that are hardly wrongs…makes me laugh…and knowing that if she was a male teacher doing the same thing, she’d be fucking slaughtered…because men are the predators…

Posted in:SFW|Videos

2016

08

Sep

Rihanna for CR Fashion Book of the Day

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Super famous Rihanna is in CR Fashion book…which is some prestigious fashion magazine that people aspire to be in – but Rihanna is very fucking famous so she gets to be in it whenever she wants. They don’t ask her, her people tells them and they listen.. because she’s Rihanna…and the world are fucking groupies…including Drake…because she’s the fat ass he butt fucks…the tan colored Caribbean diva who once lived in a shanty and is now richer than the Country…you know that must make a bitch really fucking annoying to be around…but in pics like this she’s great…

They are by Terry Richardson, who I guess is on a comeback, after having twins, one which Rihanna is probably holding, because he’s getting back into his weirder stuff people actually liked before he went totally corporate and boring…and you can see her nipples you’ve already seen…and this is the best today has to offer in celebrity bullshit content no one comes to this site to see…because they have social media accounts…making me fade further into obscurity..a place I like…

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Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

08

Sep

Taylor Swift Wants You To Know She’s Taller Than Models of the Day

Taylor Swift and Lily Aldridge have a girls night out as they are seen going to dinner in New York

Taylor Swift is making an appearance with one of her Victoria’s Secret model friends who is probably using her for exposure, or maybe it’s an add crafted by the evil empire and everyone here is getting paid…because why else would she make a point of being friends with all the Victoria’s Secret girls….she’s a commercially motivated woman – what she does is for money – always…

I mean she is a narcissist so maybe she likes walking with models – showing that she’s taller or skinnier, or maybe modeling lingerie is her fucking dream…who cares…

What I do know is that she’s been exposed for being full of shit in all her relationship bullshit she sings about – because it’s all for commercially motived reasons…it’s all about the money…

So whether her press is about cheating on dudes with other dudes then breaking up with those dudes….because her pussy can’t be satisfied and she’s a fucking machine…she’s a contrived lie, with zero authenticity, candy coated….and the world should collectively turn on her…instead of continuing to allow her and her garbage to exist…

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To See Pics of Lily Aldridge in Hamptons magazine….I have no idea why you’d want to but here they are….

Or maybe you’re into a FAKE TAYLOR SWIFT DICK SUCKING PIC GOING AROUND THE INTERNET…. CLICK HERE

Posted in:SFW|Taylor Swift

2016

08

Sep

Jessica Alba is Whoring Out her Products for Shape Magazine of the Day

Here’s an advertorial that they’ll spin as in Editorial…because it features a Hollywood star, who can’t act, but looks good and movies need a hot chick to help carry the story in all the shit movies ALba has been in….

Sure she is a star, she’s famous, but she’s never actually done anything good, but as so many accomplished women can tell you, if you’re hot – you don’t need to do anything good – people will pay attention…

So whether this was paid for by Jessica Alba….and her HONEST BEAUTY COLLECTION or it’s just a trade because Shape Magazine is garbage and needs all the help it can get…doesn’t matter…what matters is that old lady, mom Alba, looks good enough photoshopped, but like a Kardashian..she’s fucking shameless cashing in..

We live in a world where selling crap is all people like doing…it’s so fucking weird…and if you’re going to sell anything it should be her pussy…but I guess she’s already done that…that’s how we know who she is – and why she’s got a billion dollar brand under her…

I don’t see how anyone could get excited by this…

Posted in:Jessica Alba|SFW

2016

08

Sep

ALINE WEBER in Bathing Suits for Vogue of the Day

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I don’t know much about Aline Weber, because she’s not that famous, I haven’t been fed her bullshit lies – but I bet thanks to doing this site – or really no thanks you fucking cancer on my soul – site…I hate….I know way more than I should…

Like that Aline Weber is a tall, Brazilian model who was born in 1989….she was in the movie A Single Man…where she played a student named Lois….I saw that movie…and remember her from it…because it was about fags and she was the main hetro moment…

She is probably known for her high fashion modeling…in high fashion magazines…doing high fashion things – including getting naked enough for those of us not into fashion, but into naked hot chicks to have seen her naked….

So the interesting thing about her is that despite being a tall, Brazilian model…her name is German, she looks German and her family heritage is definitely German and who I’ll pretend was not raised by a Nazi War criminal family, maybe even HITLER..after he escaped to South America for refuge after WWII..She’d be the third generation…all Aryan…..and in VOGUE MEXICO…

Posted in:Aline Weber|SFW