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2016

10

Oct

Portia Doubleday Shower Picture of the DAy

Portia Doubleday is not related to Portia de Rossi – who is better known as Ellen’s sugarbaby, who realizes if you let a pitch eat your ass every couple of days, and you don’t act up, you don’t need to suck cock to get movie and TV roles, you just need to lay back, take it all in, and live off the Ellen money…

This Porta is from MR ROBOT, a show people seem to like, but that I’ve never seen because TV rots your soul and is generally shit, but I appreciate that she’s clever enough to post shower pics to matter as much as she can – while eyes are on her and dudes are watching the show thinking…”who’s this new 28 year old pussy”…”I just want to grab it”…

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2016

10

Oct

Elsa Hosk Produced Beyonce Cameltoe Video of the Day

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Hi, my name is Jesus Martinez, and I’d like to take you on a journey I call the social media vortex…

It all started when someone linked me to a picture in my DIRECT messages of FACEBOOK, I clicked the link and ended up on David Bellemere page. He is a french photographer who takes nude pics of models and who went semi “viral” leading to a career working for Victoria’s Secret.

The picture was this picture of Elsa Hosk…a model for Victoria’s Secret, done for Victoria’s Secret, that looked like a typical instagram style photo…because nothing is original..nothing is art…everything played out….but Elsa Hosk is hot, cheesy but hot and the first thing she posted was a video she shot of Beyonce’s pussy, that she’d grab her right in the pussy, and that if she was a man shooting this erotica…would be arrested…but as a model…who gets naked…it’s like the hooker bringing the hooker into her hooking tactics…

And that is my interent social media vortex -experience of the day..

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2016

10

Oct

Serena WIlliams HalButt in a High Concept Instagram Style Photoshoot of the Day

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Here’s everyone’s favorite black tennis star disrupting the world of fashion or instgran fashion where everyone is a “model” with her body positive, love yourself enough, despite all your muscles that aren’t very pretty, exhibitionist slut behavior, like she disrupted the tennis industry back when black people weren’t allowed into tennis clubs….

I’m convinced that she’s genetically a man, if DNA testing happened, she would be a man…I know, I know it’s not that there are genders anymore, we are all one gender, but that in the time, when there were genders, her dad had to come up with a clever way to succeed at a woman’s sport that could actually make money…and that wouldn’t even notice the gender issue – because they were too distracted by the whole black thing, or the fact that there were two of them….we call it a good old fashioned curve ball, and here are her curves..while the dick be tucked…

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2016

07

Oct

Donald Trump is Sleazy Pussy Grabbing eof the Day

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So in 2005 – Trump was doing an interview with Access Hollywood drunk Billy Bush, remember him?….and the mic was hot, so he didn’t know his creepy rich and famous, narcissistic, womanizing, model fucking and importing, ideals were being recorded….From exploiting low level workers, not paying taxes, hating Mexicans and Muslims, while trolling the world and forcing them to think they have options in the election while he is actually just endorsing Hilary Clinton with his insanity as he’s jerking off to his daughter because he can’t actually fuck her…that would be wrong…and he’s got morals…knowing she wouldn’t be allowed to divorce…

I think this is a great way to end the week, because he’s hilarious, and says things like “I did try and fuck her. She was married.”

He went onto – “I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married,” and “Then all of a sudden I see her, she’s now got the big phony tits and everything.”

Then there was the Rape Culture Trigger warning – “You know I’m automatically attracted to beautiful — I just start kissing them,” “It’s like a magnet. Just kiss. I don’t even wait.”

And Sugar Daddy, all girls are hookers when you’re that rich “And when you’re a star they let you do it,” Mr. Trump says. “You can do anything.”

In conclusion…the prize quote “Grab them by the pussy.”…

Genius…your next president…is a crazy person…this is just insane…but watching him defend it will be better…..

I know one thing, Hillary Clinton is grabbing her pussy to this…it’s her fucking win….

PS…“Grab them by the pussy.”…

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2016

07

Oct

Petra Nemcova’s Tsunami Surviving Tits for Florida Big Tits of the Day

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I can’t think of a better tribute, or celebration of the Florida Hurricane that I like to think is the beginning of the end of humanity – thanks to greed and big business destroying the environment….because humanity is primarily fucking disgusting…

Than to post these recent Petra Nemcova charity event tits, because she survived the TSUNAMI…her fiance, not so much, but these tits climbed a fucking tree, all resourceful and communist raised….and that is something I hope all the fat lazy trash in Florida pulled off…unless they are Kim Kardashian…in which case…I hope they have the fate of Nemcova’s fiance who was never seen again..and I guess her tits…are a beacon she busts out hoping to lure him back…cuz he might not actually be dead, living anonymously in Thailand on the beach out of debt…or he’s dead…either way…I’d like Kim K to disappear…

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I suggest donating to any Charity you can, I’m opting for HAITI because they need more help than Americans…

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2016

07

Oct

Alana Champion is Lily Rose Depp’s BFF of the Day

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Alana Champion is apparently Lily Rose Depp’s BFF, they are always together, look the same, and I hope this one is 18, not 16, because some photographer and magazine called GALORE published these pics of her…because they are on top of the current social media trends…

I wonder what life is like for some spoiled brat white girl tween, who is marketed as Lily Rose Depp’s friend. It’s the Nicole Riche of her Generation..

But she’s in underwear and she is all edgy and dark in the content she produces, all shot on film looking 1970s Larry Clark…or indy film…cowboy hats and lingerie level erotica…which I dig….it’s like the grainy porn I liked before porn and instagram models turned glossy, cheesy and cheap…

She looks too young to be looking at half naked…but it’s the porn generation..so do what you gotta do with this…

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2016

07

Oct

Dakota Fanning in Vanity Fair Italy of the Day

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Dakota Fanning is in black and white for Vanity Fair Italy…black and white makes shitty digital pics look all artistic and conceptualized…the filter of fake artists everywhere…which is appropriate because Dakota Fanning isn’t an artist…she’s part of the mainstream Hollywood empire…and she was trained to bullshit her way through it…when really she’s just been exploited by the industry…or by her parents making her a little earner who still jumps on the bed to try to connect with the youth that was robbed of her…that made her a little creepy robot…

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2016

07

Oct

Rihanna Hard Nipple of the Day

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Rihanna has a hard nipple as she culturally appropriates dread locks from the slaves….sure you can argue that she’s an island girl…she’s black…she’s bred and grown out the slaves of Barbados…her ancestors worked the plantations…they may have died on the plantations…they may have invented the dreadlocks while being beat and exploited by the white man that brought them to the island to work for free…making her of all people the kind of person who can wear dreadlocks without the social justice warriors attacking her…especially since like her ancestors…she too was a slave to the music industry…and the white man, the jewish man and all the other people she’s made stupidly fucking rich along the way…because if she’s sitting on 100s of millions of dollars, some motherfucker’s made more that that off her…but I like to see her as white washed, on some Halle Berry shit, that accent doesn’t fool me…at your country club…for high tea…

Hard nipple though..

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More of her fake dreads…

Posted in:Rihanna|SFW

2016

07

Oct

Charlotte McKinney Big Fucking Tits of the Day

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Charlotte McKinney has big tits…and since it’s the only thing interesting thing about her and amazingly she’s showing them off in a tube top at a trendy spot in LA where she knows the paparazzi will be – that is no where near where she lives in Malibu, but worth going out to, because as a bitch who doesn’t know what work is, or what it entails, this is her way of feeling productive…and since people like big tits…here are the big tits…that don’t matter…but that are the only reason she exists.

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2016

07

Oct

T-Rex in the Florida Hurricane of the Day

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Apparently this T-Rex thing is a thing, so it’s only natural that the bros in Florida who aren’t on Bathsalts eating, homeless man eating, Black man shooting, weird sex offending sketchy Florida Crime, but rather the kind of guys who hang out in Golf Courses, who were date raping in midwest frats before getting a medical device sales job in Florida, living the suburban life when they can miss out on the cold weather, all white washed like the Fort Lauderdale strip where the HOOTERS is….are running around in the Florida Hurricane….which I guess is LOLZ…to many…but not to me, because I am dark and want to see them taken the fuck out…

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